kendall
@kendillywilly
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||| some days I’m a ghost, and some days I’m a god ||| feral. metal enjoyer. bibliophile 🗡️8/70 📚 18+
the midwest
Joined February 2011
Gas station attendant: “you look exactly like this one actress… I can’t remember her name” .Me: *knowing what she’s gonna say* .Her:”OMG EMMA STONE! IT IS SERIOUSLY UNCANNY WOW!!!!” .Me: “I’ve been getting it for a long time!” .Her: “wow seriously you could be twins”
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Being a mom is so weird like I feel guilty if I post pictures of things other than my kids??? And that's wack because I'm still a whole ass person.
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I’m really trying to stop being a hater but this is single-handedly the most horrid thing I have ever seen.
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Please stop using Johnson and Johnson on ur babies!!!!!!!!.
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@bxffalobxffalo Let me say I had no idea what he did but I quickly googled them and I’m sick ):.
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I am crying. I wanna hug this sweet baby.
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You really want to piss off facebook? Tell them you tell you kids Easter is about the Easter bunny and spring time lol.
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It’s been 8 months since I quit vaping guys. Everybody clap!!!!!!!!.
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@xoxo_bekah Right my first thought was like okay maybe you should be paying attention to your kid.
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I chickened out and deleted this yesterday don't let it flop even though I'm awkward
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Hi spooky Twitter my mom is obsessed with all things horror and Halloween and she decided to MAKE her own Michael Myers this year. Turned out badass.
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Can I be honest? I literally have ZERO desire to see this movie.
Variety predicts that ‘WICKED’ will win the Oscar for Best Picture.
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I’m so close to keeping my kids home and unschooling/homeschooling them. Why is it so accepted to stick your kid at a desk for 8 hours a day LOL.
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I'm such a coffee snob that the coffee fad is annoying to me. Iced coffee from mcdonalds is not real Coffee get away from me.
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People who don't ever post pictures of their kids are weird to me.
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Real quick- why are you taking your kids to see an artist whose songs are mostly sexual? Lmk!!!!.
I'm sorry but am i the only one offended? Like why is she being disgusting sexually infront of children. 💀
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Depression sucks so bad because everything can be great and you still hate yourself and everything.
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I don’t idolize celebrities. I don’t worship them. I don’t give a shit who’s wearing what hat. Or driving what car. Twitter is so full of brain rot and so full of people who care too fucking much about NOTHING.
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musicals are not good. never once have I thought wow yes I want to sit here and watch everyone sing and dance to cringey songs for 2 hours.
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had too many drinks last night and I just found this photo of me doing “pinkies up” ????? LMAOOOOO
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got to enjoy the nice weather and watched the storm clouds roll in 💛⛅
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I love this little community I have created for myself! Just know, If you can see this/reply to this I love you and appreciate you and I’m happy you exist!.
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meaningless sex can be incredibly risky and we shouldn’t be letting *just any loser* have access to our bodies.
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I'm going to be the weirdo mom who is going to refuse to give my kids tablets and all the fancy shit. I want my kids to be kids and enjoy playing outside and getting their knees dirty and make art and use their imagination.
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hi! friendly reminder you don’t have to have a flat tummy to be hot!.
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What's funny to me is that IF Obama was accused of being a pedophile in office, all the Republicans would be like TAKE HIM OUT OF OFFICE RIGHT NOW!!!!! But since it's Trump now being accused, everyone is like W A I T- I wanna MORE see proof!!!! Ok. ya nasties.
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I did my makeup for the first time in like two months so I had to document
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there’s a reason you only have 87 followers it’s because no one cares what you have to say. hope that helps!.
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@itsmeheythere Why is that lady showing concern for her as if she didn’t just fucking spit on a person.
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Teach your girls to beat up boys. For real. Mine know that if someone makes them uncomfortable to go for the face or the balls. Lmao.
My 7yo daughter came home from school and told us that a boy in her class tried to kiss her at recess. When she ran away from him, another boy from their class chased after her and HELD HER DOWN for him. I am fucking seething.
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not trying to be corny on the TL but damn- I can’t even put into words how grateful I am for my friends. best birthday ever. all the feels.
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I am a “rocking the natural light until it’s dark person” so like, I don’t turn the lights on in a room if it’s daytime because I like natural light better. but I was just told I’m weird. SOO- do YOU turn all the lights on or hang out in natural light? LMK lol.
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HEY GUYS IM IN LABOR. MY BABY WILL BE HERE TODAY OR TOMORROW YAYAYAYAY ❤️.
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Why is it trendy to be goth/edgy now? When I was scene/edgy ya'll thought I was weird???.
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my girl is gone . I can’t breathe.
it’s been touch n go for awhile, but I think we are down to our last few days with my girl. She’s so special, i don’t know how im going to go on without her. send me some love I need it 💔
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GUYS WE GOT IT!!!!!! THEY ACCEPTED OUR OFFER ON THE HOUSE!!!!! WERE BUYING A HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!.
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@itsgenebaby I puked so hard I broke my water and yelled for my nursing saying "omg Barb I pissed myself!!!!" Thinking it was pee.
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BLM isn't about fucking politics it's about being a decent fucking human being. And wanting EVERYONE to be treated how you would want to be treated. PERIOOOODDDDD.
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if you can reply to this- we are best friends. sorry I don’t make the rules.
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these pictures my kids took of me earlier go kinda hard not gonna lie
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it’s been touch n go for awhile, but I think we are down to our last few days with my girl. She’s so special, i don’t know how im going to go on without her. send me some love I need it 💔
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listening to deftones is great when you don’t have a little bitch talking shit in ur ear.
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When i was 16 i thought it was cool to have a million friends on facebook & now i want them all gone and its going to take 7 years.
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mirror selfie wrapped ‘24 . Why do I look like a different person in every one lol
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show your range but make it hair . ooooo I love this game!
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hey- this is shit from a butt.
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love this pic of me for some reason lmao
Use this tweet as an excuse to post an old pic where you looked hot.
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Are yall okay? Who voted for this man??????????.
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Can I be honest? I’ve never heard a single Ethel Cain song ….
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my “Halloween outfit”
At the library and the older librarian says “oh you’re dressed for the Halloween theme aren’t you!”. I’m not. I’m just dressed normal for me LMAOOOO.
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