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Staying in your room pressing your phone when everyone is in the sitting room.
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kevin be druyne?
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cherish every moment while you’re there , outside university is not fun
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Lecturer: hey young man follow me to my office
Me: follow first IFB
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"cinderella dressed in yellow , went outside to kiss a fellow , by mistake she kissed a snake.."
ahn ahn
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Me playing around instead of reading for the mad course I have
Carryover :
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Chemistry teacher : Did it increase or it decreased
Everyone in the class: it mmmCREASED😂😂
Chemistry teacher:
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@FabrizioRomano
the women just want to take his money and hinder his career , fair decision
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I sent you heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you replied me with hi
na me fuck up sha
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it works 😳😳 , click on the like button
#BrandedFeatures
Elon Musk has added 🔥 to the like button. Try it now.
(this is how you do an engagement farming post)
#BrandedFeatures
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When you touch/ rest on someone's car by mistake
The alarm:
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👨🎓❤️
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This might sound crazy but, Taxi drivers actually earn a living by driving their customers away.
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My mom told me I was close to getting this shit on my face
But my grandpa saved me from the murderers
God bless you Grandpa!🙏
Like how would I have looked like!?
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You would regret it, never pull out holding the cord else you spoil your phone charger!🔌
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Just me rapping : Soap Soap Soap Soap Soap Soap Soap Soap
My friend : tf you doing man?
Me : nigga I just dropped 8 bars !
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lecturers: *writes test on the board the first day of resumption
the whole class : this isn't it , delete 👍🏼
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Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears, 11years old and he still doesn't know my name is Ray
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I visited my friend at his new house and he told me to make myself at home , so I threw him out. I hate having visitors
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my girlfriend asked me why I bought a boat, I told her it was for sail.
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You can't spell "Advertisements" without putting semen in between the tits.
Y'all:
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How does the brain remember that it forgot what it cannot remember ??
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[Me as a lawyer]
Me: you kill am abi you no kill am
Criminal : I no kill am
Me : oya say walahi
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Twitter fam😭😭 so i need 2k RETWEETS to get a photoshoot with
@watermelonfoto
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@SurpranoC
Please if you see this on your TL kindly help retweet, don't skip! please retweet 😭😭😭😭
You can also help with tagging your friends
Thank you as you retweet this😭🙏🙏.
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-Grant me and all the Muslim ummah reading this Aljannah firdaus
-Bless my parents
-Make me successful in this life and in the hereafter
-Give them long life to see our success
Ameen Ya Allah🙏🙏🙏
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Teacher: What comes after 23?
Me: 24
Teacher: So why did you write Way Too Big?
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on open day when my teachers are telling my parents that i don't know book
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People that studied biology should be employed more at prisons after all they know everything about cells
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When I give you a lift and you start greeting everyone that passes by..
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When I'm singing a song inside my head and one motherfucker beside me starts singing the exact same song ..
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Random question
A thread 🧵 QT & Follow
1- who’s the one person you just can’t say no to?
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lmfaoo , such a fool man
swears , i want to do so much for this girl and i will too soon i hope 🙏
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does 2006 count?
People Born in 2000-2005.
Let’s see your pictures or videos
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B is just a pregnant P and no one is talking about it.
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"If you're anywhere around festac just sleep there cause everywhere has block o cause I'm just getting to my home"😂😂😂..leemao
Like is there any day you would go out and you won't meet hold up Sha?
Buh I love this place... Everyone dey hustle!!
One love Lagos💖
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This woman hit my car so bad and was still telling me rubbish , I got down from my car and highlander slap
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This place is so dry socially
If not for unilorin that is gingering and spicing everything up
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How do you guys get over 100 likes in minutes , I want that feeling😭
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If I quote you = 1M points
🫓If you retweet my tweet = 1M points
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🫓If you follow me =
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@offshoda
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Wait which one? Is it the one that they normally give someone or the normal one sitting gently??
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This might sound crazy but, Taxi drivers actually earn a living by driving their customers away.
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Yoruba people always claim to be prayer warriors but when Umar got sick they failed to enter Yaradua
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lecturer : hey young man at the back what are you discussing with your female friend over there , come out..
*scared me : she tell me say , she tell me say😭
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after summoning courage to finally send that "I love you " message and she's typing..
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@dejiimole
this must hurt as a parent , how does your kid come back home crying cause you’re unable to pay their fees😔
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met with thanos today so we added each other on snapchat , he's about to send his first snap and omg I'm so excit...
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5- show a picture where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment.
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Can you guys just imagine why footballers still sweat inside a stadium full of fans? ..
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Good morning everyone!
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Me:Mummy I want to go to Farouq house
Mummy: you're not going anywhere, when did Farouq come to your own house my friend sit down there ..
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