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3 years
Bringing back this tumblr post because it kills me every time i read it
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This is the only thing remotely related to Evangelion that i know about
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6 years
"Hey Sam how's RE2 going"
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I can't wait to piss off my entire Monster Hunter Wilds party by using my weapon swap to go from longsword to another longsword just so I don't have to sharpen
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3 years
Have you tried Final Fantasy XIV, the critically acclaimed MMO with free trial up to Heavensw- *Yoshi-p enters my house and beats me to death*
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9 months
XIV players discovering raid mechanics and latency purely because of the fall guys event is probably the funniest thing to happen in this game for a while
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2 years
Honestly the dumbest part of paying for a billboard to advertise an RP venue in XIV is that you expect FFXIV players to go outside and actually see it
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1 year
This is the peak Baldurs Gate mood
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29 days
Machinist to 100 What the fuck is a kilometer
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4 years
LMFAO OK NA LOCALIZATION TEAM I SEE YOU
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2 years
I still love that during the Elpis section of Endwalker, you get told what Meteion's primary question to answer is and Emet-Selch basically looks at Hermes and goes
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2 years
New shirt finally arrived
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18 days
My contribution to the "is Dawntrail hard" discussion is that if youre between levels 90 and 100 and still aren't capable of grasping simple mechanics or reacting to things that will kill you, it's not the games fault
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3 years
Special 10K follower celebration giveaway! RT and Like for a chance to win a Mogstation mount, no limit on which! Giveaway ends Sunday, December 26th at 9:30 PM EST
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1 month
My review of Viper now that ive messed with it in lvl 100 content
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1 year
Sorry man, the interdimensional traveling bird gets the sidecar and YOU get to pray i dont hit a pothole going 60+
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FINAL FANTASY XIV/FF14
1 year
🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️ #ファンフェス記念アイテム 「ガーロンドGL-IS」登場! 🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️💨💨🏍️ 🔹地上を高速移動できる2人乗りマウント🧑‍🤝‍🧑 🔹可愛いアルファにご注目👀✨ 期間限定のセールも実施中です❗️ 🔽その他の記念アイテムはこちら 🌐 #FF14
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15 days
I played Black Mage in Strayborough last night and I can safely say with my whole chest that I'd rather put my balls in a mantis shrimp enclosure than ever do that again
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6 months
Me too, PC Gamer, me too
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PC Gamer
6 months
Final Fantasy 14's Moogle tomestone event is getting a mini-overhaul, adding weekly and event-long challenges to gently ease players away from spamming the same duties over and over.
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1 year
This is genuinely the funniest way SE couldve done headphones for Viera and im so glad they committed to it
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1 month
Me on my way to draw me kissing your dad
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2 years
Out of all brands to declare themselves down bad for a FFXIV character i was not expecting Target
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5 months
Helldivers is going through its meta discourse and as a Super Citizen Im going to tell you the only DPS you should give a shit about as a Helldiver is your Democracy Per Second
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3 years
im gonna get fucking banned in monster hunter
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3 years
No, you wont get banned from FFXIV for talking in dungeons No you wont get banned for offering advice No you wont get banned for dipping from a stressful DF instance Every time they update the TOS people act like its the end for literally everyone lmao
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10 months
First Viper i see cosplaying Kirito from SAO im banishing to the shadow realm im sorry but thats the rules
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2 years
World of Warcraft: Heavensward
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1 month
Now im just imagining Koana at a meeting staring Wuk Lamat in the face and going "One more lane, I promise one more lane will fix Tural"
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Wuk Lamat, we cannot let Koana become Dawnservant he wants to invent highways which means he’s going to invent the DMV and that’s simply a risk we cannot take
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28 days
Me, a seasoned Samurai player, watching in awe as a level 100 Samurai doesnt apply their DoT a single time in an entire dungeon
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7 months
I dont like modding games a lot but hearing a loot bug yell "YIPPEEE!!!!" as it drags your friends corpse past you is the greatest thing a game has ever shown me
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2 years
Who at SE decided to go from nice, plain looking raid gear to some of the most extra shit ive ever seen Because they deserve a raise
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4 years
BRO I JUST WOKE UP TO GETTING DUNKED ON LIKE THIS???
@FF_XIV_EN
FINAL FANTASY XIV
4 years
BREAK THE LIMIT 🙂🤨😐😤😡 LIMIT BREAK 3 ‼️ Which #FFXIV Limit Break is your favorite? P.S. Don't forget to lock your hotbars this time... 😏
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8 months
Social skills are generally non existent on the internet but i think two big ones people need to learn the most is ignoring and moving away from (harmless) things they dont like and to learn they dont need to formulate reasons to dislike someone they dont vibe with
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2 years
Square Enix finally confirming that Viera are non-byunnary
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2 years
Do not simp for Halone shes the reason Catholicism exists in FFXIV
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2 years
Me on my way back from getting the rare gator spawn on my Island Sanctuary
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2 years
The two XIV Boomer reactions to the old trial changes are "NOOO IT WAS A RITE OF PASSAGE TO BE PERMA DEAD" and "Oh thank god i dont have to carry idiots in roulette who die immediately"
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2 years
I am a bisexual man that means im attracted to: -Goth women -Creatures that cannot be desribed by the human tongue -Fictional men
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7 months
Me waiting for my mom to stop talking to her friend at the grocery store
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5 months
At this point im begging Yoshi-P to just wear a fake mustache whenever his other game needs to be talked about and just converse with himself on stage
@aitaikimochi
☆オードリーAudrey☆
5 months
Yoshida: I can’t talk about the FFXVI x FFXIV crossover release date because there’s a panel tomorrow for FFXIV that Producer and Director Yoshi-P will be doing, and I probably should let him talk more about it otherwise he might get mad at me 😰 LMAOOOOOOOOOO #FF16
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2 years
NSFW adventurer plates are causing people to get in trouble, surprising absolutely no one
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19 days
Nice hammers, Pictomancers, but check this shit out
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20 days
We need a Picto weapon thats just a giant crayon and a coloring book
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3 years
Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker (2021)
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@magemasherz
bella 🌟🇵🇸 endwalked
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question of the day what was ur personal dumbest moment in ffxiv. mine was that i didn’t know u should stay perfectly still / out of combat til revive invincibility wears off so that healers can actually heal you
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9 months
As a reminder to you bums: This is an award for Community SUPPORT, not COMMUNITY So if FFXIV gets it again i dont wanna fuckin see more "BUT THE COMMUNITY IS BAD" takes, its not for them its for the people who work to communicate with us and bring our feedback to the devs
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Whoever was in charge of Scouting gear design DM me i wanna kiss you on the mouth
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3 years
"Toxic WoW player" is now officially shorthand for "People who have opinions i dont like" in the XIV community
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I love that people are so desperate to push back against MSQ hate that they genuinely defend the role quests which, to put it bluntly, are terrible this expac
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Dawntrail Role Quests are going well.
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7 years
And we trusted him to make a complete game with a complete story, now we're BOTH gonna be disappointed
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7 years
Final Fantasy XV director trusts players not to make nude mods
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5 years
This is so vague its almost threatening
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3 years
How to get a popular post on Twitter: 1. Post the gif of the Dragoon Gauntlet in the cinematic for Final Fantasy XIV: Heavesnward 2. Talk about how you want to fuck the dragoon armor from Final Fantasy XIV Heavensward
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Its been confirmed Sony is entirely responsible for this move and i feel so fucking bad for Arrowhead for having to not only deliver the news but deal with the backlash from it as well
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3 years
I AM SO MAD
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"FF Stranger in Paradise isnt an isekai" Why does Limp Bizkit exist in Final Fantasy then answer me Square Enix
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3 years
RT to scare a FFXIV veteran
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Finally a fate made for me
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Day 1 of being back at work after my Dawntrail vacation: I wanna go home and play Final Fantasy
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3 years
"How high is that parse" Grey, leave me alone
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XIV players are not beating the illiterate allegations because I've seen WAY too many people say Samurai got fucked
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2 years
All my pokemon mutuals in fucking shambles
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2 years
ITS FUCKING DEAD
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3 years
"Hey Sam whats it like to lead a raid team"
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Out of Context Ed, Edd n Eddy
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Im gonna make someone so fucking mad in PvP with this emote
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Idk SE i think thats a little too steep for me
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The year is 2035, Bethesda finally releases Fallout 5. You boot up your PS7 to play it, you exit a vault to blinding sunlight. As it fades youre suddenly in a cart, with a stranger telling you that you were caught trying to cross the border. The title loads Fallout 5: Skyrim
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2 years
FFXIV players dont try to fuck the old man challenge (impossible)
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Hermes: I sent out the anxious empath bird to gather the meaning of life Emet-Selch: AND YOU EXPECTED THE RESULT TO BE GOOD *WHY*?
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4 months
Yoshi-P failed to mention he is also giving us a special one time use list where he will personally execute one person of your choice
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5 years
Broke: Penis Woke: Cock, Dick, Meat Bespoke:
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2 years
Jesus fucking christ
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I honestly hate the "XIV devs should just focus on what theyre good at" argument whenever new content is hitting, or theres a debate on existing content SE experiments, this isnt a new thing. If they didnt experiment, we would be missing content today that some people love
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Apparently my clip is being used to debate clicking in XIV again so imma do this: I know people who click who are most likely better than you at the game :) Dont judge off their methods, judge off the results
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3 years
My unhealthy coping mechanism is logging onto the critically acclaimed MMO Final Fantasy XIV now with free trial with unlimited playtime up to level 60 and includes the Heavensward expansion
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6 years
This photo needs to be framed and put on display in every Square Enix office
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1 year
Log checking your DF group is probably the most turbo loser behavior ive ever heard of good lord
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This was in Expert roulette, btw. I never realized that this was a real thing weird people do.
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2 years
No hate to Zenos fans but if they bring him back again i will actually get so mad FFXIV needs to stop killing characters and going SYKE
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#EndwalkerSpoilers It's a secret why Zenos became a Reaper. It's not that they haven't thought about it, they just can't say.
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2 years
He's just standing there MENACINGLY
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10 months
Dog i just logged in what the fuck get off my island you prehistoric piece of shit
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4 years
Me getting my non XIV friends to try the game with the new free trial
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2 years
Being in NEST is just this happening but verbally and mentally
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OK yeah after doing a few runs at it, knee jerk reaction is that Viper just lost a lot of feel that made it fun No difference in opening GCD, no upkeep that matters, and buttons effectively lost their utility and turned into glorified resource building Im severely disappointed
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9 months
I see no difference
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5 years
If i ever have a reason to permanently retire from raiding its gonna be this
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2 years
DUDE HOLY SHIT
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@FF_XIV_EN
FINAL FANTASY XIV
2 years
A huge thank you to everyone who submitted their entries for the #FFXIV Weapon Design Contest. They were amazing! 🤩 Presenting the winning designs! 🖼️ We are also planning to hold another Weapon Design Contest for reaper and sage, so stay tuned!
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6 years
THIS IS THE GOOD BOY OF DEFENSE RT FOR 5 YEARS OF INCREASED DAMAGE RESISTANCE
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3 years
ALL EXISTENCE BENT TO MY WILL *Tilts picture frame on wall*
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3 years
Special 10K follower celebration giveaway! RT and Like for a chance to win either an Endwalker Digital Collectors Edition, or a Collectors Edition upgrade and 60 days of game time! Giveaway ends Sunday, December 26th at 10 PM EST
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4 years
Some other good ones
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2 years
Im extremely incapable of taking myself seriously so after months of talking privately about it heres the fuckin reveal:
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5 years
I was reminded that Castlevania S3 is hitting soon so im bringing back my absolute favorite posts from the Castlevania fandom
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2 years
NOBODY PANIC GOD NOBODY PANIC
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Incoming XIV content creator hot take (not for the faint of heart or you sensitive snowflakes) I should be allowed to hold Wuk Lamat's hand
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2 years
Ok we have some controversy and debate going on here in the XIV community so im gonna lay down the takes that are fact: Thancred can get it Thank you for your time
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11 months
Now finally, the XIV housing fanbase can touch grass
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1 year
I was given NEST trading cards Im gonna break something
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5 years
OK in celebration of my hitting 2k followers on this hellsite, im doing an XIV giveaway: -Any Mogstation items up to $30 USD -Follow/Like/RT to enter Winner will be chosen on Tuesday, April 2nd. Good luck everyone!
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3 years
Monk gain the ability to thunderclap them cheeks
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Me encouraging the red mage main to swap to machinist: Yes, untuck! Queen!
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8 months
I just got shown a clip of someone saying "FF14 players love saying its the hardest game of all time" and i gotta know who the fuck is talking to this guy about FF14 cause ive never met a single person who thinks its a hard game LMAO
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