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⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐭𝚎𝚕𝚕 me i'm an 𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭, @mortemisms 🪽
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⺌ 𝐝𝚛𝚘𝚙⠀the⠀𝘥𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘳⠀&⠀𝐥𝐚ther⠀the
⠀ 𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝⠀on⠀your *̲ hands, ⠀romeo ⺌⠀
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somebody needs to get this with me NOW.
Applebees are selling a Halloween-themed cocktail for $1, calling it the ‘Dollar Zombie’
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if you have a problem with a mutual, you can just dm them privately?? like??? i might get HATE for saying this, but there's really not a good reason to vague somebody when it could be handled in a respectful way in dms. NICELY 💃 / nbh.
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((Sid: Batty sucks
Somebody else: haha yeah she's so stupid
Sid: uhm excuse me what did you just say about her?))
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i wish somebody would post about fucking me. that's so romantic ( JOKE JOKE )
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robin / mason : we're all still sane! somewhat!
luciel and new kid: ( insert act of violence here )
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Update: I shut Batty up in the Neibolt house so those idiots Eddie and Richie can k word her.
Why didn't I have this idea sooner.
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douchebag struggles to express herself because this bitch barely shows emotion and is blunt asf. TRY HARDER, NEW KID. you're doing AN OKAY JOB.
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me and ken share the violence braincell.
it’s the fact that they were telling avery that everything is OKAY
but then you two come in with violence 😭
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i need to change the @ but i'll have the acc running after some banter. keep in mind it's an au teen version of mv douchebag so she will NOT know your muse. and this muse doesn't have the memories of the other muse. they are two separate people.
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my english major brain needs to reword her personality in her google doc. i hate the way i phrased things. but YEAH new kid doesn't have an ego. she doesn't normally judge people. doesn't brag. she could care less. doesn't like talking about herself.
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she doesn't seem very astonished. instead she takes a drag and blows smoke away from him.
" thank you. I can't believe I lost my lighter "
yet she doesn't sound bothered or seem to care that much.
❝ ah . no need . ❞
bending down, raising a finger under her cigarette and lighting up the dim area with a small blue flicker of a flame from his fingertip.
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((SID IS SUCH A PIECE OF SHIT PLEASE FORGIVE ME. PLEASE I'M SO SORRY))
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🫢 ( it won't be spoken so the other muse wouldn't know. it'll be a thought bubble )
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new kid has 300k followers on instagram due to her cosplaying photos. because i said so.
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posted on Instagram.
touch me with the lights off and the chains on. 🎶
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new kid will definitely not be the better person when it comes to rude ass fucking asks. don't send mean shit if you're not prepared to get an even worse response. don't be a pussy. if ya can't handle the shit, don't dish it out first.
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i should be addressed by my official title. big ounce mcbounce. professional bitch fucker dick sucker.
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closer by nine inch nails just started to auto play. god must really hate me.
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only a few muses / muns know new kid's real name but for others they shouldn't and probably will never know. i've told people never to say her name on the tl. it's not even in her Google doc. 🫡 keeping that shit on lock.
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posted on instagram
early photo shoot. . . .not vibing with the stuffed animals or the color scheme of the room.
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oh. yeah. it's gross.
ill be the one to say it. dark chocolate tastes bad.
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i am a yapper so i can't keep things to myself. i'm slowly gaining muse for my mirrorverse oc. but there's a MAJOR trigger warning for stalking / harassment. he's only interested in stalking mv charlotte. but he DOES bully / harass other muses.
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@HELLlSHSPAWN
is my newest yet oldest? creation. futuristic daughter of damien thorn has returned!!! she's six and keeps trying to make people leave hell because she thinks it's too full. bless her soul.
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posted on Instagram
bitches love me 'cause they know that I can FU**
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i accidentally stubbed my toe and it might be broken. i am truly paying for my crimes against Charlotte.
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are we sharing pinterest stuff? oh wait. okay.
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you're in his dms. I'M banned from his workplace establishment. we are not the same.
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posted on instagram
let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame. let our blood in vain, you find god in pain 🎶
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okay. i suppose you should go sit down.
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all you're doing is sleeping. you're not contributing to helping save the town. have you given up, batty? have you given up on your own dimension? you're pathetic!
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he's talking about fuck. you can't say fuck in school you fucking fatass. KYLE why the fuck not. ERIC dude you just said fuck again. STANELY. fuck. KENNY.
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new kid has so many maid outfits and other assorted cosplays. she spends hours sewing and making her own attire. it's a hobby.
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whew. . . . . this is older than my current hearse. mine is a 1987. . . . i need to get my hands on this car. it's so pretty.
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"DAVID SHUT YOUR STUPID ASS UP."
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ever since she met kenny she curbed her purging. . . yet she DOES have to act in self defense if attacked, y'know?
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@BAD0MENN
ooc
REALLLY? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 that means so much to me. she just doesn't consider every damien her dad because i'd never wanna shove that onto anybody. either way she's a little jerk. she is rude. buggy is not rude and she's a dimensional being as well. just not an anomaly.
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do i have to come get you
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this is new kid's headdress during the event. including the veil.
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i stupidly started crying my eyes out and now I'm going home early from work. aughh.
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. . . . . . his voice is nice i'll give him that.
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I NEVER HIT YOU. STOP.
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i technically stole his dna to project this form so by default damien is my dad.
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@4NGELICM4SS4CRE
hah. people normally go for new kid. nice change to be called douchebag. anyway. what was the venue like?
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. . . i'll address the. . ugh. thing. my birthday is on wednesday. not expecting anything to happen honestly, but i wanted to ask if anybody wanted like. i dunno. rum? a little slinky? i don't know how this shit works anymore. i haven't celebrated in a long time.
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sweating and looking at the old headcanon i had that new kid went to boot camp for a day willingly and beat up the drill sergeant. . . . i don't know if i should establish that? she didn't k!ll anybody. she only put them on the ground.
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@WlLD0NE
we are just getting to know each other. so pass. maybe smash later??? i'm unsure. truly unsure.
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you called me a homophobe and a hater.
i would like to apologize to
@livingdeadbcy
for what happened last night i did NOT mean that i swear
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