@wormdevourer We subsist in the ruins of our own living memory, of a better time just beyond our reach, neither inside nor out of mind. We have not only forgotten purpose, but the notion that such a frivolous concept could ever have existed. I often wonder if there's a reason I'm still here.

@YenaYoungblood I still don't get how it's even supposed to: A) Work -- is PoV Character going to just bite their phalanges off in a bloody mess, or remove & eat a sad no-meat burger, etc.? B) Be remotely appealing in either a sexual or cannibalistic fashion.

@teacherinRI @HollerWV Well, clearly you don't teach debate.

@VitoComedy I have never heard a more dogshit cover than that non-attempt at "Zombie"

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@mossacannibalis The Chinese were saying the same things about the Japanese. It's a never-ending cycle of dumb racists of every nationality across time.

@MadamSavvy Right click a blank spot on the taskbar > Taskbar Settings > Taskbar behaviors > Taskbar alignment: Left. Whoever thought Center would be a good default needs to be fired into the sun.

@GrimbloThGoblin @ShitpostRock Join an Alltalk server and embrace the screaming!

RT @signulll: google’s core problem is that it was built to organize a web that no longer exists. the open web has been replaced by walled…

@Cheesymanfredo makes its monkey back*, excuse me

@eugyppius1 You're also only seeing the bodycam footage of the arrests or stops that go horribly wrong.

@mr_dances @Xyznchro That guy's stuck in the mid-2010s

@PaulSkallas I post two hyphens (--) when signifying a dash in what I write, with spaces between each word. Having a dash just crowbarred in between like that does look very machine-generated.

RT @monsterhunter: Can't wait to craft my new hooting horn

@GrimmiVT Pretty accurate.

@GiveMeBanHammer Let me guess, being attacked by obnoxious morons who haven't played the game & have no intention of doing so over culture war bullshit?

RT @KelseyTuoc: PEPFAR is one of the most popular, bipartisan US foreign aid programs. The State Department says it has saved 25million liv…

@fleshsimulator That's the funniest thing I've heard in a while.