"fic writers have a responsibility to their readers tho"
no we don't you ugly bitch. we write because we like writing but it's not a responsibility. real life is stressful enough, let us have some fun without worrying about anything else.
wwx: so lan zhan, what's your type?
lwj: black hair, shameless, dumb, likes drinking wine and is talented.
wwx: haha, that sounds like me! too bad i'm not a girl.
lwj: did i say dumb?
wwx: yes?
lwj: okay, just making sure.
happy banana fish anniversary! time really flies, i can't believe it's been one year since ash and eiji left everything behind to move to japan and live their best lives! it's really good to know they will happily be together forever. 💛💙
yiling laozu a.k.a "owner of a huge harem" a.k.a "womanizer" wei wuxian showing cultivation world how many people he has slept with before marrying hanguang-jun
ash: *carrying all the groceries on both arms*
eiji: *reaches out to help*
ash: *switches all groceries to one arm to hold eiji's hand*
eiji: that's not what i-- alright fine
wei ying, before his first date with lan zhan: shijie... i need your wisdom.
jiang yanli, gently holding his face: be a slut, a-xian. do whatever you want.
appreciation tweet for extremely talented yuuma uchida!! i adored the work he's done as ash lynx and now i also adore him as kyo sohma and ritsuka uenoyama. he's such a gifted voice actor.
remember when ash was bragging about his cute crush's pole vaulting abilities but then he immediately went into Concerned Boyfriend zone when eiji said he can't jump anymore 🥺😭
yoshida: ash died
mappa: so anyways did you guys know ash and eiji are officially BOYFRIENDS now :) haha yeah they made it to japan and currently travelling all over the country :) all is good :)
eiji: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. what should i do?
shorter: punch him in the stomach. then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
sing: kick him in the shin.
yut-lung: dump him.
ash: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
i'll never get over how ash lynx roasted the love of his life during their first encounter like chill man that's your soulmate no need to do him dirty like this
it's eiji okumura loving hours. this poor boy came to new york because he merely wanted to distract himself since he was suffering from depression because of his injury and instead found himself in an extremely dangerous situation. and he STILL faced it bravely. we love you eiji.
lwj: wei ying, come to gusu with me.
wwx: hey! i’m so glad that you reached out. i’m actually at capacity, dealing with some personal stuff right now [see: demonic cultivation] and i don’t think i can hold appropriate space for you. could we connect [later date or
ash: it's hard to believe you're older than me considering you're so TINY :) are you even allowed to drink?? you're such a BABY eiji
literally anyone else: *teases eiji a little bit*
ash:
eiji: i think a mosquito bit me last night, it hurts really bad :(
ash: don't be such a baby eiji
ash, staying up late that night with a gun in his hand while eiji sleeps: come and dare to mess with my baby now motherfuckers
ash's gang having a collective breakdown because this new weird boy seriously slapped the boss awake?? and the boss didn't even raise his voice at him??
eiji: did you tell anybody we’re engaged?
ash: yes, eiji, i have no self control and i told the whole gang we’re engaged.
eiji: okay, no need to be sarcastic...
ash: no, seriously, i have no self control and i told the whole gang we’re engaged.
“If you don't know how to live anymore, then live for me. I have no answer to the question you asked. However, if you don't know the meaning to your life, then make me that meaning and use me as the reason to live."
ash, staring deep into eiji's eyes with love: you're the love of my life, you're the light to my darkness, you're my soulmate... i would do anything for you
eiji: say natto tastes good
ash, kissing eiji's hair: i would do almost anything for you
"you told me once about a leopard you read in a book. how you believed that leopard knew that it couldn't go back.
and i said you weren't a leopard, that you could change your destiny. you're not alone. i'm by your side. my soul is always with you."
ash: babe can you imagine if i went back to the library instead of a hospital the day i was stabbed by that ugly bitch lao? haha i think it'd be really dumb.
eiji: aslan it's four in the morning please stop saying crazy stuff like this and keep cuddling me
real talk tho it's totally ok for fic writers to take a long hiatus if they need it. i never understand it when some people send fic writers hate for abandoning their works. no one's obliged to continue writing a fic if they can't/don't want anymore. 🤷♀️
ash: who's the good boy?? who's the good boy, buddy??? yes, you a-
buddy: you are, ash. you suffered so much and yet you always remained as a good person. i'm so happy you finally got your happy ending with eiji.
ash, in tears: thank you so m-
ash:
ash: wait