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📚Electrical&Fashion Design 👩🏾🎓 | Content Creator 🫱🏿🫲🏾| lets have fun 🤩
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Men’s friendship is annoying mahn🤣these other ones laughed their friend bcoz he wore new clothes…
Like why? 🤣
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Do men ever go through serious heartbreak… Like that one that makes you not to eat🥹__ where you feel your heart pounding from outside🥺
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Can't we go back to the days when we tried to make things work? The current state of relationships is disheartening... just one mistake, and it's over. It feels like everyone is rushing to prove they can move on quickly. 😑
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😭I'm not saying be extremely traditional, but as my man, be hands-on Emgidini. I want my man in those dirty overalls, slaughtering that cow, preparing the fire, and stuff.
Not those UK accent wannabes chilling with the homies until food is ready.🙂↔️✋🏾
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Vele there are people who've never been admitted to the hospital since they were born? 🤔
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These two did us dirty🥹I mean I’ve never came across such a nice and genuine content like this one in SA…
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One thing about me I accept website cookies shame... what are those nkosiyam? 😥
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My stomach is swollen and theres a thick black line in between… don’t know if it’s kwashiorkor or constipation.🥺
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I cannot emphasize how happy single people are. Relationships are stressful. The essay y'all women send to these guys... 😭😭
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I honestly do not regret having my 4 kids by the age of 27… some of y’all haven’t even started, you’ll be attending parents meetings with walking sticks🦯
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Ladies are you still happy with Legit store’s fashion🥹? Ngoba ai Noo
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I'm afraid Steve Madden has the most beautiful, fairly priced heels. You can hate the brand, but as a lady, you can't deny there's at least something tempting you could buy from that brand.
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Can y’all please share any South African agencies that helps us with getting International/overseas jobs👏🏽🥹
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Non dramatic daddy… no scandal, no instagram, no maphepha ndaba… Daddy Vusi is literally living stress free life Im sure😅
Legendary actor Vusi Kunene has joined
#ShakaiLembeMzansi
and will be appearing on this Sunday’s episode 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I remember informing this guy that I had started my periods, on day 3 he asked if I’m still on my periods… I said yes😩 he said “lento kuzoba yinkinga in our relationship” 🥲
Konje this other Zulu dude once dumped me for uploading Burna Boy’s picture on my status 👐🏾
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Being unemployed create an unhealthy lifestyle___ u clean the house, then u on your phone the whole day… 🥹
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The pain of craving for Coke but it is there in the fridge but you cant drink it because you’ve already drunk your ONE glass.
This is the last Dec Im visiting home🥺👐🏾
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There was no need for this guy to make us cry like that though😪🥺😪 😭
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They are dealing with yall…😂❤️👌🏽
I told my helper today that she will only be off on Christmas Day and Boxing Day l need her back because for new year’s because we’re going away to celebrate new year with a group of friends and she told me that she has to be off on both holidays
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Guys have yall ever dated someone who doesn’t act like they’re in a relationship on their socials…
Like it’s just vibes… you guys go out together he/she uploads his “solo” pictures 1 week later😂
Like…🤷🏽♀️
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Konje this other Zulu dude once dumped me for uploading Burna Boy’s picture on my status 👐🏾
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I need someone to businessically explain to me why Takealot has so many discounts 🙂everything there is always on discount.
My trust issues…🤔🫣ngoku
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So guys Superbalist sells original sneakers or?
I dont want mistakes 🥹
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When he takes out his stress on you😩 using what God gave him…😭🔥
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I honestly understand why women go mad when men demand DNA…
Honestly when a man wants DNA he simply means u were sleeping around, it’s even worse when you know that the child is genuinely his.
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Guys, let's be real. South Africa and Nigeria have that sibling love and hate...
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There’s this Nigerian guy and American lady that were roasted by South Africans on tiktok until the surrender 🥺😭
The Nigerian guy ended up saying South Africans are amazing people 😫
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Ezaka Dj Zinhle kee, you know with fashion he doesn’t disappoint
#SAMA29
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After reaching the age of 23, I find it pointless to look for your father. You've managed without him all these years, so why start now? Finished with school and everything, suddenly you want your father when you're about to start working?
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I wonder who draws that Carrol Boyes lady… imbi leya drawing🤚🏾 🤣
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So if someone works at Woolworths and they wear Gucci, that means they are wearing fake because u cant be in a taxi wearing luxury?
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Hey
@PicknPay
aren’t home cooked meal left-overs supposed to be given to poor people, here in Vaal they dont give us??? 🥹
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I honestly need men to understand that 90% of what we do as ladies… we not even thinking about you 🤞🏾🤞🏾
Stop killing yourself to look expensive, we men don’t even know the difference between Brazilian hair and goat hair 🐐
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Men why do you buy Ice Tropez at a groove for ladies you don’t know? Why do you enjoy spending for people you don’t know?
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Can y’all please recommend a movie where a Man is saving his family, wife or kids… I just want a happy ending movie🥺
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Y’all know the pain of preparing for your graduation for months only for you not to be allowed inside the venue because you are late. 🥹
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A brown color cannot be mixed with another color… rather use a different shade of brown.
These designers are missing it.
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It’s so weird dating a guy who queues for food… at funerals/ wedding or whatever…Like Why are you even eating🥺
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Kanti these influencers and celebrities are promoting fentybeauty for free?
🤔
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They definitely do better when that number is unsaved… once u save it and put this❤️ next to their name, issa game over!
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Nothing is more embarrassing like watching your man getting hands from another man🤣😩…
Like child.. you don’t know what to say😭
You just… 😭
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Can y’all pls invite us to your year end functions us unemployed people… we just wanna feel the “employed” atmosphere nathi 😅🥹
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@Mr_Innocent00
It’s my brother 😭everything was new… cap, short, top, shoes and bought a new phone pouch😭they lost it ko pouch.. he came bck bored and wore old jean and cap
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Ever notice when life gets tough, everything just falls apart? Everyone you trusted disappoints you, money disappears, friends act strange, and suddenly, everything feels like a heavy load on your shoulders.
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I dont care about men’s money but dating a broke white guy❌
Anever!
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The things we think about before we sleep ladies😭… yesterday before I slept I was getting married and my husband bought me a Posche and Sjava was performing 😭
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@RefilweSeboko
Nah Yollie is beautiful, go through her pictures… they just happened to screenshot the ugliest pic… infact they are the same. Give this girl a Frontal, both of them banyisa.
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Men please be honest,do you guys get annoyed when we send you random selfies a lot… like out of the blue? 🤔
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People who randomly have that white foam at the corner of their lips...😩 in all honesty…they don’t feel it? 🥺🤷🏽♀️
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I dont understand why lamb meat is so expensive... can y'all explain? Isn't it a normal farm animals like others?
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My boyfriend kept asking me what is Bathong in English I said “Peopling”…
Because what is it??🥹
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This calf is less than an hour old… you can never tell me a lion was created by God😭😭😭
Bruuuh you must be insane if Lions are one of your favourite animals 👐🏾
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Now that the rugby celebrations are over, guys let’s be honest as a country… nje as a family… the last 3 matches were luck mahn😂
“1 point🥺”
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Haibo guys kanti “Isbhamu somdoko” it’s that thing that makes babies😭
Hai Felo🥺
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… I aint dating an ugly man for anything of some sort😭I’d rather eat pap and water with my Chris Brown if need be✋🏽…
But unattractive gent… soze sbali😵✋🏽
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@__BlessyChauky
Lies😂😂 y'all tryna make yourselves feel better for calling sidechicks easy😂 A man shouldn't cheat, wether easy or better, lets not sugarcoat amanyala
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@MsKgaditswe
I wonder who will hire a Dj wearing seshweshwe… tlohellang bana ba phande yoh😂👐🏾
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@MysteriousRue
Im talking about younger generations vele, not an old man like u... ungazong'phaphela pls!!!
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To a man,
Sports comes 1st, then his mother, his siblings, his haircut, his cellphone, his father, his zambuk, his gents, his female besty…
Then the girlfriend🥺!
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@Life_After_18
They are using this guy's logins... no way a person would sell himself like that, he was gonna say Bro cancel im far knowing very well he is not a target market. I heard these guys sell their accounts to other ppl to work thats why sometimes u get a diff car registration.
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Nobody works harder like a new inexperienced employee... always eager to show that they are capable, DO NOT UNDERESTIMATE those candidates.
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I love Primo so much, best content creator. Whoever wants to vote for Robot Boii, please do so, loudly! Y'all can never ridicule Robot for keeping his nose away from matters that don’t concern him! Nisili nina kuTwitter!
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It's sad seeing someone who did nothing wrong has to say sorry just to keep the peace. May those people one day come to realize they are not the problem, but their kind hearts are betraying them. Having an extremely good heart can be dangerous.
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