kim the crier 🇵🇸
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THE lesbian kermiggy truther. wanted by james corden for a cash reward. dolly parton’s common-law wife. movie guy. physical media advocate. statler coded.
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@bigfatmoosepssy
i love when he does that and you can tell he’s so sure he’s got you backed into a corner but he’s actually wrong and you get to click no
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“ronance is canon,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, they’re right.” says a voice in the back of the room. the lights come on. it’s natalia dyer.
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@janinebogris
@matildae22
it’s crazy too cuz it seems like all his wives were age appropriate 😭 like ok mr scorsese!
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the way y’all won’t stfu abt nyc being orange as if there isn’t indigenous canadians who have lost entire reservations to this shit y’all can’t talk abt anything if it’s not happening in the united states and it’s annoying.
New photo of the World Trade Center in New York City from EarthCam.
New York City was ranked as the city with the world’s worst air quality yesterday due to Canadian wildfires.
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1. JONATHANS TOP SCARS 🫶🫶🫶 2. every time jargyle is included in w the fruity four i gain ten years on my lifespan
spicy six but like. young adults dealing with jobs and taxes
#StrangerThings
#StrangerThings4
#steddie
#ronance
#jargyle
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@yellowjackie09
if she had won a tony for this and the oscar for eeaao she’d be halfway to egot status
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and you should be grateful for that, frog.
Phones sure have changed a lot over the years! One thing that'll never change? How much
@MissPiggy
calls me on them. Sheesh!
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spotify: we’re going to put together the data of everything you listened to but make it fun and interactive
everyone: okay. got it.
this guy: newsflash IDIOTS. spotify wrapped is just spotify putting together the data of everything you listened to but make it fun and interactive!
your spotify wrapped is literally your personal data repackaged into cute shareable insights with the business intent of acquiring more users. it's accurate because it's entirely diagnostic.
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you know how people always said tom holland looks like he has a frog in his mouth? he looks like he has a whole pond
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@hurleyquinnzel
i looked it up the second i saw the post and it’s not unfortunately. the right ear is the gay ear
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can they announce a new theatrical muppet movie before i kill myself
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@BIDERVERSE
@brettgelman
he may not have replied here but i remember in 2019 who used to share like every bit of murlexei fanart onto his ig story including ones where they’re holding pride flags etc etc so!
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the muppets
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@bisexualcrises
even the first one. jaws TWO? i don’t think many people cared that hard abt the sequel
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this is literally the tamest santa claus hear me out, everyone agrees on this. get serious. get on my level. want to fuck him when he’s holly an jolly. call me when you need santa claus is comin to town santa. maybe then the santaheads will take you seriously.
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i don’t think we give argyle enough credit for being a near fully functional stoner. dude is getaway driving, cracking government codes, following confusing conversations, meeting people. when i get stoned sometimes i forget to breathe like go off argyle
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muppet casuals will reply to an account that’s like, dn: I LOVE THE MUPPETS username: number1muppetlover bio: “i love and know every single thing about the muppets i’m like a human muppet dictionary” with something like “did you know kermit the frog has a nephew named robin”
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the queen in tangled:
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@k8mckinnonstan
it always bothers me when the lyrics of the song change but the text is the same as the lyrics from like the first loop so they don’t line up anymore 😭
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the world is read for a new muppet christmas movie and it should be a hallmark style romance movie between kermit and piggy
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the way ur trying to pool people who ship non canon gay ships or whatever in with pro shippers is crazy lol
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really interesting to me the amount of people in the qrts who think not straight/cis = how likely you are to be oppressed? like they didn’t say they’re abt to get hatecrimed they said they aren’t straight and they aren’t cis. which they aren’t. y’all turn everything into 1/2
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i actually really don’t give a single fuck abt the feelings of ed twt and i am pro fuck those guys but i feel like if u (esp as a skinny person) are gonna qrt them perhaps a trigger warning would be nice bc some of the shit they say can rlly trigger fat people and spreading +
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if we all work together we can have shared custody of alvin and the chipmunks
Alvin, Theodore, and Simon are currently up for sale. Bagdasarian Productions, the company that owns the musical trio, is looking to sell all assets relating to Alvin and the Chipmunks, including music, stories, and more.
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piggy not being able to make friends her whole life because her personality is intimidating and off-putting and deadly not being able make friends his whole life because his looks are intimidating and off-putting and them finding love and unconditional friendship in each other
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nobody fucking cares about his personal life people don’t like him because he platformed a known transphobe and let him tell his transphobic jokes on stage you guys need to get that through your thick fucking skulls
putting aside the dreadfully boring moralizing about a guy who went to rehab 3 years ago, he is very much still in the life of Olivia Munn and their child, so much so that she was his date tonight. but that’s not a hot little take, now is it
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@incorrecterica
no cuz i remember after s3 i absolutely adored her character as well as murray’s and then at some point they said both of them were being upgraded to “main characters” and murray got a lot more screen time so i was like great ! erica will too :) and then she only had +
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i do think it’s a little frustrating when muppet/henson productions get nominated for children’s categories just because they are puppets
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@luccahuguet
@adamtotscomix
it’s in hidden replies and it’s not that bad my guess is the block is actually because of the blue check a lot of people are doing that so that their replies aren’t flooded by those ppl
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this picture of him is so cute i’m convulsing HES JUST A LITTLE SWEETIE PIE everyone is so mean to him and for what 😔
Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you.❤️
#EmotionalWellBeing
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butch fiona … save me butch fiona
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this dyke. this butch ass lesbian
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@GIRLTH1NG
also all this and it’s like. a middle aged man in the costume and a gen z running the twitter account 😭
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it’s actually so sick and evil that they aren’t available online yet
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someone redraw this as the scooby gang
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this was a cultural shift i fear
the character posters for Barbie were released a year ago today
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if these were my spouse’s vows i’d kill myself in front of everyone at the wedding
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