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@kilokyloo

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kinda just floating through life rn 🤷🏾‍♀️🩵

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Stepped way out of my comfort zone and now I have platinum hair ⛈⛈
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This made me chuckle cuz mood
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My fall plans The delta variant
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Men literally disgust me and they deserve nothing
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What y'all gonna tweet on your wedding day?
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Elmo said "riddle me fucking this"
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Has anybody ever seen a rock eat a cookie? Elmo is just curious.
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Morgan heritage
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Easiest way to humble is ask me to put the lid back on a chipotle bowl
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2 years
losing your Bahamian accent is wild to me, like how you allow your self to do that
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Semi nudes go harder in my opinion
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If I send you this, just know I have nothing to say
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2 years
Now why Rodney had to say that last part, ine want laugh
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Shaunae "I don't even know why you girls bother at this point" Miller-Uibo
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BEI WHY ARE BAHAMIANS SO FUNNY
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My bad hundoll 💓 won't happen again
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This is Bahamas score board btw. Y’all definitely struggling more than Jamaica 😭
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It's my birthday so here's some cake 🥳🎂
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The Bahamas been in its 40's for about 20 years now no cap
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Morris chestnut. That's it that's the tweet 🥵🤤
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Soooo, we heard y'all know this script by heart, too 😂 #TheBestMan is coming to Netflix (US) on June 1 🤵🏾‍♂️
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45 dollars for 2 shots ??? To mi casa migo cuz they gotta be getting off
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$45 for 2 shots of Casamigos at monkeybar in bahamar. Then y’all wonder why I be ready to be rounds for the whole bar when I get to a lil ghetto spot 😭 $3-$5 for a shot seems like nothing
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"What time the pharmacy close?"
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Let me know?
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Tasty Caribbean Delight. That's the tweet
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Older Bahamians: * hears that someone died* "how old were they" 99 Older Bahamians: oh lord they was so young
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I was messing around in the kitchen today and I can announce that Curry shrimp, oxtail and jerk chicken patty's coming to a Tasty Caribbean Delight near you
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as a Bahamian this is all I want to do
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1 year
You better than me cuz I'm not arguing with anyone who dollar value sitting toe to toe with satan
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1 year
Watching Bahamians dominate in sports brings me so much joy
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Being a man is easy, all you gotta do is lie and get a shape up
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It’s The Purge, but in order to live you have to have something in your house that shows you’re Bahamian. What you gonna bring out?
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Y'all coming to see me for lunch today ?
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME 🎂
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The pump attendant tell me he in love with me, well why the fuck I still paying for my gas den? Explain that sir
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Met this old couple in the airport and they had the same birthday as me so they paid for me to spend my layover in the priority lounge as a birthday gift. This trip starting off great
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Do yall understand how expensive detergent is ??????????
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me when i have to buy something that is a human essential instead of using the money to get myself a little treat
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I would like to see all of you here today please and thank you!!! We eating as if we was the ones racing today 🇧🇸🏅
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Won the entire Olympics
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Morning to the men that aren't whores✨
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Nassau dump, I had a blast
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he look like he work in the back a budget
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Kanye in his hoochie gear last night.
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Take one and give to the rest of the children
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Alive, yes. But at what cost ?
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Omg election next month and my vote hasn't been bought yet, they messing up the song
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We getting somewhere
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So everyone losing they mind today ?
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This lives in my mind rent free
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3 years
K pasta ? Rappeedoe. Underlay
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Normal people: do you have a boyfriend? Bahamians: I hope your boyfriend don't try kill me for talking to you
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The lasagna I bake jn would make you back hand slap your mother
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Ik ignite have a picture with alpha
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Three weeks into talking to a new guy:
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It's so crazy cuz out of anywhere in the world, we'd be the LAST , our voters cards still on construction paper and they think we'd ever have rockets ?
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Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has once again vowed that the United States would flatten The Bahamas if it ever fired rockets on Florida.
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My teacher: native Hawaiians don't like Americans because they think we invaded and stole Hawaii Me: well technically y'all did but what's new? Y'all try to do that to everyone Now I have a teacher student meeting to attend
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Sha'backwood doing for more now, this is very telling
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:) ❤️
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Your cousin listening in the background like
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My uncle called me running on about the things I post.. I had to ask him if he knows his 16 year old pops pussy for old ass men. Then hung up.
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Seahorse sailing has a sunset cruise where you board the boat before sun sets and as you ride into the sunset food is provide and drinks, under $100 the view is breathtaking
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What’s a good date idea for $100 or less in Nassau? Since it ain always about the money 👀
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Ask them
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how do you serve cunt as a trio ?
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Drake got a type, and it definitely ain't BBW. all men do is lie
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Okay!! Looks like Drake was posted up with a lady recently! 👀
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I look fuckin gewd
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Bei from you call me a muppet at 9am I have to just go back sleep, you win
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My bf has this expensive body wash he likes but I do the grocery shopping and I'm not paying for that so I just buy him soft soap body wash and refill his body wash when he at work
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Good morning to all, 🌞
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3 years
No but I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS BLUE
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Icing is disgusting if it ain't whip cream or soft cream cheese it's getting scraped off
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no free neurochemical lunch
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Post your cancelable dessert take!
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Profile picture +2 🌼🤍
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I tell oomf I butt dial him and he say "you have enough ass to do that?" Idek what to say
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3 years
It's hard seeing other people live your dream
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1 year
I accidentally sent my delivery driver a picture of my boungie I wanna die
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3 years
Screenshot photo dump 😗
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All this just to dead
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GET ME OUT THIS CLASS I BEG !
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Morning, don't let people treat you like an option or a backup plan
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Anytime I have to put coolant in my car ise feel so strong and independent
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Idk why guys insist on saying "I like your natural hair better" to be very honest I don't give a fuck, EYE LIKE weave down to my ass. Who head it is ?
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Y'all better come here today and get y'all real Jamaican jerk STRAIGHT FROM THE GRILL !!!!!! 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲
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Shoutout to my forever Valentine❤️ they don't ever miss a year 😍
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One of these days Bahamian parents gone stop forcing religion and going to church on their kids and allow them to go / find it on their own free will
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I got my paper
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My current mental state
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I need a Bahamian version of "America's funniest home videos" cuz dawg these videos is be hilarious
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Current mental state:
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From I press pay on Amazon I going to track the package cuz y it ain't here yet??????
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I just made mince lobster peas n rice and cole slaw and my bf gone say "I love when you make simple meals"
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Walentines day ❤️
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Headed to the airport and pay roll just hit, Cheapus I just buy the plane one time
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3 years
Another day waking up and I'm not filthy stinking rich yet
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Oh wow Tastys would never do you like that babe tell your friend come see us till 9:30 tonight
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Babe 🤍.
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Listen to me y’all Gatta stop ..My friend pay $18 for this fuck what look like someone then start eating .. I ain’t gin call tingum mommy name etc
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I mean like..... look at the material
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4 years
The lasagna I bake jn would make you back hand slap your mother
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How everyone with more than one flag in their bio is act
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3 years
Y'all couples that gotta post every-time y'all do something for your significant other annoying like we get it
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Twitter on some world wide day of play shit
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3 years
You can be a hot girl with a boo
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3 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY @yungry2015 🥰 ft my favorite picture of you
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3 years
I made a salmon roll that's stuffed with a cream cheese crab meat, would y'all like to see it ?
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It's my birthday 🥳💓
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4 years
Just a little tease more options on the menu waiting for you to come in and make your own combo
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*puts my phone in DND* Also me: * checks every 3 seconds to see if he disturbed me*
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