I can’t tell you how happy it makes me to finally be able to introduce you all to Lily Ophelia Margaret Forbes. After a bit of a scare & a ten day hospital stay, both mum & baby are doing well & I finally got to take my girls home today!
Eleanor is AN ABSOLUTE WARRIOR
💪❤️👨👩👧🐶
"What's it like to work with
@JudyMurray
?" "Is Judy as mean in real life as she is to
@Duncan__Murray
?"
It's been a tough year so here's a little something to raise your spirits & answer the many people who have asked me those questions🙂
Just wanted to say a massive thanks for all your kind messages about my Duncan &
@JudyMurray
sketch. I’ve especially enjoyed all the comments from people who are genuinely worried about Duncan - who definitely does exist 😂🎾
#justiceforduncan
When you look up the definition of the word ‘Granny’ there should just be a picture of Maggie Urquhart. A cottage dwelling, soup making, sweetie dispensing legend. The kindest person you could ever hope to meet, her door was always open to any and all visitors. (1/5)
Forgot how many mentalists are on Twitter so I’ve deleted my post about how quickly covid spread thro our panto cast. I was just sharing our experience of a crazy situation, not, as some nutters thought, making a political comment or trying to scaremonger! Will stick to dog pics.
A wee
@ScotRail
worker just passed me on the stairs in Central station & saw a penny on the ground. She stooped to pick it up & joyfully said “see a penny, pick it up, pass it on, you’ll have good luck” then gave it to me. Really warmed my heart. Merry Christmas ❤️
Big thanks to
@jem_2
for this lovely interview about all things
@Duncan__Murray
in today’s Daily Record 😊🎾
P.s the photo they took has confirmed that I really need a haircut! 😂💇🏻♂️
it’s hard to think of someone more synonymous with a location. It’s hard to imagine her not being there anymore, sitting in her favourite chair with a cup of tea or a cheeky wee sherry.
Granny Poolewe. Granny by the Fire. The Granster.
1928-2023
Xxxx
🐄 THE FARM
🕰 WEDNESDAY 17TH @ 10:45pm
📺 BBC ONE SCOTLAND
Incredibly excited for people to see this. After 6 years of development & 2 mini series on the iplayer, myself and
@standupfarmer
have finally been given our own 30 minute TV show 😊
Thank you to everyone who watched The Farm last night. If you missed it, dinnae fash yersel cos it’s repeated tonight on
@BBCScotland
& it’s already available on
@BBCiPlayer
😊
Eleanor & I are expecting our first baby & we’re absolutely delighted. However, I’m also quite anxious about becoming a Dad & have written a wee article about all my fears. It’s in today’s Scotsman Magazine for anyone interested. Hoping all new parents are the same!? 👶🏻😊❤️
After we got married, people kept asking us if we’d be having children soon. Well, here she is. Delighted to introduce baby Ruby the cavapoo, seen here with her first chew toy - squirrel - and watched on by faithful friend, hedgehog.
#proudparents
It’s
@scotsquad
Series 35.
Decades of unrequited love have destroyed Charlie. He still does his job but with a visible weariness. Jane transferred a long time ago and married another more self assured cop. Charlie met him once & didn’t like him. His name? PC Jack McLaren...
As a distraction from all the tweets about coronavirus, I’m going to start a thread that consists purely of pictures of my dog Ruby, aka, the cutest dog in the world. I shall add to it daily. Here’s the first photo I ever took of her. Enjoy 🐶😊
"I asked for a bicycle nine years in a row, and all I got was a tennis racket." -
@Duncan__Murray
Duncan and Judy are preparing to celebrate Christmas together.
At least my new writing buddy finds my scripts amusing. However, she also finds it very funny when she poo’s herself so I’m not sure she is the best barometer to gauge from.
So glad that the American tradition of pumpkin picking has finally caught on over here. According to the picture my mate in Portland sent me, it’s exactly the same 🎃😂🏴🇺🇸
What a great experience doing my first
@GreatScotRun
, especially running over the Kingston Bridge. The best part was seeing Lily cheering me on with her wee ‘Go Daddy’ sign 😍 It was an honour to run for
@gch_charity
and thanks again to all who donated 🙌🏻🏃🏻♂️
PC Charlie MacIntosh may never get the girl but I’m so happy that I did! Thank you very much for everyone’s kind messages about our wedding last weekend. MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE & I had an incredible day & a lovely mini-moon in Skye. Back to plugging gigs tomorrow!
Gutted we couldn’t get it done but mostly disappointed cos the reality is we just weren’t good enough. Here’s a photo from happier times to cleanse your timelines 🏴
A big thank you to
@ComedyUnit
(The production company that makes
@scotsquad
) for a very classy and adorable gift set. Lily loves being part of the ‘Tot Squad’ 😂👮🏻♀️
After completing Couch to 5k this week (thanks
@jowhiley
) I took part in my first ever
@parkrunUK
in Inverness. Couldnt have asked for a nicer first experience as everyone was so welcoming & friendly. Also had lily on the sidelines cheering me on which helped 😊🏃🏻♂️
@invrnessparkrun
Its with a heavy heart that I have to announce that The Farm has reached the end of the road. The BBC have decided not to commission any further episodes. Although a series was always the end goal, I thank them for all the time & effort they invested in myself &
@standupfarmer
Tonight’s episode of
@scotsquad
features one of my favourite people & all round comedy legend,
@redmondmichael1
. It was an absolute pleasure to film these scenes with him & I hope you enjoy watching 😊👮♂️👮♀️🦆
A beautiful week back up in Gairloch for Hogmanay. Great company & great memories made with our little ones. Loved how much Lily adored my 96 year old Gran! Happy New Year!❤️
So so proud of my incredibly talented wife Dr Eleanor Seddon. She worked on this study for her doctorate & since it’s been published it’s been reported everywhere. Really important (and troubling) findings. Report on Stv news at 6pm tonight too.
What a thrill it was doing The Duncan & Judy Murray Show yesterday to a wonderful sold out crowd at Gilded Balloon. Don’t want to spoil anything about the show but here’s a wee snap shot from yesterday. Can’t wait to do it all again on Saturday!
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Me & Mum
@JudyMurray
will be doing a very special, one off, LIVE SHOW at The Edinburgh Festival!!
@edfringe
❤️ Venue:
@Gildedballoon
Date: Sunday 21st
Time: 2pm
Tickets here! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
One year ago today I was just about to run down from a friends wedding at Oran Mor, fully kilted, to perform my comedy festival solo show
@StandGlasgow
before running back in time for the bacon rolls. Weddings & live gigs with crowds of people. Seems a lifetime ago!
#lastlivegig
I promise to stop banging on about The Farm soon but just a reminder that its available to watch on
@BBCiPlayer
. Thank you If you’ve already watched. If you know someone else that might enjoy it, please let them know.
@standupfarmer
& I would love to make more & every view counts