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I've been called worse.

San Diego, CA
Joined March 2008
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@knofun
chris
4 months
Tatis communicating with #dodgers fans in right field #padres #NLDS
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2 years
@elonmusk @business I love this new real time fact checking.
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@knofun
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3 years
@Kaepernick7 here's hoping you get added to the list of defendants in the defamation lawsuit
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@knofun
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5 years
@dbongino I would argue the press is "most effective" in destroying press credibility šŸ¤”.
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@knofun
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2 years
How on earth did the women's deadlift world record holder @ZubyMusic not get this job?.
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2 years
@WatcherGuru Don't reply at all, just like $META's customer service team.
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2 years
@DavidSacks @mcuban @Twitter His tweets before was pres were šŸ”„ tbh
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@knofun
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3 years
@JoeBiden Let's go Brandon.
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3 years
@JackPosobiec better, and with the audio
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3 years
@buntopolis @Newsweek Is the USPS one of those coequal branches?.
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@knofun
chris
6 years
The kids are alright.
@RealSaavedra
Ryan Saavedra
6 years
Students at a vigil for the STEM School shooting in Highlands Ranch reportedly walked out of the event after Democrat politicians Jason Crow and Michael Bennet made remarks and students said the tragedy was being politicized. Outside, students chanted: "Mental health!"
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@CNN That's. literally how this country was founded.
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@knofun
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2 years
@CNN Still not as big of a drop as public trust in mainstream media like CNN.
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3 years
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3 years
@RepThomasMassie Welp I should have searched more
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@knofun
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3 years
@GavinNewsom Except a court of law just found he didn't break the law. Thank goodness for checks and balances against people like you who think you're a king.
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4 months
@unusual_whales Mean tweets more important than the greater goodā€¦. again šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø.
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chris
3 years
Headlines like this are misleading. Try this:. ā€œRecipient of the most votes in US history is now somehow the least popular president in 77 years.ā€.
@dcexaminer
Washington Examiner
3 years
President @JoeBiden finally did it. The lackluster leaderā€™s approval rating has fallen below every president of the modern era at this stage of their term.
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chris
3 years
@CNN Live look at Joe Roganā€™s audience vs CNNā€™s audience
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@AP This tweet is an editorial. I thought this was a news account?.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
Yes the markets are down but my favorite NFTs just sent me a CBD vape šŸ¤Æ #stonedapecrew
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@knofun
chris
5 years
If @realDonaldTrump really wants to send a message to @jack he should skip the executive order, pin a tweet with a link to his @getongab profile and completely switch over.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@JoeBiden See if you can spot on this chart when @JoeBiden took office
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2 years
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
12 years
Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure,it's not your fault.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@Timcast No one cares. Put up a poll for beanie or no beanie.
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@knofun
chris
7 years
I just learned that the new vegas hockey team twitter is savage AF
@GoldenKnights
Vegas Golden Knights
7 years
Reminder: The entire reason the city of Las Vegas was built was for visitors to lose BIGšŸ˜Ž.
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@knofun
chris
4 years
What the fuck are you idiots spending your time doing?.
@WebMD
WebMD
4 years
Sex should be removed as a legal designation on the public part of birth certificates, the American Medical Association (AMA) said Monday.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
My businessman came back with a new little fren. @StonedApeCrew #wakeup
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@Jason 1. Hospitals arenā€™t full. 2. Vaccines / Boosters donā€™t prevent spread. 3. Pandemic over.
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@knofun
chris
4 years
Every #Padres fan right now to every #Dodgers fan:
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chris
3 years
@AP Itā€™s almost like the virus is gonna virus regardless how many freedoms we strip away šŸ¤”.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@JoeBiden Prior to 1983, social security was not taxable. Joe Biden voted successfully in favor of taxing 50% of social security. In 1993, Joe Biden was the deciding vote in raising taxes on social security from 50% to 85%.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@RepThomasMassie So jealous of this. Waiting on the step by step YouTube diy guide šŸ™šŸ¼.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@Oilfield_Rando I make my living from internet advertising, Iā€™ve personally tested 99% of ad platforms out there. Weā€™ve never made a profit on Twitter ads, and itā€™s because their ad tech sucks. If Twitter ads were like IG ads youā€™d probably be buying an ugly christmas sweater right now.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@AP This you @KamalaHarris?
@KamalaHarris
Kamala Harris
6 years
.@JussieSmollett is one of the kindest, most gentle human beings I know. Iā€™m praying for his quick recovery. This was an attempted modern day lynching. No one should have to fear for their life because of their sexuality or color of their skin. We must confront this hate.
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2 years
@JoeBiden "Price increases in the economy came down". That's a weird way of saying prices went up but not as much.
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chris
2 years
@CBSNews His lawyers found them and returned them which means no one even knew they were gone? Seems like a bit of a double standard
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@CNNSotu @CNN Donā€™t those vaccines prevent infection tho? šŸ¤”.
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2 years
@ScottAdamsSays Boredom begets creativity.
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3 years
@JoeBiden Cool, China and India are doing the same thing right?.
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@knofun
chris
4 months
@MLB I wonder how Paul Skenes played today šŸ¤”.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
Let's go #NukedApeCrew
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3 years
@JoeBiden Letā€™s go Brandon!.
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3 years
@TwitterLive Twitter needs a dislike button
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3 years
@CNN When will you cover Fauci lying under oath?
@R_H_Ebright
Richard H. Ebright
3 years
"NEWLY RELEASED documents provide details of US-funded research on. coronaviruses at the Wuhan Institute of Virology. The Intercept has obtained more than 900 pages of documents detailing. work of. EcoHealth Alliance. at the Chinese lab. ".
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@knofun
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2 years
@JoeBiden What did you make Joe?.
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6 years
@darrencraine @realDonaldTrump @jack I wonder what the effect on twitter would be if @realDonaldTrump switched to @getongab šŸ¤”.
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@knofun
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2 years
@marcraimondi @espnmma To leave @stylebender off is a joke.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@cspan "We planned for every contingency" - @JoeBiden.
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@knofun
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4 months
@MLBONFOX @Dodgers Thatā€™s a weird shot of Tommy Edman šŸ¤”.
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chris
3 years
@ScottAdamsSays But then they wouldn't be immune from lawsuits or damages that could result from the use of the shot. Big legal difference between a vaccine and a therapeutic.
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@knofun
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4 years
@zerohedge Has he ever heard of Florida?.
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@knofun
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8 years
"Anybody who doesnā€™t change their mind a lot is dramatically underestimating the complexity of the world we live in.ā€ . Jeff Bezos.
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@knofun
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3 years
@RepThomasMassie Congressmen who can code are the best kind.
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@knofun
chris
4 years
@CNN šŸ¤”šŸ¤”šŸ¤”
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@knofun
chris
3 years
Couldn't resist, sent them off again. Thanks to @StonedApeCrew Number 824 for letting me rent your rainbow business man. Hopefully they come back with a nuked donut loving mystic šŸ¤ž
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@TimOnPoint @DeAngelisCorey @AFTunion Wow they really buried that after saying ā€œmasks are recommendedā€ 8-9 times?
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@knofun
chris
4 years
@fleccas No you need a jr level php programmer and the data.
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@knofun
chris
9 months
When you are degening out on @StonedApeCrew's space missions and they toss you a $600 NFT šŸ¤“
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@knofun
chris
4 years
@TheHustle Clearly lots of likes from people whoā€™ve never been to in-n-out šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@CollinRugg @elonmusk Why buy anything, he already spent $44 Billion. Enable Vine, long form tweets, paid subscriptions & email newsletters. All are fairly trivial technically or already built inside twitter. Just turn it on.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@AlexBerenson @Twitter @elonmusk You're a reporter who's never run a tech company. Maybe have an ounce of trust in the process?.
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chris
2 years
@KevinKileyCA Is there a website or account that only tracks and posts all the unconstitutional laws heā€™s signed? šŸ¤”.
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@knofun
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4 years
@SteveMillerOC This will accelerate existing inequality because private schools will continue to teach higher math. Inexcusable.
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@knofun
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4 years
@chamath It certainly would have a much more enduring effect. on businesses moving out of state or offshore.
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@KendraWilkinson when its your child it's called "parenting" #prettysure.
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@knofun
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3 years
@SolanaInsider @StonedApeCrew one more would totally be staked but he's off on a DMT adventure
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@knofun
chris
3 years
Pretty impressed with @AkariLabs had to ape in
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@knofun
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3 years
@ProFootballTalk Natural immunity > vaccine immunity.
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4 years
@Kredo0 @RaheemKassam Maybe just refuse to be cancelled? šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø.
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3 years
@JoeBiden What do you think working families are supposed to do with this?
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@knofun
chris
8 years
"Dumbed down my raps, doubled my dollars." - JayZ
@ProductHunt
Product Hunt šŸ˜ø
8 years
Cleartext: A text editor that allows only the 1,000 most common words šŸ“āœØ
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2 years
@mjs_DC Nice! Is there an address in Martha's Vineyard we can send donations to?.
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@knofun
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4 years
@hnshah Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards. Soren Kierkegaard.
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3 years
@JoeBiden What did the families in Waukesha say?.
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4 years
@BrianNorgard @naval The best things in life are earned, not bought.
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3 years
@KevinKileyCA šŸ˜†šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ gfy @GavinNewsom.
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3 years
@CNN gfy.
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2 years
@WatcherGuru His one goal should be to not drop the soap.
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@knofun
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3 years
@kevinrose KuCoin does this natively
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4 years
@CNN Odd that you never present stats this way for CFR. Letā€™s try it: ā€œMore than 99.41% of those infected with Covid-19 recoveredā€.
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chris
3 years
@ZubyMusic Not much to say other than it was a publicity stunt
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@knofun
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1 year
@WIRED Said Wired. <checks notes>. on Twitter.
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@knofun
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8 years
That moment she remembers she's married šŸ˜‚
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@knofun
chris
4 years
Yet another time @GavinNewsom stepped on his constituents rights.
@DeAngelisCorey
Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
4 years
NEW: U.S. 9th Circuit Court of AppealsĀ ruled Friday that California unconstitutionally violated families' rights by forcing private schools to close in 2020.
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2 years
@elonmusk Just flex on em and buy 10 more jets.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
Feels like a big deal.
@DeAngelisCorey
Corey A. DeAngelis, school choice evangelist
3 years
BREAKING: U.S. Supreme Court just ruled in a 6-3 decision that preventing school choice families from taking their children's taxpayer-funded education dollars to religious private schools violated the Free Exercise Clause of the 1st Amendment.
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3 years
@Jason @GavinNewsom 4/Return it to the rightful owners.
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2 years
@CNN who tf is lizzo.
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5 years
@markbspiegel @elonmusk @Lebeaucarnews Because heā€™s African-American not African-Chinese.
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@knofun
chris
4 years
@ChrisMegerian @mathewi @AP_Politics I'm assuming everyone outraged by this inflammatory tweet has read their sworn affidavits alleging intimidation, coercion, and death threats to them and their families if they didn't vote to certify? And we're all cool with that?.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
This guy gets it. Plus runs a country full of epic right hand pointbreaks šŸ¤”.
@nayibbukele
Nayib Bukele
3 years
Iā€™m sending 52 legal reforms to congress, to remove red tape, reduce bureaucracy, create tax incentives, citizenship in exchange for investments, new securities laws, stability contracts, etc. The plan is simple: as the world falls into tyranny, weā€™ll create a haven for freedom.
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@knofun
chris
3 years
@JoeBiden Can we please see the data that describes this overwhelming majority?.
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chris
2 years
@CNN Is step one of his plan joining Wolf Blitzer for an exclusive interview? šŸ™„.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@JoeBiden * Raise taxes on every American.
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3 years
@AP How's her stock portfolio doing though? šŸ§.
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@knofun
chris
2 years
@KristiNoem @GenChuckYeager @elonmusk Instead of like tiktok can we make it like the mythical ā€œChinese tiktokā€ where is amplifies STEM content and achievements?.
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@knofun
chris
9 years
Don't say work smarter not harder when optimum yield is obviously achieved at working smarter and harder.
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