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@kelssssssi_

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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
imagine seeing this photo 5 years ago and NOT speculating even a little bit 😭
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@kelssssssi_
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yeah let’s not do that
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3 months
taylor running to her gaylor burner after tonight’s show bc she knows what she did
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
@vsangelring literally threw an entire gay pride parade in yntcd mv while wearing head to toe bi pride colors. but we clearly misinterpreted that🙃
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
so in conclusion: - flag colors are only flag colors when it’s NOT pride flag colors - the men forcing her to perform in ICDIWABH are only forcing her to perform but when it’s tr*vis he’s actually saving her & it’s poetic - she sings gay mashups bc she’s secretly engaged to a man
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
romance is not dead if you keep it public or whatever she said
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
so basically taylor confirmed she has a gaylor burner. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS IT.
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
you told the media you saw her LAST week. Halloween was only 3 days ago dammit. now they’re going to know she wasn’t ACTUALLY in fuckass Missouri
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
someone irl asked me why I think taylor is queer 😩 girl… do you have 8 hours of your life to spare rn
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
i wonder which name showed up first when she typed @ k….illatrav when she was writing out that caption
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
her instagram is her BRAND. why are ppl surprised she posted him. it’s all for her brand. performanceartlor 👀
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
not a gaylor but im starting to think tayvis might be PR??
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
remember when we used to print out directions. what a wild time. and if you don’t remember then keep your thoughts to yourself thanks. sincerely, elder gaylor
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
swiffers: omg gaylors are deranged and tayvis needs more security to keep them away. they’re so scary gaylors at home calculating how many days between dates:
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
this tells me all I need to know
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
@STwtfbegoinon she didn’t know she could advocate for a community she’s apart of
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
she should have done a willy wonka type thing with the third polaroid. if you find it you win a trip to big sur with your best friend and share a bed in a small cabin
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
omg tr*vis k*lce halloween costume got leaked
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1 year
this surely is….something
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1 year
brb gonna go throw up
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@kelssssssi_
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11 months
😑
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
oh we know
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
YOU WOULDNT BELIEVE HOW FAR SHE’D GO TO INCONVENIENCE HERSELF TO PROVE A POINT. IKTFR
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
tbh im kinda nervous for when the whole tr*vlor/t*this thing is over bc they’re already talking about what songs she’s gonna write about him and then the second she puts out new music they’re all gonna tie it to him 🤢
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
oh so taylor told stevie knicks that’s she’s 💅
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@kelssssssi_
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11 months
@brookles4life I think the fact we haven’t seen much of Andrea with him says more 👀
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
I truly. genuinely. don’t understand how h*tlors can look at that woman and think she is 100% straight. THAT IS A QUEER WOMAN. you’re gonna look at me and you’re gonna tell me that I’m wrong??
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
does anyone else click on someone’s profile that you’re not as familiar with to make sure they’re not a h*tlor before you like or repost anything? JUST TO BE SAFE 😅
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
I also find it funny that they’re playing not just uno but UNO FLIP. a variant of uno that came out in 2019. which is two sided. one side is like the normal uno we all know of and the other side is DIFFERENT colors & cards. kinda like how taylor has two sides: public & private.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
friendly reminder 🙃
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
her instagram is her BRAND. why are ppl surprised she posted him. it’s all for her brand. performanceartlor 👀
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
me when taylor goes to kc
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1 year
@D3ARREAD3R it’s happening.. those frontal lobes are developing
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
that photo of her having less likes than the other one is absolutely CRIMINAL and homophobic honestly.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
remember when she teased midnights album during thursday night football. lol she’s too funny.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
just thinking about how swiffers said the pink/orange lover bodysuit is not the lesbian flag and then on FLAG DAY she wore the lesbian bodysuit. taycomedian is so funny.
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@kelssssssi_
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3 months
NEVER BEEN MORE SURE ABOUT COMINGOUTLOR. BYE.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
GHOSTING WHEN ALISON???
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@kelssssssi_
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@gaylortruther13 “this isn’t me speculating” then continues to speculate
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
thoughts: if she does 👻 & inevitably be portrayed poorly in the media, it’ll be like taylorswiftisoverparty 2.0 which sets up rep tv perfectly. every time I think oh she wouldn’t go that far I think back to her saying how far she’ll go to inconvenience herself to prove a point
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
and they nicknamed her the bolter 🏃🏼‍♀️‍➡️
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
@wlwlore wtf is this
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@kelssssssi_
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3 months
idk… ARE we out of the woods yet taylor???
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
@seagulllor @gaylornews lmao it’s so funny to me tho bc she’s LITERALLY a publicist…. how did she not know
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
no bc wtf is this taylor alison swift. ONE PIECE OF CONFETTI?????
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
she was so wild for this
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
I just know taylor couldn’t wait to go on her gaylor burner after todays show to see what gaylortwt was saying
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
@loraxisagaylor she was just sowing the seeds of allyship🫶🏼
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
wonder what the h*tlors excuse will be for what tr*vis said in the press conference 🙃 “he’s jet lagged” “he meant last week bc it’s in the past” “he gets so flustered when he thinks about her bc they’re so in love he couldn’t think straight”
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
James and his mom tree
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
@Kiturakk this makes me even MORE positive this was an easter egg
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
when you want bagels but you have no bagels so at 6:30am you decide to make homemade bagels. time to bake 😋 (me & the bagels)
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@kelssssssi_
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3 months
my daily reminder to stay off tiktok
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
WAIT A DAMN MINUTE. besides the fact that it adds up to 38….. 4/13/21…. WAS ALSO THIS
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
another one thank you.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
it was rare I was there🫶🏼 baby taylor (sept 2008) 🥹 pls excuse the literal potato this was taken on
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
KARMA IS THE GUY ON THE SCREEN FORGETTING HIS SCRIPT ABOUT ME
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1 year
@gaylornews she had the chance to do the funniest thing…. And she did
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1 year
@AH_Pod Marsh and Bohm watching this like 👀
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1 year
@LTaylor23147 you thought you did something huh
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@kelssssssi_
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11 months
he walks like she used her strap on him
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@kelssssssi_
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8 months
WHAT ARE THESE QUESTIONS 😭 he looks frustrated and over this atp
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
omg pls delete. don’t let the gaylors see these gay colors 😭😭
@giftedswifted
𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃)
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Y’all see the color pattern right?
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@kelssssssi_
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@zeenalavaylor god forbid we have a uterus 🙄
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
well that’s bc they’re- GUNSHOTS
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
so it begins
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
goodbye goodbye goodbye you were bigger than the whole SKYE
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
taylors cats watching her leave yet again for fuck ass kansas city
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
@notseriouslor I don’t feel bad maybe if they weren’t so obsessed with her getting married and having babies they could see the dominoes cascading in a line
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
AND I CAN GO ANYWHERE I WANT. ANYWHERE I WANT. JUST. NOT. HOME.
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@kelssssssi_
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@cornerihaunt_ the scariest part is they don’t see anything wrong/weird about the shit they post. but we say this woman right here is fruity and all hell breaks loose
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
it’s true
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@gardengatelor
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taylor swift has never done anything for the male gaze
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
🙃🙃🙃
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
is she talking to the 🧣 with that guitar mashup 👀
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@kelssssssi_
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3 months
“fan account” 😂 YOU AINT KIDDING
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
I caved
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1 year
it’s 6am why am I getting the itch to bake something again 🫣🫣
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
imagine being the dbacks and seeing the Phillies bring Jake cave in. LOLOLOLOL
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@kelssssssi_
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tr*vis being more and MORE in the media rn feels like this is playing out the way it’s supposed to. and I think proposal articles will be rolling out in the near future and then…. POOF. SHE GHOSTS.
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
me and my spotify wrapped
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4 months
literally HOW is there not a fucking age maximum for president.
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1 year
tree paine looking for the next available flight to Frankfurt
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
i think ppl forget that taylor is SO calculated in the things she lets out for the PUBLIC to see. im not saying EVERYTHING is an easter egg but everything WE see does have a purpose. if she didn’t want it seen or discussed she would keep it private
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@kelssssssi_
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6 months
@Phillies @IBX oh good yeah sit marsh… the only one consistently hitting the ball but keep Nick in who couldn’t hit a beach ball
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1 year
remember when taylor released that prologue. what a wild time.
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
it’s been years (one week) since her last pap walk. missing her evil glares 🥹
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breakup articles when????
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1 year
@lavenderfishboy it’s a man so thy makes it ok obviously
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1 year
@brookles4life as soon as she saw that press conference
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
so absolutely NOTHING from last night? not even a blurry ass photo taken on a potato? NOT. A. THING.
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
this means blue guitar probably so again… pink… lavender… blue.
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1 year
I wonder if Joe alwyn woke up confused as to why he’s trending on twitter.
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@gsminikoabass @brookles4life maybe he should have spent his 12 hour flight studying instead of sleeping
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
you know I’m glad my hometown eras show was pre-tayvis bc then maybe i never would have gotten gold rush as a surprise song bc there’s NO WAY she’d openly call herself an eagles fan now
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@kelssssssi_
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4 months
alison you have 3 chances left to play ME! on the piano. IM BEGGING. PLS.
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@kelssssssi_
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11 months
@brookles4life I fully thought this was it. Like she was coming out and i genuinely thought that’s why she was only doing 2 locations for lover fest
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@kelssssssi_
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@take0utcoffees karma coming August 2038!!!
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taylor doing her halloween make up on the plane to kc
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@loopyqueenx why are they so obsessed with her being married. genuinely I don’t understand the reason
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
this was the moment she decided she was going to kc for halloween
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@kelssssssi_
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1 year
you lost me at “gaylors dni” in your bio but you’re in my mentions
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@kelssssssi_ she was there last week too.. she went to the chargers games the Sunday before last and stayed until Tuesday of last week.
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