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ig (rly only post stories):
fediverse:
email me: keith @
dm me for my #
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How is
@TeenVogue
the most hard hitting paper in 2016
Donald Trump is gas lighting America and deliberately undermining the very foundation of our freedom by
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@ChristineCarril
@david_perell
really hope you’re paying them the value of the 60% of your time your saving.
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And we're still letting straight people donate blood? Huh, weird.
NEW: The number of new HIV diagnoses in heterosexual people is higher than in gay and bisexual men for the first time in a decade.
Straight people are also far more likely to be diagnosed late and less likely to get tested
#HIVTestingWeek
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lol a young couple asked me if i’d move from my window seat to a middle seat so they could sit together, i said no (obviously) and now he’s sending mean messages to his gf about the gay sitting next to him ☺️☺️☺️
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yes i yell “thank you” as i get off the bus and i’ll never stop
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@seldo
@wongmjane
i'm so excited for this!!! i bookmark a ton of things and then open the page and go "i am never going to find that bookmark" and close it 😭
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hello from our new house in oakland, got the keys 15 minutes ago 😍😍
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bf got me a bird feeder that sends me pictures of the birds. this is the perfect bird app.
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not the first thing i'd have named my non-alcoholic drink
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love this lackluster backdrop at sfo, really speaks to me
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i'm sorry for those of you who need to hear this but you are never going to be a billionaire and you shouldn't defend them
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I did not think that HN could be any worse but this thread about dating in the bay area truly bested itself
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feel very silly today at my job tapping away at a computer while the world burns down around me, and I can see my relationship and "lifestyle" in the crosshairs a year or two down the road
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Friends if you work at twitter you have got to get out. You cannot be at a company where the leader is making product decisions via twitter. here he is saying he's killing the "Official" badge, just as it rolls out (and ppl spent nights & weekends to build)
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I don't think a tweet has ever spoken more to me than this one
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putting an offer on a house in oakland today 🤞🏼
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aws status page after an astroid hits the planet
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a very old woman on the subway leaned in to me and said I would never get a good job with blue hair 😭
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Everyone should be reading
@laurenduca
's weekly teen vogue write up.
🇷🇺 Week 7 of Thigh-High Politics unpacks Trump's use of the Soviet Union propaganda tactic known as "whataboutism"
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ooo i got my first DM this morning telling me I shouldn't "talk to VCs like that on twitter" because "i could need them in the future"!!
🤮🤮🤮🤮
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THIS! All of the bad bots & scammers are using scrapers and tools like puppeteer to do their damage, not the official API where twitter can inspect every request. Bad bots are going to take up MORE of your feed when possum every day is gone
i love it when people assume that requiring people to pay for a twitter feature will magically fix the scam/spam problem
as though all good actors are willing/able to pay and no scammers/spammers are
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my manager
@jennschiffer
just started a meeting giving us 5 minutes to write our thoughts down while EVANESCENCE - GOING UNDER plays in the background
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Being on the spectrum is not an excuse for being awful to people. The worlds richest man spends his time trolling and making fun of LGBTQ people, but we should be nice? absolutely not.
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it's my birthday! i'm 32 🍰🎈 and all I want from you is a photo and/or description of the best piece of cake you've ever had ty
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i never saw it but it seemed like nicolas cage went through a lot of work to steal the declaration of independence and I think maybe it wouldn't have been that hard
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@ericd
"there is no reason I shouldn't be online right now" - my whole personality for the last 20 years
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well, this sucks. I feel strongly that Warren is the right choice for the country, and to face trump. I'll get behind the eventual nominess but my energy is gone, and I feel bad.
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I think the virtual pet site I created when I was 13 was one of (if not the) first instances of game based micro transactions online (sorry!)
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Betty White was willing to lose her career making tough decisions and sticking by her morals. She enjoyed a long and incredible career because of those morals. RIP to an absolute icon.
Betty White was hiring female directors and making Arthur Duncan a full time player on television in 1954.. and when the south said they'd boycott .. she said sorry DEAL
They then screwed over that show and her for YEARS
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honestly, WHY. I don’t understand why this tool needs to be on a chain that “only cost is gas” (HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS). You can generate a palette on 400 websites since photoshop existed. I don’t want to be mean, but …
Introducing... OpenPalette!
On-chain, randomly generated color palette data. Use it as a data source for generative art, games, websites, and more. 9900 available. The only cost is gas. Enjoy! 🌈
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“Please note I am 10 years old, but still a good dog walker” 🥺🥺🥺
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how do you steal something that is free
After some thefts from little libraries in our city, officers and staff came together to donate a bunch of books to the libraries. Now people can use and enjoy them again! 📚📖
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Carrie Fisher was so important. She was more than Leia, she was someone willing to talk about their disorders publicly and without shame.
Carrie Fisher, "Star Wars" actress and best-selling author, dies at 60
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@jackmcdade
And the thousands of children in cages, separated from their parents? do they have your love too? the kids who had no plan for school, or who’s parents are dead from covid? do you love them too? absolutely astonishing where the line for “life” ends. Enjoy your privilege.
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(this is a hell of entirely my own creation 🥺)
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rich white cofounder doesn’t understand that not everyone in tech is rich, and that marginalized folks can’t just move jobs to make more money. 2nd & 3rd tier companies paying very little. startups making employees work 60 hours while the founders get rich. get fucked.
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SIX YEARS together with
@AndrewWatterson
. This last year we went to japan and hawaii and alaska and I wouldn't want to go to all those places with anyone else 💕
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@chi_jekwuOkwor
@bjosep
@ChristineCarril
@david_perell
"treat her well" means pay for the job she is doing. I'm not sad, I think it's wrong to hire someone to do 60% of your job and pay/title them as an assistant.
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hello
@neopets
users,
@subeta
still exists and will welcome you with open arms and i promise never make NFTs! We've been letting people post about gay stuff for 17 years!
(h/t
@broderick
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and i'm expected to just give this site up???
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@esthercrawford
but like… what did you build? what did you disrupt? you can keep using girlboss words but your output is still twitter 2.0
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nobody told me when i joined the marines that i would have to follow orders :( :( :(
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Hahahahaha I hope throwing everyone on your team under the bus & sleeping on the floor was good enough
@esthercrawford
!! Hope to never see you in this business again 🙏 🙏
Just got confirmation that Esther Crawford, chief executive of Twitter Payments, is out.
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anniversary dinner time at my favorite restaurant. wild that Andrew & I have been together 10 years 🥰🥰🥰
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For anyone considering this, my DMs are open. I can connect you with friends at the US digital service, 18F or state digital service. Tell me how to get you to consider it!!
The incoming Biden admin has hidden a message for IT folk in 's source code:
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i'll be muting colt*n, who went on tv to date (and make money being Not Gay but making it part of the storyline) girls and the one he chose had to get a restraining order against him
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bf has started moving his computer collection from a storage unit to our house 🥴
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goodbye mission dolores, you were the best neighborhood 💖💖💖
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it’s weird to brag about something during the pandemic, and really just weird for me in general. i grew up in poverty and never thought i’d own a home, much less one bigger than my childhood home & with the boy i love 😍😍
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“it’s like a mp3 player but instead you just get the chorus of one song, and it’s really expensive”
What the hell, who doesn't love a good prompt tweet. 90s kids: quote this with something that was gigantic in the 90s that you couldn't possibly explain to someone born after 2000
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zoom has a feature where you can add a virtual green screen behind you and i LOVE IT
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@MitchOFarrell
You sent 100 police officers to a park at night to remove unhoused people from their tents in the cover of darkness.
I'm embarrassed that you're what we get for LGBTQ representation in government.
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this response instantly going into the hall of fame
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what the fuck
Eh-Oh...what could the Teletubbies be possibly hiding from us? Stay tuned for something BIG this week. 🚀
#Bitcoin
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other people are probably going to use your code and i'm sorry, i just can't learn another syntax that is just CSS compressed again, i'm too old
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In ten minutes when curfew hits they're all gonna be arrested for unlawful assembly, like all of the protesters over the summer, right?
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bye
(also call me when fb reduces your salary to match the small town you’re gentrifying!)
The Bay Area’s highly paid tech workers are giving up on San Francisco. In this new era of remote work, some are moving to places where the homes are cheaper and the taxes lower. “I’ll live like a king.”
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i have blocked 6 homosexuals so far for wanting to fuck q shaman
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