emma stoned
@moonchaser4000
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pretty girl, lucky girl, happy girl✨ dm me to book a tarot reading🔮
Joined October 2009
hey guys! im open to doing tarot readings now, im mostly doing it to connect and help people🫶🏼 if you want to book a reading you can dm me! i would be honored to help you through difficult times🔮✨.
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nobody loses the idgaf war harder than the ppl who read this book.
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taugasih katanya sebelum kita lahir sama Allah dikasih liat seluruh hidup kita trs ditanyain 77 kali mau ada dilahirin apa ngga, nah kata gue mah harusnya Allah nanya nya 78 kali.
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takut bgt suatu hari nanti gue nyaleg trs tbtb di twitter ada yg ngmg “eh itu emma stoned yg pernah sang3 sama tukang kentang crispy”.
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gw kl moodnya jelek suka nntn tiktok creator ini for the storytelling. shes my greta gerwig
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STRESS BANGET FOTO GW DIPOST TANPA IZIN SAMA PENDUKUNG PRABOWO GIBRAN DI TIKTOK DASAR APLIKASI KANDANG MONYET GW TANDAIN LU YA DEEPA
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gonna teach my daughter how to play guitar so she wont be easily impressed by your lame ass son playing oasis.
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ovulation aint no joke cause why this tukang kentang crispy kinda….
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i want to create a horror thriller movie where a woman wakes up in this exact room to this exact view with no memory of the night before and she has to retrace her steps only to discover they had sex the night before. production houses please reach out
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my islam ass be like jesus christ.
my catholic ass be like wallahi.
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being a lawyer is mostly just being in meetings with men like this tbh (muter2, bertele2, kaga jelas, has obviously never been told to shut up before in his life).
gue ngetawain ini lama banget, tiap diputer ulang liat ekspresi karni ilyas makin kenceng ketawa gue😭 he’s so me like “ngomong apa si nyet”😭
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“kalcer” “skena” “jaksel” what if i shot myself in front of you right now.
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not dating to marry is okay like some of yall are so intense what if i just wanted to eat sushi and ciuman maybe.
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persetan menjadi org misterius aku ingin dibaca seperti koran dan dimengerti seperti kitab suci.
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even a woman of najwa shihab’s caliber of intelligence some mediocre man will still find a way to talk down on her.
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the girl with big brown eyes button nose and pouty lips will save u
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the key to anti-aging is actually minding your own fuckin business.
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tur kafe instagrammable is crazy.
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showing the face for reference is sending me to orbit.
Guys kasi tips dong supaya muka gue makin gk mirip tukang gojek/grab. Sering banget gue masuk ke restoran gue malah langsung dikasi makanan bungkusan karena ngira gue mau pickup. Kalo sekali 2 kali mungkin masih lucu ya tapi ni udah 8 kali WKWKWKWKWK . For reference muka gue:
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imagine you spend 6 months researching and giving your all to create the best performance portraying a complex man dealing with complex issues never experienced before by anyone else and some mf describes it as, and i quote, “RED FLAG BGTT🚩🚩”.
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Local Woman Believes the Sun Sets and Rises According to Her Needs
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everytime a girl sends paragraphs to a guy who so clearly doesnt read it, an angel loses its wings.
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ngabers and nuruls will get mad at ppl for mixing english and indonesian but use dumbass words like salty, nder, uncrush, unmood. be so fr rn.
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men have the luxury of fetishizing a cewe gila that a straight woman doesnt have cuz an actual cowo gila will kill you and your family.
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hey guys btw im still alive and doing tarot readings yaa, dm me to book an appointment! kali mau tau outlook 2024 or rangkuman 2023 or mau curhat aja hihi 🫶🏼🔮
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this was me halloween last night btw im gonna go again but even sluttier tonight
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haters will say its a nose job💔
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@krougee the amount of times i have tethering ke hp mba/mas nya grgr paket aku abis is embarrassing.
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@abolishice_fuck @platformedboots there's actually an overweight girl on tiktok who posts food reviews, she eats nowhere near as much but gets a lot of hate comments. its really sad to see.
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i personally think all women should live together in a village near a river where there are no men . just foraging, farming, … perfect society.
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red flag this red flag that, the ultimate red flag is a man with no hobby.
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im listening to fleetwood mac rn if u even care at all
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buat tmn2 gw yg bikin story tone deaf alias ga napak tanah gw inget2 ya muka lo pada satu2 trs gw bikin excel spreadsheet isinya nama lu trs post lu yg insensitive gw screenshot dan gw masukin groupchat biar ga ilang.
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“youre too pretty to be single” is crazy cuz what if i say you too ugly to be in a relationship. now im the asshole.
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imagine someone making a curated and extended evidence thread of your inability in pulling bitches oh id hang myself.
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some of yall are so fucking weird.
@moonchaser4000 This explain why my mom calls me handsome on certain time of the month.
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pics from a single mom who works two jobs who loves her kids and never stops
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im so sick of this gender neutral bathroom discourse, im gonna start pissing on the floor.
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kalian pernah ga sih deket sm org trs ngerasa ni org cuma pura2 nyambung doang sm kita? ky apapun yg kt omongin pasti dia setuju, trs kl kdg kita ga setuju tbtb dia ubah opini dia. hard to explain but i hate that.
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was i just trying to show off my back and shoulders? well yes !
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i have a camera roll full of these anyways im still doing tarot readings and i bought a new deck come book your appointment if u need one no worries if not🫶🏼
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one time i went on a date with a guy and he told me “gue jarang minum air putih btw” like?? what an unexpected ick. at your big age?? get your dehydrated self out my face rn.
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i have GOT TO BE the most fuckable person at the stasiun kalideres
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@purrgirlie they rarely ever do. its the anak magang yg bikin notulensi’s job to draw the conclusion😭.
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not a fuck ass bob but lives were changed with this cut. everybody moved
are all bobs considered “fuck ass bobs?” or is there a science to it.
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bro i didnt know i was this fine in college ???? no shower sleep no nothing just bare minimum and vibes?? no wonder hoes were BIG mad
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