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risking it all for love / our hearts were made for you, o lord, and they are restless until they rest in you
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okay, it's late, but look, i had to get it out of my system. how i learned to stop worrying and love being dumb.
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annoying of me to say but what on earth ever happened to magazines, peddlers of written thought, caring even a little bit about precision of language… what does it mean for a debacle to go unscathed… this is some version of a misplaced modifier, or something… so poorly written
The Taylor Swift AI porn debacle will probably not go unscathed, as the pop star is said to be considering legal action against the websites that generated fake nude images of her:
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lots of people use these products and get pregnant all the time omg you people are actually clinically neurotic
You also know there is a significant chance she won’t be able to get pregnant in a few years' time.
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guys like this, who participate in the “miserable adult woman” discourse, WANT women to be miserable; they live in a fantasy land contingent upon feminine misery, which bolsters their sense that they’re untapped, undiscovered heroes. “if only she’d had ME around, she’d be happy.”
The sad truth is, if a woman like this could go back and live her youth again, she'd do exactly the same things that led her to the miserable place she's in now. 100% guaranteed.
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i don’t get frustrated with little individual schmoes for their slapshod grammar and usage but when it is a magazine that’s trying for some form of thought leadership i’m like, can you people please get a grip and put first things first
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you have a baby and suddenly everyone you love is inspired to make horrible blankets each one uglier than the last
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still reeling from this near-fatal drag of my husband and me on the jordan peterson personality test
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i have so much love in my heart for this man. what a funny and kind thing to say.
As long as it's cleaner than it was yesterday
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we need to start talking about motherhood as an opportunity to show grit and valor. men get this message for various athletic achievements and joining the military etc: “you will get dirty doing this. do it anyway.” (or more likely: “do it precisely because of that.”)
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me: “what should i say in the caption?”
my husband: “where are you posting it?”
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an oracle is always regarded as a madwoman in her time
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anyway the porn thing was inevitable and all i have to say about it is that the kingdom of heaven is at hand. repent and believe in the gospel
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our beautiful daughter was born early yesterday with no complications and is happy, healthy, and very obviously surrounded by a company of angels, saints, and god himself, who continue to sing our family safely from moment to moment. thank you all for your prayers.
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girls only post! i’m like cripplingly baby crazy this is nuts THIS IS NUTS
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i can’t wait for my wedding night when my husband will become the first person to ever h*ld my h*nd
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@einedame
true!! i can even see a scenario where it actually could have made him a better dad with more love to give.
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the name of modern dating for women is finding that many men have glaring limitations and provoke at best underwhelm, at worst dismay. after years of bland dates, women—esp smart women—feel they must accept the possibility of long-term singleness if they want a heart connection.
women today are able to fight natural urges in ways no one could’ve ever imagined—with profound distractions, games that simply never end, & junk void of any real meaning to fill the gaps.
see my previous tweets on why long term relationships are a thing of the past, precisely
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i will say… i did an unmedicated birth… while i’m glad to know i can do it, i actually don’t know if i would do it again, am not convinced it was “worth it,” don’t feel particularly proud or strong or like “i can do anything now”… everyone said i would feel that way… i don’t
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no i don’t know how to “take care of my car” i’m not a lesbian
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i heard someone say recently that nearly everyone today has been sexually abused to some degree—whether by an individual or by a culture that exposes children to pornography extremely young and teaches them to be slaves to sexual urge, or else that they have no value without sex.
Something crossed my timeline the other day—a post from a pastor warning girls not to be “stupid” and unchaste.
So, the message for the girls who haven’t lived chaste lives is that they’re stupid—maybe irredeemable and definitely low value.
A couple of things struck me. One,
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i don’t think my father, the almighty, maker of heaven and earth, of all things visible and invisible, would be too pleased to hear about this
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stop watching porn and figure out how to read and analyze poetry you loser
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most women r actually not abjectly miserable… nor r barefoot pregnant tradwives undividedly happy… this world is a dim reflection of the next… on the one hand no1 will b ‘really’ happy here… b on the other, even in our limits and sadness there r the markings of the real thing
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@j_elliot_art
it’s the moment foretold by that one AP lang and comp essay that everyone reads about orwell and huxley
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i have devised, in my mind palace, a new way to load the dishwasher that is even MORE efficient, even MORE complex, even MORE precise… and it is ONLY pure and holy clemency that keeps me from inflicting it upon my husband and child!!!!
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for real though like i’m sorry WHAT i can’t hear you over how i am a luminous angel straight from heaven?!?!?!?!
remember when i was a hundred years pregnant and i thought i was really ugly but then we did a maternity shoot and i looked like a luminous angel straight from heaven?
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@daniel_knauf
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love this and will keep it in mind for my marriage. now that i think about it so many people i know, i am sure myself included, fall into this fallacy. thank you.
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@jerrrrrrryyyyy
it’s all good that he’s a maga guy. doesn’t mean much ab him as a father. plenty of great maga dads out there
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wanting control over the music on a trip when someone else is being dj is coveting your neighbor’s aux
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meanwhile this sanitized, hallmarky image of motherhood gets pushed on women because of a subtly contemptuous belief that if they see how hard it really is, no one will do it.
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can someone explain the wifejack meme to me
yes honey let me send you some context so you understand
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told sixth grade about saint augustine and said that his life “in no way resembled sainthood” until his conversion… a student asked, “what was his life like before that?” i scrambled to answer truthfully but age-appropriately, and arrived at, “he was a womanizing party boy.” ok?
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at mass an older lady turned around during the closing hymn to tell me i have a beautiful voice. when i approached her afterward to thank her, we found out we live 5min away from one another (neither of us live in the parish), and now she is trying to set me up with her grandson.
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well behaved women rarely make history
3 years ago, vanessa hudgens gave her thoughts on the pandemic
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@DuckieLouise
well as you know jesus spent most of his public ministry shaming and berating his apostles for their various checkered pasts
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jk actually i did write one really good poem earlier this year
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of course that leads to hoards of resentful, fearful women who tell one another, “beware of pregnancy, birth, and motherhood! don’t be taken for a fool like i was.”
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@helen_of_roy
my gut says the reality is the reverse… marriages become sexless in large part bc of porn, bc of laziness on the man’s part—not wanting the work of pursuing the real woman in front of him—or insecurity, resentment, fear, or disgust on the woman’s. lewis on this:
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so many progressive people are boring in that they think you have to look odd or be some kind of underground grunge-queer to have an expansive and dazzling inner life
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look at this photo of my liiiiiiittle egg just over a year ago 😭
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in fact i love teaching and my students, but today i’m angry at all these loser parents who don’t help their kids develop any kind of normal emotional and cognitive regulation bc they don’t control the use of screens in their home. ipad parenting makes my job so much harder?
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one time i went on a date with a guy who ended the night by saying, “i fucking hate women,” and meaning it, but to this day i think his more heinous crime was earlier that evening, when he discussed being primarily attracted to women of a certain hair color that was not mine
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@realfemsapien
pro-life b then you feel entitled to nitpick and criticize the women who do choose to foster life in their bodies. got it.
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we had a nice little morning, we put on some nice little outfits and had a nice little coffee date with some girlfriends
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every woman knows a man whose book collection consists of a plurality of titles that include the word WAR in them
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a few days ago i told my husband i misplaced something and he was like, “it’s probably in your white bag.” “what white bag?” i asked. i only have one white purse that i haven’t used since our wedding.
the bag in question:
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sometimes i’m like oh what could my husband possibly want for dinner tonight and sometimes he puts a 7lb leg of lamb in the fridge to offer some guidance
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i literally think targeted ads for horror movies should be illegal
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but overall you know idk people on here tend to feel really holier than thou about their births and i just don’t know ab any of that anymore, i think you can just tune all that out and do what you need to do to get your baby here and be ready to start parenthood with grace. xo
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one of the lies of secularism is that you need to know yourself absent any spiritual or social context and that “discovering” “who you are” outside of the role you play in a broader web of interpersonal connection would make you more and not less coherent to others and yourself
“who am i and what do i want for myself?” felt like a scary question to ask myself at the big age of 32 (bc we’re supposed to always be sooo sure, right?) but it’s been freeing putting other people’s expectations to the side and allowing myself to get to know me all over again
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the world doesn’t want you to find fulfillment in christ alone because it has a vested interest in keeping you enslaved to your addictions to alcohol, drugs, pornography, peer validation, technology, money, travel, gaming, retail, fast food, caffeine, beauty, nicotine, politics!
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i’m just going to say it: sarcasm isn’t attractive on men, or anyone. signals that somebody’s reflex is to be negative and mean. possibly a sign of a deep interior defensiveness and a distaste for the genuine.
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“to me, you are still nothing more than a little boy who is just like a hundred thousand other little boys. and i have no need of you. to you, i am nothing more than a fox like a hundred thousand other foxes. but if you tame me, then we shall need each other.”
watching everyone celebrate how their wives are indistinct and just like every other woman has been a horrifying and disenchanting experience
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a couple years ago a mutual of mine completely lost his mind and blocked me because i said i was drinking a big mug of coffee when he was all about small coffees
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another student stopped me as i was handing out papers, and had me look at the below formation on his desk. he provided no other context, but asked me very pointedly, “which of these pencils would you rather live in?”
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but when you flirt with an egirl, do not let your tl know what your dms are doing, so that your flirting may be in secret
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he held out and didn’t show me this photo until we’d been married a month
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dudes will be like, “it’s so hard to find a girl who NEVER took BIRTH CONTROL because they’re all WASHED UP ONLYFANS WH*RES,” when it’s like—no dawg it’s hard to find a girl who never took birth control because our doctors prescribed it to us for random stuff when we were like 13
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@GooseAtTanagra
yep. i’d like to see any of his “fans” visit him in the hospital when his dancing inevitably lands him there.
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@goinggodward
“the lamp of the body is the eye,” so i think tears must illuminate some deep truth about what is happening in the inner self… something sort of sacramental about them too in a sense: outward signs of inward fervor or ardor or grief etc
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but i remember someone i admire once saying, “your husband has a moral obligation to steal you away from your current boyfriend.” so, something to keep in mind, lads.
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but i don’t want to just go to a shooting range by myself i want a man to take me and mansplain all of the guns to me
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you all have your theories that work really well online and give you license to judge anyone not in your insular navel-gazing echo chambers but one day life will rupture a lot of those frameworks and you’ll wish you had more compassion on people who lived differently than you
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girls only want one thing on a sunday: to drink a gorgeous glass of water, recover from a cold, and write write write write write
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my husband sent this to me and said, “throwback to our first date.” confused, i asked him to clarify what he meant. “it’s a cat hugging a dog,” he said by way of explanation. oh! it makes sense now. cheers 👍
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tomorrow i’m leaving my childhood home and moving across the whole entire world
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because so much of womanhood transpires in privacy (as it should), when we interact with others in a public-facing way, women need to do so in such a way that doesn’t demean our hallowed secrecy with loudness and vulgarity.
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a sweet gesture but nothing more… cake is gluey and otherwise looks like ass
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imagine being the girl who came to mind when god told someone to go marry someone outstandingly whorish 💀
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this looks fun and i’m waiting for my sleep supplements to kick in and also i love you
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i feel pretty strongly that women should Just Say No to the level of vanity and the never-ending project of striving for instagram-model hotness that drives these types of spending habits, but i think you could easily blow through $400/mo on makeup if those are your values
sorry but this is misogyny. $400 is barely anything for little monthly necessities like makeup
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@Green27484917
badmouthing in good fun is one thing but saying “women deserve less” and using really uncreative insults for engagement is not only in poor taste it is also hugely boring.
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mommy groups on fb are obsessed with maintaining to-the-minute sleep schedules with babies as young as 2mo old… i am going to start implementing more of a routine soon, but so far we’ve been pretty relaxed about our daughter’s sleep. we let her sleep when she is tired?
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