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I know a couple of people like this but they do a bunch of non-lucrative gigs. “Model”, “DJ”, “Jewellery designer” etc.
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I can remember when I was younger people talking about how overpopulation was going to be a major issue as my generation got older, wild how like everywhere but Africa it's the complete opposite, just massive demographic collapse everywhere
In a few decades, India's fertility rate is gonna be as low as Japan, and China.
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@Minininininick
He’d have voted Yes. 1) English speaking 2) College educated 3) Urban (Pretoria was more conservative than Joburg but still voted yes) and 4) His families political views
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@PNACstreetgang
Do Southerners call any non-cola flavoured drink “Coke”? I don’t get this lol
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@TrueSlazac
@NadaraTheGreat
There was a joke about this on SA social media back when he was with Kim K, cause there’s a city in South Africa called Kimberley and a province called North West lol
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The tent can’t get any bigger 😂
❗️FF Plus joins government of national unity (GNU) to help restore and rebuild South Africa
The party has signed the statement of intent, and will use this opportunity to implement and promote the party’s policy and its voters’ mandate to save South Africa from ruin.
The party
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@alessabocchi
@ARichthofe17054
Female anti-feminists are gangster until they can’t open a bank account without a husband’s permission
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@fishkiller1989
Also foreign policy-wise the USSR was just the Russian Empire in drag for a lot of years
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A big underreported development of the past couple decades has been the dramatic growth of American-style evangelical Christianity across Africa and Latin America
American culture and ideas have almost no reach in Dubai, Istabul, Shanghai, Jakarta, Nairobi, Singapore, Lisbon, Stockholm or Mumbai. You can’t run an empire with London, Toronto and Melbourne
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Even then, population predictions for Africa are much lower than what they used to be
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The ANC and DA are bringing *apartheid back*?
What can you even say anymore
Zuma: There is no Government of National Unity (GNU) but a white-led unholy alliance between the DA and ANC. “This is nothing but a return of apartheid and colonialism.”
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They literally cast her because they said she had the curvy “rubenesque” body that was trendy in the 1910s. Like
Kate winslet was constantly called fat when titanic came out
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There's supposedly between 1-3 million evangelicals in Iran now. They can't get an exact number for obvious reasons, but there’s apparently loads of legit converts rather than just people faking it to try and game western asylum systems. Some converts moved to Armenia iirc.
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@SpeakUp_00
@nytimes
@Superwomenstory
@HuMENA_Regional
Ethnonationalist “feminists” are always so silly
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Voted 🇿🇦
Didn’t get a pic of my ballot because my mother was rushing me lol
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Looks terrible lmao, wouldn't live there for all the tea in China.
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Everyone take the South African election quiz!
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You’d need to go back to the 1600s-1800s to find 🇳🇱 or 🇧🇪
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My Ward:
DA - 68%
ANC - 8%
VF+ - 4%
Rise Mzansi - 4%
Action SA - 4%
EFF - 3%
Al Jama - 1.5%
BOSA - 1.4%
MK - 1.3%
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@AnonymousLeftie
Not “third world” maybe but Kazakhstan has a lot of Russians (and still a few Germans) , and cities like Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan have large Russian minorities.
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White people vastly overestimate Taylor Swifts global reach and star power. She’s a huge pop star….for White people. She doesn’t have as large of a fan base outside of White culture. She doesn’t influence artists outside of her bubble. That’s not the marker of a legend.
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Mad that the Tories’ numbers still haven’t recovered from the Truss mini-budget shitshow.
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@aodanhill
Most British universities are just visa fraud operations it seems lmao. My friend lived next door to an Egyptian guy who’s wealthy parents essentially bought him a position on this masters programme so he could migrate there
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@MiddleEastTakes
There is no apartheid, they literally had a non-Zionist Arab muslim party in their government coalition under a year ago.
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UNRWA has been getting criticised for their cosiness with Hamas for years, just because Israel made an accusation doesn't mean they were the only ones to do so. Besides they only suspended funding after there was evidence that UNRWA members took part in Oct 7th
The Netanyahu govt's claim that UNRWA is a “front” for Hamas is simply false. The inconvenient truth is that, prior to horrific Oct 7 attack on Israel, it was Netanyahu who enabled Hamas in Gaza—all b/c he wanted to block a 2-state solution. It is well documented—take a listen⬇️
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Any of these, 70s-80s.
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@mindofprospect
@AscendedYield
@TS0HG79_
None of those countries are giving young people job offers if they don’t know the language. Especially France
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I think we must have some of the strictest school uniform rules out there. We had makeup wipes handed out to us, had our skirt lengths and our tight thickness measured, could only carry one type of bookbag etc. and this was a public school
You want Western exceptionalism in one map? There’s something very deep here.
Only the West lets children dress differently and express their individuality.
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The white girl urge to clip your neck pillow on to your backpack while travelling
South African Athletes arrive in Ghana for the African Games.
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@EuropeElects
…Yeah there’s a few of these now. People need to utilise better arguments against the AfD other than “They’re nazis”
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@nikicaga
In South Africa it’s mostly Muslims and black communists supporting Palestine and white liberals and black christians supporting Israel. Weird coalitions I know
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@purdyrebelkinch
The way you can tell this pic is like 10 years old cause of the old IG filter 💀
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@ArchysLife
Idk why he occasionally larps as some revolutionary as if 95% of his ideology isn’t just woke capitalism
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Literally until the 70s fashion had strict rules that almost every woman followed. We’re probably more individualistic than ever
culture converges so fast now, 80% of women in williamsburg dress exactly the same 80% of the time.
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@birdhonks
I’m not buying this woman’s crocodile tears after seeing her tweets laughing at people getting shot at that music festival…
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R/Neoliberal fell to the floor
I just imposed a series of tariffs on goods made in China:
25% on steel and aluminum,
50% on semiconductors,
100% on EVs,
And 50% on solar panels.
China is determined to dominate these industries.
I'm determined to ensure America leads the world in them.
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A lot of people on here seem surprised that I don’t speak English at home
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No regrets about not voting for a smaller party now
BREAKING: The ANC (centre-left) will lose its majority in the Gauteng provincial legislature, with no party winning an overall majority in the province according to broadcaster
@News24
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@RyanCoetzee
@Rise_Mzansi
It’s a waste of time. I’m not giving my votes to insignificant parties
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Non South Africans really underestimate the extent of how literally nothing works anymore
Water ❌. Electricity❌. Schools❌. Clinics❌. Police stations❌. Trains❌. Planes❌.
They have broken everything. We must vote.
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We’ve seen the obesity rates in the Gulf, we’re not stopping you
Boycott these brands that support the invasion of Yemen.
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@LesLevellers
Just look at Trix (70s/80s Argentine girl group), they could easily pass for Anglo women with tans lmao
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@PopulismUpdates
@USA_Polling
Without hindsight at the time most people would have supported whatever side they lived in, that’s it
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How is invading a neighbouring country with the intention of overthrowing their government and installing a friendly one *not* the definition of imperialism?
There isn't a Russian imperialism or a Chinese imperialism.
This imperialism exists in your head only.
There is one imperialism: Western imperialism led currently by the United States, the one that's killed tens of millions and overthrown 50+ governments in the last 50 years.
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@King__Spades
Rewatch the original Mary Poppins film from 1964. The movie was set in an idealised 1910 Edwardian London. Even though we all think of 60s Britain as iconic, there were many hints in that movie that Britain had declined and this was a nostalgic look at the peak of empire and
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@TrueSlazac
Politicians shouldn’t be dismissive towards the concerns and struggles of their people, no
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Prime example of how gym doesn’t override an ugly face and baldness
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At this point we just need to accept that since majority of people no longer need children to work on the farms or carry on the family trade there’s no reason to have a ton of kids.
The collapsing birth rate is the most important issue that no one seems to care abt
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This is just a stupid person’s idea of clever rhetoric
Candace Owens: “I'm not a flat earther. I'm not a round earther. Actually, what I am is I am somebody who has left the cult of science.”
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A lot of discourse on this but no, men can’t call women bitches. Do you know how many women hear that word right before they are beaten to death by their husbands???
As she should! Gay men do not get a pass to call women misogynistic slurs.
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This is crazy 😭 even my Kenyan friend says he wouldn’t dream of stepping foot in Somalia
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17k likes, tf is going on on this site?
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LMAOOOOOOO
[TALKING POINT] The ANC has confirmed that Zimbabwe's ruling Zanu-PF will assist the party during its election campaigns and will also be part of the observer missions during the May 29 elections. What is your reaction to this?
#sabcnews
#FirstTakeSA
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We need a new flag
Saying “Hamas is using human shields”
Is literally like saying “The Pfizer vaccine is safe and effective”.
Fools.
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