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@keldaaa
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4 years
Stop it I am loving these lol
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@keldaaa
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2 months
Petition signed for Steven van de Velde to be removed from the Olympics. Oh and only served one year for rape of a child?? This is seriously Fd up???
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@keldaaa
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2 years
Why are adult only flights not a thing yet? Children on the flight home from ibiza is a no from me 🙃🙃🙃
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@keldaaa
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3 years
@kane_tingle10 It’s probably not even 23, as my nans death was falsely recorded as covid, happening all the time. Definitely more of a control issue now than people being ill
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@keldaaa
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5 years
OMG the end of strictly they are all going nuts 😂😂😂 Will miss Mike he is such a character and a lovely bloke! #Strictlyresults
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@keldaaa
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2 years
Anyone got any London restaurant recommendations for a good atmosphere for a birthday please?? For adults 😄
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@keldaaa
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8 years
The Island with bear grylls is disgusting, killing animals for a tv show! Should be banned 😠 #angry #gogglebox
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Don’t understand people well into their 20s / 30s who’s parents still control their life, be respectful to your parents obvs, but if they’re telling you everything you should and shouldn’t do it’s a bit weird ??
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@keldaaa
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2 months
My payslip deductions are £800+ and Id honestly love to know where that’s going, no wonder everyone is moving to Dubai
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Yep fancy all 3 Tremaine, Twaine and Tristan #Gogglebox
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@keldaaa
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2 years
@yagorlbek And it barely ever comes next day 😅
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@keldaaa
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7 years
@Sergiowtd Me too I love stacking plates in a restaurant
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@keldaaa
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3 years
“The police can’t cope with the demand and neither can the prisons” how about we change the law and shoot them then 🙂 #catchingpaedophiles
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@keldaaa
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7 years
Awwww my little one thinks it’s real 😿so cute & sad 😩 #bigcats #bbc
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@keldaaa
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8 years
Jesus Leann Rimes has had some work done looking like the white chicks girls 😱 #TheGrahamNortonShow
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@keldaaa
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10 months
Sorry but Paris is one of the most overrated places in the world, don’t even know how people make it look so nice in photos 🤣🤣
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Is anyone having problems with their outlook login on the iPhone Mail app ? Mine constantly keeps saying need password every couple of days 😒
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@keldaaa
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3 years
@ReallyAmerican1 Done all that in the UK and still don’t have our freedoms back
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@keldaaa
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3 years
@realchasegeiser My nan died a couple of days after hers, we weren’t even consulted before they gave it to her in a care home. Then she died alone, we were refused a post mortem & police never came to investigate circumstances of death as they should do (UK gov site) when someone dies alone.😠😥
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@keldaaa
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8 years
Hate it when you bite into your onion ring and the onion comes out of the ring like what you think you're doing little onion 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@keldaaa
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5 years
Can anyone help with rehoming a cat in Essex ? Due to elderly relative falling ill. Male black cat is 13, lovely nature! 😽 #rehome #rehomepet #rehomecat @rehomepetsuk @CatsProtection @CPMediaTeam
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@keldaaa
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4 years
This review on a pandora ring 😭😂
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@keldaaa
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2 years
I struggle with people who have never had an issue with weight, giving weight advice. It’s nice they want to help, but don’t have the emotions there if they haven’t been fat 🙃
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@keldaaa
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10 months
Scummy people need to stop breeding scummy children. 🤬 Absolute hatred for anyone like this. Beautiful Nala the station cat 🧡🐈
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@keldaaa
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8 years
#TheMissing confused already as to which day/year we're in what's going on😩😂
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@keldaaa
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7 years
It’s a joke that no young people are realistically ever gonna be able to afford their own house, waste even trying to save for it
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@keldaaa
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7 years
Those 3 GROWN men are gonna be very embarrassed watching themselves back proper bullying, Iain Toff & Jennie for the final please! 💃🏼 #imaceleb
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@keldaaa
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3 years
“Protect the NHS” but yeah let’s sack 80,000 of them because they don’t want to be forced into medication they don’t need. 🙄 embarrassing country
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Excusing cap Tom going to Barbados because he’s a “national treasure” & could be his last holiday... right what about all of our old relatives who we havent seen for months / nearly a year? They can’t just jet off on holiday as they aren’t famous & want to be safe🙄 #thismorning
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@keldaaa
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3 years
I think I can sing better than frankie, how is she famous? 🤣 #ImACeleb
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@keldaaa
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4 years
@_niamhrodgers A country that have done it right the whole time 👏🏼👏🏼 we are an embarrassment 😂
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@keldaaa
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4 years
“essential travel only” unless you’re from love island where you can go to Spain, Dubai and greece as much as you want in 2020 with people you’ve known less than 12-18 months for those essential Instagram posts 👍🏼😬
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@keldaaa
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10 months
No surprise that #thismorning are scared to call out peoples behaviour as well. How can Nella call Fred stupid and a weirdo and no1 is saying anything???? That’s rude and imagine the shoe on the other foot? #ImACeleb
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@keldaaa
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4 years
My balance in Jan vs today! If 2020’s been good for one thing it’s that I’m now DEBT FREE!!! 💳 Had 5k on a credit card hanging over me for nearly 5 yrs when started working in London on a low wage couldn’t afford travel costs. New job + savings this year & it’s finally gone!!😁
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@keldaaa
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6 years
Why do they always shove a gold zip on a nice silver bag ?! Why do people not realise silver & gold should be treated separately 😩🙄
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Sparkle nail season ✨
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@keldaaa
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1 month
Can’t help laughing every time I see someone blaming labour who have been in the gov for 6 weeks, for all the shit this country is in because of the last 14+ years tories lol
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@keldaaa
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3 months
I’m buzzin for Wimbledon and the olympics tbh
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@keldaaa
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1 year
I’m not a confident person at all in a lot of ways, but if something needs to be said I will also say it 😂
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Anyone “offended” by a cartoon monkey on a coco pops box really ??? Much bigger problems in the world. Pathetic 🤦🏼‍♀️ #ThisMorning
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@keldaaa
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7 years
Exactly ffs 🤷‍♀️
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Honestly don’t know why Argos doesn’t just say out of stock. It says limited stock on everything then not available for delivery or collection 🙄🖕🏼
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6 years
Funny how drug takers are so quick to try and compare it to alcohol in the argument to defend drugs, I’m fully aware of how bad alcohol poisoning/addiction is but at least you know where it’s come from & what’s in it, it’s legal for a reason🙄🤦🏼‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Why are #LooseWomen (excluding Janet) taking as if you can’t catch covid if you have been vaccinated ? Do they not have a clue 😂
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@keldaaa
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3 years
I would deffo rather listen to 80s music every day opposed to chart music, it’s so shite
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@keldaaa
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12 years
Sick of seeing the word 'classy' just do it or ignore it. #ReplaceBandNamesWithBlowjob
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@keldaaa
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8 years
👊🏽
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@keldaaa
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7 years
What's worse than people writing facebook status's?... People writing facebook status's in massive coloured boxes taking up the whole page🙄🙄
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@keldaaa
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3 months
What is actually wrong with the majority of Essex, still voting tories??? Psychos 😨
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@keldaaa
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22 days
#gofundme my friends cat has been shot twice which is so horrendous, there are so many sick people around. 😡 if anyone can please donate to Rio’s medical bills however small every little helps to cover the payment for surgery over £5000. 😥😿
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@keldaaa
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8 years
Cryin 😂😂😂
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@keldaaa
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1 year
Sorry (not sorry) for the judgment but getting married and divorced in your 20s is embarrassing
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Do people not realise Novak didn’t want “special treatment” he just wants freedom of choice for what he does and doesn’t want going in his own body and not having to show proof to anyone, seems to be the big point people are missing here. Good on him 👏🏼👏🏼
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@keldaaa
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1 year
3 cold showers a day on this holiday, couldn’t be without them 🤣😅
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@keldaaa
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2 years
29 today 🥳🥳🥳
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@keldaaa
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1 year
Really fed up of being exhausted all the time ☹️
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@keldaaa
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6 years
Just caught up on 7 year switch and I am SO happy Michelle left George! 💃🏼He’s such a wanker she deserves so much better 😬 #sevenyearswitch
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@keldaaa
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6 years
Wish Geri Halliwell would know when to keep her mouth shut #jonathanross
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@keldaaa
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2 months
The m25 being 50mph until “spring 2025” while absolutely no one is working on it, anger levels rising 🙃🙃🙃
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Life 😂😂
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@keldaaa
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6 years
What a night at shakira #eldoradowordtour at the O2, so lucky to have won the tickets from @O2music , we had such good seats at the front thank you!!! Had a fantastic time 👏🏼 @shakira @TheO2 😁
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@keldaaa
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1 year
Fuck that being plummeted in water with no warning in the dark 😂 #ImACeleb
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@keldaaa
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10 months
Anyone got like an endless chesty cough
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@keldaaa
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3 years
So you can test negative and go to a liverpool rave, but you “cant” test negative to go and see any relative indoors, because that would be illegal and far too dangerous ofc. Fuckin hell do people still like / trust this gov ?? 😂
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7 years
Don’t get why @Snapchat is literally not listening to the whole world complaining, it makes no sense to have our friends stories amongst a load of magazine/video shit no one wants to read? What a bad update 😂 #snapchat @snapchatsupport
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Went for all the nudes 🍂🤎 #nudenails
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@keldaaa
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2 years
Probs don’t appreciate enough living next to this 💙
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2 years
I honestly still can’t believe the word fat has been removed from every Ronald Dahl book, and gender neutral oompa loompa’s??? PLEASE, he’s been dead for over 30 years. Why is everyone offended in this world it’s so pathetic 😬
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4 years
Shane and vernon deffo the type of blokes that think they could do better than all the football players on the pitch. Middle aged bitchy men 🤮 #ImACeleb
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@keldaaa
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3 years
😂😂 wtf that’s a new one.. why???
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2 years
Just one reason I hate designer shit.. what are these?!?!?!? 🫠
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@keldaaa
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8 years
😂😂😂🍆
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@keldaaa
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4 years
Noooo Doug was the best #TheVoiceUK
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1 month
I can drink spirit after spirit & be fine. Wine ????? What’s happened 🥴🤷🏼‍♀️
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2 years
Davide was the best of the bunch but #LoveIsland really need to change it up next year, the casting was terrible this year hardly anyone was likeable or funny, then you have toxic red flag bullies in there too coming 2nd place 😶😶
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Twister cocktail 😍💙💗 inspo from itslittlelauren on insta 🍹 video later 🤩
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@keldaaa
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3 years
When did boohoo go from their stuff being £10/£12 to dresses being £50? 🙃
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@keldaaa
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7 years
Imagine having enough money to buy what you want 😭
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3 months
Really don’t think Sza is worthy of a Glastonbury headliner spot 🥴
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1 year
Really bored of April showers now x
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Was having a really good Friday until A) ASOS decided to pack a liquid in a box with no protection with a load of clothing??? And B) DPD literally SAW this parcel leaking all up our pathway and still decided to leave it in our porch without knocking??? 😂 oh lord
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Shirley back to hating all the girls #strictly
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1 year
Anyone else want to have children but don’t wanna be pregnant? Is it a common thing or? 😂 Wednesday thoughts
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@keldaaa
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8 years
Me
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3 months
Rain in July, how stunning x
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@keldaaa
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10 years
What a terrible way of doing immunity ?! None of them 4 should be out first! #imaceleb
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7 years
5 vodkas down with no dinner is wise 🙂
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@keldaaa
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3 years
Our neighbours cat fancied sunbathing with me 🤍
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@keldaaa
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2 years
Reasons I’m better off working from home than london: 🫠
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@keldaaa
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8 years
Do people really need to check in to supermarkets on facebook to tell us that they're picking up their christmas turkey?!🙄
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7 years
Young people trying to get a job in this county is an actual joke, not given a chance due to lack of experience but can’t get experience if can’t get a job, honestly pathetic, unfair and makes me so angry 😡
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4 years
Fuck off no one loved steve #bgt #BritainsGotTalent
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Charlotte Crosby is horrendously annoying AF on masterchef 😴
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2 years
Ekin su is a psychopath isn’t she #LoveIsland
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@keldaaa
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5 years
@ryangreenhow6 Why did she take so long to acknowledge your injuries 🤣😂
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10 months
Oh man Nick was my fave #ImACeleb
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@keldaaa
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7 years
Aren’t some people lucky livin off bank of mum n dad or inheritance while some of us constantly have to think bout never havin enough money🙄
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@keldaaa
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4 years
People eating their takeaways on their bed causes me real stress, what on earth are you doing ?
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1 year
Back to work after a long break is always a mix of emotions 🤣🤣
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@keldaaa
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6 years
At least 90% of girls I went to school with are so fuckin weird 😂 slagging eachother off for years then becoming best pals again in their 20s cause they’ve got no one else, glad to have move on from all that, pathetic🕺
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