Stephen King
@kilmarnok1285
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@Fliint_ @mmoskvit @MixMastrMariano @majorsithhead @Party_Harderson Keep in mind a few things: 1) everyone won’t find the same joke funny 2) if you didn’t get it in the first place, jokes when explained are less funny 3) just because someone says it’s a joke doesn’t mean it was a good joke 4) some people don’t know what a joke actually is
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RT @TheMcKenziest: We watched the politicians from South Korea literally scale walls in order to stop a fascist coup
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RT @NickFoles: It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a…
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@jambarree @melissajenna It does matter statistically. It's the Monty Hall problem if you want to look it up
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@melissajenna People don't have the finances to support a third space or 2 larger spaces to allow the other parent to "rent" a room. Also you've re-added the stressors that lead to the divorce with the parents are living together again. You're expecting perfection where it can't exist.
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@Sixfever Even then only within the first hour of it being delivered. After an hour you're better off getting something else.
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RT @MorePerfectUS: BREAKING: Senator @RonWyden says his staff has confirmed reports that Medicaid portals are down in all 50 states followi…
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@pumatsols No mention of Critical Role Land? 🥺 possibly even a temporary stint at the 20 sided tavern?
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