kissy ◇
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NO MINORS PLEASE! • proship • r18 • izuku & himiko enthusiast! • toxic deku stan • 🚫🔁💥💚 • 🔁🔪🍡 • 20↑ • bi • filipino
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Joined September 2021
♡ about me!. (i also occasionally write short threads and incorrect quotes)
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i think izuku is a shoujo protag stuck in a battle shonen.
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the west longs for the filipino way of drinking soda from the sari-sari store
I ordered a regular cold brew from a hip coffee shop and they handed me this. I think it’s biodegradable which is great but there has to be a better way to prevent plastic waste than making people perform public humiliation rituals sipping an IV bag of coffee
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"hanahaki bkdk" this, "hanahaki bkdk" that. what about katsuki waiting, waiting, /waiting/ to cough up flowers, but he never does?. izuku. loves him back, after all?. but why. did he not choose katsuki?.
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bakugou katsuki's stronger than me because i wouldn't have waited 8 years to tap that
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katsuki driving home post-431, thinking, "Well, at least it wasn't fuckass Rody Soul.".
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the fact that i unironically love this,,, their flushed cheeks and the tongues??? izuku being a little dazed???. i need someone to hit me with a frying pan
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izuku's mask + izuku's blackwhip gloves. the "Secret Project"'s gonna be called "My Bisexual Academia" #MHA430 #MHASpoilers
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bkdk. 💥, drunk off his ass: izuku. if not me, at least choose someone who's actually worth it. 💥: go with half and half. hell, go form a polycule with toga and round cheeks. 💥: just PLEASE don't choose fuckass rody soul 🥹😭. 💚, his husband of 5 years: mhmm. okay, kacchan. .
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"Bakugou saw Izuku as a hero, but Ochako was the one who saw him as a human.". One of the dumbest takes ever.
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i apologize shinsou stannies i was not familiar with the trenches y'all are in.
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“I ALREADY TOLD YOU! I HAVE A BOYFRIEND, HE JUST GOES TO ANOTHER SCHOOL!”. Denki raises his eyebrow at Bakugou’s suspisciously loud denial. “. Right,” Denki drawls out, “and what’s his name again?”. “DEKU!”. A totally normal name for a totally real boyfriend. Yup.
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bkdk got married young, so izuku goes by "bakugou izuku" nowadays. he goes to a high school known for its research program. his husband, katsuki, is a heroics student at ua. no one knows that they're married. ---. "Bakugou Izuku?" Denki asks, "wow, you guys are cousins?".
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IF HIMIKO LIVED, WOULD OCHAKO STILL PURSUE IZUKU ROMANTICALLY? DISCUSS.
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horikoshi kohei THE first mangaka to make phenomenal hetero, yaoi, and yuri bait 😭😭😭😭 LIKE??????????? THE HELL.
@SapTwilight IMO it’s bc a whole bunch of literary asspulls had to be made in 431 to connect Iz/chs narratives to make it make sense that the story has been leading up to them getting tgth, including making kmjr platonic since their moment in the PLW parallels Kt’s death. It’s sooo forced lol
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i'm gonna made fun of for this but OH MY GOD??? THE WAY THEY'RE STANDING NEXT TO EACH OTHER??? BEING IN EACH OTHER'S SPACE AND SHIT??? OH MY GOD
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they both looked their best when they were on their way to save each other
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2nd year bkdk. izuku throws up one morning. 💚: bweh 🤢🤮. 💥: IZUKU, IZUKU!!! IS ̶o̶u̶r̶ ̶b̶a̶b̶y̶ THE EMBER OKAY??!!!. 💚: ??? i got food poisoning, kacchan.
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bakugou got drunk. ---. "Bakugou's kissing a tree," Shouto mumbles to the phone, "Please come pick him up, Midoriya.". Katsuki keeps going at it until Izuku arrives. "Kacchan, what are you doing?".
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i like the idea of pro heroes teasing bakugou about deku. mirko loudly saying deku's name whenever katsuki's around ("DEKU and i teamed up today, and. "). best jeanist going love mentor mode ("how you present yourself to your lover is important. come on, put on these jeans").
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"izuku is boyest boy" "izuku is babygirl". midoriya izuku, your gender's so all-encompassing, your soul too expansive. they can't comprehend that you're simultaneously a babygirl boy and boyish babygirl. they'll kill you.
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ochako telling katsuki that her and izuku broke up because she realized she's a lesbian. "go to him. there's nothing keeping you apart anymore.". meanwhile rody soul flies in from otheon to move and stay in japan. "DADDY LONGDICK JUST LANDED IN SHIZUOKA PREFECTURE, BABY!".
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daily reminder that bakugou katsuki tore what is essentially izuku's parting words/last will in front of the whole class
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Bakugou calling Deku "Izuku" while everyone else calls him "Midoriya" and "Deku"
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barbarian king katsuki being told that marrying just one omega (izuku) isn't enough. he is mandated to marry multiple spouses. katsuki contacted a powerful mage (ochako) to open portals, marrying izukus from alternate realities.
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ochako: deku-kun, i'm in love with a batshit crazy blonde. izuku: [gasp] you're in love with kacchan?. ochako: wha- no, toga himiko!. izuku: oh.
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katsudeku reincarnation au that is NOT angst. they get reborn again and again, they both retain their memories. ---. mitsuki turns her head just in time to see her toddler sprinting through the playground towards another green-haired boy.
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you see, this type of shit makes me think that izuku is pregnant with his and katsuki's child LMAAAAOOO
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manifesting circle:. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯. KATSUDEKU. 🕯 CANON 🕯. LIKE, FOR REAL. 🕯 🕯. 🕯 🕯. everyone light a candle.
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“He’s Bakugou’s childhood friend and current boyfriend,” he adds as an afterthought.
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"Bakugou," he speaks, "you. Did you just kiss your COUSIN?".
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💥, waking up in the hospital post-war: "Where's. Izuku?". Mitsuki: ". Who do you think gave you the heart?". 💥: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO–". Mitsuki: "LMFAAOOOOOOO living people can't donate hearts, you MORON. Izu-kun's in the cafeteria.".
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OH, KATSUKI HAS TO BE QUIET?.HE HAS TO BE CALM?. HE HAS TO. ? CONTROL HIS HEART??? ALL THE WHILE IZUKU IS BEING (unintentionally) ISOLATED BY THOSE AROUND HIM, HAS SURVIVOR'S GUILT. OKAYYY. I THINK I'VE SEEN THIS FILM BEFORE!!! BUT OKAY. I'M SAT. #MHASPOILERS.#MHA425.
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"Of course you wanna be like the one you love. It's natural. So you end up decking yourself out to look like him. But after enough time, even that's not enough. You literally want to become him. There's no helping it."
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haha funny shirt, bakugou! that kind of shirt humor reminds me of--. reminds me of. huh
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"Come on, Deku!" Ochako giggles, nudging her friend's side with an elbow. "Tell us who your Pro Hero crush is!". Izuku sputtered, "I can't! It's too embarrassing!". The brunette beside him pouted. "But I told you about mine. ". Izuku sighs. He can never deny peer pressure.
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camie tries to help out with bkdk. ✨️: okay. so. what moves have you done for izu-cutie?. 💥: well. i saved up for a power suit for 6 years. and then asked him to join my agency. ✨️: aurkay. have you like. asked him for coffee. ?.
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middle school katsudeku got into a secret relationship. however, things shifted when they got into ua. "Hey, Bakugou," Kirishima sings, casually draping his arm around Katsuki, "are the rumors true? You gotta boyfriend?". Katsuki shoved Kirishima's arm away. "No, I don't.".
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katsuki: [stomp, stOMP, STOMP] IZUKU!!! 🤬🤬🤬. izuku: kacchan what the fuck do you want, it’s a sunday afternoon 😠. katsuki: KISSES 🤬. izuku: awww c’mere 🥺 [places small kisses all over katsuki’s forehead]. katsuki: 🤬😡😠😤😌🥺.
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Izuku, dressed up as Katsuki: O-OUT OF MY WAY, EXTRAS!! (please 🥺). Katsuki: THAT'S A SHITTY IMPRESSION! YOU WERE TOO CUTE!!! 😡🤬😡🤬. Izuku:. Class 1A:. Aizawa:. Robots:.
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"Holy shit," Katsuki says, staggering gasps of breath as he pins Izuku down with a /look/, "There's two of you. Best day of my fucking life.".
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katsuki got hit with a quirk that loosens him up. his inhibitions go bye-bye. it makes him an unapologetic izuku midoriya simp. ---. Katsuki: Fuck. FUCK. I'm crazy for the nerd. Call me deku-sional. Kirishima: 🙃 Come on, bro. Let's get you to Recovery Girl.
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imagine izuku dies and they build a statue to commemorate him. katsuki HATES the statue because:. "they forgot to put izuku's FUCKING. /FRECKLES/.".
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aged up bkdk. izuku takes drunk katsuki home from a night out with their friends. 💥: what. WHAT THE FUCK. why do you have hickeys all over your neck??! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME? i'm gonna take you back from that fucker!!!. 💚: kacchan. /you/ gave me these right before we left.
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@izukuthinker IN MY MIND THOSE ARE GREGGO MEN'S LACE-UP LEATHER DRESS SHOES IN BLACK BY CHRISTIAN LOUBOUTIN
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Katsuki stomped his little foot, garnering Mitsuki's attention. "What is it, brat?" she asks, exasperated. "I /said/," Katsuki huffs, "I want to marry Deku." The kid's determination is endearing, if not tiring. Mitsuki sighs fondly. "Why Izu-kun?".
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I remember seeing a post relaying a JP fan's observation. Katsuki always enacts violent moves with his right hand.
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bkg would be offended if he were to be called an honorary member of the dekusquad. --. "Honorary?! HONORARY?!?!?! I WAS /THERE/ WHEN THE DEKUSQUAD FORMED, ASSHOLE! I'M ONE OF THE FOUNDING MEMBERS, DIPSHIT! BET YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT IT USED TO BE 'BAKUGOU AGENCY'!".
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dkbk where katsuki is quirkless. ///. mitsuki: son, you. don't have a quirk :(. 4 year old katsuki: [spits on the ground] i'm built different. ---. instead of katsuki getting traumatized from the river, it was izuku. (katsuki pushed him down lol go little rockstar). ---.
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i came here being a bakudeku togachako truther. look where that got me—winner nation.
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Katsuki finds out that Izuku has a crush on the 2nd User. 💥: Give me One For All. 🐰: Are you crazy? Kacchan, no!. 💥: Kacchan yes. Now gimme. Just five minutes. 🐰: Kacchan, the 2nd User is already dead!. 💥: I'LL KILL HIM A SECOND TIME.
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Dynamight's PR Team begs Maboromicamie to pretend dating Dynamight to quell rumors that he's dating Deku. ———. Camie: No can do, babes! I'm dating not one, but TWO girls!. Her, Toga, and Ochako cause a scandal SO big that people quickly moved on from the DynaDeku issue.
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Bakugou Katsuki has an awesome new hero gear. "Wow, Bakugou!" Mina gushes, "This looks fancy! Which Support student did it for you?". Katsuki scoffs. "This came straight from I-island.".
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🐰: Kacchan, would you still love me if I were a snail?. 💥: Ye– [suddenly flashbacks to one of his YouTube deepdives, "Everything You Never Wanted to Know About Snail Sex"]. 💥: No. You'll die a lonely and unloved snail. Good night.
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not to sound like a broken record but katsuki needs to put a baby in him
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Behind him is the tall and imposing I-island Academy. “This is Izuku, my best friend.” Shouto announces.
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💥: WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU'RE THE MAIN CHARACTER, HAH DEKU?!. 💚: because horikoshi-sensei said so!. 💥:. 💥: ugh FINE. then i'll take the rival role. 💚: that's grea–. 💥: AND the deutoragonist role. 💚:. 💥:. 💚: h–. 💥: AND the love interest role.
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My ex-crush advertised MHA to me by saying, "The protagonist and that blond (Bakugou) would later retire to an island and adopt two kids!". It turned out that he was referring to Heroes Rising 😭.
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bakugou definitely has a dad sneeze. Izuku: ᵃᶜʰᵒᵒ. Katsuki: HAAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA CHOO! [sniffs loudly] HA! [snot dribbles out of his nose] AAAAAAAAA [sniffs loudly]. Izuku: kacchan is so adorable ♡.
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The green-haired boy blushed. "Ah- well, actually-". He was cut off when an arm slung around his shoulders, followed by a quick kiss on the lips. "Hey babe," Katsuki greets, "I didn't know you were here already. Should'a texted me.". Izuku's face flushed red like a strawberry.
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i NEED to protect miss uraraka from the ugly gooner hetero dudes
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bkdk. Katsuki gets thrown into the future by a mysterious quirk!. Pro Hero Katsuki: [sighs] This is a big case. I'll have to call my husband. UA Student Katsuki: What the fuck do we need Deku for?!.
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"I was planning to surprise you, Kacchan!". Meanwhile, Denki stood in shock as he watched the whole exchange.
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bkdk. izuku fell first, katsuki fell harder. i'm just imagining them facing a LITERAL pit that is a manifestation of izuku's love for katsuki. 💥: wow. this sure is a deep pit. 💚: yeah. i dug little by little over the past 12 years. 💥: 12 years?! that'll take too long!.
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💚: [tearing up] Kacchan. 💥🐉: . 💥🐉: Let me know when he actually succeeds in dying. Then I'll come and marry you, alright?.💥🦋: !&#&#(×*#( FUCK OFF.
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Schoolmate: [pokes Izuku] Um, Midoriya?. Katsuki: Hands off MY FIANCÈ whom I'll MARRY once we turn 25, extra!. Izuku: Please ignore him. W-what is it?. Schoolmate: [pooping her pants rn] You uh. Dropped your pen. .
middle school katsudeku but they're arranged to be married and katsuki likes to shove that fun little fact down their schoolmates' throats.
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bkdk. so when your partner offers to massage your back, it's supposed to be cute, romantic, and a bit sexy. but. "I-zu-ku. " Izuku stiffens at the mention of his name. "Y- yes, Kacchan?". "Let me give you a /massage/, honey." The smell of smoke filled the room.
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/// i wrote this because i got sick and tired of angsty reincarnation aus!!! (/lh). imagine how hilarious it is to meet up with your soulmate time and time again. like imagine katsuki going "300 fucking lifetimes and you still don't know how to FUCKING dress".
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izuku and katsuki's wedding is in a month!. they only started dating 3 days ago. 💥, eyes red, forehead veins popping, buttcheeks clenched: DATING. is for KNOWING PEOPLE. izuku and i. HAVE ALREADY KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES. .
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I love how in the special illustrations, Izuku is shown with his and his classmates' hero counterparts (Ochako as Uravity, Iida as Ingenium). However, with Katsuki, it's just. Them. Deku and Kacchan.
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what if they release an official global ship poll. now THAT would be an event.
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"Outta nowhere. Thoughts of Himiko Toga popped into my head.". meanwhile, one of the thoughts of Himiko Toga that popped into Ochako's head:
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ANG KAKAPAL NINYO. Context for my non-PH mutuals: this is EDSA, a historical landmark in the Philippines. This is where the People Power Revolution occurred: a non-violent civil resistance. This led to the ousting of former DICTATOR Ferdinand Marcos.
“Mabuhay ang mga Marcos.”.“‘Mabuhay ang mga Duterte.”. Marcos-Duterte supporters now spilling over to EDSA. #PHVote #WeDecide | via @ramboreports
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He also happens to be Bakugou’s childhood friend and current boyfriend.”. “So Deku’s /real/?” Denki screeches. Shouto nods once again. “Izuku is real. We have a picture together.”. “CAN’T REMEMBER GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO SHOW THEM HIS FACE, ASSHOLE!”.
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bkdk. katsuki texting shit to izuku. 3:00 AM. 💥: if we were oth girls my period would be so fucking heaveir thsn yurs lol. 💥: hey. 💥: hey. 💥: im liferally so in love with you izuku i love you. 💥: lers makeour. 💥: hey. 💚: kacchan it's 3 am. you're drunk. 💥: makeout now.
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each holding a tray of food. “Watcha talking about?” Mina chirps as she takes a seat beside Ochako. “Bakugou was talking about his ‘boyfriend’,” Denki answers. “What’s there to discuss about Midoriya?” Shouto asks, not unkindly.
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Silence. “OI, HALF N HALF!” Katsuki starts to yell. Hanta quickly plastered a piece of tape on his mouth while Eijirou holds him back. “Midoriya?” Ochako asks. Shouto nodded. “He’s one of I-island Academy’s top students. I’ve met him a couple of times.
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“It’s /his/ face, not yours,” Shouto answers nonchalantly as he scrolls through his phone. He shows them a photo of a boy with forest green hair and emerald eyes. He dons a soft smile that is emphasized by a smattering of freckles across his cheeks.
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“No offense Bakugou,” Ochako pipes in from across the lunch table, ”but ‘I have a boyfriend, you don’t know him because he’s in another school’ is a textbook example of a /lie/.”. Bakugou slams his fists, causing rice to land everywhere. “WHY THE /FUCK/ WOULD I LIE?”.
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dkbk. Katsuki exiting situations by making Izuku carry him in a piggyback ride and hightailing the fuck out. ---. "Bakugou, do you want to go out drinking?". "Don't wanna." Katsuki turns to the side and heaves a breath. "DEKU!".
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Katsuki cackles. Izuku calls him a little shit in his head.
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“Because you’re an ass who’s hardly approachable,” Ochako counters with a smile. Eijirou cut off the exchange with a sheepish laugh. “Alright, you guys! Bakugou, why don’t you tell us more about, er, Deku?”. Bakugou harrumphed. “Childhood friend. Current boyfriend.”.
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Katsuki: He once told me that I'm the brightest star. You know what I said? I said, "That's impossible, nerd. You burn brighter than the rest of 'em. Baby, you got the best stars inlaid upon your skin.". Kirishima, tearing up: That's so manly bro, but we gotta go-.
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"but what about the alternate-izuku's katsukis?". the way he proposes is like this:. 💥: do you have a kacchan to call your own?.💚: no. my- my kacchan died a few years ago. 💥: perfect. marry me.
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“Gonna need more details,” Hanta prodded. “I DON’T OWE YOU SHIT!”. Denki snickers. “Well, in that case, we’re just gonna assume that Deku isn’t real.”. Bakugou let out a growl. “FUCKING FINE, THEN! He’s got stupid bushy green hair and gleaming green eyes,.
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// nsfw. adult dkbk. 🐰: Kacchan, would you still love me if I were an octopus?. 💥, tentacle kink conoisseur: . How do I say this delicately.
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“he’s quick as a whip, got a lot of freckles.”. He mutters all of this in one breath. “Oh wow, Bakugou!” Hanta smirks, “You sure have an active imagination! You’ve got your imaginary boyfriend worked out down to the smallest detail!”.
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