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The British taxpayer destroying the Russian military-industrial complex for £2 a year
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Zelensky’s in town. Time for British taxpayers to make another generous contribution.
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MPs when they see a productive part of the economy
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Progressive leftist men when a woman disagrees with them
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Powerful Abby Shapiro cake
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Oxford students after realising housing is a distributional problem and they can rent affordably in County Armagh
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@LondonNewLibs @gorilla_worf Really no need. The UK already has more than enough. It's a distributional problem, not a supply problem.
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@cityboi340 You did not just KKK Zelenskiy’s name please touch grass
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Posting this as though Thatcher wasn’t one of the first leading politicians to talk about the threat of climate change is so fucking funny
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The new dogma about climate change has swept through the left-of-centre governing classes.
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Did this guy really “ackchyually” Hamas executing gay people bc they don’t specifically use an axe to lop their heads off💀
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Hamas has never beheaded anyone for being gay, but that doesn’t matter to these Nazis, for whom every Arab is an ISIS member
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American car culture, gun culture, and suburban culture (leading to fear of cities as war zones) all combining to create the worst vehicle you’ve ever seen
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@dieworkwear The Times wrote this article a while back saying Sunak was the best dressed PM in our history and even with my amateurish understanding of tailoring I knew that was bonkers
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@angrynorfman Not just that. Brian, D-Day Veteran (born 1952) needs a third buy-to-let mortgage in Southwark. Why do you hate the elderly?
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@vanillatary I’m convinced we’re a few months away from people arguing Japan was an anti-imperialist power liberating East Asia from revisionist pro-US fascists and therefore actually proto-Marxist
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@Liv_Agar Least untrue Russell Brand speech
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@maiamindel Genuinely I know like three pro-life people and none of them are Tories lol
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@vanillatary I’m so glad we didn’t have Twitter in the 70s because we’d have people saying Francisco Macías Nguema was a based antiglobalist warrior for massacring anyone who spoke a European language
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Not even that; I just checked BA's website and a first class return is £3,390 ($4,303). It's frankly insane how much better airlines have gotten in affordability, even at the top end
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In 1970, a roundtrip flight between New York and London cost around $5,350 in today’s money. Today, that same flight in economy costs around $400. Nothing is stopping you from buying a $5,350 first class ticket.
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@MappyPoop I was about to say it’s a bit harsh to fault them for not including Mesopotamia (which they controlled briefly) but then I saw Eastern Europe lmfao
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@Dak0ta175 @Socialistdemmo Combination of an entrenched anti-Russian FP and Boris’ big love-in with Zelenskiy at the start of the war (pretty much his only W). Honestly after a decade or more of being internationally embarrassing this is something we can be proud of
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@fayemikah Do they not ever think they’ve maybe gone off the deep end if they’re rageposting revenge porn of some woman they’ve never met?
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@JohnOSullivan36 @HelenWebberley Pretty much every medical procedure has a higher regret rate than transition. Even if you multiplied the average rate of detransition by four, you still have a lower regret rate than abortion, which is by far among the least regretted surgical/medical procedure
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Jess Phillips got the first kid refugee out of Gaza and into the UK by her own lobbying. Jody McIntyre has spent most of the campaign saying he hates trans people. I struggle to see where your priorities lie.
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Gut wrenching. Jody McIntyre was only 700 votes away from nuking the narcissist.
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@vanillatary Just reading the accounts of comfort women is enough to demonstrate how horrifying the Japanese Empire was at the time, and that doesn��t even cover stuff like Unit 731, the Three Alls, and everything beyond. Imperial Japan should not be viewed any better than the Nazis tbh
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@shoe0nhead How do you even fact check beauty?
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@moonlit_misfit Why are these people so keen to out themselves as paedophiles 💀
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@OregonMapGuy Birmingham Safe R? No way that’s happening lmao
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It must be hard worshipping a figure you know nothing about. Thatcher, for all her flaws, was not a generic Republican senator from the early 2000s
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@_sn_n Contend the only hot election subsequent was the Michigan governor’s race this year
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@dieworkwear Derek based on your past, your demeanour, and great fashion sense, I can only conclude you were/are a spy
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@ExquisiteRebelN The BBC did an investigation into this; it’s super common for landlords to seek out younger women and threaten them with rent rises unless they submit to being raped by them. There needs to be much tighter enforcement
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@andeanfemme Zoroastrianism actually holds the goat as a creature worthy of reverence and protection they would never poison one 😔
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@OregonMapGuy The Persian Army essentially collaborated with the British as soon as they knew the invasion was coming to prevent the Soviets occupying too much land. It was closer to a coup than a war tbh
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@twlldun I’m convinced these people think to be working class you need to be a 75 year old man working down pit with a regional accent instead of just being some guy
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@souljagoytellem If Spiro Agnew were the nominee in 1980 all the ads would be this
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@vanillatary Guy who thinks the UK is a fascist dictatorship because Japan had a more recent change in opposition party
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@luke_d_ismas @FurstvonWrede Don’t think he beats Nguema but Jean-Bédel Bokassa runs him close
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@julianorobertrj @KevinMKruse 1) Proton bombs are powered according to Lore 2) Asteroids having a gravitational field is far more believable 3) even if it doesn’t work, the bombs are not integral to the plot here whereas they are in TLJ. Kinda like how explosions in space also don’t make sense but look cool
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@WaylandTweets I’m not talking about airlines. Heathrow is the productive bit, cause it’s our largest airport and the gateway for a lot of our international business
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@_glorianas She’s probably boycotted Starbucks! That’s so much more meaningful 😔
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If God created men to be so savage and disrespectful to women that the only way to guarantee their safety is shield them from all public view (which doesn’t even work), then He’s not worthy of worship
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tired of seeing things like this: the concept of hijab in Islam is deeply rooted in the principles of dignity, respect, and protection. women in Islam are highly valued, and the hijab serves as a means to honor that value by preserving modesty and dignity.
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@dieworkwear Eden without a doubt is the winner. The only figures who come close in my mind are CB and Jim Callaghan, but even then that’s only by virtue of being the best of the rest. Eden was an awful PM but he dressed like no other
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@vanillatary Doesn’t Ireland still have a smaller population than before the Famine? How is it full💀
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@sa_va_nt The fact they massively lost the popular vote just makes it so much worse💀
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@BigenderNurse @JohnOSullivan36 @HelenWebberley Oh it’s crazy how little people know about the process; they genuinely see it as if a two year old boy who wants a barbie doll will get immediately injected with oestrogen and be booked for surgery. Wild stuff
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@ArchysLife These people would probably have called Hitler centre-left if they were around in 1933 lol
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>man refuses to free his wife and child from slavery because he’s misogynistic piece of shit >”white women 😍” I wish I understood how these people’s brains worked
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@tenilleclarke1 White women. 😍
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@areyouawitchor2 Blame an Enlightenment obsession with the Greco-Romans and that really great but really historically bad movie 300 lol. I think esp bc Persia was/is seen as the ancient world’s Hitler (when they were in fact the good guys) that it means even the cruelest Greeks were heroes
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Check their hard drive rn
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@MariGO2thepolls If I were a South Korean woman I’d be on a work/sex strike too tbh
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@BenRamanauskas Anything less than two billion Brits by 2100 is a policy failure
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@angrynorfman Surprised it was never a huge settlement but I think it was bc of York becoming the trading hub instead, and then Norwich becoming the main Hanseatic port
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@PopulismUpdates Black rebellion against Jim Crow in the South during WWI, or perhaps earlier
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@PopulismUpdates This is Jerry Ford and Nicolae Ceaușescu. I think this was on an official visit, but he met him a couple times prior to the Presidency.
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Beto either wins Mississippi or loses Oregon. There’s no in between. Either complete domination or historic fumble
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I have come to accept that Biden in 2020 did better than all the other Dems would. Beto however is the one exception. I can't exactly articulate why but I feel like Beto would have won like 400 electoral votes.
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@moonlit_misfit I love it when these misogynists are so misanthropic they can’t comprehend the idea of a woman liking a man for reasons beyond his physical appearance. I can’t imagine having such a shallow concept of attraction
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@vanillatary Guy raised in a Revisionist Zionist family whose brother was killed at Entebbe might be ideologically quite right wing? Don’t believe it tbh he must be playing 12D chess
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@iwsfutcmd Great thread! Regarding why the Persians used Book instead of Avestan script, I remember reading somewhere that it was almost a mark of literacy and intelligence to use it, and that Avestan should only be used as a training aid/for the texts where pronunciation is super important
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@_glorianas He is quite right wing but tbh he’s kinda all over the place: - privately relaxed abt immigration - appaz quite homophobic - doesn’t care abt foreign affairs - likes banning things - hates fun - thinks humanities are worthless He basically has the politics of a tiger mum lmfao
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@nikicaga “Spread liberty, equality, and brotherhood” cry harder dyab blan
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The difference is democracy is good. Hope this helps!🇹🇼
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Hmmmm ... I wonder how the US will react if someone says "China's Goal Should Be a Communist America."
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@MiddleEastTakes Given he has the Houthi flag as his PP I refuse to believe this isn’t bait
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Guyana is one of the few nations that has a claim to achieving a democratic form of genuine socialism. Even beyond supporting the blatant imperialism of Venezuela, calling Guayana a comprador government shows a deep ignorance of the nation’s history.
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Serious socialists understand that when a socialist government has control of resources, it is preferable to those resources being controlled by US corporations and a comprador government.
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@vanillatary If I were on a date with someone and they brought up Young Earth creationism unironically I also would be immediately dismissive and try to leave. Idk why astrology would be any different
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@vanillatary Pretty unambiguous case of neocolonialism, and one that could be easily rectified if the French had any shame lol
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@vanillatary I feel this is only practical if you have sex maximum once every three months, which probably indicates bigger marital problems
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@angrynorfman Can’t wait for a nationwide green belt and the replacement of the HoL with the Captain Sir Tom Moore People’s Assembly
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@areyouawitchor2 The pipeline from “I just believe sex is real” to “anyone who doesn’t look like Kate Moss is a male” is really crazy yet entirely predictable
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@PopulismUpdates If it happens, I give it two years tops. These federations almost never last even with public goodwill unfortunately
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@leman_pie @vanillatary They already simp for Putin, who’s about as much of a left wing anti imperialist as Tojo. I don’t think it’s all that far a leap
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@vanillatary I think Dmitry Medvedev hacked your account
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@PopulismUpdates Russia’s assassination culture has definitely changed. When Putin first came to power, there was an effort to pretend it wasn’t happening. Now everyone falls out of a window, it must be a conscious effort to make it obvious
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@ampol_moment Ford picking Rockefeller was such a Chad move. The Reagan wing was breathing right down his neck and he just decided “who could I pick that would piss them off the most?” I wonder if he kept him he’d have won
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@_glorianas Yeah Richmond (Yorks) not Richmond in London, that’s currently Lib Dem. I’ve been to Rishi’s constituency it’s super rural and twee lol
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@claumnzzz Yeah that’s what I mean, she supports imperialism and thinks Europe is lame for abandoning it
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@graceyldn “This is what they took from us” and it’s just a dirtier version of a normal street in Central
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@weatherdai My honest reaction
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@sturdyAlex Hits the nail on the head. It’s like trying to emulate Nixon by just copying his Watergate-era mannerisms, or how Boris tried Churchill and ended up looking a joke
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@carbdiem I think Ik what’s going on: he thinks your hot but is also racist so in his head you have to be white bc no non white girl is pretty lol
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@RebeccaJones_03 Dying on the hill of having a giant folder of photos of children on my hard drive because I love women’s rights so much 😔
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Argentinians when their fascist government starts a war of aggression to colonise an island and the inhabitants defend themselves
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Esto opinaba Thatcher del hundimiento del Belgrano. No se arrepintió de haber ordenado atacar un barco fuera de la zona de exclusión (el área delimitada para el conflicto) y que causó la muerte de 323 argentinos. Queremos un presidente que reinvidique a una criminal de guerra?
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@_glorianas It’s William Hague’s old seat! Used to be the safest in the country, they parachuted him in bc he was seen as super in-tune w Cameron’s plans for the Tory party, which is so funny bc he immediately backed Brexit. The local association also appaz loved him lol
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Wrote a thing, complained a lot. Give it a read 👇🏽
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🏘️ OPINION: "NIMBYism is antithetical to liberalism, and now, for liberal values to become more widespread, we must fight against it," writes @MrAdamBruton for the Bullet Blog. Read his piece here!👇🚨
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@adb0wen Not to defend the degree too much but this does seem somewhat relevant if she did a course in Film or Drama. I agree if it’s anything more cerebral it’s a waste of time
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@aquaimperium8 He ran against Reagan and lost, and the Reagan Revolution being seen as this huge shift rightward makes people think the centre of gravity prior was quite far left. Kinda undersells that much of the deregulation and supply-side reform started under Ford and Carter!
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You can support Palestine while being gay, and it’s silly to say to people advocating for Palestine that they love Hamas unless they’re specifically endorsing them. It’s also silly to read past the obvious point of “Hamas kill the gays and that’s bad” just bc he said behead
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@BenRamanauskas “Do you understand this?” historic fumble
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@NikkiHaleyFan02 @jaycgallagher @_sn_n Bro saying cope when his candidate is on 3%💀💀💀
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@areyouawitchor2 Yuan Shikai in his head vs Yuan Shikai in reality
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@angrynorfman Painful that Skyrim hold capitals were smaller than certain Cyrodiilic villages
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@angrynorfman All correct except for Douglas-Home, he was a mensch. He bought a round for some guys trying to kidnap him after all.
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@_glorianas You couldn’t live with your own failure. And where did it bring you? Back to me
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@angrynorfman Of all our postwar foreign policy failures not integrating Malta when they literally ASKED us is our biggest by far
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@doritenholm Doesn’t it kind of have the vibe of a business undergrad seminar tho lol
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@ampol_moment GOP doesn’t make a red state election in a red wave year needlessly competitive challenge (impossible)
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@graceyldn Tbf if she came up to me with a microphone I’d also pretend I didn’t speak English
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@ellegist Is this not a normal thing to have with your friends, regardless of gender?
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@QueenSorviaV I’d have more respect if “organise” at least meant they would organise something and not just not vote and tweet about it
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@thomasforth I once made a really detailed map for English regions lol and one thing I’ve found is that I have way more regions than most people. Mine were all a couple counties big most often but these people love giant superregions
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