Not this guy tryna cruise me at the pool while I’m LITERALLY next to my friend.
Please sir, there are CHILDREN around.
Side note: the shape of my speedos are permanently baked onto my skin.
Was offered an empty lane by a kind stranger who was leaving after mine was rudely cut into!
Thanks daddy in jammers, no thanks to the stocky hombre in black arenas!
Say no to hogs who hog!
Today I saw the cutest boy I’ve had my eye on for awhile. Our paths seem to be converging ever so slightly as the days go by. I can’t wait to meet him.