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Wanderer in the universe - trying to find a government for the people ~ Be kind

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3 years
A student from our high school died from covid today so I'm not real happy about how mild and harmless covid is
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What is another word for cutting back on groceries?
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Bernie Sanders and Ilhan Omar Want to Provide 3 Meals a Day for All Children in the U.S. #Bernie2020
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3 years
Caption this
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Do you know anyone who hasn't tested positive for COVID-19?
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How come Hillary Clinton isn't out campaigning for Bernie as hard as he did for her?
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In Michigan children and young adults aged 10 to 19 saw a 227% rise in cases. “Much of the rise in pediatric cases can be linked to the reopening of schools and youth sports,” CBS News
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3 years
It was so Christian of my neighbor to express their sadness that my dead daughter would not go to heaven since she never accepted Jesus as her savior
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4 years
So did we push the Democrats left?
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When Warren loses Massachusetts, who is she going to blame?
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Apparently if I criticize Biden I am a Trumper
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It's going to be kind of ironic that they ruined the economy by killing the workers
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We made a mistake when we monetized life
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4 years
NPR is saying Bernie's speech has won over Progressives to vote for Biden & having Kasich on represents diversity
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5 years
Sanders rejects Biden's openness to bipartisan ticket: 'I will not have a Republican as a vice president'
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CDC now says hospital workers who are experiencing heart attacks can continue working
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5 years
Wow - how slanted is this garbage NBC misinformation? Bernie Sanders struggles to rebound: Staffing, strategy, health via @nbcnews
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Experts on NPR are saying it is possible cops might behave better if they didn't have qualified immunity
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3 years
Is there a bigger bold-faced lie than the Affordable Healthcare Act?
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4 years
I remember John Lewis corruption in throwing Bernie Sanders & his supporters under the bus
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This means they are scared Bernie is going to win in Florida #Bernie2020
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Booker getting primary challenge for Senate from Sanders supporter
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How far are you away from losing it?
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3 years
How do you all you history buffs like experiencing the fall of a wealthy empire? Is this fun for you?
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3 years
Saying goodbye
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3 years
CDC apologizes for any confusion. They thought they were the Capitalism Development Center
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5 years
Just for fun, try to say something nice about Hillary Clinton Try just try
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3 years
The CDC announces we no longer need the CDC
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Imagine how much better things would be today if we had a Democratic President
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CDC recommends getting your own super yacht & protecting your family in a tropical paradise
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Capitalism is incapable of stopping a pandemic
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5 years
Elizabeth Warren Can’t Explain Why She Didn’t Support Bernie Sanders – David Pakman Show via @The Ring of Fire Network
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I picked up a 1984 stereo system tonight w 8 track, 2 cassette recorders, turntable & 2 speakers What on earth was this thing designed to do?
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3 years
Susan Sarandon caused the 1918 pandemic
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Slip sliding away
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Isn't organized religion just a business?
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I'm sick as can be home from work. Took a twitter & news hiatus - too traumatic for me right now But I did have the honor of dragging myself out to vote for Bernie in Michigan a few minutes ago #Bernie2020 #PresidentSanders #VoteForBernie
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3 years
Welcome to America
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3 years
Once a deadly virus begins to appear to subside, the best plan is to immediately increase public transmission by eliminating precautions & by promoting unprotected gatherings That's the plan
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3 years
Somehow cruise ships aren't safe but schools are
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5 years
I'm not watching the debate but here's my play by play: Bloomberg is making an idiot out of himself tonight How accurate am I?
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4 years
@BenBonnema Here's the sign outside my local grocery store in Kalamazoo
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3 years
Can anyone see me? My screen says I have no followers or following
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4 years
NPR just said we are experiencing a record enthusiasm level for the presidential election
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Why would anyone want a failed mayor of South Bend Indiana to be President?
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Obama will take the vaccine on camera
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Maybe if I vote for Trump I can push him to the Left
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Do him in? That's some Unity right there! Establishment Democrats' Dilemma: How to Do In Bernie Sanders Without Alienating His Young Voters
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3 years
I'll be subtle Don't send your kids to in-person school if there is anything you can do to avoid it
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3 years
In what world does eliminating quarantine while the nation's Capitol experiences a 3,300% increase of a dearly virus since Thanksgiving make sense?
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CDC announces people are no longer necessary
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When will people realize there won't be any food?
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Fauci today - IF everyone gets the Vax & Masks & the virus does not mutate into something worse, we MAY be able to get the virus under control by next spring So we're doomed
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3 years
For anyone who didn't hear my news, I have been a little dramatic here about a terminal diagnosis I received few months ago On Friday I received confirmation that the diagnosis was in error - I'm fine Thank you everyone for your incredible love & support Back to snarking soon
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3 years
Apparently the easiest way to make money is to poison the planet & oppress the People
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I'm bypassing a substantial promotion because I don't want the extra responsibility and workload ~ and I like what I do Tell me I'm not crazy
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5 years
So glad to hear from so many #PeteToBernie supporters We welcome you to #Bernie2020 Your voice will be heard & we will beat Trump together
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Have enough people died of covid for the economy yet?
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Did I miss the outrage when Dave Chappelle endorsed Yang? Sanders faces ire over Joe Rogan 'endorsement'
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They aren't saying back to normal anymore They aren't saying anything
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The CDC announces it is now completely safe to go through the Fargo wood chipper
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Tulsi Gabbard Attacked Kamala Harris, Sending Her Plunging. DNC Says She's Not Included In Next Debate.
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What was Elizabeth Warren's plan for Standing Rock?
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CDC expected to change the definition of dying
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How come we have a supply shortage of everything except billionaires, evil, pollution & bullsnit?
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Goodbye to my playhouse Dad made it for me with a hand saw & hammer I towed it 300 miles with my Audi Quattro so my kids could enjoy it Originally red/white & with a much nicer trim & no ugly dormer Been a good chicken coop for many years I'll be tearing her down tomorrow
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I'm taking a break from Twitter. I can't handle this madness anymore Ok I'm back
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At some point the billionaires are simply going to buy our government & our media
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Hillary Clinton has the power to oust Trump in 2020 with her little finger All it would take is for her to ENDORSE Bernie Sanders TODAY Such a force of real UNITY would easily defeat Trump Hillary - do the right thing for our country & endorse Bernie NOW We can't wait!
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CDC says covid positive workers can report to work if they work for free
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If we stand together there is nothing we can't accomplish
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I once thought witnessing the end of civilization was science fiction
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Has anyone every met a Biden supporter face to face?
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NPR just said everyone quitting their jobs means the economy is great
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Cenk just endorsed Bernie Sanders
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Be a Patriot. Pay double for your groceries
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What if the American economy failed, people began shooting each other & a deadly pandemic happened simultaneously?
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#Bernie2020 How are we doing out there Berners?
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The more the media says Russia is failing the more I think they aren't
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Hello Pete Buttigieg supporters. Sorry your #1 has dropped out Of course Bernie supporters would love to have you join us He's been there for you/us all the way We're having fun & we're going to win against Trump, but we need your help 🙏 to do it
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Bernie Sanders Says He Would Legalize Marijuana by Executive Order
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Don't be duped into believing that politicians care about children
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NPR saying nobody could imagine this outcome in Afghanistan
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Kamala Harris asks Nevada town hall audience if America is 'ready' for her presidency - only for the crowd to shout 'NO!' in embarrassing campaign blunder
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