Total Sorority Move
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Joined June 2010
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When you and the squad roll up to your standards meeting.
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Venmo is my favorite social media, because I love to try and guess what illegal activity "you know" is referring to.
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Bella: I think I might wear fishnets tonight. Gigi: Oooh, with what?. Bella: What do you mean with what?
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I'm assuming I'll be a great mom. My little turned out fine. TSM.
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If someone loves you half as much as Drake loves Rihanna, you're alright.
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Don't cry because it's over. Smile bc he was tall and in a good fraternity, and he'll probably text you again at 2:34am this Saturday. #TSM.
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You: all sorority girls do is party and hook up with frat guys. Me, an intellectual: *top tier frat guys.
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Constantly having to switch between the English, Emoji, and Greek keyboards on your iPhone. #TSM.
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It's lunch time and I can't decide if I should get a salad or seven margaritas.
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Singing very aggressively to Blank Space for someone who has a nonexistent list of ex-lovers. #TSM.
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The struggle you feel when a TSM post pertains to you perfectly, but you can't share it without being called to standards. #TSM.
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Knowing it's a bad idea to text him, but continuing to ask your friends about it until you find someone who says yes. #TSM.
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“I’m over it,” either meaning “I’m not even a little bit over it” or “You’re dead to me” with no in between. #TSM.
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No means no. Unless I said no to going out, in which case, just start doing shots around me and I'll change my mind. #TSM.
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I love America, but I also love Cristiano Ronaldo, so today is hard.
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My relationships are a lot like Brita pitchers: usually empty and it seems like I'm the only one putting anything into it.
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Put your phone down and don't text him, ya dumb slut.
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Spending half an hour stalking your own social media because you just find yourself that hilarious. #TSTC.
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Knowing you're over him when you stop checking to see if he watched your Snapchat story. #TSM.
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You think guys ever ask their friends what they should say back to us?.
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The only man a girl should ever wait for is the bartender that's serving her wine. He's a busy man. #TSM.
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If you have to ask whether you should text him, you probably shouldn't, and you probably will. #TSM.
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My sorority just changed a bylaw because of me, so you can say I'm living my best life and also my worst life.
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Me, shocking everyone when the “crazy” conclusions I jump to are right on.
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Pretending not to know his name when you actually know the names of his dog, mother, and last three girlfriends. #TSTC.
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Don't you ever let someone treat you like a yellow Starburst. You are a pink Starburst. #TSM.
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