Kyle Bandujo (pre-order my book)
@kylebandujo
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Author of “MOVIES WITH BALLS.” Host of @Big_ScreenSport & ‘From Phenom to the Farm’. Bylines: @TexasMonthly , @baseballamerica , @mySA , @Buzzfeed . Go Twins.
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SOME NEWS: I wrote a book!
“MOVIES WITH BALLS: The Greatest Sports Movies of All Time, Analyzed and Illustrated” - pubs 9/24
Me and
@rckbryson
, with help from various experts, break down why we love 26 of our favorite sports movies.
Pre-order here:
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Does PNC Park have the best backdrop in sports?
What are the other contenders?
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Blake Snell in every start for the rest of his career
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The worst contract in MLB history is the one that paid Mike Trout $492,500 for a 10.5 bWAR season.
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Chase Daniel calling Brian Hoyer with the news
The NFL has passed the third QB rule..
A team can now dress a third QB without using an active roster spot
#PMSLive
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He’s gonna take one bite of that sandwich with french fries to try to bond with the community and it’s gonna hit him like a cheesy gordita crunch hitting a Victorian child
Nine-time Pro-Bowl QB and former Super-Bowl champ Russell Wilson plans to sign with the Pittsburgh Steelers, per league sources. Wilson will sign a team-friendly, one-year deal in which the Broncos will wind up paying $38 million of his salary while Wilson wears the black and
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Pete Davidson seeing this news
Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde have broken up after nearly 2 years together, People reports.
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In this finale of
#TheBachelorette
we stand in the presence of Tyler of the House Cameron, first of his name. Respecter of women, King of the Bachelor Mansion, the Shredded, Khal of Bachelor Nation.
and fucking Jed.
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Losing Keystone Ice is like losing a family member who you love dearly but also who has tried to stab you on multiple occasions.
According to Molson Coors, RIP to the following brands: Milwaukee’s Best Premium Mickey's Fine Malt Liquor Henry Weinhard’s Private Reserve, Keystone Ice, Hamm’s Special Light, Keylightful, Icehouse Edge, Magnum, Miller High Life Light, Steel Reserve 211 and Olde English HG 8000.
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Trust me when I say that sometimes answering your DMs works out really well.
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Papa John sounds like he’s been eating nothing but cigarettes since his ouster
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The Confederate States of America
In your opinion, which fan base’s trash talk is the farthest from their actual accomplishments as a program? There are some delusional fan bases out there. Which takes the cake?
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Torn between my love for Twitter and my love of Elon Musk losing $44b
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Favorite Walz reaction so far is Ben Shapiro trying to insult him by referencing one of the funniest SNL skits of all time and the right wing troll who doesn’t live in America not getting the reference
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This Obama appearance on Peyton and Eli is going to make all the republicans who said they were going to stop watching the NFL say that they’re going to stop watching the NFL
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Bachelor parties the first night vs the last night
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Annaliese on the 47th season of
#BachelorInParadise
talking about the great connection she has with the loneliest guy right before the rose ceremony
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Chipper Jones broke out his favorite “groomsman at a West Texas wedding” outfit for the Braves hype video
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@bwags
@TheBigPic
Oppenheimer brunch me and who
(because my wife absolutely won’t go with me)
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Tomorrow at my son’s school they’re doing “crazy hair day.”
We bought some blue hairspray, but apparently it wasn’t enough. While I was downstairs making dinner, my son went upstairs with his “safety scissors”
Ladies & gentleman, we’ve got an oops:
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“the halftime show was too political”
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Me enjoying meatloaf for dinner tonight
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Kyler Murray leaving the stadium at halftime to report to Spring Training early
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@alex_kirshner
I definitely wasn't admonished and embarrassed by my coach for saying "Jesus Christ" after getting sack tapped on the bus.
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As opposed to graduating and selling real estate in Austin?
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My 6 year old asked if we root for Patrick Reed
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ESPN when a draft pick doesn’t have a dead relative to discuss
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Me hyping my kid up to be a savage during his Easter Egg Hunt
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Keith Law digging up this guys Bitcoin tweet up from 9 months prior to dunk on his bad advice is 80-grade petty and I absolutely love it.
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I'm sure this won't lead to an increase in white vigilantes who fetishize guns killing people and calling it self-defense.
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Texas fans explaining that while their season was disappointing they played LSU tough and therefore are still kinda back
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Just want to take this time to thank anyone who has followed my writing over at
@PostGradProblem
for the last four years. Really enjoyed it.
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@edsbs
Would’ve been a great time to ad lib “doesn’t seem to matter what I do, btw we’re finally making Nice Guys 2”
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@mikegolicjr
The All Star Game should be replaced with Inside the NBA crew playing a game of Monopoly with real money
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*whispers*
you’re all way too old to be getting hammered for St Patrick’s Day
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Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a Republican from Georgia, holds her smart phone with former US President Donald Trump on the line, as Rep. Matt Rosendale, a Republican from Montana, waves it off during a meeting of the 118th Congress in the House Chamber on Friday.
#SpeakerVote
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If "The Big Short" is ever on TV and you want to jump in and watch but missed the first hour, just read this sentence and you're caught up.
Millennials want to buy homes, but many don’t have savings. These lenders say that’s no problem.
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Trusting Floridians to make good decisions is a wild concept.
FL Governor refrains from mask mandate, will 'trust people to make good decisions.'
@miguelmarquez
reports
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We’ve got one great movie, one good movie, two meh movies, and one super shitty movie that tells us that this is a terrible idea.
Scientists Say They Can Recreate Living Dinosaurs Within the Next 5 Years
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by
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http://t.co/4vk36Xa13Y
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Watching Peter lose a competition he deserves is like election night all over again
#TheBachlorette
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My child, who refuses to eat foods such as grilled cheese, cheeseburgers, & breakfast tacos, just dropped a green bean in his milk, took a sip and said “wow that tastes pretty good”
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All these blurry firework snapchats are awesome, keep them coming guys, everyone loves them
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I endorse this message.
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He deserves a Nobel Peace Prize
Jim Parsons was the one who pulled the plug on The Big Bang Theory, apparently
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Imagine thinking that we're gonna make it to the year 2031.
Chiefs and QB Patrick Mahomes have reached agreement on a 10-year -- 10-year! -- contract extension that ties him to Kansas City through the 2031 season, league sources tell ESPN.
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@KylePorterCBS
Definitely takes the sting out of being at a Masters without Talor Gooch in the field
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Me when I finally get the notification that Jason Garrett & Scott Linehan have been fired
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@joe_sheehan
Seems like a weird hill to chastise people on.
Is the league obligated to fix it? No, but the current model asks a fans to incur a pretty steep charge for a service that’s becoming outdated if all they want to do is see their local team. Frustration is understandable.
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Regret to announce that despite there being over 1.5 years until my wedding, my fiancée has already expressed her wishes for me to never again say "my wife" in Borat voice
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No one wants to talk about how big a problem steroids are in the Disney universe
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Ted Cruz now looks like Wolverine had sex with a meatloaf
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My kid: dad my water bottle is leaking
Me: no that’s just condensation
MK: why does condensation happen
Me:...
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@edsbs
You know, he didn’t deny that he himself had something to do with 9/11. Makes you think.
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Bronny watching LeBron take all his minutes
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When you’ve been sitting in front of your laptop writing for two hours and you check your word count and you’re sitting at 217.
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Imagine being the kind of shithead that spends $85 on sushi but then gets mad over spending >$2 so the guy who prepared his food with his hands can see a doctor
The food was good tonight, so I don’t mind paying for the health insurance for the guy who made my sushi. Wait, what.
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HER SISTER WAS A WITCH, RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS *HER* SISTER? A PRINCESS: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO.
YOU’RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND TELL ME THAT I’M WRONG?! AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG. GROW UP, BRO.
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ours too fam
Eric Trump: My father's life became "exponentially worse" when he decided to run for president
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3 years ago
@BuzzFeed
ran a piece I really enjoyed writing.
A few weeks later my now-fiancé DM’d me to let me know she enjoyed it.
A random dude also DM’d me his bare ass, so it was a real mixed bag reaction-wise.
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Don’t want to overreact to the first two episodes of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel but Tony Shalhoub deserves the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his performance this season.
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Her: come over
Me: I can’t, it’s Wednesday rest day and I’m doing a 24 hour fast to honor my ancestors.
Her: I’m about to start a simulated successful hunt
Me:
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Kawhi gonna celebrate by going into the locker room and playing solitaire on his phone
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When it’s your kid’s last day of school and he asks “Is this your last day of work?”
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Can’t believe that after 20+ years of not being a good person Brett Favre continued to not be a good person.
Brett Favre: Will the media find out that we're using welfare funds intended to help the poorest residents of America's poorest state to build a volleyball center?
Nancy New: Nah. Oh yeah, the governor is fully on board!
@ayewolfe
five years later:
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The first episode of From Phenom to the Farm, presented by
@BaseballAmerica
, is live.
I was really fortunate to be joined by
@EOF34
, who was an open book sharing the story of his career from HS to The Show.
Check it out wherever you get your podcasts!
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Hey
@Arbys
just in case you were worried your slogan wasn’t hitting home, here’s my kid lying in bed saying “Arby’s we have the meats” on repeat
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I was really skeptical about MLB actually providing proper housing to minor leaguers, but all the pictures players are sharing so far proves that they’ve actually gone above and beyond expectations.
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Can confirm: getting the first copy of your first book feels great.
If you’re a podcaster/writer/creator/own a large bullhorn and would be willing to have me on your platform to chop it up on sports movies and promote this thing, I’d be very grateful.
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Gonna take my spork to the old town road
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This drunk dad in my defensive driving video is absolutely crushing it
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One year ago I bent the knee and shouted out DM slides everywhere.
Trust me when I say that sometimes answering your DMs works out really well.
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One thing they don't prepare you for about having a dog is when you're home alone with them how often you'll sing songs to them but replace some of the lyrics with their name.
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@DCheverere
@kayhaby
You look like you’re about to ask Liam Neeson’s daughter if she wants to share a cab from the airport
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@keithlaw
@KGorman_Trib
Keith, you should know that the proper response to someone having fun is to maim them with a baseball.
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