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La belle épaisse ✨🧠 30 • she/her (in drag) • Montreal, QC 🇨🇦

Montréal, Québec
Joined October 2020
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@ZAYARA_WXRLD @saintdoII Well Gucci had one a while ago
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@toonsgowild Master's degree in cuntology
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@mascarayde This should have been the double shantay so they don't end up with three girls.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@livie_sza Love Charli but Lorde popped tf off on girl, so confusing.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
20 days
@giohalliwell She's giving like Bianca/Bob level of confessionals IMO, it truly is giving winner.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 month
@mascarayde I'd kinda be down for an Euphoria-inspired acting challenge, the show is full of easy-to-play clichés: Maddy, Cassie, etc.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@VannaDeux And the king has been on Dragula or Call Me Mother or something cuz they don't any other.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@streislands Susan, Lynette and Tom were truly hateable.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@realDailyWire As drag artists we get told when an event is going to be family-friendly when we get booked so we can adapt our numbers. People behind this clearly never saw a drag show. Meanwhile, kids are getting shot in their own damn classrooms. Make it make sense.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@incepthion That's a good example:
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@TheeKocoCaine People saying she asked politely seem to forget the long ass pause before the question 🙄 Like girl we know how she really felt.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@creepydotorg I can't even START to imagine watching the first scene with my family 💀. I've seen gross movies but couldn't finish this one 🤢
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@sedderaside It gave
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@RuPaulsDragRace @luxxnoirlondon @LooseyLaDuca Luxx gave great TV but I get why Loosey was hurt. Like why are people complaining? It IS hurtful, and Loosey addressed it extremely well, and Luxx apologized just as well IMO. No sides to be taken here.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@RunnerEyeYT The lipsync for the crown format sucks ass and I don't care if it got us the rose petal moment, it invalidates the whole season.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
10 months
@mascarayde @sedderaside Yea but they all got an appearance fee + money for their packages.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@Elven_Warlord @creepydotorg And what's the deal with you? I'm curious
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
10 months
@itgirlenergy I'm not crazy about the fashion on this press tour, her & Law are usually good at bringing the theme in a fashion, artistic way. This time around it feels very on the nose most of the time. Like here we would've gotten it based off the color only, no need for the ball.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@smintyschiffer Her before Blackberri is insane to me.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 months
@milfbeomgyu She said it: you need FATS, you need OILS.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
28 days
@TraderGoys SHE DON'T KNOW JENAYA.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@karistbh @sedderaside THIS is the real answer.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
6 months
@Theatrical_mess It was kind of obvious on Olivia's part ngl.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
You're not ✨ q u i r k y ✨ if you're a gay wearing a onesie 😬.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 months
@baebaewest She's so good at drag race it's insane.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@dragraceher Bet they'll pull a "SURPRISE we're having a top 4!".
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
My hobby these days is getting drunk off low-calorie beer and designing looks based on past Drag Race categories in case I ever make it on there.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
11 days
@itgirlenergy So chic 😩
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@queenpythia Didn't take long
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@bklynb4by I can't believe she went to an event with Elton John and didn't bother to even Spotify him in the limo 🫠.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@luxxnoirlondon This season was the makeup season cuz you, Spice, Sugar, Mistress, Sasha, Malaysia and more did the THING.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Literally.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
8 months
@GreenGayYT Pabllo Vittar realistically.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@acervolipsync Back then they already knew how to build a storyline/take advantage of the edit. I don't know why it's so hard to keep a balance these days.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@mascarayde One of the few who was famous BEFORE being on the Pit Crew.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@hugeasmammoth_ With taxes she's prob around $146-147k richer actually
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@littlemattel She made a fully lined coat? 🤨.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@conniecouture9 @Lgmaballz In Quebec she's everywhere now but since she works mostly in French she's a flop? Lol ok.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@BlazesAccount It's okay to be a quiet person she should just lean into it! I feel like she's trying to be something she's not so she ends up looking uncomfortable.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
6 months
@_BussyQueen To be fair it's a HARD song to lipsync to.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@itgirlenergy A big fat earring or big hair, and this is def not a look for a soft, natural beat.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
9 months
@alsoabouteve Armchair activism is sooo harmful to the cause imo.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@RuPaulsDragRace @Plasma_NYC @66wind99 @sapphiracristal Plasma gave ACTUAL SNL skit wow 😳.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@JackFedYT The RuPaul-inspired look she made on set was finale-worthy tbh.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
10 months
@BlazesAccount Sapphira was cracked omg poor her ☹️.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
7 months
@Wierd_o78033920 She had no business being so cvnt
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 month
@lythadora I mean y'all need to know what an overly tanned person looks like 😅.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@canadasdragrace @CraveCanada The bitter betties saying the production cut Kimmy & Fierce right before top 2 cuz they were afraid Gisèle wouldn't win 😂 The cut was random AF but no one can win a Céline lipsync against Gisèle 😬 Celebrate your faves but don't bring the other girls down ✨.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
10 months
@monetxchange @XunamiMuse If she did I don't see why she wouldn't have used it in a 3way lipsync where the song was chosen by one of the lipsync assassins of the season 😐.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Sharing memes and discriminating people based on their birth charts are two of my love languages.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@theashlynroses 1. Krystal won that finale and Ella f*cked up.2. Gigi deserved to win.3. Manila wasn't robbed.4. Bob is def the ultimate comedy queen of the franchise and Bianca's sense of humor is very boomer 😬.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@itgirlenergy The zebra number is fire I'm sorry.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
10 months
@HermesDolls @itgirlenergy April's fool fashion tweets are the best.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@itgirlenergy Shat on everyone (and WHAT a year it was)
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
7 months
@LeatherfaceLo @NoahFentys I'd say she's the greatest performer.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@Theatrical_mess To be fair Lana Ja'Rae is a stretch I would just say I picked it cuz it sounds pretty.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@slayycoulee Canada has rules about where content such as music is from and a majority of it needs to be from there. Not sure what percentage but pretty sure that's why we mostly if not only get songs from Canadian artists on CDR 😕.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@heyjaeee It's gonna be either Rent or Wicked.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@messykween RuPaul didn't say shit, she prob wasn't involved at all in last night's ep 😂.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@ArrowverseLive @streislands Yes prob 😂 They should've divorced on S1 they were an awful couple. And I can't believe I forgot MIKE. Mike-fucking-Delfino wins worst character by far IMO.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@thatonequeen FINALLY non-binary fashion by an actual non-binary person 💕💕💕.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@ImNotABrick_ @vivalasdrag @EvangelistaHiro I do think back then using these terms was more common & she probably meant it as tacky. Pretty sure she wouldn't use it today. Still, as white people, it's never okay to use terms that have a connotation outside our color.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@itgirlenergy Although I HAVE to salute Pink Pantheress' effort to commit to actual, ugly Y2K fashion and not 2023 yassified version of it
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@KimoraAmour Messy.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 month
@azalea46780 @ka_morian0121 The snatch game was rough lol but she def wasn't the worst.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
6 months
@JackFedYT Trixie, Valentina, "Wrap" Girl, the real unsolved mystery is the pro-Trump girl.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Chasers are so extra
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@Ariellex1_ Ma'am that's Ginette.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@dr3wtwo I feel like loose nude illusion should not be a thing.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@bl0ndlena @incepthion He was Ken for a good while 😂.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@wes_123456789_ My favorite kind of tweet.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@itgirlenergy Are the photos bad quality or each & every MUA needs to be fired?.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
@itsbambibanks It reminds me of when someone photoshopped Kandy's pocket look on Gigi (still looked like sh!t though).
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@notgwendalupe 3LW in Taina had my 7-year old francophone ass learn all the lyrics to No More (Baby I'ma Do Right)
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
20 days
@CTprogressive_ @thetrishaputas Brita was actually very well-known in the NYC scene. I don't think Joella is 😬.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@Elven_Warlord @creepydotorg Full grown man monitoring a female celebrity who would obviously not be into you. 🙃.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@DragTeaServed I mean this icon was born on a mini-challenge
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@dragmetofilth Well she gave actual realness tbf.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Mouths this big 🤏.
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4 years
anya taylor-joy and anthony mackie
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Chasers truly expect me to be working from home at 12am in full drag.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 month
@NanysGoldSkull They get a list of looks to bring? And this was not the week? If she would've worn this before than what would she have worn on the ALIEN week if she made it there??.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@DragDollCo Is that the doll from squid game.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
9 months
@itgirlenergy Oh you know they fought for the bouquet dress.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
So I was just asked to do my Caillou impersonation on Grindr
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
In Montreal, people wouldn't say Lana is one fierce bitch, and. they'd be right.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
1 year
@acephalophore_ @DragTeaServed You mean a bisqweet.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
@LLucksbane @transmascfag "I was seeing you" I'm her biggest fan 😭✨.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@dox_gay WHAT DOES THIS MEAN.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 years
@Wheeler And mind you I served something similar in 2020 🤷‍♀️
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
They don't.
@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
Today is the day we see if waist training and hangovers mix well.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
My makeup turned out good yesterday considering I was in a poorly lit space and was trying that awful Ben Nye foundation
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
4 years
@KIARAQCCA did you know?
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
5 months
@marysolsmojito @jonsitron_ @dragraceher Well it's a funny song why give it to the bottom 2 of a comedy challenge? I think that's what they meant.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
2 months
@Elven_Warlord @creepydotorg You're the one who posted a pic of her at 15 😬.
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@lana_dalida
Lana Dalida
3 years
@This_Isnt_Greg 100,000$ cuz I don't get ready, I stay ready.
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