Thankful I passed the stage in my life where I had no female friends because " they're too much drama" and I hung out w guys feeling like a part of the gang. Omo God abeg never again in my life
except you’re sick, i cannot understand the idea behind being perfectly okay and staying in the hostel when you have class and you can see your mates going to class😭
and you’re not even working or doing anything, just laying down on your bed.😭like what are you doing
pls is there a relationship type where i’m allowed to have multiple partners but they don’t know each other and they’re not allowed to be with anyone else but me🥹
even better if they don’t know when i’m w other people but they know i can be with other people if i want
you guys😭😭
i was rly begging God today to send someone that’ll send me a specific amount of money. tell me why someone randomly asked for my account number and sent me double🙈😭
i can’t believe i’m done w school and already so grown like i can’t rely on school anymore or my daddy’s money. i actually have to go out and earn a living🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
yesterday my father and i had a huge argument because someone brought cake to our house and i ate it without asking him first
today he bought me cake so that “greed will not let them take my destiny”😭
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if you don’t attend classes in my department, you might not be writing the exam at all. regardless of how much knowledge you think you have. that’s the point i’m making
Also this week I need soma and angel to stop this love thingy they’re doing. I still won’t get over how weird he was that day & I need my babe to stand up
pls can you guys rest😭 i tweeted that w someone in mind esp w how my school works being big on attendance & all.
i struggle w going to class and idk how i’d survive w/o my friend & my deep fear of failure. i always talk about how i struggle w paying attention in class like 😐
Flo’s marketing for their premium subscription is so crazy because they’ll be giving you the most helpful knowledge and you’ll want to learn more and they’ll be like sike, subscribe first😭
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plss like & rt🥹🥹
being genz is so cool bc i’m about to wear a very 😐🤨 fit to work but it’s okay bc they’ll just shake their heads and say ‘all these genzs’ and call it a day😋
crazy how I’ve been using actively using Snapchat for 3 years plus and I don’t see the sexual deprivation you guys are always ranting about
sure it can be a weird app but it’s no weirder than any of the other social media apps especially not twitter
actually my ideal job is no job
wake up, jog or sumn, write, go to activity related places like sculpting or pottery, hang out w my friends in the evening, volunteer at places or an ngo
& somehow the bills get paid and i can afford anything i want
that’s why you’re looking older than your age👵
you carry soo much stress😖
somebody walks out of your life🚶♀️
tell the person safe journey 🚙
a young man says I’m not marrying you again 💍🤵♂️❌
tell him bye bye👋✌️
If there is first John 1️⃣🥇
there is?
my dad is in the kitchen making noodles while I roll around and watch TikTok. Love me an independent man. He should better keep this energy till I go back to school
pls why did my 12 year old sister just tell me about a boy she likes & asked me if it was true love
"Kemi no matter what he does I still like him, shebi it's true love?"
Girl no tf😭🤣🤣
this is why I hate being a social media manager btw, it comes w so much anxiety and self doubt esp if it’s was a dead page before you started handling it
There is nothing as depressing as creating a banging content with 2likes and zero retweets.
Worse off, if no one engages the content. You can enter your own content creation depression.
I just want you to remember it's not about you; sometimes it's not about the content, and
This school is so annoying because they don’t even give you breathing space before they start. Open your eyes first thing in the morning and there’s a new wahala to deal with
you always think you want this till you buy it and you’ve eaten less than a slice and you’re tired and slightly disgusted by how much sugar you’ve consumed😀
Lecturer trying to tell us how disciplined he is, talking about how his wife was late to work one day and he went to her office to tell them to give her query for that. Idk what’s wrong w him
every kdrama has these 3 scenes
i. omg rain is falling let me magically appear with my umbrella & protect my queen
ii. oh my lover suddenly fell asleep, rest your head on my shoulder while I sit up uncomfortably
iii. the hospital scene
😭so silly, occasionally cute
being able to market your skill is more important than the skill itself
because you’ll have the most mediocre people in the highest of roles because they know how to market themselves