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K-pop writer at - everything you've heard about me is true except for the parts people made up. 3rd fiction novel "Love Carousel" out now!
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E-book pre-orders on Amazon and Rakuten Kobo are NOW OPEN for "The Love Complete", the fourth and final book in the Shin Hana series! Ordering links here:
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Never let the haters rewrite history: "oh the scandal did T-ara so much damage, they could have been huge", bitch they WERE huge, this song was EVERYWHERE when it came out and it was right during the peak trendy-to-hate period. Happy anniversary.
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My review of a Fifty Fifty song late 2022. Gosh how do I keep making these incredibly accurate predictions, gee golly I have no idea...
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Crazy that this is the first stuff that occurs to kpop fans, not
Slave contracts
Unhealthy dieting
K-beauty standards
Sexual assault
Oh no. The veneers are the problem lol
Things we need to get rid of in kpop
- blue eye contacts
- veneers
- bad singers
- lore
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Kpop fans only care about social issues as a weapon, nothing more. There's no actual morality there. They'll fake "concern" to the end if it's someone not on their "team", and hand-wave away/misdirect anything that might reflect badly on their own little corner.
how easily kpop stans believe and spread misinformation is telling on how much (read as: how little) these people actually care about societal issues. they take one piece of an incident and reduce it to something as simple as fodder for their petty fanwars. the disrespect
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@Justdistant1
@JoongAngDaily
There's eight billion of us and we mostly suck. We ain't that special, sorry.
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K-pop fans: why are they debuting idols younger and younger, what's wrong with this industry
Also k-pop fans:
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Kpopalypse’s 30 favourite k-pop songs of 2023
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Help for k-pop websites who don’t know exactly what to write about Moonbin
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Kitty is BACK eating properly and getting healthy again! We need to regulate her diet for a bit but she was given green light from the vet today! Thank you to everyone who helped, it made a HUGE difference to her!
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When my predictions come true less than a day after I make them
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this is rapping. this is a RAPPER. they understand rap. rap is not blablabla, fast rapping does not mean you can rap. your pen game, your understanding of a beat, yeah.
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It annoys me to have to do it, but going on private just so my followers who follow me in good faith don't have to read endless boring reams of me conversing with the NuguPromoter fan horde. Doing it for your benefit. What a pity such a good account has such toxic followers.
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This comment, on a POSITIVE review. K-pop fans want nothing but total positivity, they demand total adherence to the cult of fandom delusion. No humour, no observations, no personality, just blind obedience. They want their reviews to be as whitewashed as their idols.
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The absolute zen of knowing everything about the SM situation that there is to know yet caring about absolutely none of it
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People right now have a lot of energy for caring about a bunch of top-tier businesspeople's penny-pinching contractual squabblings, wouldn't it be nice if some of that energy was spent on caring about the welfare of the people further down the corporate pecking order...
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If it was up to k-pop companies when the right time is to ask questions like this, the answer is never. Real professional interviews done properly are to find out actual information, they're not to make idols "comfortable" or make them "look good".
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This change actually makes Twitter illegal in the European Union, so in the short amount of time while you can still read this tweet before the EU bans Twitter, here's a summary of my other social network activity for European readers:
Effective March 20, 2023, only Twitter Blue subscribers will be able to use text messages as their two-factor authentication method. Other accounts can use an authentication app or security key for 2FA. Learn more here:
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My concept artist is being paid very well in USD for the work on the "Show Me Love" backstory material. Meanwhile, over at
@nugupromoter
who have WAY more traction than me, you get "paid in exposure" to be their "visual member". Shame.
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✅️ sexy profile pic
✅️ band t-shirt of a good band of actual ADULTS
❌️ no cat
Two out of three ain't bad
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All the CBX fans who accused me of stirring shit or being anti-EXO/a hater for suggesting that there was still something very wrong here even though SM supposedly smoothed this issue over before can apologise like right fucking now
BAEKHYUN, CHEN and XIUMIN’s agency ‘INB100’ announces that they will hold an emergency press conference today (10th) to accuse SM Entertainment of unfair treatment.
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Note viewcount when I talk about political (and great) black music vs when I talk about some average k-pop B=side from an A-list artist. K-pop fans love to spout the language of tolerance but don't believe for a second that they will tolerate you if you deviate from the script.
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Sushi bar I'm having lunch in is playing non stop bangers. Yves "new" chuu "aliens", some lovelyz song can't remember which one, leaving before the weak krnb starts
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Progressive k-pop fans when you don't share the same opinion on music as them
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Gosh wouldn't it be neat if there was some writer out there who was finding out stuff like this off the record from anonymous contacts and putting it into novels. I'll let you know if I ever find out about such a person.
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How does someone hate me because of my boobs rankings AND like Pocket Girls, like, do you not know what Pocket Girls is about. Reminds me of my vegan friend who refuses to give up ice cream.
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Technically this is a foursome. The fact that the author of this comment has "written him/herself out" of the sexual equation indicates possible low self-esteem and a lack of hope. I hope that this person is getting the help that they need.
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The bibimbap I'm having here is average but the restaurant is playing gfriend so imma come here again they deserve a second chance
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Just got my 'twink card' from TikTok, Kpopalypse ready to service your twink fetish needs.
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I don't know why everyone is being mean to Seinfeld all of a sudden in my timeline. I mean his humour was never my speed, but at least he's a big T-ara stan! Apparently he owns all 17 photobooks that were released by OT6 T-ara, google "Seinfeld 17" to find out more.
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Just found out a work colleague personally knows someone in one of the more recent "big 3" groups. Of course this will not influence any projects I'm working on in any way whatsoever...
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"but they ate it in the behind the scenes footage" yeah, only while the cameras were rolling, guess what happens when they stop
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Not a very well-read individual, clearly.
this may be the most disgusting thing i've ever read
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Stiglitz, the Kpopalypse stream cat, is very ill and has to go in for very expensive medical tests. Uncertain what the outlook is at this stage, I'll know more by stream time tomorrow. If you've ever considered supporting Kpopalypse and haven't, now's a good time.
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Apologies to my readers as Clyde has not only refused to bail out Loona, he's now also broken the Chuu+ bot. There is no way I'm giving money to him to keep the bot up, he can suck on an emerald.
Starting February 9, we will no longer support free access to the Twitter API, both v2 and v1.1. A paid basic tier will be available instead 🧵
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Thanks to all the people who supported Stiglitz! Unsure what's happening at this stage as still in queue at the animal hospital, there's multiple emergencies here. Will keep you updated.
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The worst kind of thought cancer that permeates all k-pop fandoms is "if it's not 100% positive it must be buried to protect my bias". Young people taking their first baby-steps in corruption through fandom culture.
I’m sorry but the way ppl have hijacked the
#SHAMEONHYBE
hashtag is nothing short of insidious. A hashtag that had NOTHING to do with 875. So now people can’t even criticise a fuckass company for literally having ties w/ someone who is continuously posting pro genocide
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Careful, TikTok - you're alarmingly close to getting the point. Don't heat up those brain cells too much, now.
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Performers are exploited, starved, mistreated, locked into financial servitude: "yeah we all know that goes on but what can you do, hey". Two rich people at the top have a fight: "oh my I care very deeply about this, here's my incredibly hot take, gosh they had better listen"
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OH MY FREAKING GOD GUYS
Similar thing here: google sheet of all
@kpopalypse
roundup, list posts, and (dis)honourable mentions!
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"But your book is so unrealistic, nobody in Korea does those kinds of things..."
Antenna shares Super Junior Kyuhyun has received treatment for a light abrasion on his finger
This follows after a women in her 30s has been arrested and booked for trespassing into the musical dressing room with a weapon - Kyuhyun is noted for attempting to stop her
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Kpopalypse’s unpopular opinion – why I like the trend of shorter songs in k-pop
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Recent changes to my schedule means I have less time to write roundup now. So expect reviews that are extra lazy, extra annoying, extra likely to piss you off for the remainder of 2023.
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Kpopalypse PAVED THE WAY with Kpopalypse Nugu Alert in 2013!
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For 8 years I did a k-pop radio show and I used to do callouts for anyone bothered by my content to visit the station for a chat, no appointment necessary as I was always in the same place at the same time every week. Strangely I never had anyone take me up on that.
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POSITIVE POST – Min Hee Jin (ADOR CEO)
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"Show Me Love" ebook now available for pre-order on Amazon! Release date March 1st, paperback edition will also be available around this time.
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If anyone notices a very strong correlation between some of the plot developments in my novel and some of the recent revelations about people at certain large k-pop companies, know that my novel is completely fictional and any similarity is just coincidence. 😇
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Kpopalypse, on the right side of girl group history
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Don't tell anyone it's a secret but if you're a singer, singing three notes in a row is just kind of a thing that you do from time to time
DPR IAN to feature on one of IU double title track "Shopper"
MV for Shopper is produced by DPR Visuals and is an Electro-Pop song featuring IU's high-note singing skills in the chorus which exceed the skill from her signature 3-note from "Good Day"
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Mention a group yesterday in roundup, and then this happens.
Expect Tiny-G reformation soon
9MUSES are preparing to comeback sometime in July - August 2023 as a full group
9MUSES A subunit (Kyungri, Hyemi, Sojin, Keumjo) plans to release a new song as early as May 2023
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I'm not getting as much engagement out of my tweets as usual, I'm blaming Clyde again for borking Twitter. At least with nobody being able to read what I tweet anymore I won't have to worry about getting ratioed by a new fandom every week. You can't ratio what you can't find.
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Hey, they called themselves that, that name wasn't MY idea...
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Congratulations to Lissa Caonima for 1 million likes on the Kpopalypse Hot Takes TikTok account!
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Hey, this is a great interview I did a few years back. Gosh, it would be a shame if something happened to it due to "external forces" hint hint perhaps you don't have much more than a few hours to read this if you haven't yet ahem cough
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Kpopalypse’s 30 worst k-pop songs of 2023
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And the "I just stumbled on this person on TikTok and did no research whatsoever before commenting" award goes to:
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I guess someone didn't feel like a shark after discovering my site for the first time chiki chika chu
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The kids REALLY out here struggling with media literacy these days
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Kpopalypse’s mysteries of k-pop: what are the k-pop “generations”?
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The right attitude tbqh
i would be mad but then i realised this was kpopalypse and that miserable cunt doesnt like anything
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Honourable and dishonourable mentions for 2023
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