THE lesbian kermiggy truther. wanted by james corden for a cash reward. dolly parton’s common-law wife. movie guy. physical media advocate. statler coded.
@bigfatmoosepssy
i love when he does that and you can tell he’s so sure he’s got you backed into a corner but he’s actually wrong and you get to click no
“ronance is canon,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, they’re right.” says a voice in the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s natalia dyer.
the way y’all won’t stfu abt nyc being orange as if there isn’t indigenous canadians who have lost entire reservations to this shit y’all can’t talk abt anything if it’s not happening in the united states and it’s annoying.
New photo of the World Trade Center in New York City from EarthCam.
New York City was ranked as the city with the world’s worst air quality yesterday due to Canadian wildfires.
spotify: we’re going to put together the data of everything you listened to but make it fun and interactive
everyone: okay. got it.
this guy: newsflash IDIOTS. spotify wrapped is just spotify putting together the data of everything you listened to but make it fun and interactive!
your spotify wrapped is literally your personal data repackaged into cute shareable insights with the business intent of acquiring more users. it's accurate because it's entirely diagnostic.
@BIDERVERSE
@brettgelman
he may not have replied here but i remember in 2019 who used to share like every bit of murlexei fanart onto his ig story including ones where they’re holding pride flags etc etc so!
this is literally the tamest santa claus hear me out, everyone agrees on this. get serious. get on my level. want to fuck him when he’s holly an jolly. call me when you need santa claus is comin to town santa. maybe then the santaheads will take you seriously.
i don’t think we give argyle enough credit for being a near fully functional stoner. dude is getaway driving, cracking government codes, following confusing conversations, meeting people. when i get stoned sometimes i forget to breathe like go off argyle
muppet casuals will reply to an account that’s like, dn: I LOVE THE MUPPETS username: number1muppetlover bio: “i love and know every single thing about the muppets i’m like a human muppet dictionary” with something like “did you know kermit the frog has a nephew named robin”
@k8mckinnonstan
it always bothers me when the lyrics of the song change but the text is the same as the lyrics from like the first loop so they don’t line up anymore 😭
the post itself and the replies……. i need to not look for my own mental health but my god when muppet casuals learn what the word slapstick means we’ll all be free
really interesting to me the amount of people in the qrts who think not straight/cis = how likely you are to be oppressed? like they didn’t say they’re abt to get hatecrimed they said they aren’t straight and they aren’t cis. which they aren’t. y’all turn everything into 1/2
i actually really don’t give a single fuck abt the feelings of ed twt and i am pro fuck those guys but i feel like if u (esp as a skinny person) are gonna qrt them perhaps a trigger warning would be nice bc some of the shit they say can rlly trigger fat people and spreading +
Alvin, Theodore, and Simon are currently up for sale. Bagdasarian Productions, the company that owns the musical trio, is looking to sell all assets relating to Alvin and the Chipmunks, including music, stories, and more.
piggy not being able to make friends her whole life because her personality is intimidating and off-putting and deadly not being able make friends his whole life because his looks are intimidating and off-putting and them finding love and unconditional friendship in each other
nobody fucking cares about his personal life people don’t like him because he platformed a known transphobe and let him tell his transphobic jokes on stage you guys need to get that through your thick fucking skulls
putting aside the dreadfully boring moralizing about a guy who went to rehab 3 years ago, he is very much still in the life of Olivia Munn and their child, so much so that she was his date tonight. but that’s not a hot little take, now is it
@incorrecterica
no cuz i remember after s3 i absolutely adored her character as well as murray’s and then at some point they said both of them were being upgraded to “main characters” and murray got a lot more screen time so i was like great ! erica will too :) and then she only had +
@luccahuguet
@adamtotscomix
it’s in hidden replies and it’s not that bad my guess is the block is actually because of the blue check a lot of people are doing that so that their replies aren’t flooded by those ppl
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️
#EmotionalWellBeing