kyle
@kylevsthew0rld
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Joined January 2015
white claw after simply spiked lemonade debut
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Me trying to go to Brookfield Square without seeing anyone I know from high school.
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every teen girl in california is a model and every teen girl in wisconsin is a CNA.
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Wisconsin freeway construction b like: left lane closed, right shoulder closed, middle lane closed, reduced speed ahead, cha cha real smooth.
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Me:.Any white girl cutting more than 2 inches of hair off: Oops😋.
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we need a disney princess that throws her milk soaked webkinz against the wall making a loud thud.
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There goes the personalities of every single white person I know
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Some of y’all going on mission trips is so funny to me. If your mission was to have fun, swim in the ocean, and pretend you care about poor people, then mission successful I guess !.
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People say they love to drink and appreciate coffee and then go to Starbucks everyday and order an iced coffee with extra milk and caramel drizzle. No Jessica, you love sugar.
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I bet the Tinder was crazy at Hogwarts during the Triwizard Tournament.
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Lord these men you sent to provide for us are reposting Robert Pattinson’s GQ cover.
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everything everywhere all at once was the best moviegoing experience I’ve had in years
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I’m just gonna pretend I didn’t see someone with 2 DUIs post David Dobrik’s Tesla giveaway on their Instagram story. .
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Becca, I’m literally so happy I got to see THE A Boogie Wit da Hoodie last night. I LOVE his song with Tekashi69 and especially Look Back At It because I let everyone know that I have such a fat ass while drunk grinding with Tyler on a bleacher 😍.
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Wow it’s 2019 and gas stations out here DRAGGING me.
@vkylegracey maybe I'd let you know if you actually followed me.
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sun: out.window: open.hippo campus: on.summer: around the corner.yee: haw.
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the gayest sentence I’ve ever read.
Kristen Stewart is set to direct three music videos for Boygenius. (
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if there’s one thing white boys are gonna do, it’s play a game of spikeball in the park.
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one of my residents is watching gay porn at full volume right now. sir it’s 10 o’clock
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thank you dasher.thank you dancer.thank you prancer.thank you vixen.thank you comet.thank you cupid.thank you donner.thank you blitzen.most of all, thank you rudolph. thank you for being our heroes.
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these past 4 days have been some of the most difficult ones in the last year and it’s been hard to find a reason to continue. however, I’ve taken the necessary steps to remain safe and have hopefully worked out a plan for navigating these feelings in the future. it feels good +.
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remembering the time last year when a nurse at the ER diagnosed my sister with HIV later realizing it was just a poison oak rash ❤️.
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does anybody have spare slay and yass that I could borrow for tonight?.
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#PeppaPigFinale I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAW A MASS SLAUGHTER OF ANIMATED PIGS WITH THEIR WARM BLOOD SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE ON TELEVISION WHAT??????.
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me: hi-.white girl having graduation party: the•one•where•they•graduate.
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therapist said I need to love myself more so I will begin by liking my own tweets.
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“I understand that I will never understand. However, I stand” is the new “Real eyes realize real lies”.
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oh to be studying safely inside a tiny coffee shop without a mask.
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You’re lucky I still pay for your extremely overpriced noodles with shredded cheese.
@vkylegracey @kabrauno It has to actually be a pun, though. .
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Ohhhhh my god you got a 34 on the ACT? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party? should we invite bella hadid?.
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Taylor Swift and Brendon Urie released the worst song of the year and we just let them.
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The Freshman Fifteen is such a myth. I literally lost 20 pounds from walking 7 miles a day and being depressed and stressing so much all the goddamn time.
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Anyone wanna get fucking plastered for the Secret Life of Pets 2? Lmk.
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about fucking time.
I got the COVID-19 vaccine today! My wing is feeling a little sore, but it'll give my body an extra protective boost that keeps me and others healthy. Ms. @EricaRHill even said I’ve been getting vaccines since I was a little bird. I had no idea!.
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He died.
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i would just like to take this opportunity to say that despite my name being kyle, no i do not drink monster energy drinks and no i do not punch walls. i am however a disappointment to my parents so there's that.
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liking dark chocolate over milk chocolate is completely valid and any other opinions are null and void.
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certain wisconsin football team left behind over 20 full catering trays of portillo’s and I am now in possession of over 5 pounds of mostaccioli
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if i was a worm, i would simply lay out on the concrete and let the sun dry me out.
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Some of y’all never did pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars and it really shows.
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*me listening to any music while high* goddamn this is the best thing I’ve ever heard in my entire life.
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old roommate finally relinquished my signed lorde poster from his grubby hands
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