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Ok, I'm gonna do it. Here we go for a thread of threads of Discord campfire transcripts \o/🍿
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No one's son, but everyone's favorite man,
#JasonTodd
🔥
(Commissioned from the incredible
@Azreto
!)
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Jason drunkenly hooks up with a guy who looks like Tim at Pride. Tim drunkenly hooks up with a guy who looks like Jason at Pride. And they only realize that they actually bagged each other the next morning, when they're sober enough to process that WAIT, FUCK, THE SCARS MATCH.
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Bruce has pics of every single one of his Robins sleeping wrapped up in his cape. Dick is passed out on the backseat of the Batmobile, Jason is huddled up against a gargoyle, Tim is napping on the roof of the Batmobile (???), Steph is in the Bat-chair and Damian is in his arms.
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Need Jason to buy the most expensive, luxurious, self-indulgent fleshlight he can find and go to town on it. Hell, make it AOB and have him use it through his heat or his rut. He's not fussed about finding a partner, his toy is just fine, which drives everyone around him crazy.
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One day we need to talk about the way perceived and actual powerless about real issues—climate change, politics—is pushing children to seek one area of their life where they can exert control and feel like they're doing something morally meaningful.
our rights are literally being taken away and we're being erased, and yet all the "progressive" teens on socmed care about is whether someone drew nsfw of bakugou. Im so tired of this.
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15yo omega Jason being an absolute killer with his omega classmates because malnutrition stunted his growth, but he was supposed to be big, so he has disproportionately long hands/fingers. He's the Academy's under-bleachers king of fingerblasting 😂
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Jason never thought of himself as a good man. Sure, he did what had to be done for the greater good, but in the process he drenched himself in blood.
...Then fatherhood taught him that he could be a hero if he only let himself be one.
Art commissioned from
@miyaarte
🥰❤️
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Batcest but make it boring. Like B and Dick get together and the fam is just like, "Cool. I still want separate gifts for my birthday, don't get any ideas, Dickhead." Or Jason and Tim get photographed making out, and the only note is B sending them Tim's PR bill out of principle.
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Thinking about Jason going a little soft around the middle when he stops living in survival mode. He's still stacked as fuck, but he has a bit of a jiggle on his tummy and on his sides... Some meat on his arms and thighs... So biteable
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If I say Gotham Knights Jason looks like he'd be a great breeder then what 🧍♀️
Big balls, whiny noises, tears in his eyes getting milked by a pussy, both because of how it feels & because the trust involved has him in a state...
He gets called "Daddy" once and cums like a hose
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Someone said "imagine if alphas could get bitched just by sucking enough alpha cock" and I am absolutely dying thinking about some poor gay dude with an oral fixation staring at himself in the mirror like "Jeremy, you don't want a pussy. No blowing anyone tonight. BE STRONG." 😂
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I think Jason could make someone come just by talking to them, actually. I think he should have that kind of deep, smooth bass that sends shivers up his partner's spine when he turns it on them with intent.
He doesn't have to talk dirty to make people blush, but when he does...
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Cass, stumbling on the pictures: Not me :<
Bruce, trying to hide his excitement as he takes off his cape: We could fix that if you wanted to.
Cass: Ye <:
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Jon: "Your brothers are dating. Isn't it weird?"
Dami: "First of all, I'm the only blood son. And second, I don't waste my brainpower on thinking about these losers."
J: "You're not even a bit weirded out?"
D: "I am."
J: "I knew—"
D: "I can't believe anyone wants to date Drake."
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Robin!Jason sucking Roy off bc he misses giving head, but he didn't want to give the assholes he goes to school with a go at his mouth, so he asked the first of Dick's friends who seemed chill enough to say yes. He takes his time, until his jaw aches and Roy loses his patience 😌
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Dick: I haven't been laid in 2 weeks, I need a night off.
Jason: Tough it out. Some of us haven't had sex in months.
D: ...Wdym, months?
J: Look, I have standards. And trust issues.
D: Yeah but... months? Your dick's gonna fall off.
J: Sure, when I push you off this rooftop.
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I think Jason should be one of these guys who are absolutely useless after they cum. Sleepy, slurring mess, no higher brain functions at all.
...And that's why his partner learns to edge the fuck out of him until THEY are satisfied.
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Bruce Wayne is extremely good at hiding behind Brucie's facade and pretending he doesn't have Big Feelings. Then he gets invited to film one (1) episode of Sesame Street about being an orphan, and he bursts out into genuine tears when Elmo asks him how he's doing.
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Little Fox hybrid Jaybin trying very hard to pretend he's just a regular human guy — nothing to see there boss haha — yet unconsciously burrowing in Bruce's clothes, afghans, covers etc. Bruce looks for him at some point and finds him with his nose barely poking out from B's robe
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People salivate looking at his fat tits, tiny waist, & thick thighs. They try to make him offers or hint that they're interested. Meanwhile he's just thinking about what music he's gonna put on to fuck his toy before going to bed without having to deal with another human, amen
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Omega Jason has the kind of sweet SWEET honey smell that traditionally and instinctually says "this omega is destined to raise/work with kids," so even though he's 6ft of pure muscle and stubble, he gets handed babies to watch all the time.
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I'm in the mood to transcribe an nsfw but sweet
#jaytim
thread, feat Never-a-vigilante!Jason
aka the AU in which Jason is Red Robin's favorite pornstar (it's not an easy gig, but it pays for college, so Jay thinks he could have landed a worse job considering where he came from)
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You know, I think I need to write actual Batcest at some point. As in where they're actually related, or have grown up together instead of just being loosely legally connected 🤔
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Jason being the most awkward dick sucker in the world despite his DSLs... He can barely keep any suction going, his gag reflex is sensitive af, he doesn't swallow, etc. And yet people keep coming back for seconds anyway because he looks and sounds like sin incarnate on his knees.
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Lil' grandma down the street, thanking him for helping her carry her groceries: "You've got such beautiful, kind eyes, young man. Really shows your soul. Ah, I wish you were my grandson."
Jason:
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Look at how Bruce fucking sits asghjkgf WHORE SHAPED!!
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It would be so funny for Jason to be built like a fucking brick house yet also get absolutely white girl wasted after like, two beers.
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(Tim, sputtering in the middle of his sentence: "What the f—"
Jason: "oh my god."
Tim: "I might suck dick worse sober, but at least I'm not prematu—"
Jason: "What can I do to make you forget this happened and never mention it again?"
Tim: ".......How do you feel about collars?")
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After Talia, I think Jason really should add sleeping with MILFs to his revenge playbook like... He gives Selina head over the hood of the Batmobile to give B the finger. He fucks with Ollie on Roy's behalf by seducing Dinah.
He's hotter, younger & ON A MISSION, let him fuck!!
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Jason masturbating luxuriously, taking the time to play with his nipples & fondle his balls, pinching his inner thighs to make himself moan. Pocket pussy on point ✅ Silky scented lube to ease the way ✅ Hot porn to watch ✅ Chewelry to suck on and bite to quieten his groans ✅
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This is what the door to the Outlaws' hideout looks like.
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19yo pretty boy Jason leveraging his looks to get information instead of running surveillance from afar... Sucking dick for intel on a drop of Fear. Fucking a mobster's daughter to get the name of a new mercenary. Letting a False Facer fuck him to get info on Roman's next moves.
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Feeling very normal thinking about Jason being extra masc.
Like... he's got chest hair you can grab, an untrimmed beard, and rough, calloused hands. He smells like sweat and leather, laughs loud enough to fill a room, and sprawls when he sits.
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My son won't sleep which means I gotta stay awake, so here we go for a fluffy
#dickjay
kidfic thread! Feat Omega Jason, Alpha Dick, Unplanned Pregnancy, and Dick Being a Completely Smitten Dad.
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Slade agrees to train Jason in exchange for free access to Jason's mouth. Jason thinks he can handle anything — he used to pay for food by sucking dick — but he didn't account for supersoldier stamina and *superhuman quantities of cum*
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Giving Dick Grayson a nasty breeding kink AND a crippling fear of commitment and fatherhood at the same time
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Tim @ Kon in their DMs:
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Alpha/Alpha Jaytim snarling at each other, fighting and trying to scruff each other... only to end up grinding together on some nasty rooftop as the tension shifts.
They're angry and rough. There's nothing sweet between them, just a feral need to assert dominance.
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Thinking about Jason with a micropenis...
His cock would already look small on a regular guy, but on him it's jarring. Also his nipples are sensitive af & he comes super easily from getting his prostate played with, which makes him feel so, so ashamed and not manly enough 😈
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De-aged Robins but they're all 14, and Jason & Tim band together against Dick because that motherfucker is the only one of them who has picture perfect clear skin.
(Damian doesn't want to be involved, but secretly he's cheering for team Red because Dick made fun of his aligners)
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Painslut Jason trying to figure out what it means when Bruce pushing him too hard or leaving nasty bruises during training makes him hard... Guiltily pressing on the bruises his father left on him while jerking off, the meat of his thumb between his teeth to muffle his noises.
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Jason Todd would be a killer video essayist if he decided to stop being a vigilante.
He's not really cut out to be a college student anymore, but he's a research fiend, he has a ton of charisma, and he's fucking funny! Give him a ring light and a camera & let him cook!
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Pussy spanking Jason would fix me, I just know it would
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Jason should ride Slade's face until he loses his voice. Like full on unhinged grinding & riding, pulling on his own hair, reaching back for support to go harder, moaning shamelessly knowing full well Slade can take it.
(Slade's beard smells like Jason's wet pussy for days.)
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Every time I see a Jason fancast and it's some 25-35 year old dude I swear I lose years off my life like... No. No, guys. He's like, 19. He's not done baking. He probably has scraggly stubble. He hasn't grown into his jaw yet. He's a BABY. You don't see the vision.
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Jason would think his new blue-green eyes are ugly as fuck and he'd get really flustered the first time someone compliments them in a purely platonic way.
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Alpha Bruce getting heated-up Omega Jason pregnant while lecturing him about excessive force and blowing up buildings in Gotham... Biting him, pulling his hair, and scraping his knot inside of him when it looks like Jason is falling asleep with heat exhaustion.
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I need one of Kory's alien plants to get friendly with Jason. Like "Kory finds him passed out, stuffed full of tendrils and sap" friendly. With a bonus for the plant being a ritual plant on Tamaraan, and it having basically designated Jason as Kory's bitch by doing that.
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Dick: "You're in a good mood. Have you found an alpha, Jaybird?"
Jason, thinking about how he just spent an hour knuckles deep in two hot omega cheerleaders who double-tag sucked his dick/ate his ass with two fingers inside of his pussy after: "Sure. Something like that."
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I'm in the mood for some NSFW
#brujay
goodness, so here we go.
TW: Temporarily sex-swapped Jason, Dubious Consent (or rather, consent under false premises as Jason hides his real identity to seduce Bruce), and a Happy Ending
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Jason getting cursed to be unable to orgasm until he's made a hundred people come and, instead of looking for someone to lift the spell, rolling up his sleeves and getting himself gang-banged several nights in a row 👀
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Bodyswap situation feat Tim & Kon getting zapped and Tim realizing that Jason is horrendously horny for him underneath his facade of animosity because he can now smell it on him, and oh, Kon wishes he never had to explain that.
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I think Jason should be the kind of dude who cries when he jerks off. He's got tissues on hand both to catch his nut and to wipe his tears/blow his nose when he strokes himself. He hates how he sounds, half-sobbing/half-moaning, but he can't help himself, he's just so overwhelmed
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Cuckolding kink feat Roy watching Kory absolutely ruin Jason's hole with her alien cock and coming all over Jason's gape after 👀
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I need Roman to ruin Jason's pussy on camera while Jason's mascara runs down his cheeks. Like, Roman has him tied up, naked save for the blood dripping from the ladders of cuts that Roman left on his sides. He's fucking him rough and it's obvious that he's been at it for a while.
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"Why would you write that?" Because it makes my friend's dick hard. Isn't that enough?
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Dom!Tim who snorts coke when he hasn't had time to scene in too long in order to emulate Domspace, getting caught high as fuck by Bruce 😈
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@jasonunmemeleri
I personally believe this man hasn't listened to music that wasn't coming out of gas stations/supermarket speakers in years. He's using default ringtones on his burners and rawdogging working out like a sociopath
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Bruce has to start checking covers and pillows for a breathing boy because he accidentally sat on Jaybin at least twice. The adorable squawks of indignation are REALLY NOT worth the silent treatment and reproachful eyes Jason gave him
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Jason on all fours, blindfolded & desperate, showing off his hairy hole dripping with lube. Jolting when instead of the warmth of a cock, something cold, and unyielding presses against him and fills him up. It expands inside of him, holding him open...then the first egg slides in
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Thinking about Jason getting fucked over his windowsill while having a smoke.
Elbows on the sill, the cigarette steadily burning in his fingers as he tries not to drop it. Eyebrows drawn together and jaw tight as he tries not to make a noise...
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Jason is a serial clothes thief... Except he's so shaped that he ends up looking like a massive skank in everything he yoinks.
Picture like, too short shirts straining over his chest and biceps. Pants that give him a wedgie. Shorts that leave half of his ass hanging
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Cracky body swap scenario, but it's Jason blinking into Dick's body at what is obviously a magical accident crime scene, knowing fully well that he, personally, was in the middle of getting fucked like a whore by Slade.
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Thinking about Roy giving Kory instructions on how to fuck Jason while he himself is busy working on repairs. Kory's got Jay bent over a table in Roy's workshop, drooling and moaning behind a gag. Lewd wet noises mix with the sound of Roy's tinkering, as Kory follows orders...
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I'm gonna take fanon Tim (the tiny femboy twink) and make him an exclusive top. And then I'm gonna put him in Gotham Knights Jason's bed.
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I think it would be hilarious for Tim to have more muscled arms than Jason tbh...
Tim: [minding his own business]
Jason: ...wtf
T: what
J: why are your arms bigger than mine
T: I fight with a staff. You use guns.
J: So what? You're like, 3ft tall.
T: ...Yet 5" longer than you 💅
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Tim: You said your name was Peter!!
Jason: You told me you hated Batman!!
Tim: I wasn't lying!
Jason: Well, neither was I, Peter's my middle name!!
Tim: I can't believe I sucked my would-be murderer's dick.
Jason: And I can't believe I ate a costume thief's ass.
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I like a good dildo as much as the next bitch, but I need more fics with fleshlights, actually. Let your tops masturbate like desperate sluts, and give your bottoms a treat!
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Today please buckle up: I'm in the mood for t4t
#jaytim
... feat vast amounts of miscommunication because Tim has *no idea* Jason is trans.
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Dicktimjay in which Dick and Tim keep sending each other messages by writing them on Jason while they're fucking him. At first it's all innocuous notes meant to make Jason feel objectified/used, but then... They get dirtier. Flirtier.
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One day, I'm gonna write Jason entering Gotham high society just to exorcise all the insane things rich people have said to me unironically. We'll start with "It's only a couple 1000s, anyone can afford it" and move our way up to "Do you really think everyone deserves to eat? 🙄"
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Today's nsfw
#jaytim
thread is gonna feature Jason dealing with his crush on Tim through porn, his quest for a vid that lets him properly imagine that he's the one getting railed, and Sex Worker Tim. 😳🍆🍑
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(The 1st time they fuck sober Jason is like, "Huh. You sucked dick better drunk."
Tim slaps his thighs hard enough to leave a mark in answer because, "Fuck off, you try having a sensitive gag reflex."
Except poor Jason likes the slaps so much he gives Tim an accidental facial.)
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I want Tim with a feminization kink, who loves dressing all pretty and being called babygirl, EXCEPT he's very much a dude. Like, yeah, he's on the shorter side but he's not 15 anymore and his Caroline days are long over. He's muscled and lean, and he absolutely does not pass.
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Jason is a class act who doesn't throw Tim out on his ass without breakfast despite how tempted he is to do so. And by the time they've had coffee and food, they're sneaking glances because, damn, they sure did have sex... And it wasn't horrible... In fact, it was pretty nice...
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Thinking about Jason who likes anal play— his prostate is sensitive as fuck—but strongly dislikes having *someone's dick* inside of him. He's an exclusive top but he sees stars when he gets fingered while getting head, and he never fucks as desperately as when he's wearing a plug
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They figure that it would be practical for them to hook up again considering that they're both aware of each other's schedules and cape-related injuries. They don't have to LIKE each other to suck and fuck. Cue the two of them becoming each other's booty calls.
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Thinking about this again...
Roy watches Jason suck him. Jaw slack, Roy flushes & breathes harder because it's obvious that Jason *loves it.* His mouth feels amazing but it's his expression that does Roy in. He looks so satisfied, so turned on... Just because Roy let him blow him
Robin!Jason sucking Roy off bc he misses giving head, but he didn't want to give the assholes he goes to school with a go at his mouth, so he asked the first of Dick's friends who seemed chill enough to say yes. He takes his time, until his jaw aches and Roy loses his patience 😌
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LRT Jason sucking and biting his own fingers when he's jerking off... He wears one of his gloves to make it easier to pretend that he's doing this to someone else, and he doesn't hesitate to get sloppy with it, drool soaking his chin as he makes up entire scenarios in his head.
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I think Jason deserves to own a sweet pocket pussy that he uses very liberally whenever he has even the slightest amount of free time.
Or not even free time, just privacy. Like, one hand working on case files, the other working his cock 😌
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Aggressively bisexual Jason stumbling on Kory and Roy at the club and making out sloppy with Roy with his hand in Kory's hair.
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His classmates don't want to admit that they put out for Waynes' omega runt, not just because that's queer, but because he's painfully uncool and short. Still, they keep seeking him out discreetly for more, which is fine by Jason as long as he's getting hole in the process 😂
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JayTim shenanigans in which Steph sends Jason a pic of Caroline and asks him to rate her. Then this happens:
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Kon and Cassie should absolutely rail the hell out of Tim as an 18th BD gift. Just a friendly threesome, with 2 metas ganging up on their human until he passes the fuck out.
(Ft Cassie fingering Tim open so Kon can fuck him, and Kon holding Tim's cock to guide him inside Cassie)
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(tw: noncon)
Need someone to spy on him and watch him give himself the hottest orgasm ever, before sneaking into his room to fuck him while he's still loose-limbed and panting. No prep, just that scented lube and spit to ease the way while Jason trashes.
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Twenty year-old Jason letting his hair grow long and discovering that he actually needs a hair care routine for his curls. Especially with what he puts them through with his helmet.
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Back at it with an NSFW
#JayTim
thread, feat Sex Pollen, handies and blowies, and Queer Realizations (TM) 🏳️🌈
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TW: Underage, non-con with a rapist minor, AOB
Omega Jaybin goes into heat unexpectedly in his sleep during one of Dick's visits 👀
He's so hazy & feverish he thinks he's still dreaming, so he follows the scent of alpha and sneaks into Dick's room. No harm in fantasies, right?
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Give me Survivor Jason with a high sex drive who fucks around with his friends regularly 🥺
Sex was used to hurt him but he said fuck that & fully reclaimed it as something fun and light-hearted. No commitment, no pressure, just enjoyment. His body is his and he likes to come!
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I'm on such a bottom alphas kick. Like, thinking about Jason going nonverbal the first time an omega offers to give it to *him*. Shamefully buying himself a knot training kit after that because he loved it, except it's technically vaginal dilators, so it doesn't go great...
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Not to fetishize dangly bits, but I think Jason should get his balls played with and sucked while his cock is locked in chastity.
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The latest Wayne Family Adventures ep is straight up JayTim fanfic, I have eaten well today, ty DC ❤️
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"Better hope the kid doesn't inherit my face," he jokes, and his partner ties him up, slides a vibrator up his ass, & rides his face while he squirms until he HAS to tap out and beg for the right to come.
(He barely holds out until his tip is in, and he passes out right after.)
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Reverse Robins ft. Jason & Tim going undercover as women bc they're both baby-faced and short. They can't keep their hands off of each other & end up losing their virginity dressed as girls to another crossdressing dude. They know it's Queer but they're not 100% that it's Gay 😂
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Jason getting night terrors and waking up in a cold sweat, on edge and itching for a fight... Only for his partner to soothe him back down by kissing their way lightly down his body and eating his ass until he forgets his name.
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Mutual noncon with a third calling the shots, punishing any attempts at gentleness and threatening to take over themselves if the victims don't hurry up. Forcing them to kiss and pose for them, jerking off and coming over their joint bodies...
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