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now i understand why my parents hated it when i was being absent minded ndomblongan pahpoh ora satset like if i see someone lookin like this i'd be pissed off too 😭😭
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to mfs who say "i can fix her": SHE'S 15 best u can do is becoming MENTOR BIMBEL PROSUS INTEN 😭
Ni cewenya guys 🙄 gara2 congornya dia si korban belum sadarkan diri. Yang kenal boleh taruh sosmed nya mau silaturahmi 💚
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YALL TALKING BOUT CHILDFREE WHEN YALL'S CHILD IS THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE FREED FROM YOU??
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why would i go to karen's dinner to get roasted when i could just show up to PERTEMUAN KELUARGA and listen to them aunties asking "kok tambah [insert any bodyshaming comment]"❓❓😅
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why javanese ppl always have a word for ANYTHING
@LAURENVONTRIER
Kalau dijawa ini biasa disebut dengan istilah ' Suceng '
Anak'e nyusu bapak'e mbonceng
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kawaii soft y2k sanrio sofia coppola paris hilton subliminals girlblogger femcel coquette dollette bimbofication barbiecore girlytok aesthetic
Saling peduli saling mengingatkan
Untuk kemaslahatan kita bersama
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Salam Presisi,
Kapolresta Sleman
Kombes Pol Aris Supriyono, S.I.K., M. Si
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#PolrestaSleman
#KapolrestaSleman
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this is so 2015 core like i thought we've passed the cowo badboy x cewe ambis wattpad prestigeholic viccent22 sadboy/sadgirl tumblr sindiran keras rupi kaur era
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i remember one guy in middle school said "vanya pinter terus tetenya gede tapi mukanya jelek" and mind you he aint wrong about the first and second part but the last one stayed with me for few years 💀💀
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okay but no one's gonna feel kesindir from reading all that 🗣️💯😂😭
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he's probably tryna make a tiktok thirstrap with lampu neon led warna warni dari shopee and filming himself lipsyncing to the weeknd songs,,, cut him some slack 😭
ini pov rumahku dari samping, aku minta fotoin temenku(tetanggaku juga) itu yang merah kamar abang aku. gatau aku merah" itu apaa😭
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anyway most of my outfits have cassie howard energy because somehow she dresses like someone who buys her outfit from hanafashion and 99koutlet for 30-50k rupiah
12. Name your fashion aesthetic, and drop a picture that resembles your ideal OOTD.
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rip dayang sumbi from legenda tangkuban perahu i know u wouldve loved the golden retriever bf trend </3
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mengatakan "breaking bad jelek boring abis" di dalam ruangan yang penuh dengan lelaki usia 20-an agar saya dapat merasakan sesuatu
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for some people it's the little mermaid but for me it's MENU MAKANAN SEAFOOD 99 JOGJA
Hahaha, ternyata urusan Little Mermaid ini masih panjang. Setelah urusan Ariel yg bikin obrolan panjang, Flounder yg keliatan tipsy dan goreng-able, sekarang lagi rame tentang.. Sebastian the crab
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kamu tidak tahu perjuangan seorang perempuan sampai kamu melihat dia pura-pura suka buku haruki murakami, j. d. salinger, albert camus, dan franz kafka demi menggaet mas-mas gondrong dengan rokok juara
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tai temen gw bilang mengheningkan cipta genrenya shoegaze soalnya pas diputer orang-orang langsung pada nunduk liat sepatu
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ranting about ur problem on tanyarlfess will get u some likes but also some accounts named nat 🍃 | shopee affiliate with [redacted] profile picture saying "turut berduka cita kak btw ini aku jual celana kulot 75k aja bestie link toko orennya bisa klik di sini ya"
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does anyone who follows this menfess have healthy relationship
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buku matematika wajib karya sukino adalah serial buku yang saya koleksi karena kebetulan saya tidak mengoleksi serial bumi karya penulis tere Iiye
@LAURENVONTRIER
ok but seriously tho, apa saja buku yang dibaca seorang souvlaki laurenvontrier, saya jadi penasaran?
*love your tweets btw, you're hilarious lol
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@jonginscbd
idc bout people sharing their sex lives the problem is that they're having sex in front of CHILDREN
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do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?
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i just got called lonte for saying something against breaking bad im so sorry for the kartel narkoba botak community 🙏❗❗
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i think it would be funny if it turns out that this account is hiring a kate moss lily rose depp estel imane REGINAVGEORGE tumblr it girls to identify these gucci bags
Selfie dulu.. Wajah tak penting kelihatan yg wajib terlihat tasnya.
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BREAKING NEWS: misa amane dan dave grohl tidak bisa ikut UTBK
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elsevier is a beautiful name for a baby girl and scopus is a beautiful name for a baby boy <3
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i love twitter like i can see someone says "s**harto served cunt and then he died" and later someone else would reply with "opini tolol" then send it to convomf with caption "wdyt pemikiran kayak gini"
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yall gotta be more specific when saying "see u on top",,, see u on top of what?? on top of me??
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ngl that biwir bereum bereum jawer hayam song actually gives off lana del rey siren femme fatale maneater energy
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NOOOOO THEY LIQUIDIFY ICE SPICE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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mitski tidak menulis betting on losing dogs secara cuma-cuma agar kamu bisa betting on ngaber gondrong dengan rokok camel kuning yang senang menyakitimu itu wahai saudari-saudariku...
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my condolences for every girl who ever falls for a guy who has "vibes" or "night drive" playlist
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[DRAFT ADAPTASI SERIES HOLLYWOOD KE INDONESIA]
- bojack horseman tapi karakter utamanya terinspirasi dari baim wong
- the bear tapi konsepnya jualan di warteg kharisma bahari
- twin peaks tapi latarnya di gunung kidul
- breaking bad tapi bikin miras oplosan
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fight me all u want but a memefess guy and an areajulid girl would make a great couple
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that one kerja kelompok that makes you create bumble profile with your whole group
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mereka menghajar saya di literary base karena mereka tidak tahu bahwa saya sedang becanda. ini adalah awal dari misunderstood villain arc saya. mulai dari sekarang saya akan jadi akun dengan persona femcel sepeti AMY DUNNE, PEARL, TOMIE KAWAKAMI, dan ASAMI YAMAZAKI!!!
/lt genuinely want to ask bcs I've never read haruki murakami books. Is it true about what that person said? And what are your thoughts about his works?
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do yall see it
it is my duty to bring this back in the tl at least once a month
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KIAT-KIAT MENDEKATI PEREMPUAN SKENA TWITTER DENGAN TOTEBAG KANVAS
- hapal cerita lore phoebe bridgers x paul mescal x daisy edgar jones x bo burnham
- sesajen kaset slowdive, rokok esse, buku franz kafka
- potongan rambut mullet/wolfcut
- mentalitas shinji ikari
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also it annoyed me when people ngejodoh-jodohin a girl with a guy and u could see the disgust in the guy's expression 😐😐 like ik that jodoh-jodohin didnt come out of pure intention of joking and people deliberately tried to set her up
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treatment yang gw bayangin kalo misal ngeluh "ini aku hari pertama haid terus perutku sakit bangettt 😣"
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karl marx gagal memprediksi bahwa nothing in the world is mine for free but my love mine all mine all mine
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"tapi pinter kan abadi" "mending pinter sih daripada cantik" YOU WOULDNT KNOW HOW DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO WALK IN THE HALL AND HEAR PEOPLE WHISPER "tuh si kumel/buluk" or "ih minggir ada [ur name]"
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tidak tahu-menahu soal kamar vibes ghibli karena kamarku vibes NEON GENESIS EVANGELION di mana kamar ini mereferensikan kamar rei ayanami (berantakan dan seperti kapal pecah)
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meneruskan perjuangan boedi utomo dengan berserikat berkumpul dan mengeluarkan pendapat di base tanyarlfess
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girls from my middle school literally had done something better than this like have yall seen two bitches yelling "KIMCIL KEPOLEN WE SU!!" while trying to pull each other's hair?? that shit was aesthetic asf
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musikalisasi puisi chairil anwar dengan beat musik hyperpop call that chairil xcx
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indonesia literally got this bomb ass version of ramona flowers and have the chance to recreate scott pilgrim vs the world then name it satya pradipta vs pemudi-pemuda nusantara or something
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for everytime i see a post from convomf/tanyakanrl/areajulid my IQ decreases by at least 1 point
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godamn man child u fucked me so good that i almost said i love u bahasa jawanya walah le awakmu ngentu aku penak banget nganti aku meh omong yen aku tresno sliramu
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nvm ily klemarklemer people we're having the same problem
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having a bf got me liat-liat wadah bekal di shopee and fantasizing about me cooking him some lunch while knowing damn well that my family and i have been beli makan di warteg terus bawa pulang for a decade
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@doodiebooo
wong jowo yen ndelok wadon ayu ngomong "wah SIMBOK MANGAN (wow mother ate)" ra yo
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the way some of yall cant form yall's own moral takeaway is the sole reason why yall keep beefing about 500 days of summer every 3 business days
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fuck cream pie my javanese homies should have said klepon
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"the girls that get it, get it. the girls that dont, dont"
- kebarat2an
- komunikasi pasif agresif (tidak efektif)
- tidak bisa menjangkau semua kalangan
"ramudengan we su"
- melestarikan budaya bangsa
- komunikasi asertif (efektif)
- dapat dipahami oleh semua kalangan
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kegiatan oomf yang nganggur dan luntang-lantung pada jam menjelang maghrib
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i be singing "im so mature im so mature" sambil nangis megap-megap
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is this what yall talk about while eating g*coan and sipping janjij*wa 😂😂
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dari twit ini saya rasa kita perlu membuat before trilogy versi indonesia berjudul BEFORE SUBUH, BEFORE MAGHRIB, dan BEFORE ISHA
menggunakan transportasi umum bukan karena ingin membangun lingkungan yang lebih baik tapi karena ingin berpapasan dengan orang cakep yang membaca buku dan kebetulan saya juga membaca buku dan kita berdua jadi ngobrol dan berujung turun terus jalan jalan seharian dan jatuh cinta
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babe wake up it's the annual 500 days of summer discourse
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indonesia needs to invent "cewe waluh" "cewe kobis" and "cewe jengkol" expeditiously
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Jablai: Mendadak Dangdut (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack), nurut sama ibuk ya kalo ibuk bilang gaboleh ya gaboleh
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kalau saya punya bisnis ayam geprek saya akan menamai waralaba saya dengan sebutan AYAM MPREG
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now which fuck girl named KHOFIFAH
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adults in yogyakarta go home after 8 hours of work only to say "dino ajur" and move on with life
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rip to the opportunities we missed because of living in BANTUL
rip to the opportunities we missed because of shyness, strict parents, and low self esteem
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anw it was mindblowing for me that nobody yells at u for being ora mudengan like they probably just sigh and sambat di twitter
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as a medstudent labeling someone as pasien jiwa as a derogatory term/insult is so not professional of u and can cause harm to people who suffer
Harus sabar sama pasien jiwa, ayok nanti bakal ketemu banyak pas masuk stase jiwa skrg latihan sabar yey :>
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cobaan yang seperti ini ada baiknya tidak dibebankan kepada babygirl seperti saya
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this kebiasaan bisa tidur di mana-mana needs to be gone fr because why the fuck i slept di depan wastafel kampus
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[DRAFT ADAPTASI ANIME MENJADI LIVE ACTION INDONESIA]
- evangelion tapi yang bikin robot anak itb
- steins gate tapi yang jadi okabe reza rahadian
- jujutsu kaisen tapi suguru geto jadi pendiri sunda empire
- demon slayer tapi uzui tengen kayak eyang subur tapi masih muda
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lihat jika dalam 2x24 jam seseorang akan mengambil tangkapan layar dari cuitan ini lalu menaruhnya tanpa konteks di base moviemenfess dengan pertanyaan pembuka diskursus berupa "mvs wdyt?"
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@notbrinfr
here goes the one who doesnt know that the mute/block button exist 😍😍😍 granny the mute button ada di pojok kanan atas!!
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i think it's cool that mf has both the face of a 45 years old bapak-bapak siskamling and also the mental age of a 15 years old andrew tate subscriber simultaneously
"pap aku ke cowoku..."
Lalu dia post di Twitter sehingga ribuan orang bisa lihat. Cuma mau ingetin cowonya, bahwa kamu gak spesial. Nilaimu sama aja dengan orang-orang yang gak dikenalnya di Twitter 🤭
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damn that's tough but have u ever talked to women before or
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@fatapet
gws ini mah romansa versi mas2 sastra jepang yang menginternalisasi kepribadian dari salah satu karakter manga bergenre shounen
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bayangkan EYES WIDE SHUT versi indonesia nanti tokoh utamanya bukan kesasar masuk cult elit nyc tapi malah masuk kultus sosialita PONDOK INDAH terus lihat acara tumbal brondong
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this happens a lot when you grow up as ORANG JAWA
kalian pernah ga sih deket sm org trs ngerasa ni org cuma pura2 nyambung doang sm kita? ky apapun yg kt omongin pasti dia setuju, trs kl kdg kita ga setuju tbtb dia ubah opini dia. hard to explain but i hate that
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please dont interact with me if ure against amanda zahra speaking up about her experience with sexual harassment or dont have the decency to empathize with others‼️😅
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[soal utbk sejarah tahun 2030] "di bawah ini, siapa tokoh yang memenangkan idgaf war?"
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huhu bener banget w juga takut liat anak jaman sekarang pada pake crop top gitu padahal bisa pake baju yang lain misalnya kaos band beli di shopee seharga seratus ribuan
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This is why i never want my gf look sexy in front of anyone else, dengan berpenampilan sexy di depan umum, org org bakal ngeliat kalo lu attractive, gacuma org org, predator juga, trus jadi keliatan kan option yg bisa diambil? Either pake pakean yg appropriate or pakean yg sexy-
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can somebody pls stop the rain some people are prone to MASUK ANGIN
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