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Thankful I passed the stage in my life where I had no female friends because " they're too much drama" and I hung out w guys feeling like a part of the gang. Omo God abeg never again in my life
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try different styles!
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except you’re sick, i cannot understand the idea behind being perfectly okay and staying in the hostel when you have class and you can see your mates going to class😭
and you’re not even working or doing anything, just laying down on your bed.😭like what are you doing
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omg I’m so sorry I didn’t reply your text. I went through your tweets and you’re stupid af🥺
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serious question,where can I find a good Pablo that knows how to dress, likes reading books & is very smart & very quiet?
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no real girls girl is coming online every second to say how much of a girls girl she is btw
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btw super jealous of all of you that go to raves and hang out w your friends on the weekends
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pls is there a relationship type where i’m allowed to have multiple partners but they don’t know each other and they’re not allowed to be with anyone else but me🥹
even better if they don’t know when i’m w other people but they know i can be with other people if i want
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you guys😭😭
i was rly begging God today to send someone that’ll send me a specific amount of money. tell me why someone randomly asked for my account number and sent me double🙈😭
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I have never seen anyone look good in a passport photograph.
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walking on the road today and eyeing every man like only god knows the evil you’ve done in secret, anuofia
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i can’t believe i’m done w school and already so grown like i can’t rely on school anymore or my daddy’s money. i actually have to go out and earn a living🙆🏾♀️🙆🏾♀️
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Ideas for my youtube(that I’ll create hopefully soon/possibly never)
Need a Nigerian to start doing video essays about Nigerian problems on YouTube
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you guys should try saying ‘na you sabi’ sometimes and leaving it at that. Nobody has time to be arguing about anything again
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she asked for very smalllll sign but you guys are mentioning billboards 😭
What’s a very smallllll sign that tells you someone isn’t a girls girl??
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yesterday my father and i had a huge argument because someone brought cake to our house and i ate it without asking him first
today he bought me cake so that “greed will not let them take my destiny”😭
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REST IJN🙄 I see this tweet every two weeks, wear your jeans and top and let us hear word
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real lovers this real lover that where are the real millionaires?? show us how you made your money and give tips on how we can be rich
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@2sexy_handle
if you don’t attend classes in my department, you might not be writing the exam at all. regardless of how much knowledge you think you have. that’s the point i’m making
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i’m ashamed to say the lengths i go to when it comes to stalking🙁
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What is meant for you will not pass you by, so subconsciously things are always working out no matter how it looks at any point
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My life is going to have a massive turnaround for my good and I'm going to win everyday , me and my friends. Soon.
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when will people stop using the word cute to describe me😔
what happened to hot, wicked & sexy
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Also this week I need soma and angel to stop this love thingy they’re doing. I still won’t get over how weird he was that day & I need my babe to stand up
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pls what does overdressed mean to you people😭(genuine question)
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blocking is not enough, i want to st*b some of you w a sword and i’m not even joking
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pls can you guys rest😭 i tweeted that w someone in mind esp w how my school works being big on attendance & all.
i struggle w going to class and idk how i’d survive w/o my friend & my deep fear of failure. i always talk about how i struggle w paying attention in class like 😐
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i swear you never fully grasp how horrible heartbreak is until you’re actively going through one
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It’s your bestiee👯
Miss miss westy↙️
Don’t tryna test me🙅🏾♀️
It’s gna get messy🥷
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ILL
START
TAKING
MY
LIFE
SERIOUSLY
ON
FRIDAY!!!!
IF
IM
NOT
RICH
BY
APRIL
ILL
KILL
MYSELF
SO
HELP
ME
UNIVERSE
ISE.
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read for 5 minutes, think of life for 30 minutes, press phone for 25 minutes. One hour of study time gone like that
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People that make pads should learn how to make stuff stick from the press on nails people atp
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honestly I just need to scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and scream and cry
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🤣🤣🤣you can just tell when someone is falling out of love w you🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🔐& 🏠
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Flo’s marketing for their premium subscription is so crazy because they’ll be giving you the most helpful knowledge and you’ll want to learn more and they’ll be like sike, subscribe first😭
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hiii ladies! amamì is a fashion brand aimed at breaking away from the typical bbl fashion and making women feel comfortable regardless of the body shape and size. please fill this form we created as a survey to better serve you 💗
plss like & rt🥹🥹
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you guys are not real bathers🥱
I just really need to understand wtf someone does in the shower for it to take over 30 mins…. like what are you rly doing
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ouu, now everytime someone Halfswipes me on snap I’ll say, swiper no swiping!😡
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being genz is so cool bc i’m about to wear a very 😐🤨 fit to work but it’s okay bc they’ll just shake their heads and say ‘all these genzs’ and call it a day😋
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PLEASE UNIVERSE I TOO WANT TO EXPERIENCE THIS BEFORE THE YEAR ENDS
Omgggggg, such good news to wrap up this year. I am bursting with excitement😭 my body is shaking
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crazy how I’ve been using actively using Snapchat for 3 years plus and I don’t see the sexual deprivation you guys are always ranting about
sure it can be a weird app but it’s no weirder than any of the other social media apps especially not twitter
There's just something that screams sexual depravity about Snapchat.
Men who use it actively are red flags for me, and I'm so serious.
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honestly. sometimes i wish i could tell my employers “pls don’t be mad at me, i’m trying my best i promise but it’s so hard”
i wish more people were ND friendly lmaoo. i’m struggling to complete this very basic task because my brain won’t let me.
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PLEASE OUTSIDE UNIVERSITY MUST BE FUN FOR ME OH. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO CHERISH HERE??
cherish every moment while you’re there , outside university is not fun
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actually my ideal job is no job
wake up, jog or sumn, write, go to activity related places like sculpting or pottery, hang out w my friends in the evening, volunteer at places or an ngo
& somehow the bills get paid and i can afford anything i want
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January 1st 2024 00:00, I shall open my linkedln app and kneel in front of my phone and MANIFEST
ts not funny anymore
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everything will be easy for me today. I’ll do everything I have planned and more. Ise🙏🏾
at the end of the day, I’ll be happy and content isee 🙏🏾
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my tiredness and overwhelming need for love
Besides your phone, wallet and keys, what do you carry with you everyday?
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I’d rather start uni all over and study mechanical engineering than tell a man in 2022 that idk what I’d do w/o him
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opened one! lmk if I should add youu
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Ajebo hustlers always have mad lyrics😭 kind of like sdc but not really?
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hmm weird first line esp from a man but ok
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forgive me my grief that spans out acres. i have love the size of a church & no one to give it to.
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that’s why you’re looking older than your age👵
you carry soo much stress😖
somebody walks out of your life🚶♀️
tell the person safe journey 🚙
a young man says I’m not marrying you again 💍🤵♂️❌
tell him bye bye👋✌️
If there is first John 1️⃣🥇
there is?
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my dad is in the kitchen making noodles while I roll around and watch TikTok. Love me an independent man. He should better keep this energy till I go back to school
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you guys are v silly and easily impressed. If anything it shows it was never that deep for you because wdym by please forgive seyi???
Seyi is taking accountability!! He’s crying and he apologized to everyone👏👏👏 please forgive seyi!!! We’re humans🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲
#Bbnaija
#BBNaijaAllStars
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god i need adderall so bad bc this sounds so beautiful
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awwn who’s that absolutely gorgeous girl in the skirt 🥰🧝🏾♀️
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treat you like a queen when you’re washing his boxers? Dyk who queens are?😭
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“You amuse me”
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so beans & bread?
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pls why did my 12 year old sister just tell me about a boy she likes & asked me if it was true love
"Kemi no matter what he does I still like him, shebi it's true love?"
Girl no tf😭🤣🤣
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this is why I hate being a social media manager btw, it comes w so much anxiety and self doubt esp if it’s was a dead page before you started handling it
There is nothing as depressing as creating a banging content with 2likes and zero retweets.
Worse off, if no one engages the content. You can enter your own content creation depression.
I just want you to remember it's not about you; sometimes it's not about the content, and
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oh & get a job too😭
my goal next year is to always look sexy & take sexy pictures! (so I can show my god children how to be an IT girl)
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This school is so annoying because they don’t even give you breathing space before they start. Open your eyes first thing in the morning and there’s a new wahala to deal with
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you always think you want this till you buy it and you’ve eaten less than a slice and you’re tired and slightly disgusted by how much sugar you’ve consumed😀
Sometimes you just have to buy and eat entire cake by yourself, for your mental health
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Lecturer trying to tell us how disciplined he is, talking about how his wife was late to work one day and he went to her office to tell them to give her query for that. Idk what’s wrong w him
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knotting someone’s tie while it’s on their neck is such an intimate experience
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till I like someone else
How long does it take you people to get over someone? No pretentious answers please.?
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need some of you to learn how to form your own opinions outside of twitter and stick w it
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every kdrama has these 3 scenes
i. omg rain is falling let me magically appear with my umbrella & protect my queen
ii. oh my lover suddenly fell asleep, rest your head on my shoulder while I sit up uncomfortably
iii. the hospital scene
😭so silly, occasionally cute
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yess. you’ll think they’re many on twitter till you meet people irl and be like ???
i thought we were all woke 😔
YES. Finding a gen-z feminist is so rare and it’s disheartening really.
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being able to market your skill is more important than the skill itself
because you’ll have the most mediocre people in the highest of roles because they know how to market themselves
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