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Me as a government official using my position to fulfil my childhood dreams:
The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, proposes the creation of a specialized team, known as the "power rangers," to safeguard the country's power facilities.
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Talk to your loved ones.
Make peace with your God.
We fit no see next year.
Russia’s Putin driving North Korea's Kim Jong Un in a brand new Aurus Russian luxury car.
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Nigerian lady shares her allergic reaction to catfish.
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I complained about slow Internet connection, My guy off him hotspot😭.
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New week, New hole on my belt. This thing no be life dawg.
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The floor is just a bigger plate.
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sleeping on an empty stomach is actually good for your health.
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I repeat FC24 is the absolute worst.
- New defending style
- The Jockey is shite, sluggish and slow.
- One over commitment from your fullbacks = Goal
- The game overall is very slow than usual.
Only FIFA OGs will understand what I'm saying.
Don’t argue with people who haven’t played proper FIFA.
And yes, you’re right
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"He answereth by Fire" ~ 1 Kings 18:24
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Real ones know it's Telegram
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Anytime I'm inside a bus, I always imagine what if an accident occurs, How many people will die, which part of my body will I lose, Will I die or be one of the survivors?, Is hell really that hot?
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Pornhub is asking if I'm human, shey robot dey watch p*rn?
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Money should make a difference not make you different.
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Men who have stopped watching porn completely: How has your life changed?
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You can be a messi fan and still love this guy, he is phenomenal.
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Poor hygiene and Sanitation ❌️
Human waste and sewage ❌️
Soya milk and Tiger nut ✅️
Unregistered tiger nut drinks caused Lagos cholera outbreak. — Govt.
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Listening to old Phyno and Olamide collabs, Phyno truly helped olamide life ngl.
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Not a Davido Stan but Davido hate is forced. Bro is literally the most jovial artiste Nigerians will ever know.
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Daniel Regha weaponized Poverty
Baddy of Lasu Weaponized bow legs
Mbah weaponized Baldness
Lerry Weaponized 11
Kussman weaponized Tribalismo
What can you weaponize?
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There's always that one part of our body that has stretch marks.
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Women just don't like putting in effort, if you never displayed the qualities of a wife, Why would I wanna make you one? I should be the only one playing the role of a husband in a relationship. SMH
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Death smiles at us all, All we can do is smile back.
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If beating Death is a small win, What will now be considered a big win?
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Mosquitoes? cockroaches? Noah why??
If you had a Twitter account during the Bible times, what’s something you know you would have tweeted?
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Who wants to be mutuals?
Meanwhile 400 following, 3000 followers.
Girls too funny😂.
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What I survived last night might kill you.
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