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idk why I thought they used the same cup 😭😭😭
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very brave of you to assume I'm coping..
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No guys in 2024 we have to go vote, noba nifike natshaya ihubbly kweza queue at the voting station
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I speak to coloured people in my normal accent
What are your contributions to your society???
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Eating imohawk ye chicken is definitely an economic indicator 😭😭😭
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Tito Mboweni was out here teaching us how to cook pilchards coz he knew that’s all we’ll be able to afford after they’re done fucking us over 😭
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ingathi yi ntloko ene relaxer 🤣🤣
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Usemncane kabi, watching trash television with your spouse is unmatched
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Ndingacela undiphumele kwam nalo papa ka the simpsons
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I work with credit data & I can confirm that women are dirt broke 😭😭
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You guys tweet such, then we must be the ones RT’ing your dads missing Isuzu twin cabs
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She looks like that baddie fish on Shark Tale 😭😭
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Getting dragged by okes who pour beach water in 2 litre bottles when they come here lmfaooo
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ezinye izinto abelungu abasenzisayo espan 😂💔, you could be having the worst day kodwa funeke ukhangele umnqundu we Easter eggs 😭.
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it makes me sick that De Klerk lived long enough to hear amapiano 🤮
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“Ewe Dr ebengasoze angabaniyo lo anxiety ecofana ne phone imini yonke”
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Sana? 😭
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1) Remove the ANC, 2) use prisoners as free labour to build infrastructure
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Thank goodness I don’t come from a family like this 😂. like in what world would I not eat my aunts place
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yababona nje abantu who are going to misuse funds 😂😂😭
[BREAKING NEWS]
THE PUSH IS FINAL.
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Uzithandela nje amaphara unontombi
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4 kids nje
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wenze imistake yocinga uyimbiza kanti uyi pani. Awuna sciko 😭💔💔
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It kills me that Xhosa huns don’t see that they are EXACTLY like the gents. Country yonke ikhala ngathi we should be sticking together 😂😂😭
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I hear you, but that Aug - Oct period was laced with crack 😭
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Okes!!!! First year me dreams just came through. I’m a risk analyst 😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Xa usithi you guys uthetha ngabani?
You guys killed SUMBODY!?!! That’s fuckn insane… one of the many unproblematic Broers in the game . Now I know forreal gore le shwele dipelo 💔
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One of our relatives asked my mom ba ndenza ntoni eKapa wathi umama ndiyi security 😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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I remember my mom & I being so frustrated in joburg the one time coz we couldn’t find “Kyalami” kanti umama typed “Khaya lami” kwi GPS 😭😭😭
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Zayekwa ihouse party eMonti because niluma ipolony zabantu
Guys, who's hosting house parties in East London this Dec?
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You okes need to leave Xhosa women this year & I’m so serious
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This plate would go in rn, minus the beans ezine calamine
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ANC is sitting at 70% in Limpopo vs 62% in the EC but izibhanxa sithi?
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I don’t even know what my means are nditya imali ekwi account yam mna 😭😭😭
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Brother yakho iveze igold tooth kwi header kodwa you’re talking crazy 😂
Lol you guys are going on dates with abafana that have ibudget?😭🤚🏿
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Nobody’s evaluating 400+ documents 😂 inomntu wayo lo tender
I'm in a tender briefing for a panel of contractors!
There's 412 attendants now!
FML I would hate to be the evaluator of 400+ documents 😅😪
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imali yona ndizobanayo ukuba njani nam andiyazi but my intuition is telling me ikhona into ezayo
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1) uneducated
2) Khumsh
3) unemployed
4) student
5) Have both parents
6) Yaqabula/ hamba morning banger
7) no sense of humour
8) have a favourite celebrity couple
9) you call Sithelo “mother”
10) too many bad days
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At least nine twizza
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yoh ingathi izothanda usokolisa lento yenu
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ibraz will never compliment you man 😂😂, uLuyolo instead of telling me I smell good he just hit me with “ya fethu uyavakala ba ukhona” 😂😂😂😂
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Ndimva nge English ba akazophuma ephepheni lo 😔
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I’m getting a car this year ukba njani I don’t know but I will 🤞🏽
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I’ve known VAT to be 14% my whole life 😭😭
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lol I just got the internship I wanted & I don’t know how to feel about it 😂. Yoh God works in the most mysterious ways
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so much to be grateful for man, my sister’s business is booming, my other sister got a promotion, I got my dream job & oledy is retired driving the car of her dreams. 🥺🥺❤️
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heavy heavy
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@MoreTwoLyf
by saying I don’t want my kid to be raised in an apartheid planned community? Lmaooooo
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niggas sacrificed the work of Mandela,Tambo & co for skinny jeans & V350d’s. Poor😭😭😭
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Early 20’s are only nice coz you have the energy & that’s about it. Nothing can convince me that the constant anxiety about your future, heartbreak, learning & unlearning yourself is worth it. On top of being broke as fuck hayi rha! 😂
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“Yho if ubuthethe izolo” & keep it moving 😂😂
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umntu uzobuza thina on Twitter why the people in the EC are voting for the ANC kodwa umamakhe umyekile ku WhatsApp ethwele iqhiya ye ANC. Sanusiqhela
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my mom is super affectionate 😂❤️
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It’s unfortunate that he’s going to take the blame, bayivithize bonke equally.
Ramaphosa has blood on his hands. Uyivithizile iANC 😭😭
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Awuzolunga mntanam hambo lungisa umatric 😔
Guys does college NSFAS campus student of Res if student centre?please guys🙏🏾
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Just like there is no punishment for crimes in SA there is no reward for being a good citizen. Shaya ingathi awuboni
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we gonna need to be humble this week & I’m so serious
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when he took the picture of what’s in the fridge so the family wouldn’t waste electricity opening the fridge 😭😭😭
What’s the funniest way Julius tried to save money in Everybody Hates Chris?
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Little miss pharakazi
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Yho ha.a khabe li lady 😭😭
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I can’t believe my biggest problem right now is having to choose between a grad program at a big bank & permanent employment. like this is my life bro 😭😭🤌🏾
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“Depression yantoni na doctor kodwa umntu uya nge moto eskolweni.. yerrr abantwana”
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ndlela le akhohlakale ngayo akanothathwa nakwi sacrifice
This new thing of sacrificing your ex in Gauteng for R900,000 is very wrong.
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lmaoo I just thought of the dstv threats “uba awufundi ndizocima le dish” 😂😂😂😂
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udura nyani umgidi
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“Being unproductive & unable to complete general tasks are signs of mental illness”
“Ha.a doctor sumthethelela li vila eli” 😭😭😭
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Ubudoda 🙏🏽
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noba uAndile Mpisane ubone ku tshatwa kle weekend waqonda asoze aphoswe, totally on brand 😂😂😂
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my 3 year old nephew just woke up & said "yoh niyadika nonke" and went back to sleep 😂😂😭
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ingxaki zethu ziningi kabi
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I still rate they could’ve created shelters for abamama base buhlanti & other street vendor. but hey an outdoor gym is way more important 👍🏽
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okes if the country goes to shit, where are we running to? personally I’m saying Botswana 😭🙏🏽
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Yho guys the issue is deeper than just financial management. For most of us our parents were the first generation to get Professional jobs in their families.
Our parents had to wait till retirement in order to build their dream home, be able to pay off debt or even drive a car. Some passed on without any of it. They did the best they could, with what they knew. This is why we must educate ourselves about financial management.
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