For anyone wondering how the hell Andy & Dan just won that: this morning I asked my bro if he wanted to go to
@DisneylandParis
tomorrow if he went out tonight. I guess that gave him the motivation he needed cos evidently he REALLY doesn’t want to hang out with me!
#OlympicGames
Don’t worry. I told Andy that if he lost this time, I’d take him up the Eiffel Tower tomorrow. He didn’t seem thrilled about the idea so I wouldn’t rule out another comeback just yet.
My mum
@JudyMurray
asked me if I wanted to have dinner with her tonight. Said it would be lovely to spend some quality time with her favourite son. I was so excited!!
Then she sent me this photo with the caption “APRIL FOOLS!”
Ooft. Some shift bro. I managed to watch all of Avatar 2 and still got back to see the end. Make sure you have a nice bath tonight. As long as it won’t rust your hip 👍
Happy Mothers Day to the best person I know!
@JudyMurray
😍 From being a Top coach to winning an Oscar, you really are a super woman 🦸♀️ And now a show at The Kings tonight! Can’t wait!
Wish I’d been better at tennis so I could have been involved in the secret whispers club with my bros 🤫
“Did you hear the rumours about mum & the strictly curse??”
It’s not every day that two knitted versions of your sons pitch up to watch an
@atptour
event. Love Jamie’s shades and Andy’s sweatband. 👌
@knittedandymur1
Hi
@maialumsden
. You don’t know me (nobody does) but my mum
@JudyMurray
keeps telling me its about time I met someone & settled down (so that I’ll move out). Since you are Scotlands
#1
female tennis player, I think she’d approve so I wondered if you’d like to go out sometime?
Trying to see what all the fuss is about with this tennis malarkey 🤷♂️ Mum
@JudyMurray
took me to see a thing called David’s Cup or something. It’s a bit back and forthy but my bro did well
I’ve never really been that lucky in life but last night I found a really cool pair of shoes. They’d just been left under a car so I figured it was ok to take them. They were a bit smelly but not as bad as my own. Best of all, there was a shiny ring attached which seems to fit me
Heart. Determination. Murray.
@andy_murray
seals a battling victory on his return to singles action at
#Wimbledon
, overcoming Basilashvili 6-4, 6-3, 5-7, 6-3
For everyone asking if me &
@JudyMurray
will be adding a third date for
@edfringe
, I’m sorry but mum said she’s definitely stopping at two - like she wishes she had done with children 🤪🫶
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT!
Me & Mum
@JudyMurray
will be doing a very special, one off, LIVE SHOW at The Edinburgh Festival!!
@edfringe
❤️ Venue:
@Gildedballoon
Date: Sunday 21st
Time: 2pm
Tickets here! ⬇️⬇️⬇️
I actually helped him develop this kind of pin point accuracy when we were younger. He used to lob water balloons at me whilst I was running away and he always hit his target 🎯
#AndyMurray
#Wimbledon
I can neither confirm nor deny that Ash Barty has retired to pursue a business proposition I emailed her about last week. All I know is that I pitched an alcohol licensed petting zoo idea that we could run together called ‘Party with Barty at Furry Murrays’ & now shes quit tennis
Similar thing for me with the dentist. After my fifth filling he said I’d never be able to eat wham bars ever again. But I’m still chomping those bad boys to this day! 🦷 💪
2 days ago I randomly bumped into the doctor who in 2017 told me “the good news is the problem you have in your hip can be fixed but you won’t be able to play professional sport again.” I think we dispelled that myth the last 5 days.😉Goodnight ❤️
Happy to take his place if you’re short on numbers
@AustralianOpen
. I’m not that good but mum
@JudyMurray
has been giving me some lessons & I’ve got my own bat 🏏
I may regret this BUT…..
Duncan + I are hosting a Festive Afternoon Tea at Cromlix on December 9th. I can guarantee a disaster but there will be 🥂 + gr8 cakes. Raising funds for Clown Doctors who entertain sick kids in hospitals. 🤡🧑⚕️❤️
Bookings via .
For those of you that have been asking for my take on Andy’s retirement, fear not! You’ll find out in a brand new Duncan & Judy video coming this week (mum was thrilled to be involved BTW). Keep your eyes peeled 👀
Just when I thought my mum
@JudyMurray
had forgotten to get me an Easter Egg, I found this one outside near the bins. Thank you so much for making it a treasure hunt too mum! Love you ❤️
#HappyEaster
My bro always trying to overshadow me. He was jealous of my
@edfringe
success and so now he’s decided to have a stellar run at the
@usopen
😂
Great job bro 💪 🏏
Festive afternoon tea
@CromlixHotel
in the conservatory with entertainment from Santa’s most disappointing little helper
@Duncan__Murray
. And look at the cream-filled Christmas tree cake on the top row…… 🎄⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
When people talk about players growing in stature throughout a game, I didn’t realise they meant literally. But it says here Andy was 6ft 4 in the first set, then 7’7 in the second! He shrunk a bit in the third but was obviously still tall enough to win! 💪
#topbattingbro
Hey
@DjokerNole
👋 I didn’t get to go to Australia with my brothers either so if you want, we could hang out? I’ll be going to a LARPing event next weekend if you want to join in? They didn’t have vaccinations back in medieval times so you’ll bring a nice touch of authenticity 💉
Mum putting her life at risk by standing on the road to take this picture (see reflection) shows me what extreme lengths she is willing to go to, to show me that she thinks & cares about me 😊❤️
What better way to celebrate my last 24 hours in the attic than with some brand new ‘Attic attire’ courtesy of
@JamTarts
! Much better than the top my mum
@JudyMurray
got me. Oh, & thanks for picking the number 5 for the back. Can’t think why...😜
Oh no...another lockdown at home with mum
@JudyMurray
...what a shame...definitely not happy about this. Honestly. Just terrible. I mean, who would be happy about another lockdown. Not me. I definitely DID NOT want to spend more time with my mum and BEST FRIEND. Oh well....🙃🤥
Life begins at 90. When you try archery for the first time at your birthday party and hit the hedge behind the target. But there’s always someone to commiserate with you….and of course there’s cake.
🏹 🎯 🌳 🎂 ❤️
"Downstream your movies."
"Tennis pitches."
Digital, culture, media, and sport secretary Nadines Dorries proves she has no idea about digital, culture, media, or sport
Mum! MUUUUM!
@JudyMurray
I’ve been shouting you for over an hour but you haven’t replied & your not answering your phone. Can you PLEASE bring me some toilet paper?? I want to be out in time for
@Line_of_duty
P.s love you
Sorry mum, I set off on my bicycle to help when I saw this message but it’s not as easy as I thought to cycle down the motorway & my stabiliser broke off. Hope he made it 👍
When u get a blow out on M11 ...12 miles from Stansted airport with
@jamie_murray
for an 08.50 flight to Vienna. Anyone passing who could do a drop off???
Freeeeeeeeeedom!
Haven’t had a chance to tweet cos I’ve been so excited about being out & about again but there will be a video next week that shows what me & mum have been up to since we were reunited 😊♥️
@JudyMurray
#SunsOutDuncsOut
With Andy doing so well in Singles & Jamie doing so well in doubles, I just want to reiterate that I think I could be really good at TRIPLES if only the
@the_LTA
&
@ITFTennis
would approve my revolutionary idea!
#Wimbledon
A wee while ago on a family walk, I had forgotten to tie my shoelace. I tripped up & accidentally headbutted his hip. I think it caused some type of injury or something cos he’s never forgiven me 🤷♂️
Ok bro, I get it, you’re jealous that me and mum are doing a show at The Kings for
@GlasgowComedy
Festival. But you don’t need to keep grabbing the limelight to get back at me. We get it. You’re still really bloody good. But it’s time to let me shine!
ANDY HAS DONE IT AGAIN! 🤩
@andy_murray
battles from a set down to beat Alexandre Müller 4-6, 6-1, 6-2 and reach the Qatar Open semi-finals
#BackTheBrits
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