zach
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Yesterday I learned that this historic photograph was taken by a dear friend’s boyfriend and I’m now the proud owner of the Live Photo of it
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Roommates are gone for Thanksgiving which means my nunu is out everywhere
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@DylanTheeDern She’d fit in perfectly when you think about the Spotify playlists currently in existence.
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When is long distance low commitment romantically inclined oomf day.
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10 months sober I must admit just because you’re clean don’t mean you don’t miss it
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They’re the epitome of “it’s always 2 dumb bitches telling each other exactlyyyyy”
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Hate seeing a Brooklyn gay happy. Like fuck you and that ugly ass skirt.
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First and only time I’ve ever done karaoke and my friends asked me to stop singing
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Sending happy Friday! every week to my 40+ year old coworkers so they like me
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She’s not even second cousin once removed I’m crying.
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There comes a moment in everyone’s life where you turn 23 and turn auto caps back on.
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I appreciate the concern to some of those in my replies but this is a Taylor Swift lyric.
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Am I allowed to post pictures of myself on here or is that illegal now too
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Obama listening to Mitski, Big Thief, and Indigo de Souza
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I need to start muting more people what do you mean you stan Tate McRae.
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Dear boys, . DRESS LIKE THIS.
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I’m like if a pass around twitter whore was actually super asexual and celibate.
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How are you 19 and already an angry drunk like just hang it up at that point.
Noah Schnapp was kicked out of a New York City club after getting “aggressively wasted,” Page Six reports. He allegedly became angry when clubgoers wouldn’t take tequila shots with him and his entourage because he is underage.
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Have you all heard golden hour by kacey musgraves.
Ok but if Taylor and Joe have broken up love is literally fake because how could she have written so many beautiful songs about him and he turns out to not be her person.
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No one understands how much I need this.
Actors, writers and directors are collaborating on a charity auction with proceeds going towards helping crew members whose healthcare benefits are currently at risk during the strike. (Source:
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So obsessed with being on my phone like omg this is the best thing ever.
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Eat her pussy 👀.
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They’re just making up magazines at this point.
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Yall made that up just now.
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Girl are you sure.
✌️days til THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT.
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Coworkers earnestly talking about how much they love grumpy cat during teams meeting
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Lord never let me get swiftie brain rot as severe as this.
Sent my daughter to school with this excuse note for tomorrow. Taylor Swift in 1 day!!!!!!!! 😁😱🤯🤩🤪☺️.@taylornation13 @taylorswift13.#taylornation #NashvilleTSTheErasTour
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Do radicalized bisexual assassins exist like can u imagine walking out of your Marriott hotel and the first thing they do is shoot you 3 times in the back while saying “ok so here’s the revolutionary tea sis” with a hung smile and a backpack of Monopoly money I suddenly want to.
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@raeromt I ate all I could. And then waved a white flag and walked out of the restaurant defeatedly.
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Chappell Roan and Noah Kahan don’t make the same music but they do have the same annoying and corny vibe. I wish they’d both stop making music.
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Me when I give a fuck.
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Oomf flying from Texas to Chicago tomorrow just to see Anora on 35mm
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Calabrian honey buffalo sauce + spicy buttermilk brined fried chicken breast + dill pickles I made earlier today
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“Oh I’m a consultant” you have failed your family your mother is not proud of you and you will amount to nothing.
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Consumed the ramen that gives you food poisoning last night and this is what my insides feel like
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