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@kittncorn

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@kittncorn
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1 year
jeremy swayman and david pastrnak in the produce department at the north station star market
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Ty Anderson
1 year
After practice and talking with Swayman, I can officially confirm this. He blades “everywhere.”
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2 years
LMAOOOO i hope devils fans enjoyed their linsanity run
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4 years
@FitzGSN_ bruce wayne killed his mentor, you’ve gotta wonder if he’s uncoachable
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24 days
ryan strome ass shooter, i’m gonna throw up
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9 months
93 in a slump heading into a flyers game? say less
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1 year
you’ve gotta be a sick person to enjoy this penguins downfall
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7 months
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@NickZararis
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7 months
Panarin shooting at the highest rate of his career has unlocked so much for that line. I’m so curious as to what clicked for him coming into the year
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3 years
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2 years
can’t wait
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2 years
🔜
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2 years
i wanna shake the hand of the agent of chaos who decided to schedule the mets and yankees’ likely playoff openers, at home, on the same night as the NYR season opener against tampa at MSG
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2 months
i’m done with trouba discourse in general but it rings especially hollow when the same talking heads willfully ignore the panthers’ entire roster running around trying to decapitate people throughout multiple playoff series
@NHLPlayerSafety
NHL Player Safety
2 months
NY Rangers’ Jacob Trouba has been fined $5,000, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for elbowing Florida’s Evan Rodrigues.
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2 years
the NHL, on national television, determining where 18-yo alexis lafrenière would spend the next several years of his life
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3 years
everyone to jack sparrow in dead man’s chest:
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2 months
aight
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@domluszczyszyn
dom 📈
2 months
2024 Stanley Cup chances after Game 2 of the conference finals
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chris
2 years
the rangers should make chytil the 2C, sign zach aston-reese to take his place in the bottom six, and stockpile cap space to go after rentals at the deadline again and leave the books for summer 2023 clean. ty for coming to my ted talk
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chris
2 years
we’re so back
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@CJTDevil
CJ Turtoro
2 years
I'm relatively certain the Rangers organization's primary goal for the season is to disprove xG models.
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chris
10 months
this is the most disrespectful graphic i think i’ve ever seen, i hope it’s taped to the locker room wall
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@FitzGSN_
Fitz
10 months
I’d just be playing the SNF pregame in the locker room if I’m Saleh. See how they’re talking more about all the other shit. If that don’t piss the dudes off, nothing will
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2 years
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@777jorgeivan
toxic king
2 years
Y’all ever listen to somebody lie and just be like damn you talented
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@kittncorn
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3 years
@OhRyanMead 4) beat up tom wilson once that’s the entire reason they signed him
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2 years
sometimes i think about how the rangers turned like a month of rick nash into k’andre, lindgren, and strome and just laugh
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2 years
let’s run it back tonight
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chris
2 years
gameday
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@FitzGSN_
Fitz
2 years
Gameday
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2 years
ha. ha ha. haha ha ha. haha. ha
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2 years
there are ppl i genuinely respect on here who’ll tell you this man is 1) overpaid and 2) not a true 1C
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5 years
@TheClemReport antonio brown after successfully finessing his way out of oakland to play for the one team the steelers wouldn’t trade him to
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@BoltsByTheBay
Bolts By The Bay
2 years
Did you know the rangers have a bunch of kids on one line?
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1 year
i saw an opportunity and i took it
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2 years
@FitzGSN_ they told us antti raanta didn’t move the needle and then hyped up bug-eyed ben scrivens lmfaooo
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7 years
@FeitsBarstool Tom Brady is the Night King confirmed
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2 years
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@SNYRangers
Rangers Videos
2 years
Happy Henrik Day. 👑👑👑
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2 years
i’ll be at the beach tn so naturally if the rangers win i’ll jump in the ocean in a jersey
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@NickZararis
Nick
8 months
What the fuck was Gerard Gallant doing the the last two years?
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5 years
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4 years
@BatmanSlander batman driving around looking for the lowest gas price while the joker lays waste to downtown gotham is sending me
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7 months
@dirtbagqueer choosing to believe he took off with the intent to slide and then when it was time to go down the voices took over
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chris
1 year
this the guy some of y’all told me was “too weak on the puck” and “a brat for not accepting the AHL assignment he clearly needed”?? lmao
@TheStanchion
Wyatt Arndt
1 year
This Kravtsov shift is the Rick Tocchet wet dream:
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@kittncorn
chris
2 years
lmao if igor plays 40+ games and the rangers still finish at or below 95 points i’ll get a tattoo of dom’s choice on my ass
@domluszczyszyn
dom 📈
2 years
2022-23 NHL projected standings and playoff chances, updated daily at @TheAthleticNHL
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chris
1 year
MY american hero would never miss a game in philly
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@jonmoxIeys
chris kreider respecter
1 year
wow he dont even wanna play tomorrow i thought this was yalls american hero? we are playing important games rn and he dont wanna fly in sooner? smh not my american hockey player
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chris
2 years
when satan comes to collect our souls the first thing i’ll do in hell is find david quinn
@sammmystern
Sammmy
2 years
Kids
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3 years
@knicks_tape99 you put US dollars on kirk cousins? that’s on you
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8 months
every goddam year ppl on here say mika zibanejad is overpaid and overrated and then suddenly it’s late december and he’s played every and is cruising to another 30 goal PPG season with strong underlying numbers in all situations
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2 years
remember when mika logged on to twitter dot com in june to call out the NHL for kreidbanejad erasure and then disappeared for months
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chris
3 years
oh no
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@FitzGSN_
Fitz
3 years
My pops is gonna be livid when I tell him tomorrow’s game is only on Hulu lmao
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3 years
@OhRyanMead i, for one, cannot wait to inexplicably lose 4-0 to this same team in 48 hours
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@kittncorn
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2 months
@FitzGSN_ imagine if ppl talked about the kansas city chiefs like “yeah the broncos had them dead to rights except for mahomes, shit ain’t sustainable”
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1 year
breaking news: chris prefers a date with either dua lipa or zendaya
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3 years
@FitzGSN_ “all of y’all”
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chris
2 years
pontius pilate:
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2 years
I want Carpenter detained and sentenced by the end of the night.
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@kittncorn
chris
3 years
joe burrow playing behind the bengals’ o-line:
@BrittanyLynne
Brittany Mahomes
3 years
I just wish I could do what I want without getting attacked every week.
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chris
3 years
me watching any andrew luck highlight ever:
@johnrivers131
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Colts o-line should be ashamed of themselves
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2 years
gallantanamo bay etc etc
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3 years
the BYU admissions committee every fall:
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@kittncorn
chris
2 months
93 and 20’s strengths don’t lie in 5v5 play driving and i firmly believe that’s not a fatal flaw in itself, the problem comes when you don’t give them a top-6 caliber guy who complements them and throw them at brutal matchups in the playoffs with frank vatrano and jack roslovic
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Nick
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The Rangers are at an organizational crossroads. Double down on a group that's failed to break through, or take a step back and honestly account for what isn't working
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2 years
need to see a venn diagram of the NYR fans who want a val nichushkin on their team and the NYR fans who wanna trade kakko
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3 years
@oocsitcoms
no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉
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quote with the funniest tv show scene you’ve watched
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3 years
@FitzGSN_ if i were making less than half my market value so my teammates could get paid i’d demand a lot of them too
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chris
1 year
update:
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@NickZararis
Nick
1 year
Time to see if the Rangers are ready for war
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chris
3 months
ovi left circle one timer in 2024
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@FitzGSN_
Fitz
3 months
I remember when the Caps power play used to put the fear of god in me
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2 years
@FitzGSN_ we all thought neal pionk was HIM for a minute, we were down horrendous
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5 months
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@knicks_tape99
kyle
5 months
Looking at the numbers some guys in mlb put up during 18-19 juiced ball era is comedy
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chris
1 month
as a lifelong leafs fan, if we trade marner for a defenseman it should be a proven Leader like jacob trouba who’ll bring Grit and Size to the lineup come playoff time, i’d even retain salary to make it happen
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dom 📈
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marner for theodore+ or bust
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chris
5 months
why would rangers fans allocate more than 3 thoughts’ worth of headspace to the devils? we’ve got like half a dozen other opps and some of them will still be playing hockey in two months
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m 🧚🏼‍♀️
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rangers fans aren’t even good at banter they’re just obnoxious & repeat the same 3 things
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3 years
@Miss_Met narrowly edges out jacob degrom vs the win column
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2 years
gameday
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2 years
Gameday
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2 years
me watching the 1982 john carpenter movie:
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@based_shesty philadelphia is just yonkers w overrated gas stations i fear
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3 years
@FitzGSN_ mans channeling the brassard clapper in that 16 jersey? it’s over for the league
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he’s just like me fr
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@JRoslovic96
Jack Roslovic
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NYR BABBY
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goodnight
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4 years
@FitzGSN_ pre-injury shump was on his way to being a perennial all-star and no one can tell me otherwise
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@TheAthleticNHL
The Athletic NHL
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"I think a lot of people need to stop questioning whether this team is legit or not." @domluszczyszyn and @jkamckenzie join @hailey_salvian to discuss the Rangers' journey from a rebuild to the Eastern Conference finals.
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1 year
starting to think a healthy colorado just waltzes to another cup after the juggernauts in the east all kill each other
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Fitz
1 year
The playoffs in the East will be a WAR
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chris
2 years
the sport having an authentically marketable young star instead of having to gaslight us into thinking auston matthews has a personality is a game-changer
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Nick
2 years
Trevor Zegras wearing 5.5 inch inseam shorts on the cover of NHL 23 is a cultural reset
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2 years
honestly the rage decision he made after this could’ve been A LOT worse than extending harpur for roughly the league minimum so i won’t complain
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2 years
okay fine whatever i’ll play
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@johnrivers131
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One thing that’s wild about the nfl is how quickly hope is disappears
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@FitzGSN_ i’ve had enough of the rempe discourse but i need zac jones in the lineup fr, they gotta get the puck out of their own end with quick, crisp passes in the face of that forecheck
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2 years
@JFreshHockey the early signing rights to jack johnson and a pair of used skis
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2 years
would be the most rangers thing ever if the team just spent the afternoon at disney world to cleanse the vibes, like someone pls drop a photo of key and laf on splash mountain i need it
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chris
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@big_business_
Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴
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Give me every Jürgen Klopp meme
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@MySportsUpdate
Ari Meirov
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Thanks to Tom Brady, all 32 teams received a memo from the NFL this week threatening punishment for breaking tablets and/or other league-issued equipment, per @JayGlazer .
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chris
1 year
torts: i want this forward group to have more bite to its game fletcher: say less
@NHLFlyers
Philadelphia Flyers
1 year
TRADE ALERT: We have acquired forward @blemieux22 and a 2024 fifth-round draft pick from the Los Angeles Kings in exchange for forward Zack MacEwen. Details:
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@FitzGSN_
Fitz
2 years
Bratt Pack went private? Is his linsanity run over??
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chris
1 year
torn between “the rangers can’t give lindgren a long-term deal with his style of play” and “the rangers absolutely cannot let lindgren walk under any circumstances bc they’re also losing norris-level adam fox”
@hockeystatcards
HockeyStatCards
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#NHL GameScore Impact Card for New York Rangers on 2023-03-12: #NYR #Rangers
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chris
2 years
AND DEANGELO, POOR SPORT THAT HE IS,
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@sammmystern
Sammmy
2 years
Every SINGLE NHL GM should be frothing at the mouth to extend a offersheet to Kaapo Kakko. Every single one. All of them.
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@jonmoxIeys
chris kreider respecter
2 years
explain these names to a victorian child
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chris
2 years
devonta smith vs stingley tonight?
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4 years
@TheClemReport if david johnson can fetch hopkins saquon might bring in calvin johnson, randy moss and a time machine
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chris
2 years
the 2019 nats and braves to brodie van wagenen
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@TheClemReport gary apple cost us the wild card prove me wrong
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3 years
@FitzGSN_ vitali kravtsov died for this
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chris
1 year
the joel quenneville redemption arc is really gonna be pushed on us next year, this league is despicable
@NHL_Watcher
NHL Watcher
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Dreger on Insider Trading says Quenneville and Stan Bowman both working to get back to the NHL. Quenneville will have a call with AHL coaches next month to share some of the lessons he has learned. He has also been working with NHL executive VP Kim Davis for most of the season.
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chris
4 years
@FitzGSN_ me when the rangers miss the playoffs by 2 points bc the rest of the the regular season is canceled
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chris
2 years
like we were trotting out 1C derek stepan against the kings’ death lineup in a SCF and now y’all wanna raise issues with a dude who scores, drives play on both ends at evens, plays on both special teams units, and has missed one game in the past 3 seasons?? tf do you people WANT
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