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@laidlaw_bruce

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@laidlaw_bruce
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3 months
So this is my mate, Chris. I got him on Carnivore 1st Jan 2024. He has achieved monk status 😁 That makes me Carnivore Moses 🤣🤣
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@laidlaw_bruce
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My new retired neighbors, took up the Carnivore challenge 5 weeks ago. They are doing Strict BBBE... My wife saw them the other day and they have lost 28lbs each... I am the new messiah around there apparently 🤣🤣🤣
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@kwilli1046 oops! someone didn't study
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@THR I'll take a MAGA cake mate.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@169Nomis WEF, UN, WHO, run this country. They are all branches of the One World Government
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@RedHotSquirrel Remain isn't even a thing now. We put it to bed 23rd June 2016. What we have now is sedition
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@ThomasWictor Every oil Drilling company I have had as a client stipulates NO Chinese components in the equipment. Their 3" Derrick foot bolts used to pop the nuts, every now and then the bolt would shatter when it was under tension.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@nytopinion @LookitsJoanne So far left you looped round to normal, but kept the crazy. Don't breed
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@jordanbpeterson This is what happens when a grown up explains life to a leftist
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
Bit blatant this? 21 million to sell out Britain. General Election NOW!
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@MatthewStadlen @ElliotHammerSR Surely, you are not this dumb?
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@DrImranAwan Hardly 'irrational fear' anymore is it Imran? 😏 Victim card not working to well anymore
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
They were bribes, NOT ransom payments. See @Thomas1774Paine book for clarification.
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@IrishVol69th No Democrat howling, barking at the moon over these; Eric Holder: 'I'm still the president's wingman' Congress: A G Lynch ‘Pleads Fifth’ on Secret Iran ‘Ransom’ Payments Holder held in contempt of Congress
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@laidlaw_bruce
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9 years
@TRobinsonNewEra From a former soldier and a family man . Id like to say well done and thank you. Shows tremendous courage and character.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@markeatsmeat Gotta be red meat
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@laidlaw_bruce
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9 years
@TRobinsonNewEra Just finished your book. Chilling. This needs to be marketed here in the USA, they need to know whats coming.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@mikemoves12 All the carwashes and Barbers are money laundering fronts
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@WayneGb88 Fanny like a kicked kebab
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
I'd come over from Britain to help
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@thegardensgnome @baz_j @BTP Baz is a beta male leftist
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@DDentner @kwilli1046 The test is easy... There are two genders = 100% pass
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
The worlds most awesome dog.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@drawandstrike @mark12011950 @JohnFromCranber @Chrissy4963 @ThomasWictor Merkle, Macron and May got a cut too. Thats why they all came running to the Whitehouse. (May sent Boris Johnson)
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@LeahRBoss Heres my D pic
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@janeratta1 @RepJohnConyers Borrowed kids, Michael is a dude
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@laidlaw_bruce
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Billionaire Soros Victim of 'Knockout' Punch by Ex-Girlfriend - Breitbart via @BreitbartNews SHE PUNCHED A NAZI 😂
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@LBC @MaajidNawaz Who are you to tell people what is funny and what is not funny? You can say it's in poor taste by todays standards according to your outlook, but you don't get to say what is funny.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@TrumpMockery @Bowies_life @realDonaldTrump You look a right c*nt now LOL 🤣🤣🤣
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@oneblkgentleman @PressSec Have you seen your stock market and unemployment rates?
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@laidlaw_bruce
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8 years
To get fresh air they would first have to remove the Government teat from their mouths
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@DVATW Men shouting everywhere "I'm a Tory"
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@ThomasWictor Why are you not a highly paid journalist?
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@laidlaw_bruce
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6 years
@DCBMEP @MarrShow I'm anti EU not anti European. I love European countries and their people.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@kathleen2u2 @kpereau @DavidCR569 @FoxNews @TuckerCarlson The elections were in already controlled Blue states no? wheres the victory?
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@laidlaw_bruce
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7 years
@AMDWaters Read Mohammed's koran by Peter McLoughlin and @TRobinsonNewEra Its all there, The great lie and Doublethink is upon us
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@laidlaw_bruce
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8 years
BREAKING: NRA Releases $5 Million Anti-Hillary Ad… And It’s Absolutely BRUTAL via @Patriotic_Folks
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@paulwestonlibgb @2tweetaboutit We are surviving by building walls on our bridges. How richly ironic for the leftist
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@ThomasWictor @GeorgeTirebite3 'Bashar! Its only a short trip, why are you taking 20 suit cases?'
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@WMerciaPolice You're not very good at this are you? To afraid to be called 'Racist' Get the job done, no more excuses.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@PastProsperity @fasc1nate Brought to you by the scam call center of the world.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@Independent Nothing 'irrational' about the fear of being slaughtered by someone you tried to help.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@moldovia @GodfreyElfwick @johncusack I merely agreed that the suicide rate in trans people was awful and they should receive all the help required for their mental illness. 😏
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@darrengrimes_ This is all by design Darren. The Globalists need raised tension to institute the sweeping measures of change needed for their plans.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@zpm808 @KTHopkins So quick to get the stamp on their victim card. 😏 Hollywood is a den of c*nts
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@esilacSynohtnA @piersmorgan Tommy has given up his life to report on the corruption and rape of thousands of white British girls. With some excellent undercover reporting. As seen in his documentary 'Silenced'
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@TRobinsonNewEra Well done that man.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@RupertLowe10 Deport all who have ever come illegally. Deport all who came legally but then committed a serious crime.
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@Nigel_Farage @_HenryBolton @UKIP Listen to your base Nigel, not your donors.
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@ZakaWaqar @TRobinsonNewEra @ZaidZamanHamid So you are defending the Kiddie fiddlers? ALL religion must be criticised
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@Holbornlolz Nice to see muslims celebrating the birth of Christ.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@dpinsen @_edwardmondini_ @MnMMs2 @ThomasWictor @benshapiro @WaydeDe @veteran423 @ntvnyr173 @nuiotwo @kwilli1046 @MOVEFORWARDHUGE @BearVollmer @JanetOrendorff @USArealnews @cwilliams1113wy @Mamma_Janet @HarrietNix @lisalove1107 @Adorable_Todd Modern warfare is not being fought on the media, because the MSM are dishonest at best. Besides reporting your plans ahead of time is a really stupid idea. Trump stated this many times. It is no coincidence that 200 nuclear scientists died and NK all of a sudden capitulates.
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@JamessReality @NickBoles @steve_hawkes Yes, he does. He needs to go too.
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@Joeairdrop @Ri_Mom30 @harjo111 @realDonaldTrump Didn't Obama say 'I'll have more flexibility after the election' to the Russian prime minister?
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Real Brits love @realDonaldTrump
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Trump-Hating George Takei Admits To Groping Men Against Their Will On Howard Stern Show! via @WayneDupreeShow
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@JonathonDavies6 Feel the enrichment! 😏
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@ThomasWictor @B0RedS1 It would be quicker to think of the truth's they have told...shorter list.
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The "Women in STEM" Meme Now Officially Has a Body Count via @TheRalphRetort
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@RealJessicaEO @geertwilderspvv @RaheemKassam I wonder if full riot gear will be worn at the Al Quds march?
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@esilacSynohtnA @piersmorgan Mr Scalise, The riots were triggered by a 2nd generation migrant butchering 9 little girls (7 yrs old) and the anger over uncontrolled immigration of young military aged men from backward cultures pouring into our small country. Oh and the #TwoTierPolicing
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@laidlaw_bruce
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@Hammersandwich2 @KathrynCddton @ChukaUmunna If it was the Russian state then I would back a robust response 100% I do not trust our leaders completely, evidence needs to be shown. UK governments have led us down the wrong path in the past for dubious political reasons. Paid for with the lives of British soldiers.
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@LBC Because shit food is cheap, unless its served in one of his restaurants
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YouTube Joining “Fake News” Crusade? Popular Conservative Channel Shut Down via @kr3at
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@Hepworthclare @WendyMcDonnell2 Yep, it can go higher for Reform
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@WalshFreedom It's not just Trump, the anti Brexit lot are crying a river over here. France next!!
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@BOURNYBOY76 One of the only guys to tell the truth
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@thetolerantman Dear Lord! So poo in the streets should be acceptable?
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@LauraLoomer Damn, next you will be telling me that Michael Obama is a lady 😏
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@miss_anthrop75 January? mines 7th
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@Colin10971 @KTHopkins @ITV Tommy " How much do you know about Islam Piers?" Piers " A Lot" 😂😂😂😂😂
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@ClausCarlsen1 Best thing you can do is ignore the British diabetes council. Go Carnivore with a fast to kick it off and reverse Type 2 in 2 weeks
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@Sargon_of_Akkad @campbellclaret Do you think Dr David Kelly visits him in his sleep. Warning him of what awaits him in hell.
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@CarolineLucas Why didn't you ask what they are going to do about Telford? Plus all the other towns an cities that this has been going on in. You lot are a joke and you will pay for this at the election.
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@christianllamar Who was Mika's Dad? What happened to that dead intern in Joes office? Why did he suddenly quit soon after?
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@avonandsomer @PeteNorth303 Didn't he once tweet 'Socialism is back baby' not so long ago? Funny statement to come from a millionaire I thought
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Nuttier than squirrel shit
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@PeteNorth303 @avonandsomer well said. That and Britain does not like communists
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@DaRealLastJedi @BasedMonitored @neiltyson Fantastically lost twice too🤣
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@LJLaValle @SBakerMD Name one 'essential plant nutrient' that we both need and cannot be gotten through meat and fat. I'll wait
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Weak Beta's in power are always dangerous
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Darren of Plymouth 🇬🇧
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The most dangerous man great Britain has ever faced.
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