I used to shave every day but I'm proud to announce after investing over a thousand dollars on 7 sessions of laser i shave every other day instead thank u
Girl at the bar said I have the softest voice and personality for someone who looks like I could kill her and I'm just now realizing as I'm getting home she may have been flirting with me???
Once I get medicated and buff and a nice job and stable transportation and affordable housing and healthy relationships and mentally stable and laid it's over for you bitches
"i hate tall women" <-- a man who will never experience the pure unadulterated joy of being princess carried to the car at 4 in the morning after one too many drinky-doos at the local bar
Heyyy please don't hit on a girl while she's working and doubly so if you open with "if you were younger I'd go after you" hello? How young do you want me????