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Sometimes you read a fic and the author writes the ship so tangibly in love that you feel an ache in your chest….. that’s the good shit
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Don’t befriend Ao3 authors you like. Not because they’ll disappoint you, but because when you tell them how much you love their writing they’ll go “well that doesn’t count, we’re friends”
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You guys are wishing for more sapphic stuff like h*artstopper, I’m wishing for more sapphic stuff like mdzs, we are not the same
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You can just say Lan Wangji
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wwx like, “I have a date with a special guy” and lwj would be like (dying of envy) “I see” but the ‘date’ with the ‘special guy’ is babysitting A-Yuan for the Wens
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A-Yuan asks wwx and lwj to play telephone. A-Yuan is a Man With A Plan. He’s sick of his baba and lwj not being husbands !! Sick of it!!!
wwx whispers “there’s a submarine on the sidewalk” into A-Yuan’s ear. A-Yuan turns to lwj and whispers “baba is in love with you”
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It was said that to be loved by a phoenix would give you the strongest golden core the world had ever seen, untold riches, good fortune for the rest of your days.
Before wwx was even born his hand was coveted.
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A-Yuan running a little lemonade stand but nobody is buying from him and he’s sad :( so wwx enlists everyone he knows to come buy lemonade from him! Lwj keeps drinking his lemonade and getting back into line. Nmj overpays and ruffles his hair. Jc asks him if he has a permit
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Imagining if in omegaverse they had rut seasons so it was a given that alphas would be chasing after omegas at certain times of year. People in CR see wwx running at top speed, laughing, and right on his tail is lwj, looking terrifying as he chases after wwx
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Lqr who’s basically adopted wwx because he lives alone and lqr worries (not that he would ever tell wwx that directly), lwj who meets wwx one day and has never felt so betrayed in his life that of all the times lqr tried to set him up, he never tried to set him up with wwx
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Pining lwj agonizing over the fact that wwx’s knees are always bruised, wwx whose knees are bruised because A-Yuan likes to sit on wwx’s back and pretend he’s a horse
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wwx accidentally calls lqr a-die and he’s so embarrassed that he splutters for like a solid minute. Meanwhile lqr is going through a whole series of emotions because his nephew-in-law views him as a father figure. Outwardly he gruffly says, “it’s shufu” and frowns harder
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wwx loses a-yuan in the park and when he finds him he’s very seriously telling a handsome stranger (lwj obvi) about how his baba spent the night in jail for doing crimes while lwj listens with a bemused expression. A-Yuan has left out that it was monopoly jail during game night
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I just love pediatric doctor lwj and dadxian. Lwj is hot and seems intimidating to wwx, he’s a little worried A-Yuan will be scared of him. But the second lwj starts talking to A-Yuan, asking permission to touch him, explaining what he’s doing with his deep, soothing voice—
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age gap //
wwx, 23, flirting really hard with 32 year old lwj at an event, giggling a lot, twirling his hair, leaning over to pick something up, the works. Lwj says to him “I am 9 years your senior.” And wwx is like “yeah, that’s the sexy part.” lwj rails him in the bathroom 🥰
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Lwj tries to leave after spending time with wwx and A-Yuan, but A-Yuan clings to his leg with all his might and says, “you can’t go unless you take me with you!” Lwj makes pleading eyes at wwx, relieved when wwx walks over, but then wwx gets down and clings to his other leg
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wwx cursed into cat form and he’s going CRAAAAZY because he was found by lqr who is doting on him but keeps hindering his efforts to escape or communicate that he is his nephews bf… wwx knocks over a flour sack and lqr is like “what a precocious little boy!” and scoops him
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Au where the Lan dragons consider growing a hoard to be an activity done by mates, whereas foxes make nests. Foxxian gives lwj things often, unaware, just thinking he would like them! Dragonji thinks bunnies are an odd choice for a hoard, but is pleased that wwx is courting him
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Love how lwj saw A-Yuan and his fantasies of life with wwx immediately shifted to include fatherhood… he didn’t even truly care where A-Yuan came from he was ready to be a dad at 20 years old
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People meeting wangxian would expect wwx to be the lenient parent but lwj is the one who picks A-Yuan up from school early sometimes just because lwj misses him and wwx is the one going “Lan ZHAN” when he finds out
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It would be really cute if lwj and wwx are roughhousing, lwj picks up wwx to throw him into the cold pond and wwx goes “wait WAIT LAN ZHAN! Lan Zhan. Think of the baby.” lwj pauses just long enough for wwx to wrap around lwj and throw his weight so they both fall into the water
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wwx says he doesn’t have time to date but A-Yuan is Very determined to make lwj his second dad. He calls lwj baba even though lwj has told him he can’t call random men Baba. A-Yuan like: you’re not random :3 He brings lwj gifts he made and claims they’re from wwx
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Hey you… that self deprecating comment you’re about to put in your caption, fic promo, tags, fic notes, etc… delete it ✨ yeet it on out of there. Let people decide how they feel about your art for themselves, stop saying negative things about what you made
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“Virgin sacrifice” lwj who volunteered with the intent of slaying the creature that keeps devouring virgins; “devourer of virgins” wwx who’s just a fox spirit and a BOTTOM. When lwj comes he’s like thank god they at least sent a top do you know how rough the last century has been
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Alpha lwj who almost compulsively scents soft surfaces in omega wwx’s apartment every time he looks away or leaves the room… wwx returns from the bathroom to find lwj rubbing his neck on the back of the couch
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A/b/o // omega wwx likes to sleep knotted when he’s in heat, when lwj’s knot goes down he’s not happy 😡 he will wake up immediately and start shaking lwj’s shoulders until he knots him again
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The idea of lwj being a really serious little kid but in the way that children are serious... where they tell you the silliest thing so matter of factly and you have to pretend like it’s not the cutest thing you’ve ever heard
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The Lan dragons are cold blooded so they’re taught to use their core to self regulate. By the time dragonji meets foxxian he’s been able to regulate his temp for almost two decades but if someone tells lwj he doesn’t need to hold his husband for warmth he will run them through
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wwx finally lets lwj meet a-yuan and a-yuan instantly bursts into tears 😭 he’s sobbing and his words are almost unintelligible but wwx can make out that a-yuan doesn’t want his baba to be taken away from him and that he’s seen one too many movies with evil step parents
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I just think it would be really funny if lwj and wwx were competing for the affections of the same stray cat… lwj keeps buying the cat fancier and fancier beds, toys, food. wwx is like here’s a mf BOX and lwj is seething because the cat chose the box over the $50 bed he got
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Arrested by the thought of wangxian being separated due to *waves hands* life circumstances. Thirteen years later, professor lwj hears wangxian from a practice room, a song he only played for wwx; normally he would never run indoors but he’s doing it before he even has a second—
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Mpreg,
#pregxianseason
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Omega wwx has a one night stand at a club but he forgets to get the alpha’s contact info. It becomes urgent when he realizes he’s pregnant! He has to find his baby’s father! But he knows the alpha’s scent better than his face
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What if dragonji promised wwx to show him his dragon form, but the day he does, he’s spent a lot of magical energy. Wwx is expecting a magnificent dragon to appear before him! Instead it’s... noodleji. Lwj has never been more embarrassed in his LIFE (wwx thinks it’s really cute)
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wwx, EXTREMELY embarrassed, “ahaha, A-Yuan, sweet child, you can’t just ask people to marry me” A-Yuan is like “why”
wwx: it might make them uncomfortable
A-Yuan: why
wwx: because!
A-Yuan: why
wwx, scrambling: you don’t even know if he likes men!
Lwj: I do.
wwx: 😳
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Comfort thought for today: A-Yuan drawing wwx and lwj holding hands in family portraits even before they start dating 🥺 after they get together he draws a big heart between them and writes lwj’s name as A-Die
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AU where lwj is a vet/wildlife rehabilitator and rescues an injured foxxian, unaware that he’s a shapeshifter and not an ordinary fox
cw: for animal injury/animal being attacked
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I’m thinking of pediatrician lwj again. A-Yuan has to have his blood drawn and wwx is like “to draw your blood they bring in a HUUUGE mosquito and he sticks his little sucker right in ya and goes *dramatic sucking noise* and drains you like a juice box” while a-yuan is giggling
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wwx has little kitten sneezes and whenever anyone hears him sneeze they think it must be a child but no—it is in fact, the terrifying and powerful Yiling Laozu sneezing like a 2lbs kitten
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Oh my god… lwj gets to kiss wwx whenever he wants to now… wwx smiles and lwj kisses him, wwx laughs and lwj kisses him, wwx pouts and he kisses him, wwx deep in thought and lwj kisses him
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Have you considered lwj giving wwx a little kiss on the nose and wwx scrunching up his cute little face
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A/b/o // wwx would be one of those people who goes to work even if they’re like half dead and I think omega wwx would be like “I can work through my heat it’s no big deal!!!” which is how he ends up in his boss alpha lwj’s office leaking slick onto his slacks at 8 am
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This passage gives the impression that wwx is a lot like his mother in personality, and that his father was a quiet, serious person. wwx really did mimic his parents relationship in a lot of ways 🥺 then of course, “Now all that’s left is a little one.” to complete the family 🤲🏼
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wwx gets a date and realizes he’s woefully out of practice kissing, so he asks his bestie lwj to help him out. By the time the day of the date rolls around lwj is railing him into the mattress and wwx never goes on that date
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“You attract what you fear” oh nooo a hot 30 something y/o woman with a good income who’s kind and smart and fucks like an animal 😩 what ever will I do
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wwx sending lwj pictures of cute animals snuggling, sunflowers facing each other, etc captioned “me and you 🥰”
After months of these lwj sends wwx a picture of two rabbits grooming each other with a text that says “me and you”. wwx screaming LAN ZHAN could be heard from space
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lwj goes on his first date with wwx with the top two buttons of his dress shirt undone. This is his slutty look
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Thinking of lwj kissing wwx awake but with each kiss he moves just a little bit further, knowing wwx will chase after him. Before wwx knows it, he’s standing up just to keep kissing lwj slow and deep… they end up back in bed for a little while longer, but it was a good try
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Like he’s been mortally wounded, and lqr gets lwj to come back. THIS time wwx has the bright idea to meow wangxian and lwj is like “uncle, please do not think I am insane, but I think your cat is my boyfriend”
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Roommates wx where wwx (previously thought to be a beta) has his first heat hit in the middle of the night. In his lust addled state, he climbs into lwj’s bed, seeking the comfort of *his* alpha, and lwj wakes to wwx gulping his scent, nose to his mating gland
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Younger lwj meeting wwx as lxc’s friend… after wwx leaves lxc is like, “didi, you disliked wwx that much?” And lwj is like [shaken from his mental smashcut of him rawing wwx 30 different ways] “…what?” then lxc is like “ahhhhh I understand now… I’ll text you his number”
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teenage wwx is a latchkey kid and lqr notices, so he tells lwj to invite him over after school. wwx starts coming to their house every day, walking home with lwj. They do homework together, and sometimes wwx stays for dinner. Their love would come slow, something they grow into
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Firefighter lwj and little A-Yuan who’s going through a firefighter phase 😭 he wants to go to the firehouse every week, lwj always comes down to talk to him… at first because he got roped into it but he learned he really loves talking to A-Yuan (and seeing his hot dad…)
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Lxc sends lwj off to school and says, “have fun at school! Introduce yourself to some cute boys!” lwj says, “thank you ge, but I have no interest in dating during school” and then he meets wwx. When he comes home he asks if he /really/ needs to be 18 to be legally married
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I will never “move on” from mdzs even if I hyperfixated on something else. It will always be there in the back of my mind like a sleeper agent
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wwx, newly pregnant, waiting by the door for lwj to get home with his five positive pregnancy tests so he can tell him in person
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Obsessed with how wwx spent his whole life thinking of his relationships as the sum of what he owes but lwj doesn’t want to be owed, he doesn’t want his gratitude, he just wants to love his Wei Ying. Being loved in return is an added bonus
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wangxian on a date except wwx thinks he’s straight and that it’s a friend date :) lwj has spent the date thinking about baby names and also all of the ways he'd like to raw wwx
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Lan Wangji has taken on a babysitting job during summer vacation from university. He thought it would be good to have things to do—to be productive.
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Lwj, doing his schoolwork, minding his own business:
Lxc, sitting down next to him: Lan Zhan… I wanted you to know… that I’m an ally
Lwj: ….thank you…
Lxc: I will always support you
Lwj: alright…?
Lxc: I love you no matter what
Lwj: …I love you too…
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Dragonxian who has been mateless his entire life, who has laid countless unfertilized eggs in hopes that maybe, maybe this one would be viable. One day dragon hunters come for him, but to his luck a strong and righteous cultivator clothed in white comes to his rescue!
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A-Yuan relaxes, seems to forget that this is the Doctor’s Office Which Is Scary, and is more interested in asking lwj every Why question under the sun. Lwj answers every question patiently and to the best of his ability, up until A-Yuan asks if he can be his second dad
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lwj says “I want dinner” and he’s mostly just talking to himself; he cooks dinner 90% of the time and he’s planning to go make it
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If wwx was asked how much money he would have to be paid to have gay sex he would ask if he can choose who it is. If the asker said yes he would then say “zero dollars if it’s with Lan Zhan”
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wwx kisses A-Yuan’s little head and cheeks, so often that A-Yuan assumes when wwx is reaching for him it’s for kith! Sometimes A-Yuan is being naughty and wwx is reaching for him and A-Yuan is like “kiss?” And wwx goes “that’s not what’s happening right now” but then... *kiss*
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Obsessed with the idea of jyl bringing lwj to something as her date. She’s in a won’t they phase of her and jzx’s on and off again thing, bc he still doesn’t have his head screwed on right. Shes friends with lwj from work and thought it would be good to have some fortification
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“I don’t think we’ve had the pleasure of meeting before,” he said to the dragon with a coy smile. “You can call me anything you like.”
“Lan Wangji,” lwj replied. His gaze was cold and considering, and very unamused by wwx’s flirting.
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I can’t remember what page it’s on but I’m thinking about how wwx canonically hung out with girls in Yunmeng and speculated on lwj’s good looks before he even met him… gay
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Little a-yuan is playing in the garden when dragonji, unused to human civilization, sees him and becomes concerned that he’s been abandoned. He starts watching him while he’s outside. He learns that there is a father just inside, watching through the window, but still he returns
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wwx spots lwj from a distance and waves enthusiastically. When they make eye contact, wwx sticks his tongue out at lwj! Lwj also sticks his tongue out, totally straight faced, and this is how wwx learns that it’s pierced. He cannot stop thinking about this for the rest of the day
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Thinking about wwx cursed into cat form again… he keeps knocking over lwj’s houseplants to try to write in the soil but lwj thinks he’s just being naughty and locks him in the bathroom while he cleans it up
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Very amused by the idea of wwx flirting constantly with girls—it’s easy! fun! Low pressure!—but the instant one takes him seriously it’s like [tires screeching], blurts out “I have a boyfriend” and runs back to lwj, who loops an arm around his waist (they aren’t dating)(yet)
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Lqr: I didn’t think that the two of you would get along
Lwj: mn (tense, pained)
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Little toddler lwj hiding behind uncle’s legs from strangers... just doing a little distrustful peek... lqr tells him to say hi and he silently shakes his head and clings to him, hiding his little face
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wwx like “April fools” but it’s him wearing full Lan clothing complete with ribbon. Lwj is so gone for it that he pushes the robes up to fuck him, doesn’t even pull his own pants down all the way
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wwx and lwj with a virginity pact where they agree to have sex with each other if neither has sex with anyone by the age of 25. Except they’re both in love with each other so they never seriously date anyone else. The day lwj turns 25 he turns to wwx and asks when is good for him
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Would love a professor lwj/student wwx au that starts with wwx trying his absolute best to annoy lwj but still unaware he’s into men. He thinks the thrill of it is how serious lwj is, the fact that lwj is his teacher (it is) but it’s also the thrill of that piece finally clicking
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Enemies to lovers au where lwj is certain that wwx’s dog is peeing on his hydrangeas and he keeps making pointed comments about it, much to wwx’s confusion, because he does not have a dog. Turns out jc was bringing Fairy over while he babysat A-Yuan because A-Yuan loves Fairy
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I loveeee fic where wwx has adopted a-yuan because I truly do believe if wwx was presented with a kid with no parents he would be like “well I guess I’m a dad now”! And would happily and with love be the most caring father ever
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As a 5 am waker lwj thinks 9 am is a perfectly acceptable time to begin doing noisy chores such as vacuuming and hammering nails into walls, so naturally wwx repays the favor by doing loud porn moans and jostling his bed at midnight whilst fully dressed and looking at his phone
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Sizhui posts pictures and videos of lwj holding/petting/playing with their bunnies with his face cut out for privacy. Wwx sees the posts—doesn’t realize it’s his hs sweetheart lwj—and thirsts under them. One day lsz posts a video of lwj singing to the bunnies and that’s when
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My favorite thing about wangxian is how they can just meet and have completely feral raw sex where by the end they’re totally obsessed with each other and it’s believable
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wwx to lwj, thinking he’s straight: Lan Zhan would you blow a guy for a million dollars
lwj: what guy?
wwx: does it matter?
lwj: if it is jin zixun, then it matters
wwx: okay, what if it were me.
lwj: then yes I would
wwx: 😳 that’s pretty gay Lan Zhan
lwj: 🤨 I am gay, Wei Ying
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wwx insists he sleeps better in his roomie lwj’s bed and it’s not even a lie, but the reason he sleeps better is bc he’s sleeping on top of lwj with his legs around lwj’s hips. Lwj is not sleeping very well at all—hiding his boner from wwx is hard—but he’s not gonna COMPLAIN
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Lwj brings his coworker wwx a cup of coffee and presses it into his hands. It’s early in the morning and there are smudges under wwx’s sleepy eyes. He’s surprised, says thank you in a quiet voice and drinks his coffee. It’s exactly to his taste
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A/b/o // What if, like animals, omega’s nests weren’t always in a “good” place. Lwj returns to the Jingshi one day to find wwx huddled in the corner with literally every soft item he could find. Lwj goes, “you had made such a nice nest on the bed?” wwx is like “no. too high”
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Crowxian gathering nesting materials finding sleeping dragonji in his full dragon form. Literally what better nesting material than fur from a dragon’s mane
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Imagining if lwj was in charge of new hire wwx and he gives wwx computer training that’s meant to take 2 hours, but when he returns an hour later wwx is fiddling around in their system instead. Lwj asks, “why are you not completing your training?” And wwx is like “oh, I finished”
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wwx can’t hear you he’s too busy getting railed by his husband and also being fictional
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I just think it would be really cute if lwj demands kisses often but never with words. He has this very intent little stare he does with his lips pushed out just so and wwx laughs every time, says, “look at you, how can I not kiss you!” And smothers him with smooches
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wx family beach day where wwx falls asleep so a-yuan covers his entire body with sand. He’s giggling and going “shhh!” to lwj, who is completely silent but very amused. When wwx wakes up he goes “ah, well, I guess I live here now. I must say goodbye to my husband and son 😔”
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Hanguang-jun plucks a little thorn from one of his rabbit’s paws. He’s cleaning the wound out when wwx approaches and asks what he’s doing. Lwj turns to look at him solemnly and says, “She has an owwie.”
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lwj doesn’t get sick often but one day he wakes up with a cold. He tries to get up and go about his day, but he ends up sitting in bed holding his head while the room spins. wwx wakes up (maybe his lwj senses are tingling) and asks him what’s wrong, and he says his head hurts,
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