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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
What an offer
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@Cheapie13 I havent had the honor of getting that offer from you
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@Cheapie13 That’s all you need to say
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
5 months
I need sugar daddy. Work just isnt for me anymore - i come with a gambling addiction but i give it up pretty easy
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1 month
Scottie fucks
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@kgurlll
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1 month
There are a few fine ass men that have recently followed me and idk where tf you have been but jesus christ ruin my life pls
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
12 days
Im drunk & high & eating salmon and rice in the tub while watching the Os. My life rocks sometimes
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
23 days
The urge I have to post my tits for free 24/7 is wild **Dont DM me this is just a brain dump tweet. Ty**
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Kelsey
1 month
Between “Ask matt to unblock me” and “joking” about date r*pe, how many false accusations have you made?
@astrosbatgirl
julia morales stan account 👑
1 month
Sorry to the Orioles, but if these 4 walk into a party, I’m covering my drink
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@kgurlll
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24 days
Being kind is hot
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1 month
Ummmm holy shit im hot tn. EARLY wins
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Kelsey
1 month
This is gonna be long so bare with me…also its gonna be horny so move along if you dont fuck… Im going on a date with an aerospace engineer, which i already dont know how to act bc i usually date guys without jobs, and i have a question that i wanna ask him so bad but probably
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
22 days
Well in the past 3 weeks, i didnt get knocked up or win the lottery or die so i guess i have to back to work to support my gambling addiction
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
22 days
Im unnecessarily sitting in the sun and im dripping sweat like DRIPPING but i took an edible before i got here & now physically cannot move or not sound fucking stupid when i speak. So ill be mute for the next 8 innings
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
18 days
Fuck the yankees Saturday
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Kelsey
19 days
Fuck the yankees Friday
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Damn i wanna get spanked like the yankees
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@kgurlll
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1 month
Os baby
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@kgurlll
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1 month
This man is on one lately 😭
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
11 days
They named this pizza after me
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
A lot of beers were had tonight…fuck
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Idc if its kinda douchey to post my wins money rocks
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
29 days
Im the reason people say women shouldnt drive
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Time to lock in
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
20 days
Not before i fuck your dad 😘 Dont be this person. This is weird and sad texting from a burner number. Least say it to my face before i do kms 😘😘😘😘😘
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Kelsey
13 days
Uhhhhhhh yes deal
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
2 months
I miss this guy…right to the point
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1 month
I wanna be in a bowling league again
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
11 days
Hot honey on pizza >>>>>
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
17 days
Fuck the yankees Sunday
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Kelsey
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Fuck the yankees Saturday
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
10 days
Everything reminds me of him
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
19 days
Priorities 🤷🏻‍♀️
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24 days
Im high as fuck rn watching jeopardy….i know none of the answers. I dont even finish reading the question before its answered
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
19 days
Fuck the yankees Friday
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
18 days
Shower beer ✅ now to go responsibly have another 10
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
28 days
Just got some top from this stripper bitch
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1 month
Issa vibe
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
11 days
It’s my father’s birthday so wish him a hbd in your head or I’ll hate you
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
10 days
Bad day to be an alcoholic beverage
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
28 days
Got my uncle addicted to betting on Russian table tennis…15 mins later hes down 2k and yelling about fuck russia
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
17 days
Lets go Os babyyyyyyy make me money
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Boys lets get it together
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
18 days
Verdugo you’re ugly
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
16 days
& now its awkward
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16 days
Gonna be awkward if gunnar sucks
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
17 days
I wanna jump off the upper deck in this heat. I put ice down my pants now it looks like i peed myself
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Im never working again. This is way better. It is fucking hot as balls out though
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Baseball makes me *****
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
27 days
Although im wearing a McGwire shirt so juicing was my only option here
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Kelsey
27 days
I just ate too many edibles before Beer Olympics….our team may be fucked
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Kelsey
1 month
I’d be unstoppable if i paid someone to tase me to make sure i get out the door on time and to roll blunts for me
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
28 days
Im not not drunk
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
11 days
Honestly i deserved this for hating on verdugo so much….. He’s still a bitch tho
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
27 days
Rise and shine ☀️
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
19 days
I respect the hackers for keeping the boobs safe
@JustCallMeKeem
Hogwarts Keem 🦡
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Update: AT&T have stated contents of calls or text were NOT included in the attack. Your nudes and phone sex are safe.
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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MORE EUTAW BOMBS PLS
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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K im really embarassing...find this in one of my middle school journals.. http://t.co/JeysWlrz2l
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Tonight feels like a great night to win the 50/50
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
1 month
Came in just in time for the Rangers to get clapped this weekend
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
27 days
I just ate too many edibles before Beer Olympics….our team may be fucked
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
11 days
i need this shirt
@ssidelexfinest
South Side Lex’s Finest
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I will be around the capital of the free world Lexington, KY today come say hi if you see me. My closet must be mad at me bc it’s throwing me FITS
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@kgurlll
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Strokin em today boysss
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Cat moms are the freakiest
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
19 days
PUSSSYYYYYYYY…..,had your chance tn
@AviMiIIer
Avi Miller 🟦
1 month
After that second hit-by-pitch, Alex Verdugo in the #Yankees dugout looks to be saying: "Just me and you. And then after I'm done with you, I'm gonna f*** that guy up."
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I cant figure out if the one on the right is just a big ass banana or is the one on the left tiny? The big one looks fucking massive 😂
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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From being (& publicly admitting) im a skins fan to 6 of 7 Os games this week in god fucking awful heat, my loyalty should never be questioned. Ride or die type 👏🏼
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Im sure this wont get annoying after a werk
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
23 days
Cowser homer tomorrow ✅
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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Wet tshirt comp in riverside……HOLY FUCK it’s raining
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
13 days
Thinking about how i blacked out after a Os game a few weeks ago and woke up with 1 tit piercing just missing. No clue how it came out. Or when. They arent easy to take out sooooo like wtf was i doing? & thank god i didnt rip my tit in half
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
30 days
Sydney sweeney for prez
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thicc sad world
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a president with big naturals could unite this country
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For the love of god please leave Burnes in for the 8th…….i need 1 K for $1.6k
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
20 days
I slept with a box knife bc the strangers still freaks me out lmao. Living in baltimore? Not scary. A movie from 16 years ago? Terrifying.
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
21 days
I judge you if you don’t toast your bagel
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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Opt out of this @deshaunwatson
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10 years
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I go out to my car & all the windows and sunroof are wide open. I know for a fact they were closed bc it was downpouring last night….turns out if you hold the lock button on hondas it opens all the windows……all were open in the tsunami 🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃my life is a joke…..
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
14 days
Ive realized that maybe why im late sometimes is because i text novels. Tonnnn of unnecessary detail but i paint great picture of whatever tf im talking about. You’ll feel like you were there
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Kelsey
29 days
7:12 tee time….shoot me in the face
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
2 months
The Os are about to make me a sugar momma betting on them this pass week 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
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@kgurlll
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Im embarrassingly stupid sometimes
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@kgurlll
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FBGM
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
2 months
I wanna see some eutaw st bombs pls
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@kgurlll
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Apparently its not great to run over your phone with a golf cart
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
21 days
Simpsons: hit and run & chill
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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*****
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@kgurlll
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Fuck
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@kgurlll
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAH
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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Why am i so dumb? Apparently its ***marinating
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Me: Im gonna go to bed early tn Also me: starts marinading salmon at 10:40
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Kelsey
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Speaker knockerz only today
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@kgurlll
Kelsey
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Impulsively bought a Burnes jersey…..idk why..thought it would make me feel better after the L
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@kgurlll
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Why is Randy Johnson just getting inducted into the Dbacks HOF? Hasnt he been in the MLB HOF for like 10 years?
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Simba cam
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@kgurlll
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A lot
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Why tf am i up
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Liberals hate fun
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Me: Im gonna go to bed early tn Also me: starts marinading salmon at 10:40
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@kgurlll
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LOCKED IN…..PAY ME
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Prius drivers shouldnt have any rights
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