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@laezelofkliir

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it's so fucking funny to me that wyll literally fell off a burning ship infected with a parasite and he just got up dusted himself off and headed to the grove to teach sword tricks to children
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LMFAO?!?!?!!?!?!
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waiting for someone to post this tho so i can see if default lae'zel chooses to stay with her friends or fight in the astral plane ✌️
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it's so funny how concept art lae'zel looks like one of those yassified tavs wearing a basket full of equipment mod cunty outfit #32
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saw this one trending in the bg3 meme sub...lae'zel literally has the most meticulous hairstyle in the game ⁉️ do bg3 fans ever use their eyes
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@hugetulip
gr☆cie
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Who are 2 people that actually did match each others freak?
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none of you people understand minthara and lae'zel
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"we toned down this companion for being distressed that the party leader dont gaf abt keeping him alive" LMFAOOO y'all really dont have a backbone 💀💀
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@baldursgate3
Baldur's Gate 3
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Hotfix #17 is now live, bringing with it more bug fixes! We’ve also had a little chat with Gale about his dramatics if you don't immediately offer him any magic items. You’ll find him more likely to stick around now! Read more:
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it's frankly insane to me that astarion is now the only companion who will refuse an illithid partner under any circumstances and not the companion who belongs to a race that was enslaved and dehumanized by the mind flayers for a millennia
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its interesting how ppl perceive "happy endings" for characters bc to me lae'zel fighting a war to break her people's chains is her happy ending, the ultimate fuck you to vlaakith, then i see ppl say it's not nd that her staying in faerun knitting sweaters is what she "deserves"
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i cant believe patch 6 made it so laezel can finally make her own decision and control her destiny and what she does is kidnap you from your partner to fight in an interplanar war with her and polish each others swords. girlboss meter overload
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lae'zel looking at you with utter revulsion in the post party epilogue if you're a mind flayer ohhh i won
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@storb0t i hope they dont fix this. sorry for making lae'zel nicer in our last patch here's her taking you hostage in another plane
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@hachiohgersbf wyll: damn...work was crazy yesterday
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something dark-sided abt bg3 twt praising the game for its queer rep and inclusion that they'll snarl like dogs to call anyone -phobic for daring to be critical abt it, will be faster than a bullet to trivialize the egregious racism and content disparity for wyll
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karlach stans stronger than me cuz if i see lae'zel get popularly shipped with an irrelevant male npc imma kill myself
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this is why i maintain astarion is the best-written companion in the game...he sticks to his characterization, personality, and boundaries and they don't bend for tav/durge so they can feel like the center of the universe
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bg3 fans when you ask them to give minthara and lae'zel's personality traits in their silly memes thats not just superficial violent mean dommy mommies
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there's new dialogue where if you romance lae'zel and then leave to go to avernus, 6 months after during the party she makes you recite your kill count since you left her and gets so horny you two hook up in the bushes and rekindle your love. sounds about right
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they're still at it im crying😭😭😭
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@storb0t
max | butch spit collector
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an account with 72 followers will be like “i dont really like [character]” and then an account with 5.4k will be like “theres been a lot of [character] hate so heres some pictures of himfor positivity 🥹✨💕 “ and then next day theres ppl like “im sick of [character] discourse”
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wyll: lae'zel: youre too sexy to be this bitchless
@laezelquote
lae'zel quotes
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Wyll, you are a man of great vigour. Why have you not sought a mate any of these nights we have camped?
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@sekiseigumii saw lae'zel get voted as the companion with the most road rage in a poll once and i knew i had to lessen my engagement with bg3 fans when its clear 80% of them played the game with their eyes closed
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"everyone complains about how strong gale and halsin comes on to you but when it's lae'zel-" lae'zel is a green alien with spiky ears and a sword not generic brunette white guy #3 hope this helps
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well in the party hookup her only choices with the women are one who will burn her pussy and the other who says her name like a slur she dont really got a lot of options does she
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you're telling me we could've visited vlaakith's palace and the githyanki capital that's literally built on the corpse of a dead god and they CUT IT?!?
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my toxic trait is that when i dont see wyll and/or lae'zel in a group fanart no matter how good imma block immediately
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i can't get over how origin lae'zel can confide in minthara in the epilogue party that she sometimes regret staying in faerun and that she already feels her body growing older in the material plane and she only tells this to minthy bc she's an exile too
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i guess theres a tendency for people to project a kind of healing to these characters that's more or less just what the player wants for them. i don't really see things thru that lens and i feel like it undermines both the characterization and storytelling
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bg3twt is so baitable just say one mildly mean thing about a male npc and the colleen hoover fans of fantasy rpgs are in your phone‼️
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this new karlach/lae'zel epilogue party dialogue omg?? THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING????
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there's actually a bunch of extra dialogue from lae'zel + her romance in the epilogue party to accomodate the new variations in her patch 6 endings. lets see if we got any bangers here 🫡
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*distracting bg3 reddit from their daily insufferable astarion discourse voice* i think orpheus and kithrak voss explored each others bodies
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hold on..my third eye has been opened
@laezelenabler
panam’s co-pilot
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homophobic frankly
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@Riparian_Reids the game repeatedly says that lae'zel is a perfectionist dork who memorized all 5000 gith protocols but bg3 fans see an authoritative woman who speaks scary and took it as inconsiderate mean-spirited bitch 24/7 lmfao
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they shouldn't have put lae'zel and minthara in a game thats haven for elder millenials that donate to ao3 and call themselves villainfuckers
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what a cool complex female character. it sure would be crazy if the fandom boils them down to a dommy mommy bark bark ruff arf arf awooga step on me character and nothing else
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@CienMysliwiec yeah githyanki are highly disciplined and organized warriors and even you meet lae'zel at the worst time of her life she's controlled and focused on a goal. shes far from a rampaging berserker and this fanon version of her suck ass so bad 💀
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now im facing biphobic allegations just cuz i dont like female characters with mid men ? dfkm😭
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waiting for someone to post this tho so i can see if default lae'zel chooses to stay with her friends or fight in the astral plane ✌️
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i hate being reminded how breathtakingly low the bar is for male characters 🙁
@cagesmatch
GRIFF ⭐️🐉 || Y0
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the subtle quirk of his lips and his stupid eyebrows paired with his condescending little eyes makes me wanna explode into a million tiny pieces
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@Draugtaur no larian patched it so she stays with an illithid tav. apparently ppl were complaining
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i like wyllst*rion so i tried to read some fics the other day and im not gonna lie some of them b giving this
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you wont see any lae'zel discourse on bg3twt because me and the 6 other lae'zel fans agree that committing regicide with her is the best ending
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"stop being so ungrateful" like larian is a locally owned lgbtq+ small business in seattle and not a midsize european company located in fuckass belgium girl fuck you
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600 qrts even jesus was hated
@pwrynz
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ladies and gentlemen we found it
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i think its so funny that the companions lae'zel likes and gets along with the most among the tadfools are karlach minthara and gale. two strong beautiful independent women and gale
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@sekiseigumii it feels so inauthentic. i just can't imagine lae'zel choosing to sit on the sidelines for her people's liberation. she's someone who likes having a purpose and overthrowing vlaakith, fighting a war even though it will most likely kill her is a worthy one
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one thing i will say about this astarion discourse is the assumption that relationships define sexuality is fucking bizarre. maybe dont weaponize a talking point historically used to invalidate irl people's sexuality for dumb discourse over fiction
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i know the jokes about minthara/lae'zel being able to have sex with origin karlach in act1 despite her condition are bc they're Built Different but it truly pisses me off that there's a whole 3 min special scene with bleached dracula but with the women it's just "we forgor 💀"
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it's dumb as fuck that theres no consequences to the githyanki revolution if you side with the emperor and lae'zel is still your buddy who shows up to the party if you chose the emperor over orpheus
@osazethepoet
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What's your bg3 opinion that will get you like this? 👀
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lae'zel saying "that's my strapping girl" to karlach
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how is this a "maybe" flirting anyways 😭
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finding out there are actual people out there who ship shadowheart/astarion as a couple is so funny like they are such lesbian and her gay best friend she takes to prom energy
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how is this a "maybe" flirting anyways 😭
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@storb0t im so glad patch 6 changed it so she can pick her own ending and she chooses githyanki freedom...she stood on business and got out of there
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baldurs gate 3 patch 6 you complain about lae'zel and minthara being mean they come out of your computer screen and kill you
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"rolan is the mr. darcy of bg3" wrong it's lae'zel of creche k'liir
@laezelquote
lae'zel quotes
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First, you were my wound; now, you are its cure. You have taken the whole of me. I could never accept just a piece of you in return.
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second place for that mf who got thrown in a cage in his bear form...this just pissed me off
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shes fr the funniest person i know
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lae'zel's dialogue when you take her to meet jaheira's family ☹️☹️
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i know that "wyll was the fairtytale prince type of guy i used to dream of marrying" white hag was kicking his feet giggling in his tent after this
@ironystrikesx
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The new Wyll kiss animation is so cute 😭
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mind you this game has wulbren bongle but the mildly mean autistic woman is the villain
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they're beating yo ass in the qrts idk if you saw
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i feel like some of yall forget that lae'zel is the githyanki equivalent of the kid who reminds the teacher about the homework she'll be typing up an essay with gale and wyll
@SongbirdN7
Songbird (Tadpoled)
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Feedback is welcome but will be disregarded.
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lae'zel telling you to go fuck yourself is the only appropriate response because you saw a captive person in a vulnerable situation and you think SHE's the asshole because she ain't begging for your help?
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bg3 twt when you tell them that they don't have to pretend that videogame playersexuality is queer activism and that lesbians having headcanons for pixelated characters' sexualities isnt an affront to the lgbtqiabcd+ community
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when they change the bed epilogue scene with you waking up to lae'zel trying to kill you again like she first does at camp when you were transforming except now she's torn and devastated abt it for the #angst ☝️ #trust
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@mimilyks
🍉🍄✨️
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Always boggled my mind they're like her colonisers and mortal enemies and we spent the whole game trying to cure ourselves why would she then stay with a ilithid tav/durge?! Unless they added a mercy killing twist...👀
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got accused of misogyny for saying that a one off line from lae'zel sleeping with a guy who notoriously has a complicated dynamic with sex due to being forced to perform it for centuries is not a very good measure of his sexuality 😂
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meanwhile lae'zel is also a violent hardass no nose but she dont get the same amount of fandom love and adoration this onedimensional walking corpse does it makes me sick to my stomach omg 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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"imagine being at death's door and the person you love the most is flying off on a fucking dragon" 💀😭😭
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@crimzonrite @_Odahh_ exactly. lae'zel's story is not just about her but also the fate of her own ppl. she wants to free them, not "fill the void" with orpheus 💀 orpheus is the living proof that vlaakith's reign is built on lies and is the ideal symbol of the revolution - he makes the crusade easier
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@auburn_flwers what do you think is the most fitting ending for SH? i thought her story was pretty cut and dry and that travelling around the world and settling for a domestic life is actually a natural conclusion of her arc
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karlach/lae'zel is so good bc lae'zel is disarmed by nonsexual intimacy and karlach's earnestness + lae'zel's resolute nature vs karlach's tendency to avoid reality and there is sumthin poetic about lae'zel giving up immortality to be with a woman on death's door
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@VilebloodFae yeah it's commendable how much faith and vision they had for his character and actually stuck to it. but i'm also not surprised since female characters and characters of color are scrutinized and criticized tenfold more
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and im supposed to believe them flattening and rewriting wyll's whole story and wasnt racially motivated😂😂👎
@EbonyWarriorX
EbonyWarriorStudios ☭ Supports Free Palestine🇵🇸
7 months
So confirming what I already knew, I did some digging on the Karlach design change. Apparently ”…beta testers found her ‘too aggressive’ and attacked her from the get go more often.”
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woman with a big ass sword save me...please save me woman with a big ass sword
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larian adding some unnecessary shit again thats not congruent with a character's characterization and personality
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and karlach is last bc apparently she'd be too nice to kill people 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ fandomization of this character is crazy
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@skarsghardy
⋆ nadia | astarion & rolan pr manager 🫧
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NEW POST PARTY EPILOGUE SCENE 🩵
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the way this quote and lae'zel's "i prefer fresher meat, you've been prodded and picked over like a suckling boar" are both directed at astarion. slutshaming queens
@mintharabot
minthara
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The rashes and sores you may have contracted over your decades of philandering are not the kind of curse that concerns me.
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see if i had my way bg3 wouldve been a lae'zel solo game like thats just what she deserves fawk everyone else #sorry
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consequences of bg3 being goty is now people are patting it on the back over something that it didnt do
@TilFolkvang
Len
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In the wake of BG3, it becomes increasingly jarring to me how even most very clever, heart-filled, well-written games have "random thug" enemies that are coded as totally okay to kill, subhuman. In BG3, pretty much everyone you can kill has a name and a story, even a simple one.
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did we ever find out why there's a prominent portion of halsin fans that are fiction ≠ reality losers like what about him attracts that crowd
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i'm telling yall some of the romance lines from lae'zel for origin karlach are insane like this is just an emily brontë wuthering heights ass dialogue
@laezelquote
lae'zel quotes
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I am made malleable by the flames in you. By the inferno of the Hells. But I cannot touch you. I can have no part of you - none!
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the civil war between astarion fans is genuinely hilarious man. not even the world's #1 astarion hater can come up with "spawn astarion is a hungry brokie with no swimmers"
@Riparian_Reids
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never going to get over this I fear
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"this character can't possibly be gay because he sexed with a woman" like lets pick up a history book mama
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making this quote bot was like having a third eye opened i truly underestimated the amount of gay ass shit lae'zel says to karlach
@laezelquote
lae'zel quotes
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That's my strapping girl. Burning hot - but not too hot, praise Withers.
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why did hideo kojima rt a cosplay of lae'zel in her underwear
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i know everyone makes fun of astarionwives but having spent a considerable amount of time on the bg3 subreddit i actually think the hardcore emperor fans are dumbest of the bunch. just nothing upstairs but candyfloss and tumbleweeds
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i think ppl have every right to be uncomfortable w/ makima but let's not act like we have a huge list of female villains like her and idk why she gets singled out for this (she's a woman)
@camelotslibrary
kira-ann (PLEASE WATCH TLTNC ON OCT 24TH)
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can we get some more female villains that arent pedophilic groomers
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all the lae'zel kisses i've seen so far are either mid or bugged. idrc about this game that much anymore to download that patch
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sometimes i think about lae'zel giving up immortality and her pursuit of glory to defy a queen who wronged her and i go AAARRGGGGGHHH
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i genuinely think karlach/wyll have the most compelling flaws out of the bunch which ig is ironic since they've been flanderized to hell and back as the nice™ companions by bg3 fans
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not liking how some of those "y'all can barely handle this complex female character" tweets have publicly beloved female characters but their fanbase acting like they're oppressed. my culture is not your costume
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i think we should be allowed to put gortash fans that hate karlach and emperor fans that hate lae'zel into a saw trap just to see what happens
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im being nice when i say bg3twt's filled with koalabrained idiots that weaponize a fake internet culture war as a springboard for harassing black fans that dare to vocalize something that goes against their vapid consumerism 🤷‍♂️
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@Meanestlesbian THE WAY I DONT EVEN DISLIKE DAMMONSBDAJFJK like i just dont care for him but my bad...didnt know roblox sim with blue eyes got shooters like that
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not surprised that someone who's so quick to accuse me as biphobic over a ship/fandom bullshit doesn't even know what butch means. not even a brain transplant can save you beloved
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@livcookeist
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nothing stronger than the bond between a girl and her favorite redhead character
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"people are calling for ascended astarion's new kiss to have a trigger warning and here's why those sensitive babies are stupid 1/5" and by people it's just a random teenager with a carrd
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