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Amal Barot

@lama_borat

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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
@MeninistTweet I feel like everyone is missing the finessing that takes place in this image
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
@pewdiepie member fridays with pewdiepie
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
felt horrible that I couldn’t help a homeless don hanging around uni looking literally just for food. Then I walked away and saw people grinning at me for talking to him. Absolute dickheads, hate students.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
9 years
@JakePeriphery happy bday bro!
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 year
@onepoint6180339 @JesusEndThis @ChrisJBeck99 @SamLStandsUp @richardosman He got fired for free speech? Are you dimwitted? I understand that there may be BBC guidelines he broke, but the guidelines were bollocks.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
I SENT A LONG ASS COMPLAINT ABOUT MY MANAGER TO MY MANAGER INSTEAD OF THE OWNER
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
25 days
@SinghAsh11 @GoldingBF ok mr singh hahaha
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
2 months
@ChatPileBand Hey, saw you guys in London last night, genuinely a sick show, but what is up with the hour setlist? It was 45 mins the last time you were in London, and to put it frankly that is some bitch shit. You plan on playing a full set when you’re back next?
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 months
@fishingguy1106 @HabibiCapital_ @InternetH0F potentially misleading and employee and using comments they made outside of a work setting as evidence for termination without due process. I don't know though, I'm from England, we actually have employee rights here, unlike USA
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
my chair was broken so I asked maintenance to replace it, they gave me a leather office chair... W
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
FUCK I HAVE NO MONEY FOR DEATH STRANDING FUCK MY POOR PLANNING
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
9 days
@LStargazer54 @LeadingReport who was president in 2021?
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 year
@UncleAndySports @STUNTEv @FightHaven teacher can confiscate property of student, that’s not theft
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
2 months
@leadEnjoyer @ChatPileBand I paid £30, I’m more broke than them, fuck you
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
"omfg I'm so broke help" said the student, broke from the 20 nights out they had last week
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Need to meet more people who are practically nocturnal, looking to start a community out here REAL NIGGA HOURS
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
when a kebab makes you shit so bad you have to call work to take the day off
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
My mum and aunt's are taking shots in front of me, I am now getting severly drunk in the hope I pass out and forget this image
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
11 days
@conan_esq @CosmistRussian @RussInCheshire most of the country wants people like you out
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Amal Barot
6 years
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
yo I don't know which flat is the one that buns but they DANK out my living room every time
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 month
@Ellis_Samizdat @LankletsBane @adamfeibel I agree with you wholeheartedly, but this is the sad truth about when money touches art. If I didn’t have to pay I would take it for what it is, but I did, and suddenly I am a consumer.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
4 years
Are gangs social distancing too? Like are they still stabbing each other or is it throwing knives now
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
Swear to god twitter is just people analysing shit with gcse level comprehension skills
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
I will start my work tomorrow I will start my work tomorrow I will start my work tomorrow I will start my work tomorrow
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
Looks like them parachutes you used to play cat and mouse with as a yute
@thesolesupplier
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6 years
Cop or drop for the Pharrell x adidas Solar Hu Glide ST Boost
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
How can you be so extra that you come out dramatically from the audience for your slide in a group presentation smh
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
I have a feeling a hung parliament is gonna take all this beef from 0-100. Bet on the eventual May vs Corbyn WWE showdown here!
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
@matthewkheafy screams, heavier music
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
it's too fuckin hot, cool down a little england summer's over start raining or some shit
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
top tier memeage
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Everyone thinks they're woke af but we're just naïve kids with access to the internet
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
10 years
@jennsrivasan @LaniLiu danish aren't people they're pastries
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 year
@UncleAndySports @STUNTEv @FightHaven another dumb cunt of the internet!!! 🛎️🛎️🛎️
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
If life follows the same pattern it always has for me, imma be 28 years old in my 2nd year of my 3rd uni, playing battlefield 9, stoned out my mind
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
13 days
@bitnerL @Merniue @ulichildofgod @celia_frags We all do, but you were the only one who couldn't spot that starting a sentence with "are u" is in this context, asking a question
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
13 days
@bitnerL @Merniue @ulichildofgod @celia_frags “if you wanna use the say” oh the irony… It’s csgo game chat, not an essay. You’re nitpicking at nothing
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Sticking glitter on ya titties ain't damn clothing, you don't see me walking around with a glittery nutsack do ya
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
is this south park?
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
9 years
hope everyone had a romantic valentines day like me and @jewfrosaregreat 👌❤️❤️❤️ http://t.co/nYq1sieY0i
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
be me >in club >girl starts grinding >says something to me >"WHAT?!?!" >repeats herself >"I have terrrible fucking hearing" >girl leaves :(
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
fuck tequila and fuck my life
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
To anyone who thinks I'm weird af, I hit my head on a pull out keyboard table as a baby so hard I have a scar and had to be rushed to a&e. My rents even ducked out thw hospital with me because social services showed up...
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
I learnt how fucking nice Terry Crews is during livestreams he did with his son where they built a gaming pc together. He doesn't deserve the shit he's getting, on top of what he already has to deal with.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
fuck off Boris
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
4 years
shut up it’s just a letter you melt
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
I want a pair of brexit ultra boosts
@SneakerNews
Sneaker News
6 years
Études and adidas to release an EU-friendly Ultra BOOST Uncaged. Here is where you can buy a pair when they drop on Friday
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
We need equality on account of everyone being different, not equality based on everyone being the same.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
felt like posting this in these trying times #fuckboris
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
exactly.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
2 years
Now that Boris is finally outed it’s time to flame EVERYONE who thought he was doing alright for being gullible fuckers
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
Who can't finish a fucking mcflurry
@McDonaldsUK
McDonald's UK
6 years
Have you heard? 😋🍦
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
stop retweeting political shit on twitter you dumb cunts I don’t wanna see your shitey opinions
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
3 years
general grievous but FASHUN
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
hate having a burnt tongue with a passion rn
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
my body is made of chicken wings
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
WA WA WEE WAH
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
They posting your incognito history
@googlechrome
Chrome
6 years
In case you couldn’t tell…it’s our birthday. Plus, we’ve got a surprise for you this Tuesday. #GoogleChrome
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
The gaming industry needs to provide me with a new open world game to spend all my time on, I need it
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
really need to stop with this self destructive bs
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
Coleslaw is vastly underrated get some tastebuds please
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Ends is best view
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
these people experiencing anxiety for the first time tryna figure out what tf is going on 😂😂😂
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
of course my dealer drives up to my yard as I’m blasting fuck her gently and singing every word with SOUL
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
Sharing the suicide prevention hotline is good and all but maybe we need to do something to stop people getting mentally ill in the first place? Bet there are more people who know about that phone number than people who know to go to the GP and seek help before getting suicidal
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
they’re literally water-melons damn
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
I don't care what anyone says wagamama's food is decent at best
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
9 years
I JUST WATCHED A PORNO AND SAW THE SAME PAINTING THAT IS IN MY ROOM YO
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
I never fucking realised this huge mistake and I'm crying
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
people in brunel calling uxbridge “town” 🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Britain First got some deep thinking to do lololol
@BBCNews
BBC News (UK)
7 years
Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Brit had dark skin
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
THE TORIES WERE LYING? I'M SO SHOKED GASP!!! 2.3 million Londoners living in poverty, despite record number in work
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
The fact this is even a possibility just shows you the state of our country, fuck her
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
Mandalorian could have bare shit scenes and I’d still watch it because baby yoda is so cute... Fuck, Disney got me with this one
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Oi Mrs.Incredible is looking hella thicc
@Disney
Disney
7 years
Here's your first look at #Incredibles2 , in theatres June 15, 2018.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
sudbury reppin’ come get your fried chicken
@i7atchi
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5 years
How is the Picadilly line on Modern Warfare. Big up Hounslow.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
snapchat, the grammies have never, and will never, have me “in my feels”
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
@CharlieHJ97 pls talk to me I still lav you don't h8 me cus u ain't me
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
meeting new people by the brunel campus river is why I joined brunel, and sharing joints with said people at 1am 👌
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
8 years
"but Clinton isn't really any better though is she" shut the fuck up you literal wasteman
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
@CharlieHJ97 2 desserts = breakfast this is common knowledge
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
my aunt is trying to floss xmas is cancelled send santa back
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
35% student discount at dominoes tell yo freinds
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
bring 👏🏽 back 👏🏽 light👏🏽 up 👏🏽 trainers
@thesolesupplier
The Sole Supplier
5 years
The Cactus Plant Flea Market x Nike Air VaporMax "Friends & Family" is INSANE 😱 🎥:
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 month
@adamfeibel @SorareRomar @madbeatboy It’s not punk to play short sets because everyone else in the scene does. That is the definition of conforming, these aren’t punk fans they’re hipsters in a guise
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
4 years
I'm gonna get really baked and have a bubble bath
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 year
@BigUncleDraxx @xCDMM @markbland @FightHaven sounds like you’re looking for an excuse to become a vigilante murderer
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Bruh all I can think of when I watch the incredibles is how thicc mrs incredible is im mean got damn
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
J hus about to ruin uni jams for another year
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
these are all trash
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
10 years
@LaniLiu we can be an Anal Cunt tribute band
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
7 years
Is the wrath of Poseidon really needed on nye?
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
Why am I on a double decker h14 when was this a thing
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 month
@turd_blaster @adamfeibel @SorareRomar @madbeatboy I love the band, and listen to plenty of bands dealing mainly with negative themes. I maintain my belief that a few more songs would have made the gig a far more enjoyable experience.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
5 years
@RBresaola @MRJerrard you’re uninvited from your party
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
6 years
need a really, really long walk
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
9 years
sipping actimel like a fine whisky cause it's the last drink left in the house
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
1 month
@adamfeibel Understood, I appreciate you taking the time to actually discuss this, it’s an interesting conversation. I like looking at the concept of the edgy comedian, at one level they’re artistically pushing the boundary, but they risk pissing off the audience, who are there to laugh.
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@lama_borat
Amal Barot
10 years
#ShortGirlAppreciationDay I prefer tall girls
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