*~me assisting in a salpingectomy for an ectopic pregnancy~*
Attending: “ok so what does the tube look like to you??”
Me: “ok I really hope u get this reference but do u remember the Alaskan bull worm from SpongeBob???”
Y am I like this??????????
after so many reviews
so many notes
so many Anki cards
so many sketchy videos
life on the line
could not tell u a single thing about any biochemical pathway on step 1
is it just me or does everyone else feel like when they’re reviewing Uworld questions that u literally had zero brain when u were answering the question or?????????
psa to all future fourth yr med students, pls for the love of god save at least 10k for moving after graduation so ur not miserable and poor like myself
*~realizing I forgot my coffee at my house after getting 4 hrs of sleep last night*~
when I tell the JOY I had getting a text from attending asking for my Starbucks order I’m literally about to cry
v happy to say my pet project of a simulated mass casualty incident was a success!! 2 full operating OR’s, 2 ER’s, and over 30+ simulated patients today
@RockyVistaU
!! Thank you to everyone who made this come to life!!!
what do I do w all this free time??? Do I learn how to knit??? Do I go run a marathon??? Do I learn TikTok dances???? The possibilities are *~endless~*
nothing rly sums up ur late 20’s than having the next day off so you get to “stay up later” n u accomplish this simply by eating Indian takeout in bed at 10PM
PI: “so how is the paper going?”
*~me knowing I haven’t worked on it in weeks~*
“Going great! Will be working on this weekend but will send you an update on Sunday!”
*~frantically cranks out 5 additional pages in 2 hrs~*
is anyone else the same where they need literally 37277294 things going on at once to be productive or they turn into an absolute pile of garbage
the simple need of chaos for productivity 🥴
3 yrs ago today my Snapchat reminded me I took the MCAT with my post-MCAT adventures in Baltimore that evening and all I can say is wow i simply can not wait for post-boards adventures
making myself a current promise that if I am ever a preceptor to students I will not make them come in that day if I have less than 5 pts on the schedule split between hours of time 🥲