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📍 sf 💼 marketing @grammarly | @umterps + @berkeleyhaas alum | ✍️ writing, tech, tacos, hoops and serendipity | #DifferentHere

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@kushaanshah
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2 years
Found a Linkedin viral post generator and it's already my favorite part of the week lol
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2 years
Starting a new thread of some favorite viral tweets so I don’t lose them
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@kushaanshah
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7 years
Powerful sign at the King Emmanuel Baptist Church in Adams Morgan. #SundayMorning
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2 years
Damn, my fortune cookie really cut deep today 😢
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@kushaanshah
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7 years
RAY LEWIS: "Colin Kaepernick can't be both an athlete and an activist." MUHAMMAD ALI:
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@kushaanshah
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2 years
Credit to @TomVanilla for building this 💪
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@LegionHoops @iankar_ "ThAT DoEsNt ExCuSe HiM FrOm DoInG HiS JoB!"
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@kushaanshah
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The worst part of adulthood is when you stop seeing "She sells sea shells by the sea shore" as a cute tongue twister and start to see it more as a lesson about an entrepreneur who fails to understand localized market economics
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
Love how @steak_umm decides to just wake up and give people the business lol
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@kushaanshah
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9 years
Innocent boy spends months as an indentured laborer due to incompetence of our legal system. #RenameAFilmLiterally http://t.co/YeiCDtg6mI
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@kushaanshah
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4 years
Reminded of this quote from Warren on not getting the nomination 🔥
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@kushaanshah
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2 years
CEO of bookmarking random marketing threads, using none of them in my day job since everything moves so fast and the problems end up being so anecdotal that little of the advice matters, and then bookmarking more anyway
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
Been a long time since I’ve had first day jitters but super excited to share some news: I’ve joined the marketing team at @Grammarly !
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@kushaanshah
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2 years
15 years ago, I was 4'7". Today I'm 5'7". Here's how I did it, a 🧵
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@kushaanshah
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7 years
There is no level of disrespect worse than Eagles fans taking the "SKOL" chant and turning it into a "Foles" chant
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4 years
Today years old when I learned that you could send Amazon boxes filled with donations to Goodwill for free 😦
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
You ever wonder why the sounds you hear from Netflix and HBO starting up are cemented in your head? It's all part of a fun phenomenon of sound called sonic branding. I wrote all about sonic branding, why it matters and some musings on its future 🎶
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@kushaanshah
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2 years
@tinnkky Replies in a nutshell
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Ticketmaster ops team seeing the beyonce tour announced
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@elizabethjdias Who would you rather have on the floor of the Senate?
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2 years
Playing the independent version of Wordle vs. NYT Wordle
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5 years
@likaluca @doliver8 “Passion is never enough; neither is skill. But try. Forget your name in the street; tell us what the world has been to you in the dark places and in the light. Don't tell us what to believe, what to fear. Show us belief’s wide skirt and the stitch that unravels fear's caul.”
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@kushaanshah
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Might be one of the coolest onboarding tricks I've seen recently - do different tasks for a product onboarding to add days to your free trial 🤔
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@kushaanshah
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Villains of Love is Blind season 4: - Bliss’ dad - Irina - Shelby - Netflix infrastructure
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7 years
#Ham4All : 'Right Hand Man' on Jay Z's 'Heart of the City' to aid immigrants: @ChrisisSingin @slesin @Lin_Manuel
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No rest for marketing teams 😤
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7 years
Hidden gem on Netflix is @TheIndianDet - great performances by Russell Peters/Anupam Kher and brilliant storylines. Romantic comedy meets crime drama 🕵🏽‍♂️
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1 year
Me when the Succession theme song hits tonight
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8 years
Dak Prescott to Tony Romo. #CowboysNation
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@pattimmons_ Will sometimes intentionally abandon online carts just to see how good a company’s re-engagement strategy is 😂
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3 years
This one hurt my soul 🥲
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2 years
@mkobach Premise of this meme lol
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@OldTakesExposed They're coming for you next @OldTakesExposed
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@jhaubner2 @KendraJames_ Lol literally this. and also every voice in “One Day More” 😂
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7 years
When Gilly reads out one of the biggest revelations in the show but gets ignored. #GameOfThrones
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@kushaanshah
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9 years
Racism isn't born. It's taught. #CharlestonShooting http://t.co/DUsMoI7xEF
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@SeanEcom Much closer to this imo. Not sure anybody is nervous about staying in the Embarcadero Four Seasons lol
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4 years
@baeenelle @jaboukie "He said, whoever has the youth has the future. Fill your children’s minds with what is true and right and noble, and then they can overcome evil with good because they can actually discern between what is evil and what is good.” The context is still terrible lol
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He'll tweet while you are sleeping He'll tweet when you're awake He'll tweet when things are bad or good He'll tweet until things break #AddTrumpRuinAnXmasSong
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
Simu Liu’s Deloitte to Marvel run might honestly be the best big firm to celebrity run since John Legend leaving BCG
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8 years
John Legend wins Twitter. #TrumpRally
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Thinking about how owls might be one of the most historically overrated marketing channels. Hogwarts sent Harry 150 letters and he opened none of them. Abysmal conversion rates. Patently negative ROI. Blowing up their CAC for no damn reason smh
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Current favorite email newsletters ✉️ - Medley ( @nateliason ) - Brainfood ( @farnamstreet ) - Granted ( @AdamMGrant ) - Five Ideas ( @AspenInstitute ) - One Thing ( @dcancel ) - Five Bullet Friday ( @tferriss ) - Product Habits ( @hnshah ) - @saas_hacker - Essays from @andrewchen - @theskimm
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@likaluca @doliver8 From the same speech: “Make up a story. Narrative is radical, creating us at the very moment it is being created. We will not blame you if your reach exceeds your grasp; if love so ignites your words they go down in flames and nothing is left but their scald.”
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“I mean it’s one blue check, Michael. What could it cost, 20 dollars?”
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@kushaanshah
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Best way to ring in the New Year 💍
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My only formal opinion on the Academy Awards is that we riot if this isn’t the year Lin-Manuel Miranda gets his EGOT, tysm
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@celtics Sending extra prayers for Jrue Holiday 🥺
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@TrophyMentality @statmuse And? It’s a regular season award?
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In personal news , beyond excited to share that I’ll be starting a new life chapter with the PT MBA program at Berkeley’s Haas School of Business this Fall! 🐻🎉
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@kushaanshah
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This is a @dinoman_j stan account 🦖🦕
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The millennial urge to comment “Congrats! They’re so lucky to have you!” on the Linkedin post of someone you watched black out two weeks ago
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
Honestly so excited to see half of you become CMOs in a few years and change nothing about your Twitter personalities lol. We're about to see a generation of C-Suite tweeting shitty puns and fan cams and I'm here for all of it 🥲
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@kushaanshah
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8 years
For those accustomed to privilege, equality feels like oppression. #WomensMarch
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I'm planning a 'Men's March' to protest at the creeping global emasculation of my gender by rabid feminists. Who's with me?
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Doing 'My Shot' on beat for Eminem's 'Lose Yourself' to support immigrants @Lin_Manuel @DaveedDiggs @slesin #Ham4All
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@TheHoopCentral @KawhisGoats Tried to sneak Ant in here
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@kushaanshah
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3 years
He really said Courtside Karen, I’m crying 😭
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Courtside Karen was MAD MAD!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Nothing starts with "N" and ends with "G". Prove me wrong.
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@celtics RIP Legend 🙏
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"I watched the Boston Massacre happen. I watched as thousands of colonists were cheering. Saw it with my own eyes." #1776Trump
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Life comes at you fast
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@AGoldRedshield @dlbags @jga41agher Dying at Siobhan being turned to Schiavone 😂
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@heyalexfriedman Aww I really like this - I work in tech and my partner is a therapist and we're both so endlessly fascinated by each other's jobs slash recognize how hard they are since it's a foreign domain. Definitely like the balance :)
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@aniiyengar Epic rap battles kinda ate with this
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@darlinginmyway @ThatChristinaG Can’t normalize this part though 😭
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This is the heartbreak I did not expect this morning 💔
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@Rahuligma My friend Ben Dover is hiring a new engineer for his stealth startup. Hugh Jass is one of the investers. DMs open.
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For anyone in marketing looking for a revelatory doc, the Abercrombie downfall on Netflix is a good watch. Fascinating to look at things traditionally celebrated in brand building (associations, scarcity, seeding aspiration) and how it all blew up 👀🍿
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If a marketer sees their shadow tomorrow, there will be six more weeks of Temu ads
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WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.
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Sitting in the Lyft minding my own business and this dog just popped up out of the passenger seat ready to fight 😂
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- rupi kaur
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those who attack space maybe don’t realize that space represents hope for so many people
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Is anyone just bamboozled by the Facebook notification system these days? Feel like I’m getting friend updates I never subscribed to, page updates for pages I haven’t engaged with in months, nothing actually related to site activity. Complete chaos 😵‍💫
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Has anyone else gotten hooked on a rotation of like ten outfits max? Lol quarantine really has me wearing like the same comfy shirt once a week 😭
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ME: "When you've worked in marketing for a while, you can't get easily influenced by the ads. You start to notice tricks. You know what their end goal is." ALSO ME: *Inexplicably on the Kith website after five seconds of seeing a Steve Buschemi fashion ad*
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I frequently think about this great answer from @JohnArnoldFndtn on the importance of parsing advice. (Source: Tribe of Mentors, @tferriss )
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*Getting ready to sleep in on a holiday without an alarm* Body clock:
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1. Have no idea, wanted to be taller.
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When I talk about wanting to be a fly in the wall in ad campaign brainstorm discussions, it’s for stuff like this 😂
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Paul Rudd reacts to being named sexiest man alive 😂
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