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here's what happens to your TL when you follow me http://t.co/LjDuVklmTL
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come on
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yoko taro: a lot of what's written on my english wikipedia page is wrong google translate: i wrote my english wikipedia page everyone in the replies: wow, good to hear that everything on the wikipedia page is now correct because he wrote it himself
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英語の wikipedia に自分の事が書いてあるんだけど、色々間違ってて面白いな。日本語版も多少誤りがあるんだけど、英語版の方が多いのも興味深い。
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you: duhhhh the mapo scene is bad because its a meme nasu (an intellectual):
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me in 2009: i want to translate the things i love so other fans can enjoy them too! me in 2019: nobody at anime news network can read japanese so as long as the things i love stay untranslated they'll be safe
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i remember the wiki saying that the incest in drakengard was to express yoko's distaste for the incest in sister princess and then the citation was to an interview where he went "i ripped off sister princess cause having 12 sisters sounded cool" so someone was definitely coping
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@kurame
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"oh no the next lostbelt is taking soooo long" you are like a little baby, watch this
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happy birthday #lain20th
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people just gotta accept that eroge were the hip and happening place to be an otaku writer in 2004
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every screenwriter in the world whispering a reverent “FUCK” under their breath
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reactions to Nero's "umu" are weird cause jp: it's an archaic word for "yes" and is part of her overall speaking style which has a gap between masculine speech spoken in a feminine voice eng: it's a meaningless cute noise and we need to make a huge meme out of it
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fgo: happy holidays here's 1 skill stone! gbf: 1-10 tenrolls per day for 2 weeks, sunlight stone, dama bar, 6000 crystals fgo: oh uh... paid SSR gacha! gbf: and a gold bar
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@kurame
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6 years
i think a lot of people reject shirou when they've just started the VN because they assume that they're expected to relate to him (because VN protag) and they resent that, meanwhile fate route is constantly dropping deliberate hints that nobody should relate to shirou
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@kurame
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fsn is now old enough to play fsn
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this isn’t a joke it’s just the first half of presage flower
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@kurame
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the matou house is in chicago........ what do i do with this information
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my advice to anyone going into the CCC event without having played CCC: don't read the wiki just go in blind, the event is written with the understanding that most FGO players even in japan haven't played CCC
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@kurame
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important
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@kurame
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gensou rougoku no kaleidoscope (2020)
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@kurame
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welcome to fate, saber is 35 years old and irisviel is 9, enjoy your stay
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#MeetTheTranslator this tag is probably intended for people who get paid but i just want everyone to know that realta nua, hollow ataraxia, and capsule servant were made possible by the world's biggest shinji stan. im referring of course to kinoko nasu but i helped also
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@kurame
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today i saw someone say "the incel from 100 girlfriends" to refer to the guy with 100 girlfriends from 100 girlfriends
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@kurame
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それ以上でもそれ以下でもない #素晴らしき日々
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crying and throwing up
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@jesawyer boy i would feel muy embarazada if i made a mistake like that
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@kurame
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hey all i translated a thing (nasu interview in the ikuhara special issue of eureka) bring on the hot takes
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i am taking the term visual novel and putting it on the high shelf
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@KertysL jouzuzoned
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OK SO APPARENTLY einzberns being connected to rhinegold was foreshadowed in FSN but mirror moon turned it into... this
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someone watched HF1 and wrote a blog post about matou shinji's Fucking Huge Emotions and it resonated with people so much that Fucking Huge Emotions became popular japanese net slang to this day so don't try to tell me that shinji has no cultural impact
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@kurame
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on a related note, when did i draw this and why
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yeah that’s probably what that means
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catching up with friends after the holidays (spoilers for Everything)
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the hill i eternally die on is that there's an entire chapter in fate/zero centered around explaining how much tokiomi cared about both his daughters but nobody knows how to read so everyone tries to interpret his motivations based on the anime instead and they are always wrong
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"i put this girl in the plant" "why" "cause it's cute" thanks sis
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my condolences to everyone watching heaven's feel in NA theaters in the company of other people watching heaven's feel in NA theaters
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oh shit it's not just "which one do you expect" but which one do you WANT added. shinji is the 5th most wanted character in fgo
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HF official art continuing the trend of portraying shinji as the heroine and sakura as the antagonist (the correct interpretation of the route)
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happy shinji day heres a canon FHA scene where shirou & shinji play card games in a storm w cheesy shonen lines (lancer is artistic license)
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humanity will perish if anything by nasu ever gets a complete good translation, that's why the counter force intervened to give mcjon employment and a life
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heard about what happened to homunculus100. this website is so cool it's like "what if encyclopedia dramatica was incredibly sanctimonious"
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the reactions whenever someone tweets about being a former 4chan user are so funny because p*l has caused so much irreparable damage to the site's reputation that The Youth cannot conceive that in 2008 it was just the website you went to to trade pictures of touhou girls
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@kurame
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i doodled nobu dont' look at me
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this q&a question is so good
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if ghost of tsushima was going to have awkward literal translations in its japanese title screen they shoulda gone full "haha what's katakana" style
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@kurame
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so what is the truth
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be the remake you want to see in the world
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so glad you asked
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the very first bad end you can get is where you can choose to be rational and run away, or act irrationally and jump into danger, and the latter is the one that doesn't get you killed. which is a huge hint to throw away your expectations that shirou works like a normal person
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taiga fujimura is dead & was replaced by a look alike: a conspiracy theory thread
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i am now doing customer service for a multi billion dollar company and this is the url shortener we were told to use for customer emails
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FGO is either an elaborate viral marketing scheme for mahoyo 2 or a cruel joke on the people who are waiting for it
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i always think about how good a VN FSN is just on the mechanical level because there's so many ways you can fuck up. some vns just go "oops wrong choice, bad end!" but fsn is like "here's 3 choices. sike they all lead to a bad end bc you missed an affection point 5 days ago"
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good morning…
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good morning to everyone but especially the person who came up with the animate cafe menu
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people are not ready to accept that the only major difference between fsn shinji and ccc shinji is simply that hakuno is a good friend and shirou is not
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the real measure of quality for any tuskihime translation is gonna be how they handle the repeated use of the phrase 白い女
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sakura fans horny level:
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rin: archer is shirou shinji:
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(dismissing waitress handing me the check with a hand wave) no thank you. i dont believe in any of that
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it’s still halloween somewhere
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happy new year all 🎉
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Good Evening, "virtual youtubers" were a 7 year sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.
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between "this manga artist drew porn so they must not really care about lgbt issues" and "japanese twitter doesn't care about politics they just draw porn" i think people need to be more aware that you can both be horny AND care about things
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"there are no human einzberns just self replicating homunculi and 1 computer, all still trying to carry out instructions given by humans that already gave up and abandoned them hundreds of years ago" was the most insane lore to drop in a bluray box set booklet and never republish
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"let me see what you have" "A KNIFE" "NO"
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@TheZackZeal Nasu Kinoko’s Atelier Ryza
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but actually nobody appreciates monoji even though he made mahoyo's animation Like That basically singlehandedly and also gave us the tiger dojo chibis and other stuff
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.........
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every time people discuss the FSN VN online there's gotta be that one guy going "actually nasu never wanted to include sexual content, in fact takeuchi wrote the h-scenes, my uncle who works at TM told me so"
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taa bringing back the jacket ufotable DOESNT want you to see
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it’s still may 5 somewhere
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my view on piracy is that if you're going to do it then do it, i pirate shit all the time, whatever but don't try to convince yourself that pirating is the moral high ground and creators actually love when you do it lol
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now we know what gifts the fsn guys canonically give on white day archer: macarons shirou: a jar of candy (might be people) shinji: the mint that came with his dinner check gil: a single ritz cracker
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melty blood
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it's called X because you click the X on the browser window and walk away
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a mutual got yelled at by randos for calling shinji emotionally fragile so here's a page from the BD book where nasu and sudou talk about shinji being emotionally fragile lol
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remember when shiojima yuka bought valentine chocolate for shinji and delivered it to the ufo producer along with this incredibly extra drawing. goals
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anyway if you dont like my 24/7 shinji content then pretend you are a donut and roll into a lake and die
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broke: buying good computer components woke: buying a bunch of rgb so you can make custom lighting profiles for your VNs for maximum immersion
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people can come up with all the fanfic scenarios they want of shinji fans Thinking He Did Nothing Wrong but at the end of the day the true shinji fan experience is just this image
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reading niichan by harada in public but loudly saying thinks like "hoo boy" and "this fuckin guy" every couple of minutes so people dont think you're a creep
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SHIROU DON'T EAT THAT IT'S PEOPLE
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@kurame
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この三人の関係萌える^q^ #型月版深夜の真剣お絵描き60分一本勝負 http://t.co/H6xaV0jhs0
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its valentines day
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Mochi Shinji. Thanks to him, men can't live in peace
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now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to ufotable cafe, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have this gay shikishi. if you come back empty handed youll
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[fgo babylon spoilers] please listen to my rap
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@highimpactsex i think he's actually calling himself "dad" there which people are pointing out is really telling "hehe I'm just saying we should dictate who these people should marry, you know, like a dad :)"
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Magical Girl But Fucked Up is out. Doraemon But Fucked Up is in
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@ImpTwins @ShugoScav oh we're all queer on aether too, don't worry
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