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Kelly Slater

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Welcome to my page where I make fun of things, point out absurdities, and tackle serious subjects like the cutback

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Kelly Slater
2 years
@iFightForKids @PeterHotez @RobertKennedyJr @joerogan @merissahansen17 I disagree with both his views on the vax and you showing up to his house unannounced. I’d also like to see the debate but nobody should feel like people are waiting outside their home to hassle them. He doesn’t seem like a bad guy but he should be annoyed.
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2 years
@GregJrNorman 🫣😳
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2 years
I’m going to @RobertKennedyJr’s upcoming Space. Will you join too?
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2 years
Introducing the #KLLY Sandal. Inspired by the moon. Designed like a turtle. Produced from algae blooms. Proud to announce the first in our line of footwear options. Limited first run available now.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@tomselliott Fauci used to say it took decade to approve a vaccine. The attacks against the unvaccinated were nothing short of evil. If a vaccination works the vaccinated would have concern for the unvaccinated, not hatred. Once that attack started it was clearly beyond suspicious.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
Justin Ghaetje is a beast. Great finish. @ufc #UFC286
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@SamSacks Did you watch the same line of questioning the rest of us did? 😄 If you listened out of context to her twisted slant then you could make yourself believe that.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@strongcurrent4 You’re heartbroken about this? Is the term right wing (users) equally divisive cause that’s how the original tweet was posed? Left wing and right wing are frames of mind/POV’s with neither being inherently bad.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@slim_scsi And who are you if we went to school together?
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@slim_scsi @krassenstein When covid happened I saw a tweet saying anyone who doesn’t get vaxxed should be lined up in front of mass graves and shot. No warning to them for it. Not taken down. So you’re saying tweets have gotten meaner and more toxic since Elon? Examples?
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@RandyCh51114594 @CaddieNetwork Really? So you don’t think DJ, Cam Smith, Brooks and others are competitive in majors? Cam is defending Open champ.
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2 years
@nathaliejacoby1 Forgetting the problems everyone focuses on from his tenure, his kindness and humility always stood out to me.
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2 years
@JohnMcCarthyMMA No wonder you were an ass…Dude was confused as hell about the convo and being called Big John.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@PaulPET40089058 @Empiricalchat @carey_alexis @TheRealPatCash Paul, judging by your political narrative there is probably no good place to question lockdowns, vaccine mandates, informed consent, or personal autonomy, but if you know a good place give us a heads up. The ad hominem was cute though.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@RealBrysonGray Blue cake
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2 years
@ufc #UFC284 Volk vs Islam getting interesting into the 5th! Awesome fight. Volk doing what nobody has been able to before just surviving. Talking to him is awesome.
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Kelly Slater
2 years
@DashDobrofsky You and @RobReiner should get a room.😄 Not sure what either of you would do with your tweets if not for Trump. And I don’t even like the guy.
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