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@kvdejaa
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Will never miss a chance to argue!
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3 years
one sec mommy has to talk to herself on the tl
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@kvdejaa
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5 months
just found out that islamically you are supposed to be rude and mean to non mehrams because men can be janwars and take basic human kindness for obsessive affection. So slay
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3 years
what was in that second dose bro, everyone either getting married or engaged
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2 years
“Support local coffee shops!” and they all close at 4 pm.
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2 years
Babe why r u calling an Uber it’s just a 45 minute walk
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@kvdejaa
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3 years
The drive to the airport on your last night in Pakistan is literally the top worst feelings ever
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2 years
thanks Pfizer
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5 months
@subhan3w hey so when I said non mehram what part of that did u not understand
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@kvdejaa
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2 years
Stubborn father and daughter duo gotta be my fave genre of trauma
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5 months
ok obvs I didn’t mean be a bitch but looking at the men of our times……
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@kvdejaa
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2 years
Anyone who says Punjabi is an aggressive language should listen to sartaaj
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3 years
She’s so precious I can’t 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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2 years
i thought the pakistani punjabis adding meat to every meal was a joke...but its rlly not funny anymore. WHAT EVEN IS TINDEY GOSHT AND PINDI GOSHT????
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3 years
Getting rishtas from aunties with ugly sons lowkey hurts
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@levantineyye @kvdejaa Reference: Surah Al-Ahzaab verse 32 not necessarily "rude", just an assertive/dominant tone
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3 years
ontario please stop it
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5 months
@subhan3w how much did u pay for that fake degree quick
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3 months
pakis ate with lawn suits because what else are u supposed to wear in this heat
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3 years
🅿️unjabi bol menu angreji nai aundi
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5 months
fading mehndi makes me want to peel off my skin with a sharp razor
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6 months
wore a plain brown tote bag around my family and they all started asking me what time im off my shift as the postman of the pind
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5 months
@subhan3w next time actually open those books
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@kvdejaa
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4 years
I have brown parents :)
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4 years
bro shes about to get her fifth piercing just text her back pls
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@kvdejaa
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3 years
please keep Ravi Singh in your prayers, for a man thats done so much for others its the least we can do for him in return
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4 years
"aw dont be sad"
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@kvdejaa
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2 years
How am I supposed to side with u when I can’t even get my first meal of the day there
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@kvdejaa
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2 years
When you’re trying to plan a date but he hasn’t gotten approval from his group leader yet😔
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3 years
as a man why do you wear glasses? what do you need to see that badly?
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2 years
nani was so right when she said ik chup te sau sukh
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3 years
please also remember that the farmers are still out protesting! they are still living, eating, and sleeping on the roads fighting for their rights, for the past 6 months. #FarmersProtest
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2 years
Brown daughter with henna page or brown son with barber shop in ur garage
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1 year
best part about Ramadan is being able to say FI RAMADAN?? to Anythjng and everything
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3 years
I don’t want to see any of my girls retweeting this, I’ve seen ur men and I don’t think u have anything to worry about
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talking to a fine nigga will drive u crazy. somebody tweet “my nigga so sexy” and all of a sudden u agitated
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3 years
Whys he always walking around with the entire apple ecosystem tho
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HE'S JUST LIKE ME FRRRRRR
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6 months
why’d Omar Suleiman say we might not find our soulmates in this duniya….. I thought we were made in pairs ahaha
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5 months
Pakistanis will be questioned for giving clout to ppl like zaid Ali
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25 days
@raiderrrnationn the night should’ve been enough
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4 years
real desi kids grew up having jadoo tv
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4 years
I'm a simple girl, I get sad and I go to sleep
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4 years
this could've been prevented if we just ignored him the first time smh
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1 year
How it feels being the first person from the group to go home
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3 years
"stop crying its just a movie" the movie:
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I will lower the exposure on my own professional wedding pics idgaf
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3 years
stop using Palestine for clout. spread awareness but please have the correct intention as well. this is much bigger than getting a few rts and likes
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5 months
@tdotwania All I can say is Allahu Akbar☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼
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3 years
I love being busy to the point where u don’t even have time to make scenarios before bed because ur so tired
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2 years
Amber heard and reham khan have the same kaleni energy
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@kvdejaa
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11 months
This what Karachi ppl be spitting out after paan
@NoaMagid
נועה מגיד | Noa magid
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You ask yourself what does evil look like? Then you arrive at the scene and realize what the Hamas-ISIS terrorists did to the kibbutz in the Gaza Strip.
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2 years
Why lmao
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found out that I girl I talked to exactly 4 times in my life is mad that I didn’t invite her to my nikkah…..
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1 year
2024 is my year fr🙏🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼☝🏼 (if not then it’s my last)
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4 years
fattest in the room
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Travis Scott's collaboration with McDonald's has been confirmed:
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2 years
“wese aapas ki baat hai” and it’s the most vile thing you’ve ever heard
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I love carrying little snacks and handing them out to my friends during class it’s like feeding little stray rats
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10 months
forever praying on the downfall of the pakistani govt
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Your Namak (Salt) was enough. Thanks everyone. An Afghan student says goodbye to his classmates.
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4 years
vibes: unmatched
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Song: Sanu Ik Pal Chain Na Aave Artist: Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan
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@aamnachuphojao Omg its a desi thing?? I thought it was mandatory
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3 years
I see a man with messy hair and a decent fit and I lose all common sense
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@moses_944 So close! I think that’s just a you problem, pls reevaluate your physical demeanour. Hope this helps!
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@bbreezybeasy "what is my baby"😭
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me explaining the 'family matter' to my teacher the day my assignment is due
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I am so bored. Not going to do any of my assignments or catch up on my lectures but yes.
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Indian paparazzi calling nick jonas nickwaa sends me everytime 😭😭
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2 years
What is the thought process behind putting your height in your bio
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3 years
My paki brain will never be able to read PSL as pumpkin spice latte
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@maarlomujhay u don’t want a sabr crew neck for 80$???
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2 years
@paglicounselor NO WAY THIS IS REAL
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6 months
damn he fr not gonna “happy leap day” his way back into my life lolz
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2 years
someone’s ugky kid dropped butter chicken all over me 🙂🙂🙂🙂
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“Indeed it is not the eyes that are blind, but the hearts” Quran 22:46
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Thinking
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HE IS NOT THE LOVE OF UR LIFE HE IS LITERALLY JUST A GUY HIT HIM WITH UR CAR!!!
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No more talking stages, make me a playlist and I’ll let you know when to send your parents over
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something so attractive about ugly men that are funny
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yall be like "😋😋" and "🤤🤤" because yall cant spell deliseeus smh
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ontario government do your job properly challenge lol
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Y’all can’t beat Canadian doctors at ghosting, they on some next level
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date someone that will reply to your texts🥺🥺😩
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inshallah his dad checks his browser history
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3 years
came across this picture of my great grandfather in a rally during the partition in 1947, can't help but admire his passion 😍🥺
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texting the most outrageous horrendous and disgustingly down bad statement ever and following it with a “sorry” so it cancels out
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Ik someone priv qt this with “this bitch got nothing but Pakistan to tweet about” 🤣
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if u go to york u keep that shit to yourself no reason to put it in ur bio
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inshallah he loses the three hairs on his face that he calls a beard
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mornings in the pind >>
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Pakistani uncles drink chai three times along with mithai after eating a whole dawat and then blame their potbelly on undiagnosed thyroid
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this is what it feels like notifying someone on dnd
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lord the men you put on this earth to build houses are simping for james charles
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hear my out I mean me
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I’m gonna say my two cents in a family gathering even if they all gang up on me after
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“Wish I could live in the pind forever😩” - mf that went to a field once for a picture
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give it a rest already
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It’s always you
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"your password is weak" wait till you see my motivation to live aha
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I haven’t studied for a single minute in this setting
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uni life
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Told someone I’m pakistani punjabi today and they asked “so how does that work”😃😃😃
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