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Kobe is my GOAT and i'm not here to argue that #TGS leader of the #NixTrain cried on tv once.

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@kirkwood24
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3 years
I am ok. All the padres are ok. I just want to be clear that tatis first instinct was saving people.
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I fucking love this pic
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cheapest dodgers tickets on stubhub are $135 for tonight. the cheapest for their next friday home games are $24 and $29 respectively. but we are definitely not rivals and they definitely don't think about us at all
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@kirkwood24
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:)
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@JackPosobiec reminds me of college when you need get an extra page on your essay but have nothing else to say
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@kirkwood24
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4 years
mookie celebrating like he won the WS there tells you all you need to know about how the dodgers feel about the padres
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@kirkwood24
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Tommy pham just basically took off his shirt to show his scar to some fans who were chirping him then gave them an...explicit hand signal. During the fucking game
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@kirkwood24
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2 years
Don’t mind us walking out of here with a W 😈
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@kirkwood24
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@BarstoolBigCat just a flex that he follows you
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@kirkwood24
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Playoff series won in the past 2 years: Dodgers - 0 Padres - 2
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@kirkwood24
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Imagine a .300 season from Hos. Padres Twitter wouldn’t know what to do
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@kirkwood24
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@BarstoolBigCat Lebrons: West 3023
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@kirkwood24
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4 years
Manny Machado is 10-17 with 4 HRs against Bauer. .588/.667/1.412
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@kirkwood24
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🐐
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@kirkwood24
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Cammy got called up a few years ago and never got an appearance. His dad passed soon after. This has been his dream since he was in little league. And he took one of the best pitchers in our generation for a slam at the field he grew up going to games. This is a move script
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@kirkwood24
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@thereal_ww67 @BarstoolBigCat Father of 3. Have some respect
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@kirkwood24
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ok so theyre definitely hitting someone tmw
@TatisMVPszn
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@kirkwood24
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@WorldWideWob 🐐 jersey
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@kirkwood24
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@Bambino_Bets Thanks George!!! Need 20k to pay for grandmas heart surgery. Putting all I’ve saved on it so she can keep living. Thanks again man 👊🏻
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@espn So fucking soft
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@kirkwood24
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Tatis literally just carried 2 people into the dugout. Not kidding
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@kirkwood24
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I know phams in town but this feels a bit excessive
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@kirkwood24
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Omg. Police report being filed against Pham and his sister and mom for assault at the omni last night 😂
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@kirkwood24
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CAMMY
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@kirkwood24
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@KFCBarstool i think more people pay attention to gas prices than you think, especially outside of NYC
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@kirkwood24
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If you’re not with pads in 5 then delete your account. This team is full of absolute dawgs. We’re not losing to them Friday.
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@kirkwood24
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Trevor Bauer will never pitch again in mlb again
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@kirkwood24
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Preller never intended to get Scherzer last year. He was just driving up the price so the Dodgers exhaust their farm system. Padres playing chess, Dodgers playing Lotería.
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Friedman never intended to get Soto. He was just driving up the price so the Pads exhaust their farm system. Dodgers playing chess, Padres playing Lotería.
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soto is incredible, but the back half of his contract is going to be awful. he'll be DHing within 3 years. he's not gonna get faster. and it drove me nuts when he'd have RISP and he'd be looking for walks. trading 1 year of soto for a haul is unequivocally the right move
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@kirkwood24
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idk if itll happen today or tmw or whenever, but this is gonna break padres twitter when it happens.
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@kirkwood24
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Clevinger: walks his dog without his mask on Pads Twitter community police: yOuRe LiTeRaLlY KiLlInG mY gRaNdMa
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@kirkwood24
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arraez and solano replacing our worst bats makes me feel so much better about the lineup 1-9
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@kirkwood24
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then what happened
@FOX19Jeremy
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Jonathan India rounding third with a little Fernando Tatis Jr. trot after his go-ahead home run in the 9th. #Reds
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@kirkwood24
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@mikedeportes @ListinDiario they check local schools, chuck e cheese, places like that?
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@kirkwood24
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"Of course he still gets trashed by people who live in 2015 and think he's a crybaby. Back then he was, I saw it first hand. It's been great to see him mature into the no-doubt leader of the Padres and has helped keep them afloat while they wait for Tatis Jr. to come back." 💯
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Folks, It's Time We Recognize That Manny Machado Is The Best Player In The National League
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@Dodgers as a padres fan, this sucks. even though i know dodgers fans would celebrate if this happened to Tatis Jr. hope he gets better soon 🙏
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@realDailyWire heard he had information on the Clintons
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@kirkwood24
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people dont forget.
@MLBNow
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Is Fernando Tatís Jr.'s contract tradable? Dan O'Dowd thinks there are "7 or 8 teams" that would take on the superstar's contract right now. #MLBNow | #MLBNowShowdown
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@tobias31 @DezBryant U make 36 mil a year and use an android?
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Logan Webb was warming up right in front of my seats and I asked if he was on the juice still and he yelled back “FUCK YOU BITCH” 2x.
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@kirkwood24
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@JJWatt uhh hey JJ. 372000 people a year die from drowning. lets be sensitive to them
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@kirkwood24
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Tommy pham legit got excited when he saw me. Josh Harrison lost it when he saw me. As a fan, I think im doing my job
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Tim Hill deserves a ton of credit. He’s been realllllly good this year since the struggle at the start of the season. Probably the unsung hero.
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@barstoolsports shocker u guys dont know hes on the cowboys.
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@NBCSGiants cannot put into words how thankful i am, as a padres fan, for the giants taking sleepy bob off our hands
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masterclass. we basically got snell for free
@Padres
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We have made the following roster moves. There are now 33 players on our 40-man roster.
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@kirkwood24
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@BarstoolBigCat tough drop by mike wallace there
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@BidenLs mean tweets are gone tho
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@HowieRose using those operative terms, u can say there might be news anyday. u were looking for attention, just admit it.
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Much rather get pitching than gallo tbh
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@stoolpresidente it's a shame half of twitter can't see rico's tweets
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@JJWatt uhh hey jeston, you're the man
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@TooMuchMortons_ merrill can play after drinking. he's fine. im worried about the guys that are pushing 30 and above
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Bob Melvin is awful at deciding when to take pitchers out. Waits till disaster every time
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@kirkwood24
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3 years
Fan catches the HR and throws it back. Security comes down to kick him out and everyone chants “let him stay” and they finally let him stay. Someone buys him a beer and he just dummies it
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Camarena said he got 300+ texts after the slam
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All my dodgers fan friends must be having cell service issues today. Haven’t been able to get ahold of almost all of them
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@FoulTerritoryTV you did not give it your all. you gave it your all with certain guidelines that bob had to abide by. ive never disliked a good padres player so much.
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Couldn’t have dreamed of chanting MVP at petco park. Here we are
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Paddack would look great in a chihuahuas uniform
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friends with winker confirmed I think
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Padres NLDS roster - replaced Greg Garcia, Altavilla, and Mateo with Greg Allen, Clevinger, and Ryan Weathers. you heard it here first
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@kobehighlight so funny how almost every player from that era says that and that he and MJ are the best 2 of all time, but now people just dismiss him from the conversation for lebum
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@barstoolsports tell him it's film and he won't see it
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@realDailyWire GOP doesn't owe dems that after they withheld everything for 6 weeks. they're not interested in the truth, they're interested in delays. it would NOT end in a week
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@kirkwood24
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@MiamiMarlins_UK holy shit you've never seen him pitch have you?
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eric hosmer for elijah tatis. who says no?
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do the padres just hate road games or what. team looks so flat away from petco
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It’s no joke 90% padres fans in here
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@AsInTree @ClayTravis "You're not going to get Covid if you have these vaccinations" -Biden
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@TheInsiderPaper JUST IN - Republican nominee has won the 2024 election.
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this is a perfect encapsulation of this clown. calling someone a bitch as he's walking the opposite direction.
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Joe Kelly throws in on Tatis twice then says "fucking bitch" after striking him out
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Feel bad for whoever signs flaherty. Not because he’s gonna need TJ, but rather because he’s a giant fucking bitch
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@UmpScorecards dodgers fans would prob complain about the umpiring too
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👀
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Merrill deserves to be an all star and i'm not here to argue
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@kirkwood24
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This dude used to be pretty normal
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@francysromeroFR @OceansideAztec @madfriars @FriarsOnBase i hope he tells our guys to get hits with RISP
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give him ~2 mil to be a vibes guy. come home profar.
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dodgers fans really come up with new excuses every single time something bad happens. next level mental gymnastics
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@BarstoolBigCat colombia had a great group of kids. feel for them
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If you’re in the OF and someone tries to rob it. It’s your job to get in the way once it clears the fence
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@Dbacks BIKE CHAIN GANG RACKING UP THE Ws. #BushLeague
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@barstoolsports @StoolOutdoors guys on his lunch hour. find a new slant
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@DudespostingWs it's weird how much it bothers girls that guys have fun doing the dumbest shit
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If anyone wants an easy costume, choker!
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this is the 2nd time in 2 years that a team asked if they could interview Bo Mel and the team he was under contract with had 0 objection. makes you think
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I can’t put into words how much I love this team. As an unbiased party, whoever put this team together did a great job
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@HillaryClinton @twitter I'm getting junk tweets in my feed
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padres on a historic run for the franchise and this little 5'3, broken brain, creep talking about me again. side note: remember when he said that the only person he'd want as GM over AJ is Gavin Newsom.
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@MikeDiGiovanna that's a shame. i remember him being really relevant
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This u bitch?
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@bilzisdaddy
biłz
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What a moment. What a team win.
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@Padres how can u not love this man
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Man could we be any more on cloud 9 @Lamontbutler5
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@kirkwood24
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Re: Weathers “not a major injury. Contusion is the speculation. Hopefully 2-3 weeks”
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Breaking. Arop coming back for 5th year. Comment: why not
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im too lazy to pull up the receipts, but i remember a lot of u saying tatis, musgrove, and darvish would be out for the year and the season was going to crumble.
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