LMAO. 3rd year in UNN. Man asked me when the faculty cup would start. I told him. He said okay & asked about my goalkeeper gloves. I said it's torn, but I can manage.
One day in class, my phone rang & he said come to the faculty quadrangle. I came & he handed me new boots &...
@khanofkhans11_
- Lmaoo. Everytime on her WhatsApp status it's
- Fake Friends everywhere
- Who will buy me pizza and ice cream?
- Deleting contacts soon
Omo, I gats disembark, pronto!!!
My point is, I don't mind being jobless just to look after my both parents.
I have been doing it and living with them for years now and it's fine by me.
If they say make I perform Malevolent Shrine for any disrespect show to them, I put Ryomen Sukuna on call immediately.
@Trendinghub_ng
Summary
- Amara abuses Uyai
- Uyai don too take am despite the Stockholm syndrome.
- Uyai say e go be
- Amara wey no wan beg am again free am
-Amara's followers con go dey insult Uyai for DM ontop toxic threesome relationship.
- Uyai con dey speak up.
- Manyoo con loose ontop am
new gloves (Thibaut Courtious type. All black) He had my uncle send it from Abuja. A new jersey too.
I didn't know how to express myself. Brought foodstuffs from home too. He called in sick at work to make that trip to school to hand me those two days before the games began.
Japa in Nigeria is not for the Middle class anymore. It's become for the rich.
£4000- Fee Deposit
£1600 - Visa + NHS
£2000 - Flight+ Survival Money
That's £7600
I didn't add PoF, because let's assume someone helped you.
How many MC Nigerians have ₦14.5m to set on fire?
@bryt_alozy
@preshdeyforyou
Taking notes....
- A spot
- G spot
- erogenous zone
- penetrate am
- Orgasmic contractions
Safe to say that I'm killing this woman whenever I get home from work. Oga akpom zaddy n'abania.
How a man treats a woman doesn't have anything to do with where he is from.
It has to do with the man's orientation , literacy , level of exposure , personality & choice.
Hantavirus is out.
We haven't gone close to half to containing
#COVID
ー19 &
#Hantavirus
is on the loose🤦😩.
Could we all move to Cybertron already & join the Autobots or Decepticons, because...
Where was SARS when 1million boys were terrorizing Lagos & ogun state?????????????????????
Special Anti Robbery Squad oshi
#EndSARSImmediately
#EndSARS
@trending_medic
- Don't use wrapper and climb be ontop. You are not Female Spawn
- Don't use teeth while doing the Gwack 3000. You are not a cannibal
- Participate in the sinning as well. Don't spread legs like Spider & moan in Ijebu.
- Don't ask me "what are we" after the session.
The Future lies unspoken.
In timeless emerald eyes.
Service is a wrap 🙃
Thank you God for the unending blessings🙏. Thank you , akwaibom for serving me😊. We move 🍺
After having hot sex with an Igbo woman who you thought would be yours forever, she hands you her wedding invitation card and casually says ‘Ugochukwu ma chokwana gi acho na wedding m’ while you help her fix her bra.
@trey_soloble
@YetideBadaki
@Eccentric_sky
So from now on , any babe wey use red candle and says "worship me" during sex go chop better upper cut, because it's not me you want to send "Far into Home".
@ToolzO
I enter exam hall ,begin draw her face for my answer script forgetting to answer my questions.
If she left me for a guy , I for no too overdo
But she leave me for woman.
Is it that my preeq no reach ?
Am I smelling?
I just dey draw up faces for answer script.