Andrew LaSane
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Artist/human/sometimes writer 🙃 Machine wash inside out
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And for no reason at all, here's
#LupitaNyongo
with a hula hoop, in heels, in the Vogue offices.
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The best thing about the NY
#earthquake
is that now we get to be as annoying and dramatic as Californians for the next 48 hours
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Can this clip of
@AOC
saying YERRRR on
#DESUSandMERO
replace that old GIF of Kim Kardashian peeking through a tree, please?
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Good Burger established in 1997 that "dude" is gender neutral.
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Still the best LeBron silhouette. Don't debate me.
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NO SPOILERS:
#JokerMovie
is everything you've heard it is. Phoenix is incredible. There's one thing that almost happens that I desperately wanted, but in the end I love where they took it. We never need another
#Joker
origin story. Ever.
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By Scream 3 you really can't tell that Dewey's only sibling was murdered.
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@zachsilberberg
No one has taken a picture of me wearing the Neverending Story jacket I painted (that I know of) so I'll just post one myself
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I'll never forget seeing this for the first time in a theater and the way the shock and silence took the air out of everyone. God I love this movie.
#StarWars
#TheLastJedi
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Remember when people thought Doctor Sleep was bad? Lol.
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I told y'all the front was better.
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Off-center proof of concept. Hausu frisbees coming soon.
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In honor of Melvin Van Peebles, go watch Watermelon Man 🙏🏾🍉
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Columbia University is trending because people are stupid and don't understand what the word complementary means, or that having ADDITIONAL graduation ceremonies is not segregation 🤦♂️
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@bjcolangelo
She has gotten so many passes because of her mediocre music and "realness." Like the time Offset said "we don't vibe with queers" and her response was that she/they never heard the word and the dictionary has a different definition 🙃 I don't understand it at all.
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Really intrigued by this
#CharliesAngels
reboot, but if Kristen Stewart throws a wig like Okoye I'm fighting the screen.
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So determined to finish these
#customshoes
before I head back to NYC next week...6 days.
#UsMovie
#UsMovieArt
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If you can say with a straight face that MGK "bodied," "ethered," or "murdered" Eminem with
#RapDevil
, then I will never respect your opinion on anything in life.
His attempt was admirable and def not wack, but stop it. Just stop.
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Maybe the writing was just better then, but there are zero current wrestlers that can touch the rattlesnake,
#StoneCold
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I mean...what kind of horror fan would I be if I didn't bring these custom Vans back for
#FridayThe13th
? Get em while you can (aka today)
#Friday13th
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Wasn't lucky enough to meet Scott Wampler in person, but this moment will live in my memory forever. What a fucking gem of a human.
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I blame y'all for Matthew Perry's Keanu comments because y'all have been hyping up that unfunny show of his for nearly 30 years
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No shade to anyone cutting me checks in the present or future (I love you all), but this 30-45 day invoice thing has to stop in 2020.
The amount of times I've had $7 in my account after paying bills and 4 figures "on the way" is wild.
#freelancers
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I should make a huge pillow version of this...with cleaner stitching.
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Just a reminder that there are a ton of ways to support people who are doing cool shit.
You may not be able to join 600 patreons, but likes, retweets, shares, comments, and reviews are free.
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Last Friday I sat in a theater and listened to David Dastmalchian talk honestly about suicidal ideation and attempts and also about the joy of making a unique film like LNWTD with practical effects and a tiny budget...
I hope he is being shielded from all this bullshit today.
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There's a line to get into Dallas BBQ in Brooklyn. Is this what Cuomo meant by only the essentials?
#NYlockdown
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"I am the eater of worlds..."
"I'll feast on your flesh as I feed on your fear."
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For no reason at all...
Freddy Krueger/A Nightmare on Elm Street Vans by
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Five, four, three, two, one...
#Adidas
x
#JanetJackson
Top Ten
Follow on IG to see the back ✊🏾👇🏾
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I want to reiterate...absolutely no one asked me to make this 😂
Can't wait to do more
#horror
jackets this spring.
#HorrorCommunity
#Malignant
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A lot of people are worried about cat nipples today because of the
#CatsTrailer
.
Let's not forget the originators of questionable on-screen titties.
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I want somebody to love me the way George Bush loves Michelle Obama.
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I guess this is the best way to announce it. Just decided that for the rest of 2021, all movie themed customs by me have to be of Black characters, or the movie has to be written/directed by someone who isn't a white man.
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If ever there were a time for a "please RT" this is it.
Honored to be a part of a HUGE fundraiser by
@bmoviesd
in support of
#BlackLivesMatter
Writers, filmmakers, artists, and absolute legends have donated amazing stuff that you could win. Info here:
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Needy: "You're killing people?"
Jennifer: "No. I'm killing boys."
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So there's no Melissa Barrera AND no Radio Silence?
I guess it's cool that the
#Scream
franchise ended in New York and that Sidney and her family are safe. I hope Gale and Chad made it out of that hospital.
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@bjcolangelo
I just don't agree with those comparisons at all. There is a difference between hatred/isms and jokes. To me the idea that making trans jokes is punching down but making cultural jokes about other groups isn't is insinuating that one group's oppression should be weighted more
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Please send all cease and desist letters in writing and in frame-able dimensions 😏 Coming soon.
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Always a day [month] late to the coolest shit. (Print by Mathieu Pequignot/Elvis Dead Posters)
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I swear this isnt a subtweet to anyone specific, but if you're an internet person (podcaster, journalist, blogger, w/e) and you're avoiding talking about the Trump stuff because you don't want to alienate part of your audience, fuck you too.
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**Hey Google...play "This Is America" by Childish Gambino**
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Got a bunch of
#VHS
tapes out of someone's trash today and just got home to this heartbreaking sight 😫
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@ChocCityComics
@JordanPeele
@UsMovie
@Mythallica
@Winston_Duke
@Lupita_Nyongo
Y'all fast. I'm working on it!
#UsMovieArt
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I am, once again, convinced that some of y'all enjoy being miserable and spreading that negativity on this app every single day.
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Some imitation drive-in in NYC is charging $55 per car to see Breakfast at Tiffany's...
Meanwhile there is a legit drive-in on Cape Cod showing Jurassic Park AND Jaws for $13/per person.
Greatest city on Earth my ass.
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I'm glad Adam Driver is finally getting to show how funny he is. If you haven't seen Logan Lucky you should.
#SNL
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