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a wise lady once said “pagbintangan mo akong nagnakaw ng tortang talong samantalang ang ulam ko’y meNUDO???”
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katakot dito sa twitter no tipong baka mapa-drunk tweet ako mamaya then paggising ko galit na pilipinas sakin
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i aspire to be the family reunion’s “gwapong tito na marami pera at pa-travel-travel lang. kaso bading”
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my two ex-dates (who are a couple now) are inviting me to come over… para mag-bonding…✨
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Which celebrity do you get compared to?
mine’s Paolo Gumabao…🤔
Which celebrity do you get compared to?
Or sometimes, si Paolo Paraiso daw. 🫠
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it's 3 and a half months before 2017 ends pero alipin parin tayong lahat ng feed ni nadine lustre
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Uplb community ba theme ng UP Pep this year? Kasi ang kalat...
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nakakabaliw yung single ka na nga, wala ka pang karat, taga-south ka pa
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I ALSO ASPIRE TO BE A TRASH WITH SUCH HUGE IMPACT
Stray diaper halts MRT operations, passengers endure long lines
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Di na talaga natin sure if may straight pa sa Lb tbh
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post a short video of yourself
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bahala kayo diyan sa 9inches na yan basta ako mahal na mahal ko si BJ
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THESIS MANUSCRIPT DEFENSE IS DONE, MGA KABABAYAN!!!!!!!!!!! 👌✨
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"Uy, alam mo ba sinu-sino mga naka-flirt ni *insert person's name* ?"
UPLB community:
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paano ba maging cute na tipong magtweet lang ako ng "luh" tapos 205 likes agad
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have never introduced anyone i’m dating to my mom & to my family. all the painful breakups i’ve had were endured by me secretly.
lungkot maging bading in a non-communicative and conservative household
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ilang milyong rejections pa ba ang haharapin ko in my entire life, bimb?
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good morning sa ating lahat na ayaw mag-isa pero tamad mag-invest ng feelings sa lahat ng bagay
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oo, may love life ka. pero may complete hrs of sleep ka ba?
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pag po ba 4 digits na yung tweet likes, pwede nang ilagay under accomplishments sa linkedin profile?
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same gym pala kami ni laguna tripper omg. and he’s here now 🥳
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slowly accepting that this is my no-love life era.
i hope that i fall and forever stay in love with myself — my strengths, growth, passion, and potentials — so i won’t compromise it even when someone good comes along…
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korik! ✅
Handsome hunk
@krispyliempo
gets choked with his hands behind his head, flashing his seductive smile and sexy hairy armpits. Risqué—just the way I like it 😏
#pitshot
#fitnessporn
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hey gays what did u look like in your toga?
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lord inip nako kelan ba kasi ako magsusuot nung "glorified towel"
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Quote with your side profile
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maka-abot tweet na to ng 10 likes, aattend ako open training ng men's basketball team 🏀🏀🏀
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ang sarap pala pag hinahalo ang milo sa kape. lasang pag-graduate sa UP
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“Those that fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it”
#PasigLaban
#PasigIsPink
#Kakampink
#KulayRosasAngBukas
🌷
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suki pala talaga ako ng mga mayaman, mabango, and good boy roles.
TYL for this new project 🙏🏼✨
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nasaan na ba yung 38 yo kong pinsan na tanong nang tanong dati kung kelan ako gagrad? wanna give her a visit and ask her kung kelan siya ikakasal at magkaka-pamilya
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i got commended yesterday by a sports anchor in an event “you are so humble for someone of your looks and popularity”
sinagad yung bola, mom. di ko kaya
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i saw the disney princess
@MsLeaSalonga
at westgate alabang a while ago!!! her beauty will make anyone literally sing A WHOLE NEW WORLD.... 😭🙌🏻
i feel disney-blessed this valentines 🙏🏼💕✨
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nag-ispaghetti pababa ako kanina matanggap lng sa prerog i tot funny pero straight face sila lahat sana nilamon nalang ako ng lupa that time
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@jayson_btcb
sorry for that. but I don’t think you should’ve given that line and your ex the power to define you.
it was 5 long years — who you were that time isn’t anymore who you are today. hoping for you to truly heal as it will release you from all this pain
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how about a tv interview with mocha uson, ms
@iamkarendavila
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may kakilala ako nagsabing depression is "just in the head" & "dasal lang kailangan". yun rin sinabi ko sa kanya nung nagka-trangkaso siya.
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Suki talaga ako ng mga girl bday celebrants sa floor namin bilang taga-dala ng cake na pampa-kilig. Isa na naman po ang nabiktima natin today, opo
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magha-hi ba ako sa naka-tinder match ko sa up pep last year, guys? lapit lang namin eh dali i need your blessings po
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shout out to all the big guys pag inuman na kuma-karga sa mga wasak nilang friends kahit walang ka-karga sa kanila pag sila naman ang wasak
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